#ensuing confusion

[heyhollow]

My favorite gag ever tbh

Their first sleepover as a group was wild

Characters from left to right:

Micheal, Jeremy (freddy bully), Jacob (Bonnie bully), and Ter (Chica bully)

I have a reason in my hc why Micheal's eyes would glow I think it's neat maybe I'll explain my whole theories and HCs eventually but for now just get silly comics.

[gobliiine]

Silken Squall marriage rituals are different than most on Exandria

Which means that when Orym sprouts a pretty blue flower in his hand and tucks it into Dorian’s hair for the first time, he doesn’t understand that the reason Dorian is blushing so hard is because by Squall tradition, they are now betrothed

[twink-remus-lupin]

muggle au where sirius is a burly, grease-stained mechanic whose commute to work has him riding his harley past the university where lanky english literature professor!remus works

[voiider]

fake psychic Tim but its just. its just psych. Jason dies and batman goes off the deep end so Tim (instead of becoming robin) starts going ham on the 'tips to the police' bc if the police can deal with the smaller crimes then Tim doesn't have to worry about batman killing a petty thief.

Except he's running himself into the ground and he starts getting sloppy bc he's giving the local police info, and bludhaven info (bc dick) AND probably giving Nightwing info when he can and someone catches him or he leaves a paper trail and then Officer Dick Grayson apprehends him and takes him in for questioning and Tim is like "you can't talk to me without my parents or a lawyer present, I'm a minor. And my parents are in Guatemala, so you better call my lawyer."

and Dick is like "kid you're not in trouble i just need to know who's giving you this information." Because there is NO WAY this kid isn't working with someone. Someone who is using a child to drop off information, which while noble to help the police, is putting this child in danger and tim is like, pretty offended actually. That it's being implied that he COULDN'T do this himself.

So he's like "im not working for anyone."

and Dick is like "you have to be getting the info from somewhere. I just wanna help."

and Tim is like AUGH ADULTS "I just- i figured it out on my own" and its CLEAR that Dick doesn't believe him which is, first off, super insulting, never meet your heroes, and second he shouldn't be talking anyway or admit that he goes out at night or Dick will do something stupid like try to make him stop. So he's like (rolling eyes) "I'm psychic. Are you happy? Can I have my phone call now?"

[slimeshade]

Been replaying PMD Red Rescue Team lately and-

I might've got (the start of) an idea

[mewkwota]

Do you have any tips on how to draw Omega-xis' spikeyness?

Oh gosh, I wanna assume you are talking about the light of his body? I guess I see the material being like an explosion, where it starts really big and wide then starts to narrow down. On that note, I see the material as sporadic so I think it's okay to make it look as non-uniform, so some spikes can be real long and some not.

His torso looks like the zig-zag of a lightning bolt to me, so I try to go for a shape like that and but it "explosion" again.

For his "mane", which I think of it like X-Zero's ponytail where it has this big hump at the start (but it starts at the top of his head and connects back to his neck?) then follows the same idea from before.

So maybe think about it as if Omega-Xis had regular human proportions but then make then "explosion", I'm sorry if that doesn't make a lot of sense as I'm very bad at explaining things. L(///L )

I also made a visual of what I mean if it may be more helpful:

If you were otherwise talking about his head, I find that I start with his "ears" then draw the "spikes" over his eyes to figure out the perspective I want to go for. To me, he's like recalling how to draw a furry-anthro, dragon, and a box at the same time. ^^;

[ask-the-royal-absol]

Destino: Why?!?! I just cleaned myself!!! What?!?!

@askdeoxys

[sunseekerlove]

i love fake dating jegulus stories but okay picture how fucking funny and chaotic it would be if it was fake dating jegulus and fake dating wolfstar like imagine regulus likes remus and wants to make him jealous so he and james fake date but james has been in love with reggie the entire time and then on the other side of it we have remus who likes james and sees james and reggie “dating” and wants to make him jealous so he and sirius fake date and sirius has also been in love with remus the whole time. do you know how chaotic that would be? sirius loves remus, remus likes james, james loves regulus, and regulus likes remus. THE CHAOS

[tswwwit]

dip 🤝 bill

both liking their hair pulled/played with

👍

[wysteriaisapenguin]

Calling all Thombos!!!

Please send me your Thomas designs, I want to do a funny redraw with this: 

[hopedefined]

researching slang for obvious reasons and

who's gonna be the one to get confused when anna asks "can you carry me t'--" and actually go to pick her ass up

[theforestknowsmydreams]

mind reader but he doesn't know because he can only read extremely passionate thoughts who continues to be confused by his ADHD neighbor's hyperfixations send tweet

[ennas-aesthetic]

after all this time I am STILL thinking about Hob taking Dream to a musical theater date only to take him to. fucking. Hadestown.

[aria0fgold]

I'm getting the full plural experience nowadays cuz from time to time, one of us would end up replying too quickly for the brain to keep up and give them their proper voice so instead they end up getting the voice of the person that spoke before them and it becomes a: "Who said that?" moment of confusion.

And today, "I" woke up in the middle of the night but our identity got blurred cuz before sleeping, I remember switching with Aly cuz Nervous sleeping in a different bed even though it's mine since it's been awhile. So waking up in the middle of the night, "I" was like "Who am I right now???" And it took a few seconds of buffering until it sinks in that "Oh right, Aly." Then we went back to sleep again.

[lord-squiggletits]

Also speaking of absurd plots in Barber's writing, shout out to that time he wrote a scene of Optimus and the US President talking. And the US president who's a black woman and her father was a civil right's activist has nothing to say about the fact that a police officer in her country getting killed by Jazz was a big reason ppl don't trust the Autobots? Like, a major diplomatic incident b/t humans and Autobots just never gets discussed? Optimus never goes "so heyyy the reason my soldier killed a police officer is because he was about to kill injured and surrendering Autobots, can I get a pardon for that? Or maybe some kind of editorial where we get to clear the air and show both sides of that incident? In the spirit of transparency and fairness not only to your people but also mine?"

Like.

The black female president whose father was a civil rights activist has nothing to say about an incident of a police officer about to fire on surrendering suspects, and then the media treats his attempted killing as him being the noble police officer just doing his duty who was completely in the right to shoot??? Why was this major diplomatic incident not part of some major convention between humans and Autobots? Why did Jazz/Optimus never get to share their side of this incident on an official political or diplomatic channel? Why did Barber write one of his politician characters as being left-leaning and clearly in-tune with social justice issues, having nothing to say about a police officer from her country (a country infamous for police brutality and racial inequality, which she would know personally because she's a black woman) being the subject of an interplanetary dispute causing tension between Earth and the alien civilization trying to help them not get colonized by Decepticons?

Instead the purpose of that scene was like... I don't even remember, it was basically the US pres going "my father was a civil rights activist" and Optimus is like "hm I guess I'll leave Jazz out to dry for the sake of diplomatic relations." I don't understand why the only possible outcome of the story was for Optimus to just abandon Jazz when, as Jazz' commanding officer and a representative of Cybertron, he would've been within his rights (and indeed, may have had such meetings during the war) to demand some sort of trial to clear Jazz' name? Like, the fact that Optimus had this diplomatic power but didn't even try to use it, and the US President had a character background to make her sympathetic and she didn't bring up a trial either, just feels like a massive plot hole.

It's just so fucking bad because not only does the treatment of that incident not make sense logic wise (an international/interplanetary? incident of that magnitude is DEFINITELY something that would be discussed between the leaders of the two nations in question), it also kind of makes Barber's attempts to put progressive politics in the comics look really stupid? Like. Shouldn't a black female president whose father was a civil rights activist go "Ah yes, unfortunately I'm very familiar with pro-police propaganda and the way police are often potrayed as people who can do no wrong. We should talk more about this incident of your soldier killing a police officer, maybe have some sort of trial to determine wrongsoing. Because the fair thing to do is to give alleged victims an attempt to speak and not just assume the police are in the right." Like the US President isn't supposed to be a super important character in the plot or anything, but I just think it's really fucking weird to add this US Civil Rights Era background to one of your characters and then have her not react sympathetically at all to an incident of attempted police brutality.

It really seemed like that whole plot of Optimus deciding that public image is more important than saving Jazz feel super forced and stupid, not to mention it portrayed a minority character with activist backgrounds as being apathetic to an issue she should have a lot of stake in.

...

Also have I mentioned that the incident I'm referring to of Jazz killing a police officer was an event specifically orchestrated by Megatron? Who seeded mind-controlling, paranoia-inducing guns among Earth's populace with the specific goal of poisoning Autobot-human relations? And Megatron literally did an evil monologue about this plan in front of Spike and another Skywatch operative, and Spike is still part of the military in the present day, meaning that he would've known that Jazz killing a police officer was just part of a plan by Megatron BECAUSE HE WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE WHEN MEGATRON EXPLAINED IT AND IMMEDIATELY RAN TO TRY AND STOP THE INCIDENT FROM OCCURRING???

[cats-of-eden-valley]

Wait what? But… he didn’t mate with anyone in the pride? Why was there father exile?

That's definitely part of the argument was made. It was a bit of an unprecedented situation--a coalition tom has never in pride memory brought back a litter they had while away from the Valley. Other cats argued that he (his name was Laurel) broke the coalitions law of silence, where the toms aren't allowed to speak about where they go during the Sleeping Year.

It can also be argued that he broke a law of queens, where a pride cat can't have kittens with an outsider, but are protected by the "don't ask, don't tell" clause around a litter's sire. Doesn't work as well when a tom brings a litter back, because everyone knows that the dam must be an outsider.

Laurel just wanted his kits safe, because for whatever reason the mate he took couldn't take care of them. He had a lot of misgivings about the prides and how they worked, but he thought at least they would let this be a cut and dry issue and take in the kittens without asking too many questions. Instead, the topic began to circle into "what to do with them" so it was his offer to take the fall--he broke the law, but his children shouldn't suffer.

So he fully agreed to be exiled. Maybe he was weirdly relieved because of it too.