#either way there's gonna be Incredibly Earnest Monologues about the grandeur of nature
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As a 90's kid from backcountry Queensland, can I just say this incredibly weird scenario would have been the pinnacle of my 12 year old life?
For the record, I got Dr Strange vs Claudia from IWTV. I care about neither of these people and would have much rather been dealing with the Steves.
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.
#I fucking CACKLED#like how would this even work?#one Steve is trying to corral you for conservation/rehabilitation purposes#and the other is trying to conduct species reintroduction#either way there's gonna be Incredibly Earnest Monologues about the grandeur of nature#just picturing feral 12yo me is crouched in a nice little quarantine habitat hissing like a pissed off salty while the Steves debate
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