#elite christian imagine

[thesupreme316]

Aew reacts to you falling asleep in most random places or falling asleep on them

You can choose either one

Orange Cassidy x Fem!Reader, MJF x Fem!Reader, Kenny Omega x Fem!Reader, Hook x Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks x Fem!Reader, Christian Cage x Fem!Reader nick Wayne x fem

AEW STARS React to: You Falling Asleep in Random Places/On Them

Pairings: Orange Cassidy x Fem!Reader, MJF x Fem!Reader, Kenny Omega x Fem!Reader, Hook x Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks x Fem!Reader, Christian Cage x Fem!Reader, Nick Wayne x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 937

Supreme Speaks: hey yall, i'm keeping my promise. Hopefully this is the start of making up for lost time, sorry for being away. I miss writing tbh. But antiways, thanks for being patient. NOW BACK TO MY SCHEMES. Plz remember that you are loved and appriecated.

Taglist: @hooks-martin @sheinthatfandom @triscillal @cassie0sstuff @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hookerforhook @batzy-watzy @wwenhlimagines

Warnings: slightly proofread, failed comedy, GIFS AINT MINE AGAIN GIFS AINT MINE (rights are to the original creators)

Orange Cassidy (Random place):

He’s not fazed

Homeboy is impressed that you can fall asleep anywhere

In fact, he joins you

He has seen you in every random place in the house

Bathroom, linen closet, the kitchen, and how you fell asleep on the steps of the porch??

He’ll never know

It’s a regular occurrence to play “Where’s Y/N?”

One time Trent and Kris came over and saw the two of you sleeping on the porch steps

He just left a sign beside y’all that said “come back later”

After your neighbor called the police for a wellness check

MJF (Random Place/On them):

He thought you were joking when you said you can sleep anywhere

But was genuinely concerned about how you fell asleep in the laundry room

Makes fun of you on Twitter and uses your pictures to describe other people’s matches

If you fell asleep on him, he would melt

I think he would show off that his S/O is sleeping on him with a smirk

Would yell at someone for disturbing you and would blame the other person for you waking up

“No babe, it was Adam’s dumbass voice that woke you up, not me.”

Will bring you closer if you move in your sleep

But make no mistake, if his cat falls asleep on him, you’re sleeping on the floor

Hook (On them):

I can see this man being stiff as a log when you fall asleep on him

Strokes your hair to keep you calm

Doesn’t eat chips for fear that they will awake you

He woke you up once…and that was enough for him

Only answer his friends if they’re asking yes or no questions (will only nod)

Drapes a blanket over you if you don’t have his hoodie on

Eventually, he will fall asleep with you

But he quickly moves to sleep next to you cause you a wild sleeper

One time you were boxing him in your sleep…and won…

Eddie Kingston (Random Place/On them):

Mans would try out your random sleeping places before waking up and crawling back in the bed

“I don’t know how lil mama does it…that shit hurt.”

However, he made a ranking list and the best place is the dining room floor

Finds it funny yet very disciplining, might use it as a punishment for when he misses workout sessions

Will carry you to bed with him cause again….he aint doin that shit

When you fall asleep on him, he just becomes a big ole teddy bear

If he needs to argue or tell someone off, he’ll whisper yell

Will make sure that you are warm by wrapping his hoodie over you

Once you’re asleep, Eddie will never move you or himself

Ricky Starks (On them):

I feel like as long as you don’t drool you’re fine

Or leave makeup on his shirt

If you do, you won’t hear anything about it until you wake up

“I love you babe, but next time, there will be a paper towel barrier.”

Tbh, depending on how tired he is, Ricky will fall asleep on top of you

I can see him just talking you to sleep per your request

Even after you fall asleep, Ricky still be talking cause why not

Like those above, he will scold people if they disturb you

Will put your phone on dnd

Kenny Omega (Random place/weird positions):

At first, cause he couldn’t find you, he would be in distress

He would look in every single bedroom or cushion-based location

Would feel better once he finds you in the bathroom tub (cause he heard your snoring)

I think Kenny would catch on to your locations very quickly

But if you find a new one, he’ll add it to your location list

Knowing Kenny, he would make this into a bit on Being The Elite (BTE)

Like every time there is a fight or argument, you are seen sleeping in a weird position (like back twisting or somethin)

“Y/N sleeping so we have to fight in slo-mo”

Christian Cage (On them):

MANS WOULD FEEL SO PROUD AND POWERFUL

He would feel so happy that you feel comfortable enough for you to fall asleep on him

Anytime you get sleepy, it doesn’t matter where you are, he will offer his shoulder or chest as a pillow

Places kisses on your forehead while your sleep

He moves a lot tho, not on purpose

But you quickly got use to it and would snuggle closer to him

Would use you sleeping as an excuse not to fight

“You better be lucky that Y/N is sleeping or I- wait, I don’t need to fight anyways. Luchasuarus, get him.”

Nick Wayne (Random place):

I am 100 percent certain that this man is easily influenced

Therefore

He will follow suit with your weird sleeping habits

If he sees you sleeping, he sleeping too so move over

Like Cassidy, he would actually like the random sleeping places

He would fall asleep anywhere

I feel like when’s he stressed, he would just sleep in a random place…even if he’s at work

Christian and Luchasuarus would be like where is Nick

And Nick would be asleep on a ladder

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

AEW Wrestlers Pregnancy Headcannons

Requested by @moondust-imagines

Summary: AEW Wrestlers reactions to finding out you are pregnant

Main Masterlist Part 1 Part 3 Part 4

Wrestlers mentioned: 'Hangman' Adam Page, Christian Cage, Chuck Taylor and Swerve Strickland

"Hangman" Adam Page

Adam cried when you told him you were pregnant.

You were scared by his reaction, the only time you saw him cry was after the whole brawl out

The diffrance was this time they were happy tears

He coudn't wait to be a father, he promised he would do everything he could to protect you and your baby

Adam did EVERYTHING for you, he wound't let you lift a finger during your pregnancy

It was adorable but also anoying at times, you were capable of walking 10 feet to grab a glass of water

Adam would run to the store in the middle of the night without a second thought for whatever you were craving

He was ment to be a father, he was everything you ever wanted in a partner

Christian Cage

I wrote a four part fic about Christian Cage that you can find HERE, in the second part the reader finds out she is pregnant. I decided to include the scene instead of making headcanons

I went out to pick up a few groceries and once I returned I found Y/n sitting on the floor of the master bathroom with tear-stained cheeks. I sat next to her and asked “What’s wrong?” nothing “If something happened the other day at work you can tell me you know” I waited, I knew she wanted to say something but was having trouble getting the words out. “You’re going to be mad at me” Her words were so quiet it was barely a whisper. “Why would I be mad at you honey?” What would I be mad at? “Don’t yell, I’m sorry. I don’t know how this happened” Y/n had tears in her eyes as she spoke. “I won’t yell, I promise but I need to know what happened so I can help you,” I told her carefully Just then she got up and handed me four items from the sink before returning to her spot on the floor. She was now fully crying and turned her back to me. It took me a minute to realize what I was holding in my hands. Four pregnancy tests, all different kinds but all were positive. “Are these real?” She turned to face me, mascara now ruined. “Are you mad at me?” I wasn’t mad but I was shocked, but I was also happy. “No sweetheart, I would never be mad at you. Especially over something like this” I gave her a hug to which she returned, burying her head in my chest as she continued to cry. I knew what this would mean, Y/n being pregnant would change everything. Although this was a shock I was so happy. We had never talked about having kids, Y/n was still in her prime and I was nearly 50. “What are we going to do?” I wanted Y/n to know that I would support her for whatever she decided. I mean she is making history with her current title reign and at the end of the day this is her body we are talking about. “This is your decision Y/n. I want you to know that I am happy about this but I understand if you don’t want to go through with this.” She looked at me with a sad smile. “Would I be crazy if I said I want to keep it? I still don’t understand how it happened in the first place but the more I think about it, I want to go on this journey with you Christian” I placed a kiss on her temple before saying “Don’t worry, I am going to be here with you for every second of it. We will do this together” 

Chuck Taylor

Looking down at the positive test in your hands you coudn't stop the happy tears that fell from your face

You coudn't wait to tell Chucky the news

When you told him you were pregant he was so happy

During your pregnancy he would constanly kiss your stomach and talk to your unborn child

Chuck Taylor is such a teddy bear, he would be the best dad

Once your baby was born the two of them instanly had a special bond, you swear your baby liked Chuck more than you

Chuck would build you the most perfect nussery and have the best friends come over to help baby proof the house

As much as he loved his friends he woudn't trust them alone with your baby

Swerve Strickland

When you told Swerve you were pregnant he was secretly terrfied

Not just because he would become a father but because of what he did to hangman

He would get nightmares of the cowboy breaking in and taking your baby, simiular to what he did to hangmans son

He was exited to be a dad but was scared of the responsibilities that came with being a father

He was scared that he would mess everything up, scared he would disipoint you

His thoughts kept him up at night and you assured him he would be a great dad

just like you predicted once your baby was born he was a great dad

Swerve promiced he would do anything and everything to keep the two of you safe

He would kill for you

[mjfsupremacy]

Saying "Hi Barbie!" To AEW wrestlers Part Three

(Final Part. Thanks for thinking I'm funny)

Christian Cage and Luchasaurus

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Luchasaurus: *hisses*

Christian: *hisses*

Jack Perry

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Jack: "Go fuck yourself."

Daniel Garcia

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Daniel: *violent hip thrusts to the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua*

Eddie Kingston

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Eddie: "My guy, we gotta unlearn the pain our fathers gave us, fuck the patriarchy, am I right?"

Wardlow

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Wardlow: "Hi Barbie!"

Miro

Y/N: "Hi Barbie!"

Miro: "I do not know this God."

bonus:

MJF

Y/N: "Hi Ken!"

MJF: "SO NOW I'M NOT EVEN A BARBIE ARE YOU FU-"

[midwestmade29]

Protective 🩵

To Anyonymous: Thanks for sending in your request! I hope you enjoy what I came up with 🥰 Word count: 957 Divider by: @saradika-graphics GIF credit: @cowboyshit Original Anonymous Request: can you please write an Christian Cage X Fem Reader Story where both are dating and she's also an Wrestler in AEW, but their relationship is secret due to their age gap, while reader is on the way from her locker room to the ring an production dude came pretty close to her and made some offensive comments because of her revealing gear which makes her uncomfortable and he witnesses it and he runs to her to guard her and make sure she's save and says something like "leave my girlfriend alone you perv" and when everyone is looking at them after he said that Reader confirms they are dating and she kisses Christian. Reader's best friend Anna Jay comes up and said "you could tell me he's an good catch, i'm happy for you" Disclaimers: Harassment. When Christian rushes to your aid, the both of you accidentally oust your relationship...

You had just gotten changed into your new ring gear when there was a knock on the locker room door.

“Come in,” you called out.

Christian poked his head into the room, making eye contact with you and smiling. “Are you alone?” he asked softly.

You nodded your head, and he closed the door behind him before making his way over to you. He grabbed your hand and spun you around slowly, admiring his girl and her new gear.

“You look incredible baby! I’m glad you went with your original design, it suits you,” he complimented sweetly. “I’m a lucky guy,” “You’re sure it’s not too much? It’s a lot more revealing than I thought it would be,” you asked sheepishly.

Your self-consciousness suddenly kicked in, but Christian put your mind at ease when he wrapped you in his arms and kissed you.

His lips were next to your ear as he whispered, “It’s perfect, Y/N. You’re perfect. All that matters is if you like it and are comfortable wearing it. Anyone else’s opinion is irrelevant,”

A smile covered your face as you nuzzled in closer to him, reveling in the way he was holding you in his strong arms. A knock at the door interrupted your sweet moment, bringing your attention to the clock on the wall.

“Shoot, I’ve gotta go baby. Thanks for stopping by, seeing you was just what I needed,” your words sincere and full of appreciation.

“Of course! I’ll be backstage watching on a monitor, cheering you on the entire time. Knock em’ dead baby,”

With a final kiss, you exited the locker room, Christian lingering there for a while longer to keep his presence unknown to anyone nearby. So far during the course of your relationship, the two of you had been successful at keeping it hush hush. Your age gap didn’t bother either of you, but you didn’t want the rest of the world judging it or sticking their noses where they don’t belong. It was yours and Christian’s little secret, making your relationship feel that much more intimate.

Your least favorite production team member was waiting for you on the other side of the door. Most of the time you were able to avoid them, but it looks like tonight luck wasn’t on your side.

“Why are you here? I didn’t see your name on the list earlier,” your words laced with annoyance.

“Not happy to see me princess? I sure am glad to see you! New ring gear tonight?” he replied, making your skin crawl.

After rolling your eyes, you ignored his questions started to walk away.

“Oh, don’t be like that! Although seeing you walk away in those skimpy little shorts of yours is making me forget all about your attitude,” You stopped in your tracks, whipping your head around in the creep’s direction, trying to fight off the intense anger you were feeling.

“Excuse me?!” you shouted. The eyebrows of a few people passing by you were raised, but they kept on walking. “You’re a real piece of work, aren’t you?” There was a wicked gleam in his eyes when he moved in closer to you, making sure to block you when you tried to move away.

“Hey, no need for this hostility sweetheart. I’m just admiring the goods. And boy do they look good! You should make all your gear this low cut and skimpy,”

Just as you were about to respond, the sound of footsteps rapidly approaching caught your attention! Christian came into view and shoved the production team member out of the way.

“Leave my girlfriend alone you pervert!” His protectiveness over you shined through as he turned to face you and asked if you were okay.

Christian rubbed your arms soothingly, only breaking eye contact with you for a moment to address the creep once more, “If I ever hear you talk to Y/N like that again, I’ll break your jaw so you won’t be able to!” Much to your dismay, a crowd of people had gathered due to all the commotion, their eyes large with confusion and intrigue. After the production member ran off, Christian embraced you tightly, holding your head against his toned chest. Your mind was still reeling from the events that just played out, but you were thinking 100% clearly when you pulled away from him and placed a hand on each one of his cheeks.

“Thank you,” you whispered against his lips before crashing yours against them. The kiss was filled with so many emotions that it left you breathless when it eventually ended.

Someone standing behind Christian cleared their throat, so he moved to the side so the both of you could see who it was. Your best friend Anna was revealed, her face unreadable as she stood with her arms crossed.

“Um, could you give us a minute, baby?” you asked Christian, feeling bashful all of a sudden. He kissed your forehead before taking a few steps down the hallway, still keeping his eyes on you. “You know, best friends usually tell each other things,” Anna said flatly.

You shifted on your feet, nervousness bubbling to the surface while you tried to think of something to say.

“You could’ve told me, Y/N. Christian is a good catch! I’m happy for you,”

Relief washed over you when she pulled you into a hug, all tension leaving your body.

“He really is, isn’t he?” you smiled. “I’m sorry for not telling you sooner, we were just enjoying it being our little secret for now. I guess that cat’s outta the bag now though,” With your arms intertwined, you and Anna walked over to Christian, and the three of made your way backstage for your match.

[1-800-sinister]

Bloodbath

Requested by: @houseofcopeland

Warning: Mentions of Blood, Shayna and Christian get coated in it, That's pretty much it

Shayna was in the ring with Christian. She was smiling, not knowing what was going to come. 

"Shayna do you take Christian to be your lawfully wed husband?" the officiant asked. Shayna nodded. "I do." 

The officiant turned and looked at Christian, "Do you, Christian, take Shayna to be your lawfully wed wife?" and before Christian could answer, the lights went out.

Shayna was confused, then the lights popped back on, and Christian saw Julia and Adam standing there with smirks on their faces.

Julia waved mockingly, and then the next thing Christian and Shayna knew, blood poured down onto them. Adam laughed hearing Shaynas screams and Christian cussing him out.

Adam spoke into the mic with a smirk on his face. "How's that for a wedding gift?" he laughed. 

Julia grabbed the mic and said, "There's a lot more where that came from." She then dropped the mic, the lights going out. 

When the lights came on, Adam and Julia were nowhere to be seen. All you could hear were Shayna's screams and her throwing a fit because the blood ruined her dress and makeup. Christian stared at where Adam once was.

[madamexwesker]

so ummm

I got something for here but am hesitant to post it so instead here's a link

[im-just-a-mississippi-girl]

You’re Still the One

Pairing: Christian Cage x female!reader

Category: Fluff

Word count: 4,251

Summary: Christian takes a trip down memory lane.

Warnings: Swearing, Age gap — reader is late 20s/early 30s

Requested by: anon

You can find the original request here!

A/N: I decided to try a little bit of a different format for this one. This can be read by itself if you so desire! Also, You’re Still the One by Shania Twain is the inspiration ❤️

Part 1

Masterlist

Taglist

Gif is not mine. Credit to owner.

It had been a year since your car accident and things were going great. You had made a full recovery and were arguably better than ever. On top of that, you and Christian had gotten engaged and now it was four months until the wedding.

Christian was happier than he had ever been, he was going to marry the woman of his dreams. He saw how excited and happy you were about it too, the way your eyes lit up at the thought, the way you smiled so big that he just knew your cheeks hurt.

He honestly never thought this would be his life. When he finally made his comeback to wrestling and debuting in AEW, he had no idea that you were already there — his future wife.

Christian smiled to himself as you rolled over, throwing an arm across his chest and snuggling up to him in the bed. He placed a feather light kiss to the top of your head. You being this close to him, this content, this peaceful made his mind wander to all the milestones in your relationship from the day you two met up until present day, smiling as the memories flooded his thoughts.

The First Time You Met

He remembered the first time you met very vividly, like it was yesterday and not two years ago. You were chatting away with Britt, discussing your upcoming match together when Christian had walked by. He had just made his debut in AEW and of course everyone was talking about it, including you. You had always been a fan of his so when you saw him walk through the tunnel your jaw dropped — you were going to be working with the Christian Cage. Britt had noticed you were distracted and snapped her fingers, grabbing your attention. “Sorry, he’s just so…..” You struggled to find words to express your feelings but you couldn’t find the right one.

“Go talk to him! I saw him glance at you when he passed by.” Britt had a mischievous look on her face, one you came to know very well.

“Oh no, Britt I couldn’t. I’d just make a fool of myself.” You shook your head, dismissing her idea.

If only you had went over there yourself.

Later in the night, you and Britt had your match. Britt had come up to you before her music was supposed to play and told you, “If you win, I let you crush on Christian and won’t say a word, but if I win, I’ll set you two up and you can’t do anything to stop me.” She grinned, a wicked grin causing you to groan. You’ve know Britt for last six years. You met her through Adam who’s been like a brother to you for close to a decade now. You were thankful Adam got together with Britt, you liked her more than the previous girls. Over the years you and Britt became very close so you knew she’d do everything she could to win if it meant getting to play matchmaker. She’s set you up with guys before and they’ve been decent but nothing special.

The match came and went and low and behold, Britt won, granted she had help from Rebel but you couldn’t change that.

A little later on, you went into catering and saw Britt and Adam at a table talking with Christian. You were about to bolt but you got caught as Britt and Adam called your name and waved you over.

Begrudgingly, you joined the trio at the table.

Christian watched as you sat down in the only seat available at the table — the one beside him. He offered you a friendly smile and attempted to make conversation. “Hi. You were amazing in your match tonight.”

You tried your hardest to hide the blush creeping up on your cheeks. “Th-Thanks.”

Once conversation began to flow between the four of you, Britt and Adam ‘suddenly’ remembered some vaguely important thing they had to go do, purposefully leaving you alone with your longtime crush. You glared at them, knowing exactly what they were doing.

Thankfully, things didn’t turn awkward after the couple left. The conversation continued to flow smoothly despite the age difference until you both had to leave.

That Friday Christian asked you for your number and three weeks later he asked you out on a date.

The First Date

He remembered that first date you two went on. He went old school and brought you a bouquet of assorted flowers followed by a nice dinner. Afterwards he took you to little spot over looking the city, it was gorgeous all lit up as the sky became dark, the stars shining bright overhead. He went old school again when he dropped you off at your house, walking you to the door and giving you a sweet kiss on the cheek goodnight but you weren’t having it. You caught his arm before he could walk away, he turned around looking at you confused and a little worried. You wordlessly stood on your tiptoes and pulled him down by his lapels of his blazer, your lips captured his in a more passionate kiss than the one before. “Goodnight Christian.” You winked, a playful smile on your face as you entered your home and shutting the door. You peaked out the window by the door and watched him get in his car and drive away.

Your First Time Together

The first time you two took that step and decided to sleep together was full of love and affection. He was so gentle and sweet with you, never pushing you to do anything you didn’t want to or felt uncomfortable doing. Christian remembered how nervous and shy you were, covering your body with your arms, blushing beet red. He remembered you couldn’t look him in the eyes until he gently took your chin between his fingers and turned your face to look at him. “You don’t have anything to be worried or shy about.” Christian told you with sincerity.

You nodded knowing deep down he was right, but it had been a while since you were so vulnerable in front of someone. Your ex wasn’t this affectionate or gentle, hence why you were nervous. “It’s been a while since I’ve been with someone so sweet,” You admitted.

Christian nodded, a silent understanding of what you were saying.

He took his time with you, asking you if what he was doing was okay, giving you compliments and encouragement.

That night ended up being the best night you ever had with a man.

Nasty Comments

It wasn’t long after you started dating Christian that you began receiving nasty comments and messages from people online.

Christian saw how much the negativity was hurting you so he decided to take matters into his own hands. He couldn’t stand to see you upset and crying so he grabbed his phone and went to a different room. He wanted everyone to understand how badly their words hurt you and how much they pissed him off which led to his decision of recording a video in hopes that it would be the most effective way of getting the message across.

The video ended up being a little longer than he had planned but he didn’t care, he needed to get it all off his chest and out in the open.

Not even ten minutes after he posted the video, he saw retweets and likes and sweet comments from the fans that truly cared. An hour later, there were two hashtags trending, supporting you and Christian and the other showing you love.

When you finally caved and looked at Twitter, you were shocked to see the love, support, and apologies. You scrolled through reading them, a smile gradually growing on your face until you finally saw Christian’s video. You watched it and immediately began to cry. No one had ever stood up for you like that before, it meant the world to you.

Once finished, you searched the whole house for your sweetheart. You found him on the back porch a steaming cup of coffee in hand. You didn’t say a word as you walked up to him and kissed his cheek. “Thank you. I love you more than words can express.” You sniffled, becoming overwhelmed with love and appreciation.

Christian set his coffee cup down on the little table next to him and gently pulled you into his lap. He kissed the top of your head once you were settled, your head resting on his chest just under his chin. His armed wrapped around you in a protective and loving embrace. “I love you beyond comprehension, love.” He gave you a little squeeze and another kiss to the top of your head.

The two of you stayed like that until you had to get up and ready for an upcoming flight.

Memorable Anniversary Gift

The most memorable anniversary was when you surprised Christian with a two week long visit to Canada. You saw how down he had been lately, getting injured and having to be out of action for months at a time.

You had everything planned out regarding the trip, all that was left was to decide how to surprise him.

You ultimately decided that you would put the plane tickets in a gift bag along with a bunch of Canadian themed items and a little note that read — ‘Pack your bags! We’re going to Canada!’ You even drew the Canadian flag on the note to add extra emphasis.

“Hey babe! I got you a little something.” You beamed as Christian entered the house after his physical therapy appointment. Typically you went with him but this time you semi-lied and said you had things to do and errands to run.

Christian chuckled and shook his head as he crossed the room to sit next to you on the couch. “Buying me a gift was your idea of ‘things to do and errands to run’ I see.” He teased as you handed him the gift bag.

“Just hush and open it! You’re gonna love it!” You rolled your eyes and suppressed a smile.

Christian did as he was told. Tossing the tissue paper to the floor, you watched eagerly for his reaction when the realization set in. He pulled out Canadian themed item after Canadian themed item until he saw the envelope you put the tickets and note in. You could barely contain your excitement as he opened the envelope and pulled out the tickets first. “What’s this?” He asked, looking at you quizzically.

“Read the note!” You gestured to envelope where the note still resided.

Still confused, Christian pulled out the note and began reading. You watched as his eyes grew wide and jaw drop. “What? Sweetheart, are you serious?” He finally looked up at you to see your wide smile.

“Hell yeah! I know you’ve been feeling down lately and I’ve noticed you seem to be a little homesick so I thought why not? And before you say anything about our anniversary in a few weeks, think of this as an early anniversary present. You deserve this baby. You’ve earned it.” You leaned up and kissed his cheek.

“I don’t know what I did to deserve you but I’m glad I did it. This is the best gift anyone has ever given me. Thank you baby. love you.” He took your chin between his fingers and tilted your head up to give you the most loving kiss.

“I love you too. Now let’s get packing! We leave in three days if you didn’t read the tickets.” You jump up and take off down the hall to your shared bedroom.

“I swear you’re more excited than I am.” He called after you, laughing at your eagerness.

Holidays

The holidays can be a stressful time for many people and you were no different.

That first holiday came and you were beyond stressed with cooking and decorating and ensuring both your families had a great time. Christian was quick to notice your panicked state — fingers toying with your hair and the hem of your shirt, feeble attempts calm yourself down with deep breaths, eyes beginning to water at all the pressure to make this first holiday go smoothly and perfectly.

Christian wasn’t worried about the get together, but he know how much it meant to you. You had been planning for months on how things would go and you had it all figured out until you ended up burning couple of dishes. It all went downhill from there. You missed counted the number of chairs and plates, you dropped two glasses as you were setting the table and your phone wouldn’t stop ringing.

Christian had heard all the commotion but the glass breaking was what sent him running to the kitchen, worried you had hurt yourself by accident. “Baby, are you okay? I heard—” He froze once he took in the state of you and the kitchen. You were crying at the kitchen counter and the kitchen looked like a tornado hit. “Oh, sweetheart…” Christian trialed off as he rounded the island. “It’s okay. It’s all going to be okay.” He softly told you as he pulled you into his warm embrace.

“It’s all ruined!” You sobbed into your boyfriend’s chest, drenching his shirt with your tears.

“No it’s not, love. We can fix this, we still have plenty of time.” Christian encouraged, rubbing soothing motions on your back. “How about you take a break and I clean up? We can start over, make something else if we have to.” He assured you that this was just a set back. “Go take a bubble bath, let me take it from here.” You could hear the insistence in his voice and nodded.

After your bath, you re-entered the kitchen. It was spotless, like you hadn’t even started cooking yet. You’re eyes landed on your sweet handsome man who was throwing together what looked like your favorite meal. You couldn’t be sure from the doorway but when the smell filled your nose, you knew you guessed right. You’re heart melted at the sweetness before you, eyes watering with emotion. “Need some help?” Your voice was slightly shaky as you tried not to cry once more.

Christian turned to face you and shook his head. “No baby, go rest. I’ll take care of dinner. Besides you need all that energy when the kids arrive. They love you, you know? Can’t say I blame them.” He grinned with a wink.

“Let me at least set the table. I’ll be extra careful this time.” You promised.

“Okay, but I’ve got my eye on you.” Christian joked, passing you the dishes on the top shelf.

Car Accident

He remembered the car accident like it was yesterday, even though it had been a year ago. The anxiety, fear, and worry he felt back then is still vivid to this day when he thinks about it too long. He was beyond grateful and thankful you had the injuries you had because he knew that it could have been worse and the possibility that you would still be here would have been slim. He still didn’t know exactly how the accident occurred but it didn’t matter, you were alive and in one piece and making a full recovery. The accident made him realize just him much he loved you and how much he needed you.

Even though he loved to take care of you, he didn’t want you hurt like that ever again. Seeing you in the hospital hit him hard, his heart broke seeing you laid up in that hospital bed with all those machines hooked up to you. Every time a monitor or machine would beep, Christian’s heart would stop until you moved or spoke. He was so terrified of something going going wrong out of the blue.

That day was the day Christian promised himself he would do everything in his power to protect you from as much harm as possible, and it was also the day that he knew he had to marry you asap, unable to bare another day without you as his wife.

The Proposal

Christian was so nervous to ask you to marry him. He practiced every chance he got, in the bathroom, in the car, in the locker room, and even on his friends — Edge and Frankie Kazarian heard the speech so much they could recite it for him. He just didn’t want anything to go wrong, it had to be perfect because you were perfect.

The evening came a lot quicker than Christian had anticipated but he quadruple checked that everything was ready to go. Ring? Check. Dinner reservations? Check. Clear skies to watch the sunset? Check. Dressed in his best outfit? Check. Told you to dress extra fancy? Check.

He was patiently waiting for you in the living room as you finished getting ready. He fidgeted on the couch and patted his jacket pocket to make sure the ring was still there — it was.

You entered the living room, adjusting your necklace as you did so. Christian looked up hearing your heels clicking on the hardwood floor. He felt like the wind had been sucked out of him, completely taken aback at your beauty. “Wow! You look… so stunning!” He stood making his way over to you to help you with your necklace.

“Thank you.” You blushed, his compliments always made you feel butterflies. You felt his fingers brush against yours and take over with the clasp. You were appreciative of his help. You knew when you chose that necklace the clasp was tricky.

You felt his hands leave the back of your neck. You looked up at him, taking in his attire. “You look unbelievably handsome.” You grinned, standing on your tiptoes to kiss his cheek. Even in heels, he was still taller than you.

Christian glanced at his watch, noticing the time he fished his keys out of the bowl by the front door. “We gotta get going, love. Don’t wanna be late.”

You nodded and grabbed your purse from the hook near the front door. Christian let you lead the way out to the car, locking the front door behind him.

You arrived at your favorite restaurant and were seated at a private little table. You ordered your favorite like always and Christian did the same along with ordering some wine.

While waiting for your food, fun and flirty conversation flowed naturally. Christian reached for your hand across the table and you let him take it, you couldn’t help but blush even if it was a simple act. Everything this man did made you blush and feel like a teenager.

Finally the food arrived and the two of you dug in. The meal was fantastic as always and so was the wine.

After the dinner was paid for, you made your way to your next stop — a little meadow that has the perfect view of the sky. You two had stumbled upon the meadow a few years back and always returned on clear nights. The first time back at the meadow after your discovery, the two of you brought two chairs and a small little table to sit at and have a sort of picnic. You didn’t worry about someone taking the chairs and table since they were extras just sitting your garage.

You both took a seat at the table and talked more as the sun began to set.

“I need to ask you a very important question.” Christian told you. You knew by the way he had trouble looking into your eyes it was serious. You were immediately thinking the worst but timidly nodded, not trusting your voice. “I’ve always wanted to have a wife and maybe a couple kids running around, and the more I think about that, the more I picture you being by my side.” He paused, taking a breath and looking at you to see if he could gauge the outcome.

His words were on loop. ‘The more I think about that, the more I picture you being by my side.’ You couldn’t stop your eyes from watering. This time it was your turn to reach across the table and take his hand.

“I’ve always loved you but after your car accident, I realized just how much I do love you and how important you are to me. I was terrified I could lose you and I never want to feel like that again. You make me feel whole, complete. I didn’t realize just how lost I was until I met you. You make everything better, everything makes sense when I’m with you. Basically, what I’m trying to say is I love you more than anyone can express or comprehend. Will you marry me? I don’t want to go a second longer without you as my wife.” Christian kept his eyes on you the whole time, watching as you smiled and happy tears rolled down your cheeks, your head nodding repeatedly.

“Yes! Of course I will!” You both stood from the table as Christian pulled out the ring from his jacket pocket. He couldn’t help but shake his head, laughing. “What’s so funny?” His laugh was contagious and before you knew it you were laughing with him.

“I had this completely other speech planned and I stressed over making sure it was perfect. But I think I like that speech better.” He chuckled, slipping the ring on your finger.

“I loved it because it came from here.” You placed your hand over his heart.

Christian knew you were right. He knew you loved the heartfelt gestures and messages he gave you more than anything else.

“Mrs. Christian Cage. I like the sound of that.” You grinned up at him.

“So do I but I love the sound of wife even more.” Christian leaned down and kissed you with so much love and passion that you felt dizzy. You wrapped your arms around his neck to help steady yourself. He broke the kiss just long enough to ask you another question. “What do you say we go home and celebrate?” He winked, giving your ass a squeeze causing you to jump at the sudden action.

You bit your lip and nodded eagerly. “Great idea, husband.”

The Wedding Planning

You and Christian spent a lot of time planning the wedding. You kept insisting that he make the decisions with you, it was his wedding too after all.

You had some disagreements on colors and decorations but they were easily resolved. Most everything else you agreed on.

The two things you struggled with were choosing the dress and your bridesmaids. You had seen so many gorgeous dresses online and in ads that you just couldn’t decide what style you liked the best. For the bridesmaids situation, you wanted all your girl friends to be your bridesmaids, but you knew you couldn’t have that many because you and Christian decided on a small wedding, just close friends and family. You were stressing and Christian saw.

“Come on, let’s talk about it.” He patted the seat next to him on the couch.

You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding and plopped down on the couch. “I can’t choose!” You exclaimed. “I don’t know what dress I want and I don’t know which ones of my friends I want to be bridesmaids. I don’t know what to do.” You vented, eyes begging to water.

“Baby, we still have plenty of time before anything has to be final. How about I take you to our meadow and we can have lunch out there? It’s supposed to be sunny today and I know how much you love it there.” Christian suggested. He knew you just needed a break from it all and you’d be okay. He wanted the wedding to be perfect too, but you were putting a lot of pressure on yourself and he hated it.

You thought it over for a moment. “That sounds like a great idea. I just need a break.” You agreed to his suggestion, getting up and heading to the kitchen. Christian followed behind you and helped you gather up both of your favorites.

Once you made it to the meadow, you instantly felt at ease, all the pressure had evaporated and tranquility had washed over you. This was the right call and you were thankful that your soon-to-be husband knew exactly what you needed.

The two of you spent what felt like hours there, talking about anything other than the wedding.

Back home, you felt refreshed and had a clear idea on what you wanted. Not only was the lunch at the meadow a nice break, it gave you inspiration, the same inspiration that your now chosen bridesmaids — Britt Baker, Willow Nightingale, Ruby Soho, and Beth Phoenix — gave you.

You knew these four ladies would be the perfect ones to have by your side on yours and Christian’s big day, and they would be a great help with picking out your dress. Despite them having different tastes and styles, you knew they would work well together and make things so much easier and Christian agreed once you told him who you finally picked.

You just couldn’t wait to tell your friends the good news almost as much as you couldn’t wait to marry the love of your life.

These next four months couldn’t come fast enough.

General taglist: @legit9thlunaticwarrior @plentyoffandoms @1dluver13xx @sunshinevirus @wwenhlimagines @crowleysqueenofhell @jackson-nickthedate13 @omg-im-such-a-masochist

Christian Cage taglist: @legit9thlunaticwarrior @abbyjacksonnn @kcloveswrestling

[hanitje]

👉I've noticed that some fans who love Darby hate Christian.

I also noticed that some fans who love Christian hate Darby 👈

Meanwhile, I: 🤝🥵🦖

[thesupreme316]

Can you write how the AEW guys would react to the reader playfully smacking their ass like Bucky did to Seth Rollins that one time (please include MJF hehe)

AEW Stars React To: Their S/O Smacking Their Butt

Pairings: MJF x Reader, Max Caster x Reader, Christian Cage x Reader, Eddie Kingston x Reader, Nick Wayne x Reader, Ricky Starks x Reader, Hook x Reader

Word Count: 750

Supreme Speaks: hey yall, here you are and i hope you all enjoy it. I should have another react post by tomorrow. lemme know what else yall want to see. please remember that you are loved and appreciated.

Warnings: none i think, suggestive content

Taglist: @wwenhlimagines @hooks-martin @hookerforhook @eddie-kingstons-wifey @triscillal @batzy-watzy @sheinthatfandom @cassie0sstuff

I think this is the most I have ever written the word ass

MJF:

Mans would feel accomplished

Like that finally, someone has acknowledged his ass is on another level

We all know how much pride he takes in his ass just look at the edits on TikTok

If you do it in private, he will definitely laugh and try to slap your back

(Honestly he might twerk like a drunk girl)

If in public, he might be embarrassed or confused for a split second…but he’ll go right back to being arrogant

He’ll tweet about it, tagging Max Caster so he can get jealous

Will start wearing more tight-fitting pants so he can tease you more

Eddie Kingston:

Mans finds it funny but is always confused about why/how you do it before he can do it to you

Full-on laughs and cracks a smile when/after you do it

Now you two are in a competition to see who can smack the other’s ass more often

You typically drive-by slaps or wait until he’s reading/watching wrestling to slap it

He does it when you are on the phone or talking to friends

Eddie loves it because it’s y’all’s way of PDA or showing good vibes

I don’t think y’all would do it out in public like in front of fans

But the one chance you did…boi was he a mess

Christian Cage:

Christian would just stare at you with no expression

He was just looking at you as if he was saying “Really”

OR he’ll stare at you in an offended way

He’s surprised that you did it

“How dare you?”

I can totally see him “scolding” you

Says his ass is off limits and promises to “punish” you the next time you did it

To test your luck…you did it again…and let's say you couldn’t sit down for a good while

Nick Wayne:

Lil boi is so cute and he gets all shy

Immediately he blushes and gets all whiney

Face all red while saying

“I can’t believe you did that”

I think he would be too shy to smack yours back

Prolly would chase you around

Would stop after you smacked his ass twice more

Ever since then, he just accepted the smacks….with a red blushing face of course

Hook:

Nonchalant as a mothafucka

But to him, it’s a normal thing, so he doesn’t care

He just continues talking to his friends after he smacks yours as you walk away

To Hook…it’s equality

Mans just loves to have his hands on you in general

If you did it to him while y’all were in the ring…he would break character and laugh

The internet would have a field day with the clip, making it go viral

Now if you slap it extra hard, Hook would just simply pick you up and show you how a real master of the booty slapping arts does it

Ricky Starks:

Alexa…play Bongos by Cardi B

Like Hook, Ricky’s not fazed

In fact, he eats it up and then some

I can see Ricky just winking at you..and ever so gently…SPEARING YOU ON THE BED

He slaps yours back twice as hard

In public….he would pull you towards him and tell you all the things he’s gonna do to you

Particularly finds it funny when you continuously smack his ass while ya’ll are laying down

I def see it as a postcard or a couple Christmas card (merry smackmas)

Max Caster:

THIS HORNY FUCK

Would deadass put his ass out even further for you to slap again

“I can see you’re getting a little handsy”

Looks at you suggestively, probably would moon you

Probably would chase you down just to slap your ass back

If you do it in public, he’s throwing ass like a real one

OOOOOOO I BET HE WOULD LET OUT VERY LOUD AND EXAGGERATED HIGH PITCH MOAN

Which causes you to become embarrassed and swiftly leave the scene

He would at the rest of The Acclaimed and wiggle his brows…looking for someone else to smack his ass

bonus: I truly think he would be like Richard from Wasabi Productions (back from like 2011)

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

How do you think Christian Cage would react to someone dissing his wife y/n in a promo?

Lover

What happens when the rivalry between Christian Cage and Adam Copeland goes too far and causes Adam to say some controversial unscripted things about Y/n and the Patriarchy

word count: 1K+

Main Masterlist Christian Cage Masterlist

I currently sat in my private locker room with Killswitch, Nick Wayne, my wife Y/n and our baby girl Madaline. The five of us sat in a comfortable silence as we watched Collison on the tv in the locker room. Looking around the room I felt a fuzzy feeling in my chest, I was surrounded by my beautiful dysfunctional family. The people I loved most. I was distracted from my thoughts when I heard Y/n and Nick start to boo at the screen. I looked to find my former best friend turned arch rival Adam Copeland on the screen. Copeland had been on my ass for months, ever since he arrived in AEW he wouldn't leave me or my family alone. I was on my last straw with him, what else could he want from me. I already beat him TWICE, for god sakes he put my son through a flaming table! He has no right to be demanding another title shot, he is undeserving. 

I watched as Adam walked to the ring microphone in hand, what the hell did he want now. 

“I am sick and tired of Christian Cage and the Patrarchy, all they do is cheat. If it wasn’t for Y/n and her tricks I would be standing here as your TNT Champion. Speaking of Y/n I don’t think you know this but in real life her and Christian Cage are married. Yeah, let that sink in for a moment. I guess Christian Cage really does have a thing for fatherless wrestlers, bonus points if they are way younger than he is.” 

I could feel my blood boiling as I heard the words fall from Adams mouth. I looked to Y/n and she was in shock like the rest of us. “I mean she is 20 years younger than him! But hey who am I to judge, if I was Christian Cage I would do the same thing. I mean have you seen her, damn. Christian you better watch out because once I take your title I’m going to take your controversally young wife. Which by the way you only married because you knocked her up, nice job having a newborn at 50” 

At this point I was livid, I wanted to kill Adam Copeland, how dare he talk about my family like that. For someone who gets so mad when someone brings up his family it’s ironic how he has no problem talking about other peoples relationships. 

“While I’m at it did you know the the age gap between Nick Wayne and Y/n is significantly lower than her’s with Christian, Gross. Y/n if a filty who-” Just then his mike was cut

That was the final straw, I stormed out of my private locker room and ran to the stage. I was going to make him pay. I knew this was probably a trap but I didn’t care, my adrenaline was pumping. I jumped on top of Adam and beat the bloody hell out of him for real. He tried to cover himself from my blows but they did nothing. I was able to get a good amount of shots in before security pulled me off of him. “I’m going to fucking kill you! What the fuck is your problem huh!” I yelled to Adam as security held us apart. The audience was shocked, they could tell that this wasn’t a work, for god sakes they cut off his mike before he did any more damage. My adrenaline was still pumping and I knew I coudn’t let Adam have the last word, especially after he disrespected my wife. I managed to steal a microphone that thankfully worked. 

“What the hell is your problem. You disgust me, how dare you speak of my wife and family like that. I think you are jealous of me. You have a boring marriage that has no love, you are married to an old hag who can’t even sleep in the same bed as you. Can’t you accept that I am just better than you, I have a better life, a better wife, I am the TNT champion god dammit. Just acceppt it and move on, and speaking of cheating just go home and beg your wife to forgive you for cheating on her AGAIN. Now I’ll admit that I am an asshole but I would never so something like that to the woman I love. Oh and I dare you to talk about Y/n again, next time I will make sure to kill you” 

With that I left, security escorted me backstage and out of the building. I didn’t even care of the consequences I could possibly face, I was proud of defending my family. On my way out I saw all the wrestlers backstage comforting Y/n who was understandably very upset. It warmed my heart to see.

***

A day has passed since the incident with Adam Copeland and myself on Collision. Like I assumed everyone was talking about it. Considering in this rivalry I am the bad guy Y/n and myself had received nothing but support during the whole situation. People were turning on Adam for his actions, being disgusted with what he said. AEW made the decision to give Copeland a four week suspension along with making him put out an public apology. The following is a total BS apology from Adam Copeland;  

*I would like to sincerely apologise to Y/n, Christian Cage, AEW and the fans for my actions on Saturday. What I said was truly uncalled for. I apologise to everyone who was offended with my words. I take full responsibility for my actions and will continue to work on being a better person. - Rater R Superstar Adam Copeland* 

What a total jerk. 

“I’m sorry you had to go through that” I told Y/n as the two of us lied in bed, mutaly deciding we would spend the day rotting in bed after what happened not even 24hrs ago. “It’s not your fault, you didn’t know he was going to say that” She told me reassuringly “I know but what he said was fucked up. I love you so much, like so so much. I would do anything for you Y/n” I told her as I began to place delicate kisses on her neck. “What are you doing?” Y/n said playfully 

“Showing you how much I love you” 

[midwestmade29]

Imagine Request ✨

To anonymous: I hope this is everything you hoped for! I'm not sure if I did it properly, but I can assure you I did my absolute best to follow your request. Thanks again for the request…I loved it 🖤

Original anonymous request: "Can I send a Christian Cage x Female!Reader imagine? So what is we have Evil Dilf Christian, The Patriarch, The TNT Champ, the Face of AEW in a serious long term established relationship with a loving America’s Sweetheart, Sunshine Baby Face reader. Is the kind of relationship they’ve never played up on TV and even though they don’t post about each other too often, the fans and everyone is well aware they’re together. Maybe the reader is in a high stakes contender ship match and she ends up injuring herself somehow. This causes Christian to break character and come out to help get her out of the ring and loaded into the ambulance to get checked out and it ultimately ends up with her having surgery and Christian being the best boyfriend/fiance/husband (you can choose that!) he can be and takes care of his woman while she recovers?" Word count: 950 GIFs are not mine. Credit goes to their original creators. I selected each GIF to further help visualize the things happening in the story 🙂

Disclaimers: Some cursing, injury sustained (broken bone), pain due to injury, ambulance ride, mention of hospital and surgery. Read at your own discretion.

“After tonight, we will be the TNT and TBS champs. You’re going to do great baby,” Christian whispered into your ear. You had dreamt about having the shiny belt around your waist ever since you arrived in AEW. You worked your ass off to get this title shot and you’ll be damned if you don’t give the match your all! “You’re going to be watching, right?” you asked while Christian embraced you. “Of course! They need me for a pre taping in a minute, but my eyes will be glued to the monitor the entire time.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall with a 20-minute time limit. It is for the TBS Championship!” Justin Robert’s announced, your music blasting through the speakers immediately after. Excalibur hyped up the match, “And here comes everyone’s ray of sunshine, Y/N! She’s looking to take down our reigning TBS champ Julia Hart after securing a title shot last Saturday on Collision. Let’s watch as these two fierce competitors take on one another!” You smiled and waved at everyone while you stood in the ring waiting for Julia to make her entrance. “We love you Y/N!” one fan cried out, and smiled when you blew them a playful kiss. You stood in the darkness when Julia’s music hit, nerves calming a little when you thought about celebrating your victory with your favorite temperamental Patriarch later.

“That’s it baby, don’t ease up! Show her who the real champ is!” Christian yelled at the tv monitor while he watched you. “Don’t count Y/N out guys. She’s holding her own against the champ very well!” Taz praised. “Smart man,” Christian laughed to himself, but his laughter stopped abruptly when he watched you attempt to use Julia’s new finisher against her, landing awkwardly on your feet before your leg buckled causing you to fall. You sat in the center of the ring writhing in pain while you grasped at your ankle. Everyone in the crowd cringed while they watched the replay on the big screen. You tried to stand, wailing in pain when you put pressure on your ankle. “Bryce, my ankle! Something’s wrong with my ankle! I felt a snap and now I can’t move it!”

“Something isn’t right. What the hell happened?!” Tony Kahn’s voice crackled through Bryce’s earpiece. Julia leaned against the turnbuckle, laughing in delight at your pain as she stayed in character. “If Y/N can finish the match, wrap it up and change the finish. Julia will retain!” Tony Kahn called the audible, Bryce sighing in defeat because he knew tonight was supposed to be your night. He bent over and asked if you were able to continue, you grimaced and nodded yes. You stumbled to your feet, trying to hold back your tears as you hopped over to Julia on one leg. She read the situation correctly when she gave you a thrust kick that knocked you back down, instantly locking you in her submission hold Heartless. “Could this be it for Y/N folks?!” Taz shouted as everyone was on the edge of their seats, hoping that you weren’t going to tap out.

“What the fuck was that?! Y/N was supposed to win! Shit!” Christian roared when he saw you laying in the ring with your eyes skewered shut. He bolted through the backstage area and down the ramp and into the ring as the cameras captured his every move. “Christian Cage?! What the hell is he doing here?” Tony Schiavone questioned. Everyone was surprised by Christian breaking character as he knelt by your side while Doc Sampson examined you. No one knew if this was a part of a storyline or if it was real since you and Christian kept your relationship out of AEW. You were placed on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance while everyone watched. Christian held your hand the entire ride to the hospital, assuring you that you were going to be okay. The sirens wailed in the night as you rode in the back of the ambulance. You were delirious from the pain that was consuming you, and your body was slowly coming out of fight or flight mode.

“I’m right here, baby! Take it easy, try not to move your legs. The doctor said the surgery went well!” Christian sat next to your hospital bed holding your hand, rubbing his thumb across your knuckles, and kissing them. Your engagement ring caught his eye, making him smile and chuckle to himself. You were still groggy from surgery, but coherent enough to notice his bright smile. “What’s that smile for?” you murmured as you stroked his cheek with your hand. “I was just thinking about our upcoming vows. In sickness and in health. I guess we’re practicing that part now, aren’t we?”

Recovery was difficult, but you had the best caregiver by your side! Christian waited on you hand and foot making sure you never had to lift a finger. He never missed a doctor’s appointment and made sure to do whatever he could to comfort you after a physical therapy session. As he helped you get situated in bed, an overwhelming sense of gratitude washed over you as you watched the man that most people viewed as evil and cantankerous cover you with a blanket and kiss your forehead. Christian really is the best fiancé!

“Thank you, baby. For everything! You risked a lot when you ran to the ring to help me. You’ve been by my side through this whole ordeal and loving me through it all. It means so much to me having you in my corner.”

“I know you’d do the same for me Y/N.”

“In a heartbeat, Christian.”

[midwestmade29]

This…this made me feel some things 😳🔥

Jealousy, Jealousy (Christian Cage x Fem!Reader Smut)

Idk what happened, he just does things to me 🥰🥰

Christian strutted into his dressing room full of confidence. He had done it, he picked up the win over that narcissist Adam, just like he knew he would. He was expecting you to practically jump on him when he walked through the door, instead he was met with the sight of you silently brushing your hair staring aimlessly into the mirror.

“Congratulations” You said coldly. You didn’t even meet his eye in the reflection. In the past, he would have instantly tried to cheer you up. Not now.

“We both know I earned it.” He replied cockily, throwing his title down on the leather couch.

“Yeah, you totally earned it” You huffed sarcastically. You were looking at him now in the mirror, he could see angry bubbling in your eyes.

“I did. You have something you want to say to me?” He growled

“Maybe you should go and talk to that bitch Shayna, since you two are so close now” You snapped.

Christian stopped for a second before he started smirking. He moved over behind you to place his hands on your shoulders.

“Is that jealousy I hear baby?” He questioned tauntingly

“No” You pouted. Your anger was starting to melt away, leaving you insecure and nervous.

“I hope not. You should know I wouldn’t stoop as low as that trailer trash when I have my beautiful princess waiting for me right here” He said lowly, gently massaging your shoulders.

You felt your resolve failing. He always did this, he never apologises or makes it up to you. Just butters you up and you fall into his arms every time.

“Do you need me to show you?” He asked sultrily. All you could do was nod.

He sat down on the couch, legs spread wide for you to straddle him. He captured your lips in a searing kiss, his hands roamed all over your legs. You could already feel yourself dripping for him. You desperately grinded your hips towards his, desperate for any friction you could get.

“So needy for me, all for me” He muttered against your lips.

His hands made quick work of your leggings and underwear, throwing them across the room as if they offended him. One of his hands travelled up your torso to fondle your breast as the other shimmied his wrestling trousers down enough to free his cock. He wasted no time in burying himself inside your heat, pulling a high whimper from you.

“That’s what you needed wasn’t it? You just needed daddy to show you how much he loves you”

He set a brutal pace thrusting up into you. You gripped his shoulders desperately, kissing at his neck. It was almost too much to handle, his words were giving you emotional whiplash. You were supposed to be angry at him but how could you be angry when he made you feel so good?

His thrust began to get sloppier as he chased his release. He muttered praise into your ear as your hand slipped down to rub your clit. You clenched around him as your own release washed over you, causing him to spill himself into you. You collapsed onto his heaving chest.

“That’s why she could never replace you baby” Christian muttered in your ear quietly

[1-800-sinister]

Payback

Requested By: @houseofcopeland

Warnings: None that i know of

Julia was fighting against Skye Blue. She was having a tough time; she didn't notice that Adam Copeland came out. 

Adam came out and decided to interfere with Julia's match to help her retain her title. Julia retained her title, thanks to Adam's help, they went backstage. 

Julia and the rest of the House of Black stared at Adam. He spoke up, "Look, I pledge my allegiance to the House of Black, but I need your help. I want payback on Christian and the patriarchy and to win the title in Toronto." 

Julia looks at Buddy, Malakai, and Brody. They all nodded. Malakai spoke up, "We can do that, but you have to help us win the Aew trio's titles." Adam nodded, "I can do that."

Adam kept up with his part of the deal; he helped the House of Black win the trio's titles, so now it was the House of Black's turn to keep up with their part of the deal. 

Time came for Adam's and Christians match in Toronto. They were fighting in the ring when the House of Black came out. Christian was confused, but he kept fighting with Adam.

The boys handled Nick and Killswitch while Julia handled Shayna. Christian got distracted, which caused Adam to get the upper hand. He knocked Christian out, pinning him to the win.

When Christian came back to his senses, everything clicked. Adam had taken his title. He stood up. Adam smirked, putting down the title "At the end of the day, the house always wins," and he speared Christian. 

[im-just-a-mississippi-girl]

Never Gonna Be Alone

Pairing: Christian Cage x female!reader

Category: Comfort/Fluff

Word count: 2,042

Summary: After being in a car accident, your boyfriend does everything in his power to make you feel comfortable, taken care of, and loved.

Warnings: swearing, female reader but no description of reader, mentions of injuries but no major details, medical talk, medical information might not be accurate

Requested by: @1dluver13xx I hope you enjoy it! ❤️

A/N: Here’s a Nickleback song that popped in my head and I felt fit very nicely. Shout-out to Nickleback for all the bangers over the years! 🤘🏻 @jvalentinesworld-cokes-hyna this is the fic I shared that little scene with you! I thought you might like to read the whole thing.

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He couldn’t believe it. Honestly, he couldn’t breathe once he got the phone call that you had been in a car accident. Were you okay? Christian didn’t know at the moment, but as soon as he found out what hospital you were at, he was there in a heartbeat, asking any and every person in scrubs and doctor coats where you were.

Once the nurse at the desk told him, he lied and said he was your husband when she asked what his relationship was to you. He knew they wouldn’t let him see you just yet unless he was your immediate family. Did he care that he lied to the sweet nurse? Nope. Did he feel guilty about it? Absolutely not.

Christian waited patiently, well as patiently as he could, as you slept off the adrenaline from a few hours ago. He looked your body over, his breath hitching as he noticed each cut and bruise along with the stitches you had received. He didn't know the details but that didn't matter, it just mattered that you were alive and it didn’t look like you were too seriously injured.

An hour after Christian entered your hospital room, you started to stir, slowly moving your arms, eyes fluttering open only to be met with Christian’s concerned blue ones. “Hey. Hey baby, how are you feeling?” He whispered, not wanting to be too loud in case your head hurt. You reached your hand out to hold his hand, but you were stopped by Christian slipping your hand into his once he noticed what you were attempting to do.

“Sore.” You managed to answer him in a hoarse voice. It was in that moment you realized just how dry your throat really was. “Will you get me some water?” You whispered, hoping the soft tone of voice would help your throat.

You felt Christian give your hand a gentle squeeze before answering, “Of course I can, love. I’ll be right back. I love you.” He wanted you to know he loved you, and he felt the need to say it after knowing he could have lost you, the love of his life, the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

Christian quickly tracked down a bottle of water and a straw and began making his way back to your room just as quickly as he left. He slipped into your room, not noticing the doctor and nurse present until the doctor began speaking after reading over your chart. He stopped moving momentarily to listen closely to the doctor until you reached towards him for the water. He opened the bottle and straw for you, dropping the straw in to the water before handing it to you.

“Well, it looks like you were a very lucky lady because you won’t be needing any surgery. I just need you to stay for the next couple days for observation and to receive further treatment for your injuries.” The doctor informs you and Christian. “If you need anything just let us know. We’ll check back with you later on today, but in the meantime, get some rest.” You nodded, taking a sip of your water. You were thankful Christian thought to get you a straw, it made drinking so much easier since you were hooked up to an IV and the monitor displaying your vitals, all the cords caused you to keep getting your arm tangled up in them.

The next couple days were spent with Christian waiting on you, willing to go get you snacks and drinks from the nearby vending machine, taking a walk down to the cafeteria to get you ice cream, jello, or pudding if you had a craving for any of them. Sometimes when you would move your arm a certain way the machine you were hooked up to would go off causing Christian to jump up concerned every time, only for you to ask him to help you untangle your arm. Sometimes your leg would bother you and again, Christian was quick ask you if you needed anything or needed the nurse, sometimes you would and sometimes you wouldn’t. Nevertheless, Christian was there all day, everyday to ensure you were taken care of, despite you telling him to go home and you would be fine, but he wasn’t having it, always refusing to leave you.

The day you were allowed to go home was such a relief. You were tired of the hospital, you missed your bed, you missed the comfort of your house, you missed your food, you missed your clothes — specially your comfy pajamas — you missed it all.

You’ll never forget the sense of relief you felt when Christian pulled his car into your driveway — you were home, you were finally home. Christian helped you out of the car and you waited for him to hand you the crutches the doctor sent you home with to use, but you gasped when you were lifted off the ground. “What are you doing?! Put me down! You’ll hurt yourself, I need to get used to the crutches anyways.” You scolded your boyfriend, but of course, he wasn’t listening as he continued to carry you bridal style to your front door and setting you down only long enough to open the door with the spare key you gave him three months ago. He picked you back up and carried you with ease to the couch, thinking you were probably tired of laying in a bed. He stacked your decorative couch pillows on the coffee table for you to prop you leg up on. He handed you the remote and insisted you relax with your favorite show while he brought in your crutches and belongings from his car.

You went to speak, but he was already out the door. You didn’t mind him taking care of you when your sick because it was small things you liked for him to do for you, but this? You didn’t want him to wear himself out taking care of you since you couldn’t do much of anything.

You watched him re-enter your home with all your things, noticing, that despite how much he insisted on waiting on you until you were better, he looked absolutely exhausted. That’s when it hit you, you never really saw him truly rest and sleep while staying in the hospital with you. He could deny his exhaustion all he wanted, but you saw the signs — heavy eyes, sagging shoulders, his movements had become slower. Carrying everything did help any either, you heard him breathe deeper and sigh more, hand running over his face. This is exactly what you didn’t want, it’s what you hated seeing. Christian was so focused on taking care you that he was forgetting to take care of himself in the process.

“Hey babe, come ‘ere.” You called him over with seemingly innocent intentions, but you were going to make him rest one way or another and what better way than sucker him into cuddling with you? The answer is none.

“What do you need, love?” He asked, doing his best to suppress a yawn but failing miserably. You heard him yawn as his footsteps grew closer.

“Come cuddle with me.” You gave him your best puppy eyes and reached your hands out for his. “You need to take a break. I don’t need anything right now expect for you.”

Christian didn’t put up a fight, letting you take his hands in yours and pull him down onto the couch next to you. Once comfortable, he draped his arm over your shoulders and you instinctively laid your head over on his shoulder. You both let out a sigh of contentment. It was only a matter of minutes before the both of you were fast asleep.

You wished you could have continued to lay there but you woke up desperately needing to use the bathroom, with your doting boyfriend still passed out on the couch next to you, you attempted to slip out and go relieve your bladder by yourself. The second you moved just the slightest to get up, Christian felt it. “Where do you think you’re going? Whatever you need I’ll get it.” He insisted like you knew you would if he woke up.

“I appreciate that but you can’t help me with what I need at the moment.” You giggled at his half awake state and insistence. “I’m in dire need to pee, if you must know.” You filled him in, giggling as you nudged him gently with your elbow.

Christian laughed, “Maybe not but I can at least help you to the bathroom.” He offered once again.

“Nope. You rest. I can make it with the crutches.” You stood hobbling on your good leg until you could grab the crutches and head out the living room and down the hall. Once done you returned to the living, Christian has passed back out asleep. You opted to sit in your comfy recliner and propped your leg up, you weren’t really sleepy anymore so you flipped through your phone, checking your social media before playing a couple different games, then pulling up the new show you’ve been binge watching for the past couple weeks. Christian still out like a light.

A couple hours passed, and you were getting hungry. You were sure what exactly you wanted because everything was starting to sound good. Hamburgers, pizza, salad, chicken nuggets, French fries, grilled cheese, tacos, pasta, all of it sounded delicious. You were too busy thinking about food to notice Christian had woken up until he commented on your growling stomach, causing you to jump in surprise. “You have that look like you can’t decide what you want.” He knew you all too well and you nodded your head.

“I think I want a grilled cheese. Oh! Or maybe some chicken tacos! Yeah, chicken tacos sound so good and some cheese dip.” Your mouth was watering just at the thought.

“As you wish!” Christian exclaimed, dramatically with a grin. You couldn’t help but giggle at his reference to one of your favorite movies. He grabbed his phone and called in your order and adding his as well. Noticing the time, Christian exited the living room only to return shortly with a bottle of water and your medicine. “Here. Time to take your medicine, and we should probably change your bandage out.” He tells you, handing you the water and medicine before digging out the clean roll of bandages. You take the medicine as instructed, admiring how insistent Christian is to take care of you.

“You know, I need to be doing all this so I have a routine for when you go back to work. I don’t want to forget something important.” As much as you appreciated your boyfriend taking care of you, you knew he would have to leave for work in roughly three days.

Christian stopped you before you had the chance to add anything else. “Baby, I’m not leaving you until you’re one hundred percent, and don’t try to change my mind. I already talked to Tony Kahn about it when you were still in the hospital and he said to take all the time I needed, so you’re not getting rid of me so fast.” He placed a kiss to the top of your head then moved to change your bandage.

You had known the entire time you had been dating Christian that he cared about you and loved you, but it wasn’t until this car accident that left you struggling to get around and feeling like a burden that you realized just how much he truly loved and cared about you, never letting you lift a finger (unless he was asleep and you managed to sneak off), or always asking you if you needed anything, or if you wanted to talk about what happened or just anything really. He wanted you to know he meant every word and to show you how much you meant to him. You were already thinking of ways to repay him and show him just how loved and appreciated he was, and each one of those ideas ended with the two of you in the bedroom.

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[angualupin]

There is a distressing habit among historians to assume that historical elites -- the members of past civilizations who were most "like us", that is, urban, educated, and relatively wealthy -- were also like us in being both secular and cynical. That their professed adherence to the local religion, be it ancient Egyptian, Roman, or medieval Christian, was a sham, a cynical ploy adopted to manipulate the masses. And that, I think is a complete misunderstanding of both people and history.

Secularism is a luxury reserved for those who don't live one bad harvest away from starvation.

Life in the premodern world was precarious in the extreme, and wealth could only shield you from so much of it. Even Roman emperors saw half (or more) of their children die. A famine might kill the poor first, but when there is no bread to be had, "ten thousand strings of cash cannot cure hunger", as the Nihon shoki said of the famine of 536.

Humans reach for what control they can exert over their environment. In the modern world, we have many levers, from a global transportation chain to vaccines to chemical fertilizer. The premodern world had few. Religion was, for most of human history, not a person's individual spiritual path but one of the primary levers of control that humans had over the natural world. Religion was how the world was influenced. To believe that an aristocrat in Republican Rome thought of Jupiter Optimus Maximus as a creation of human thought just because modern academics imagine him thus is to attribute to that aristocrat a cynicism he could not afford. The one constant of all premodern religions is the profound, fundamental, inherently honest belief that the proper worship of the gods is what kept the world in balance. No one in the premodern world was so secure as to be able to afford to reject that. For both king and commoner, death came early and often, and the mechanisms by which death occurred were so often opaque. How else do you reach out into the numinous and say, "not me, not this time"? Why would you ever be so foolish as to not do so?

He went consenting, or else he was no king. It was no man's place to say to him, it is time to make the offering.

[thesupreme316]

how would the aew boys react to you breaking your nose if you can can you add Kenny thank you love you work🌺

AEW Stars React To: You Breaking Your Nose

yall are so sweet; thank you for supporting lil ol me ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Pairings: Kenny Omega x Reader, Eddie Kingston x Reader, Hook x Reader, Ricky Starks x Reader, Wheeler Yuta x Reader, Christian Cage x Reader, Santana x Reader,

Word Count: 920

Supreme Speaks: idk if I've done this before but here you go! thanks to anon for requesting this. please remember that you are loved and appreciated.

Warnings: mentions of father abandoning a bastard (typical Christian things), not proofread, mentions what happened for the reader to break their nose

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Kenny Omega (During training)

Kenny heard a small crack and immediately picked you up

Does not allow you to re-enter the ring and takes you to the doctor

Looks up home remedies to help you

Understands that you’re angry and tries to figure out ways to relieve you

“Do you want a coloring sheet? No, I don’t think you’re a child- okay now you’re acting like one…Yeah-uh”

Tells you stories about when he broke his (I can’t remember if he did) or his friends broke theirs

He tries to distract you from the pain by his jokes or practicing promos in front of you

Will intentionally mess up for you to smile

Kenny’s really upset that you’re injured but tries to brighten your day by any means possible

Eddie Kingston (Your opponent intentionally injured you)

I feel like I always say this…..EDDIE IS BIG MAD

Eddie is big on respect…he’ll respect you as long as you respect him and those he keeps close to him

Once he saw the ref throw up the X sign, oh Penta and Fenix had to hold him back from going to the ring

Then he saw your bloody face….he started to cuss out your opponent

And then he cussed out Kenny and the Bucks for allowing someone with bad blood to go against you

Will drive you personally to the hospital cause he needs to lay eyes on you

He’s ticking in so much anger that you’ll need to calm him down

“I’m fine doll, I just hate how a shithead couldn’t contain their displeasure to themselves. On the bright side, you still looked like a god/goddess....betta than their hating ass”

Santana (You took an extreme bump in the ring)

You took a facebuster on the ladder and then bounced off, rolling outside of the ring

Listen, this man would be the one to stop watching your match just out of fear (he hates you getting hurt)

Like he physically cannot watch the match anymore

Once he saw blood dripping down your face, he automatically asked for the match to be stopped or at least for you to stop participating

When you come backstage, he automatically hugs you as he doesn’t care about the blood on his shirt

“Mi amor, you scared me out there…I thought I had to go jail while you go to the hospital”

You have to hold him back from cursing out your opponent(s)

Distracts you with food and cuddles (DONT @ ME)

Wheeler Yuta (Your opponent accidentally injured you)

Baby boy is sad

He just looks like someone knocked the wind out of him; he hates seeing you bleed

Is subconsciously mad af at your opponent

Will literally baby you for the rest of the day, week, month, hell even year

“You’re not gonna take any more knees to the face. I won’t allow it….NO BIG BOOTS EITHER”

I think he would be the one to buy protective gear for you while Bryan and Mox look on in concern as he picks up everything in the damn store

He thinks that breaking your nose limits all activity and movement for you

Will not let a minute go by without him saying how pretty you are (with and without a straight nose)

Hook (Someone was trying to fight him and they hit you)

Okay…… man is literally the devil

Will make sure that you are okay before tossing the person over his head

He is punching the shit out of them until he looks over at you and sees blood

Hook gives one more punch before carrying you to a safe corner

He immediately gets you ice before taking you to the doctor

Feels guilty about you getting hit, mentally beats himself up

“I’m so sorry that I allowed that to happen.”

I truly do think that Hook would feel so bad and will try his best to make it up to you in any way possible

Will buy flowers, bears, food, a nerf gun (whatever your heart desires)

Ricky Starks (You hit a door)

Imma be honest….he laughed at you

Like full-on cackled as soon as you made contact with the door (it sounded like an evil witch)

But stopped once he saw blood pouring down your face

Feels like a jackass as he brings you to the doctor (I also think he is saying sorry repeatedly)

Once he hears the word surgery, he offers to pay for it

As your spirit starts to pick up and you feel like yourself after the initial wave of shock

Ricky will go back to laughing at you

Will joke about your nose only when you're comfortable and accepting of the fact

“It’s not my fault you got your ass kicked by a damn door”

Christian Cage (A fan threw something at you)

He’s suing and kicking out the bastard who threw the object at you during the meet-and-greet

Tells security to get him and sends Luchasuarus for extra support

He immediately shuts down his booth and walks you to medical support

Sends a tweet that calls out people who think that was cool and okay

“You’re a disappointment, no wonder your father left you”

Holds you and whispers caring thoughts that only you can hear

Buys anything and everything you need (already paid for the surgery)

Offers to buy a security squad so you can protect yourself