#even better if Hephaestus is like “no no it wasn't a chick. I hooked up with a fine man.” | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

astro-can · 9 days ago

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i want the most drop-dead, gorgeous, breath-takingly beautiful girl to show up at camp half-blood and everyone is like "yeah she's definitely an Aphrodite kid" and then she gets claimed by hephaestus and everyone is like WHAT

#idk I think it'll be funny #drew would be like “o ur def one of my sisters here i'll show you around” and then she would trash-talk the Hephaestus kids #and then when the girl is claimed she looks at drew and she's like “bitch”#Aphrodite looks down from Olympus and she's like “HEPHAESTUS WHAT KIND OF CHICK DID YOU HOOK UP WITH?”#even better if Hephaestus is like “no no it wasn't a chick. I hooked up with a fine man.”#“WAIT SO THEN WHO GAVE BIRTH?” “not important :)”#hephaestus #camp half blood #drew tanaka #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #toa #aphrodite #screw it i'm drawing+writing this

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