#encounter two: linda's best friend rebecca. dead frog. very disrespectful thing to do. if hathor doesn't blight this man's genitals i shall
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the ghosts that possess the man also get access to his knowledge of what modern kitchens are. they also get access to his knowledge of everything else, and some of them are gossipy bitches, so you end up learning about all the chef's weird habits and dirty secrets over the course of the series.
A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.
It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.
#egyptian baker: ok we're gonna make PROPER BREAD#also im going to rate this guy's sex life on a scale from WOULD NOT WISH ON A DEAD FROG to BLESSED BY HATHOR GODDESS OF LOVE#encounter one: linda in tenth grade. hungry baboon. this man did not do well by that girl and he regrets it to this day.#encounter two: linda's best friend rebecca. dead frog. very disrespectful thing to do. if hathor doesn't blight this man's genitals i shall#encounter three: stacy at prom. i would rate it maybe a temple crocodile. he at least made sure she achieved satisfaction.#i will spare his genitals the kitchenaide stand mixer for now.
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#egyptian baker: ok we're gonna make PROPER BREAD#also im going to rate this guy's sex life on a scale from WOULD NOT WISH ON A DEAD FROG to BLESSED BY HATHOR GODDESS OF LOVE#encounter one: linda in tenth grade. hungry baboon. this man did not do well by that girl and he regrets it to this day.#encounter two: linda's best friend rebecca. dead frog. very disrespectful thing to do. if hathor doesn't blight this man's genitals i shall#encounter three: stacy at prom. i would rate it maybe a temple crocodile. he at least made sure she achieved satisfaction.#i will spare his genitals the kitchenaide stand mixer for now.
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A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.
It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.
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