#eta: Goryo's doesn't work I am not immune to card evaluation skills in a smouldering crater

[penroseparticle]

I'm sorry I have to be an MTG nerd for 5 seconds we just got Emrakul, the World Anew spoiled:

and someone said it "probably won't see any modern play" and the idea that a madness cost of 6 colorless in the format with Tron Lands, Urza's Saga, and Underworld Cookbook for a 12/12 with some bananas protection that STEALS YOUR OPPONENT'S BOARD is just, the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

Like Tron can just CAST HER FOR 12 IN SOME GAMES. Card evaluation skills in a smouldering crater. Unbelievably audacious to believe that she's not Modern power level as if we haven't been Through The Breeching Emrakuls for over a decade now. You can Goryo's this! Hasty 12/12 board wipe for 2.

And like, maybe she won't be good enough? She'll DEFINITELY get tested out though! She will for sure be played by the people that fucking love Emrakul. It's a marquee character on a powerful card. WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN