#electron's babysitter arc

[ii-evil-confessions]

Will you take care of my son Rio de Janeiro for me evil confessions

- the ii downright devious confessions guy (IT WOULDN’T LET ME PUT MEDIA ANONYMOUSLY SO NOW I HAVE TO REVEAL MY IDENTITY RAHH)

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE MAING ME TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS LITTLE BITCH OF A ZOETROPE TOO. I'VE NAMED HIM "DOWN" BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE THAT DIRECTION. AND NOW I HAVE THIS LITTLE COBS LOOKING BITCH ASS AS WELL??? WHAT THE FUCK. I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN BABYSITTER!!! I FUCKING HATE THIS!!!

[cheesy-confessions]

All Of electrons 'kids' so far

@ii-evil-confessions

[ii-mephone3gs-confessions]

@ii-evil-confessions can uoy watch the 3gsling for me pleade 🙏🙏 thank yuo

[iii-confessions]

@ii-evil-confessions thanks for watching my kid. i had a business trip. i'll take them back now. thanks again.

[cheesyfan]

Omg

I just had a thought, since Electron is going through a sort of Babysitter arc what if there are different/multiple arcs for different II-Confession blogs, that sounds so cool and investing wtf

[ii-evil-confessions]

IM NOT GOING SOFT SHUT UPPPPP

@ii-evil-confessions I think you're going soft because of all of those kids... I've seen your babysitter arc...

[ii-evil-confessions]

Hi ignore my other ask I sent you can keep Rio de Janeiro he’s a piece of shit

OK LMAO

[cheesy-confessions]

@ii-evil-confessions

I ffound this little sh!t in the trash, it was very 'trash-ic' 😂 vut seriously, I've never 'bin' a good parent and since your taking care of all these bio-harzards here's this little a$s

[skekthesilly]

oh yeah so chat

im loving the electron babysitter arc rn. you have no idea. i havent had this much fun playing a character since 2020 and ho boy. this is so fun why dont i do this more

electron is rightfully pissed. i wish i named it the parent arc instead of the babysitter arc because spoiler alert! curse of angst has befallen the atom trio. thats all im gonna say

[ii-evil-confessions]

cant you give a fucking fother a break

Oh we giving @ii-evil-confessions children?

RISE, OC CREATORS, FUCKING RISE!!!!!

[strawwritesfic]

Tony Stark x Female!Reader: Secrets

Summary: Tony’s not the kind of guy to keep anything a secret, so what’s with all this dodgy behavior?

Rating/Warnings/Tags: T (mild language; sexual references; post-Avengers (2012); Avengers Tower; Avengers Team & Tony Stark; civilian!Reader; not compliant with Thor: The Dark World)

Challenge: “100 Drabbles of Randomness” by Miseria1 on Lunaescence Archives.

Tag List: @imaginesfire

Secrets

It started out so subtly that you didn’t think much about it: a missed text here, an unanswered phone call there. Tony Stark was and always had been a busy man. Between his saving the earth from intergalactic threats and his various celebrity antics, you couldn’t expect him to be at your beck and call no matter what the definition of your relationship. You doubted that sleeping with him would suddenly transform him into the kind of guy who wanted to spend every waking moment with his girlfriend. But the cold shoulder didn’t end with lengthy pauses in your electronic communications.

“Hey, Tony!”

He started at the sound of your voice, an action that looked even more ridiculous coming from a man dressed neck to foot in armor. To his credit, he did not blast off into the sky at your approach. Less to his credit, he didn’t sound enthused when he greeted you.

“You want to go get lunch after you clean up?” you asked him.

“You know, thanks for the invite, [Name], but Steve and I already have plans.”

You wouldn’t have believed him if he hadn’t walked off with Steve that very moment. Plans? With Steve? That Tony preferred to plans with you?

But you did your best to shake it off. One thing you knew about Tony long before you started dating? He was moody. You also knew he didn’t like to be pressured into explaining his reasons for a mood. Maybe he had arc reactor trouble, or someone had notified him about Hammer’s probation. The best way to really get Tony mad at you would be to throw a fit over being ignored.

So you kept trying: Dinner? Drinks? A walk in the park? Every few days, you’d call with an offer of something, and every few days Tony would give you some strange excuse for not being able to go.

“Sorry. Promised Barton we’d talk about the tower’s duct system tonight.”

“Bruce is going through a very critical period, emotionally speaking. He needs me.”

“Natasha insists that I get some training done this evening.”

“Look, Thor asked for a babysitter for his kid brother this evening, and I volunteered.”

Okay, you had to call bullshit on that last one. Tony still had nightmares about Loki’s attack on the city. The call ended before you could say as much, though. That was Tony’s big mistake. You hung up your phone with fire in your veins and a vague plan in mind.

Unfortunately, given all the traffic between your home and Tony's, your plan hadn't gotten more defined by the time you arrived at Avenger's Tower. When you hopped out of your taxicab, you knew only one thing: Tony would own up to lying to you for the past two weeks. 

"Miss [L Name]," JARVIS greeted you the second you stepped inside the building. "To what do we owe—"

"Do me a favor, JAR. Don't tell Tony I'm here," you interrupted.

He made no reply. You had no way of knowing if he'd do as you asked or if Tony already had you on camera. The longer the endless elevator ride went on, the more time he had to prepare, and that was the last thing you wanted.

"Anthony Stark!" you shouted, bursting your way into his top-floor living quarters.

Clearly, JARVIS hadn't warned Tony of your impending arrival. Good. This gave you the satisfaction of seeing him jump about a foot off his chair and scatter delicate silver instruments across the surface of his desk when you showed up. He didn't quite manage to sound casual when he said, "[Name]? What are you doing here?"

"Oh, nothing important." You bristled in front of him. "Just thought I'd pop by and break up with you."

All the color drained from Tony's face. "What? Why are you breaking up with me? We haven't spent any time together in two weeks!”

"Yeah, genius. That's why! You obviously want to break up with me, so I'm beating you to the punch."

"Since when did I want to break up with you?"

"Since you started making up excuses to avoid me!"

The shock of your sudden appearance in his living room seemed to have worn off by then. Usual color returned, Tony carefully set aside the arc reactor in his hand, then crossed his arms over his chest to shoot you an appraising look. "Name one time I made up an excuse to avoid you."

"Hm. Let's see." You tapped your chin with one finger and rolled your eyes up to the ceiling. "Bailing on me to go hang out with Steve."

"He didn't want to go see Peggy for the first time alone," Tony said at once.

You glared at him. "Bruce being emotionally unstable."

"Ross was in town looking for him."

"Clint and duct system!"

With each suggestion, your voice rose in pitch. By the third, you were practically screeching. Tony was not so quick with an answer this time. You gazed down at him in triumph. Then he stood up, walked around his desk, and took both your hands in his.

"We were discussing enlarging them for him. You can check on all of these. They'll be on some record somewhere." Before your indignant swelling could burst into a demand to know how he explained training with Natasha, he went on, "But you are right about one thing. I have been avoiding you."

Even though you knew that to be the case, his admission caused ice to slide down your spine.

"Not,” he added hastily, “because I want to break up with you. It's because I need to tell you something that's hard for me to say."

You braced yourself for the worst—though what could be worse than Tony breaking up with you, you didn't know. Did he want to set up a ménage à trois with you, himself, and Pepper? Had Steve confessed to him his undying love? Was Tony's arc reactor acting up again so badly it would kill him?

Instead, he said the very last thing you expected: "I love you."

"You—"

"Love you," Tony said into your bug-eyed gaping. "Yeah. Which is kind of a new experience for me, all things considered, so you'll have to forgive me for having a bit of a freak out once I realized. Or, you know, you could do what you came here to do and break up with me."

He knew he'd stopped your anger in its tracks; you could tell by the smirk on his face. Somehow, despite your ill intentions, he'd managed to both surprise and please you. 

"Shut up," you managed to croak, just before you leaned forward and kissed him on the lips. 

Sure, it would have been easier for him to just tell you he loved you or ask you for some space. Lucky for him, his kissing quite nearly blotted out any doubts you had from your mind.

"Wait," you said, pulling away a few minutes later. "If you've always been telling me the truth about what you were doing, where's the villain you're supposedly babysitting?"

Tony's smirk grew about a mile. Your gaze followed the pointed look he shot the armchair in the sitting area a few feet away. There sat a very unhappy Loki, his wrists and ankles handcuffed in front of him and a look of utmost disgust upon his face.

"Oh, don't mind me," he sneered. "I'm just getting an up close and personal look at the mating habits of Midgardians.”

Turning back to Tony, you found him grinning from ear to ear. God, you loved that grin. And if it punished the guy who hurt the man you loved...Smiling yourself, you put your hand behind Tony's head and pulled him in for another long kiss. Secrets be damned, this one was too good to heckle him for keeping it so long.

[intotheblackhq]

( alisha wainwright, 30, cis-female) Word around the quadrant is that (NEDD) is originally from (CRILLIA), but has been on the terminus for (3 YEARS). If you’re in a pinch, she is a talented (BIO-ENGINEER). Is that why they’re a (WEAPONS EXPERT)? Anyway, everyone says she is (INTELLIGENT) and (CURIOUS), but don’t get on their bad side because they’re (RECKLESS) and (UNPREDICTABLE).  Oh shoot, don’t look now! She has her (Meson Accelerator Pistol) out! (summer, 27, MST, she/her, no triggers)

WORLD BUILDING:

—-> Name: Crillia

—-> Brief Description: Crillia is a trash planet - a place where waste (mostly electronic) is dumped. A majority of the planet is uninhabitable swampland filled with all manner of creatures. Rumor has it some have even mutated due to the experimental or illegal tech dumped there. No one outside of experienced scavengers dare to venture out of the hub cities.

—-> Name: Kairus 9

—-> Located On: Crillia

—-> Brief Description: Kairus 9 is a floating city, one of the main hubs on Crillia. The city is filled mostly with scavengers and junkers who live transient lifestyles. It’s known to play host to a black market where people can get all manner of illegal tech, cybernetics, and drugs. There is little in the way of formal government and authorities typically only show up when some tinkerer has an idea that gets too big and attracts the Company’s attention. Kairus has been nearly destroyed 8 times in the past due to various incursions but rebuilt each time.

ROLE DEVELOPMENT:

—-> Important History:

1. 20 years ago when the rebellions began. Kairus harbored several important rebel leaders. The Company sent in forces to hunt them down and Kairus was nearly burned to the stilts.

2. 15 years when a scavenger uncovered an original sealed colonist ship and unleashed a virus that nearly wiped out the city before a cure was found.

3. 14 years ago an opportunist criminal took over Kairus’s limited population before being assassinated.

4. 10 years ago an ambitious tinkerer found a crashed military vessel and used the technology on it to create a massive weapon. The Company was ruthless and came in with a mallet rather than a scalpel to stop him. Edd’s father was killed in this scuffle despite not being directly involved with either side.

—-> Headcanons: 

Edd has never had loyalty to anything or anyone outside of herself. The cybernetics ring she worked for had no loyalty to the rebels or their cause, they were simply paying customers. She has no loyalty to The Company, though she also bears them no ill will despite her imprisonment. I am interested in Edd possibly developing a strong relationship with her crew mates and the crew itself though it will likely be a slow arc.

Though it isn’t wise, Edd is very vocal and proud of her cybernetics and anyone who has been on the ship long enough has likely heard a lecture about how cybernetic implants are the future and knows the laundry list of ‘work’ she’s had done. [Left leg (due to a congenital defect), Right arm (healthy), Both eyes (healthy), Auricular implants (healthy)]

Naturally, Edd could be of use in a medical emergency. Her work required her to know the structures of the human body and how to operate but she’s much more likely to jump to ‘let’s amputate and get you a new leg - it’ll be even better’ than a real doctor.

—-> Key Relationships: 

The Test Subject Patient - Edd has been pestering this person to let her install some cybernetics into their body. A telescopic eye, some auricular implants, maybe some reinforcement on their bones - it couldn’t hurt? So far her requests have been denies but she doesn’t seem deterred.

The Babysitter - This person often accompanies Edd during purchases, trade deals, and the recovery and assessment of rebel weaponry. They often end up having to save her ass or stop her from doing something reckless.

ADMINISTRATIVE:

—-> How Did You Find Us: tumblr tags

About time you showed up, EDD, we were just about to take off without you. Stow your gear and make sure you send in your account and finish off the checklist within the next 24 hours, or else we might have to dump you out the nearest airlock. ALISHA WAINWRIGHT has now been claimed. Oh yeah, did I forget to say welcome aboard?

[ii-evil-confessions]

THE AUTHORITIES WILL NEVER STOP FINDING YOUR BODY

Hi! Blue here, I found this silly atom Blueberry! He required to be thrown in lava at least five times a day at 1 am, 4 pm, 6:52 pm, 7 am, and 9 pm exactly or he will explode will you take him @ii-evil-confessions

[ii-evil-confessions]

Bro fell

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS

[ii-evil-confessions]

ooc: [waw. guess what. electron trivia time. horray]

[electron likes griefer from block tales. he's zap's favorite character, period. unless it finds more kooky kookaburras from its limited access to the internet.]

[electron hates people. HATES people. online is fine, but outside of the internet it will go out of zap's way to avoid any other electrons and neutrons and protons. especially protons. it hates protons the most. suddenly having to take care of so many children when it has such a loathing for people has shaken zap up a little. it swears it was happier in solitude... or so zap thought :)]

[do not give electron anything with wild amounts of sugar in it. the sugar rush will be catastrophic, and the sugar crash will be cataclysmic. it's worse than the children.]

[it has a soft spot for the kids, but zap'll never admit it. zap knows basically nothing about how babysitting works, but to it, everybody handing over their children to it just looks like casual abandonment. it's all it can see in the exchange.]

[don't tell zap i said that though :) it wants to uphold its whimsically evil reputation and this is not helping :)]

[electron wants a gaming chair.]

[electron plays minecraft education edition with a stolen account because zap doesn't want to pay for the actual game. it needs to save that money (for the kids).]

[electron's favorite color is yellow. its second favorite color is orange. its third favorite color is undecided because zap doesn't care.]

[if electron could paint its nails black, it would. too bad there isn't a nail salon anywhere at the atomic level.]

[oh, and zap's nails are pointy. like claws.]

[how many of electron would it take to light a lightbulb? one, if it was really trying. physics may complain, but hey! electron doesn't care.]

[will make more fun fact posts when i wrangle them outta electron. skek out]

[ii-evil-confessions]

YOU JUST. YOU JUST FOUND HER?? AT THE BEACH?? ALONE???

@ii-evil-confessions I heard you’re babysitting now so I’d like to give you this kid I found lost at the beach! ❤️

Her name is Bullet Train & her favourite food is peanut butter, not because she likes the taste through, she just likes staring at it.