#edit: i am not overreacting it's just. it's shit π
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sorry but the widows' war situation is so funny rn. imagine being in a large mansion and you have 5 or 7 other people with you and you're trying to escape from one or two serial killer/s who you assume is/are roaming outside your huge property. there is another large mansion nearby and you are updating the 5 or 7 people stuck in there through a walkie-talkie because there's no cell service and no electricity. you're trying to find a safe place to hide until you could call for help. the serial killer/s is/are equipped with knives. two of you have guns - one is literally a huge sniper equipped by someone who very much knows how to shoot. but whatever. 'let's go to the basement! it's safe because (reason 1) (reason 2) (reason 3)!' one says. another - the one equipped with the huge sniper - replies, 'no let's go to my room! it's safer because blah blah blah'.
there's this suspicious guy all of you have been side-eyeing because he could possibly be the/one of the serial killer/s. the suspicious guy is literally right behind your group, following. all of you know it. you've been screaming at the walkie-talkie about how suspicious this guy is while all of you glare at him.
so you're all out here. discussing your plan about what room in the mansion you should go to to hide away from a serial killer. and the (supposed) serial killer is RIGHT there. doing nothing. and your group - all 5 of you - equipped with two guns - are doing nothing about it too. lord.
#idk i would've at the very least shot his foot. or his knees. and NOT discuss what room we should hide to right in front of the killer. idk#ok maybe i'm overreacting i'm not even finished with the episode yet but it's just. oh my goddd#widows' war i LOVE you. i love you so much. no matter what <3 i love u#widows' war#edit: galvan calling it tf out lmfaoooooooo#edit: i am not overreacting it's just. it's shit π#u have this old man disarming and beating the shit out of a skilled soldier. ok sure#and one of u is still equipped w one gun. and she just stands there & keeps crying out for the serial killer to stop. and she's the-#character who's known for being brave and rash and quick to make decisions. and she just birthed a baby who is also in the room with them.#who is ready to shoot her mother-in-law who wants to steal her baby from her just minutes ago. but now won't do anything to shoot the-#supposed-serial killer who is in front of her and beating tf out of the soldier who's supposed to be protecting them. OKAY. SURE.#edit: God bless Bill & his underpaid freshly-unemployed stuck-in-his-toxic-terrifying-workplace-due-to-a-serial-killer-roaming-around ass#about to risk his life for all of this bullshit he didn't deserve. thinking of you forever Bill#edit: is everybody just goddamned stupid.
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