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izzy-b-hands · 1 day ago

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Just got an AP news alert and I'm

No. Not Doug. I'm losin' it; of all the fucking ppl bc to be perfectly honest. I sort of figured Trmp didn't know who tf Doug Burgum even was. Like, he got told 'hey this dude from ND is running for the Republican nom too, just fyi' and immediately none of that information went into his brain bc it wasn't abt him so why should he care (I assume that's how his brain works for everything quite frankly.)

Doug fuckin' Burgum for Dept of the Interior. This seals it; ND will never be in the news for anything good fkdjafldsjafdklaj*

*as someone who spent all but 3 and 1/2 years or so of my life in ND, I'm allowed to rag on it forever and ever and even moreso now. I want to write his office to ask if he's as surprised as everyone else abt this lmaooooooo. I will not bc he doesn't actually deserve that much of my attention, but still funny.

#text post #just said night to housemate and pick up my phone and that's what greets me #I know we all know we're in a shitty timeline but my god. doug burgum shouldn't be in charge of like. picking up a pen from a desk let alon #an entire dept in the government like. who tf is actually going to be doing the work for him is the question now lmao #while he fumbles his way through press and any other publicity shit lkfjadlksjf #okay I'm done shitting on Doug Burgum. for this moment at least #edited bc i forgor a word in there and also i just realised deadpresidents hasn't posted abt this yet #i need to know this poor man's reaction bc how tf do you react this. doug fucking burgum

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