#esp shadowpeach lovers don't attack me

[lotusarchon]

Any lmk ships you don’t like?

Not counting the basic weird ships that I'm not fond of in LMK like plumsy/peachynoodles uhmm here's my list that I expect to get attacked for so I'm stating my reasons pls don't attack me again

1) dragonfruit - I tried liking it but the first fic i came across with it was r-pe and it...basically, I don't like the ship because that fic ruined it for me and I'm the type of person who judges shit based on stuff like that lmfao...and I'm sorry but Red Son forcing himself on Mei is..😟 n-no

2) chimera - Imma be honest I like to think all three of them are siblings and Red is the oldest tryna murder the youngest so it's not really my style (and I do personally headcanon them as aroace cause I'm aroace and any character I like gets aroace beamed)

3) goldendragon - same thing, I personally like to see them as siblings so I don't interact with content for them. I will say, the ship is very cute tho and I LOVE best friends to lovers, butttt like dragonfruit my introduction to this ship was a gross r-pe/porn fic and it gave me the ick so hard pass

4) shadowpeach - "macaque is so innocent wukong is so evil" and not "okay both have their own sides both are complicated characters" > aka fandom ruined the ship for me

5) idk the ship name but azure and macaque which is..no. I don't like it. Too weird. Or maybe I just wanna wrap my hands around Macaque's throat and [redacted]

6) any ship with macaque that isn't an oc/reader because tbh like OCs and Readers still make Macaque feel cool but if you pair him with a canon character he's suddenly a victim and like fuck that bro Macaque don't deserve no bitches (this is a joke don't attack me for this like what you like okay 😭😭😭 don't go telling me to die bc of this macaque fans)

Uhhh I have no idea if there's any more ships in LMK tbh because the fandom is not so nice to me and I try to just ignore it and pretend it's just me and my nice circle of friends/followers. If there are though, that's cool. I know there's rarepair ships and allat and that's cool, they're absolutely adorable to see. Just not really my cup of tea, so again please don't attack me especially with the Macaque bit I was joking alright 😭 don't kill me pls