#edgeworth: um. 'im sorry women'
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Kind of obsessed with all the gay Edgeworth moments in the investigations games...."oh i see, perhaps you have your eye set on miss rhonda, of course i do i can't very well let her escape???" "you are also interested in katie?, .....No." "um im sorry but i must decline" "im not interested in what lies beyond this door" "some may say that women's perfume smells nice but to me it just smells". Insane insane insane.
#miles edgeworth#and the fact that the womens perfume talk is just his inner monologue....#this man just goes through his day making a dozen different gay jokes in his head#ace attorney#like its just canon. edgeworth is canonically gay theres no need for anyone to confirm this anymore. not after aai2.#most of these are kinda paraphrased. i forgor.#Al's ramblings
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thats probably the angriest ace attorney has made me thus far and i spent ten minutes on the vase scene from rise from the ashes
#i thought it was certainly an interesting enough case especially considering you go into it knowing who dahlia is and knowing she goes free#it was just a matter of seeing how exactly she managed to sneak her way out of this particular case that intrigued you#i think its fun! playing as mia is great i love her a lot and im glad we get to see her perspective.#i did honestly like the scene leading up to whats his nuts death i thought that was xool.#dahlia. my manipulative queen. i think she deserved to kill him tbh.and its likely her sister knew abt them 'dating'#so i think her being an accessory to grooming was deserving of killing too. i really doubt the plan was conducted soley by dahlia#THAT SAID. i hated every character who was not mia or dahlia.#in the first case w mia it was more tolerable bc idr if the judge was misogynistic but i got to KILL payne#and grossberg or whatever was not actively demeaning to me he just kept talking about his hemorrhoids#however in this one all three of the male characters were like explicitly misogynistic nearly every fucking sentence#AND I WANT TO KILLLLL TERRYS. why the fuck even have the plot point of him 'dating' 14yo dahlia! that just makes me hate him!#TIP: I AM SO FUCKING MAD#phoenix calling up edgeworth like Hi :) Why'd you call my boss a bimbo in a court of law (seething).#edgeworth like .......I'm writing an apology note for the elder Ms. Fey to read in the next instance of the younger Ms. Fey channeling her.#phoenix: and what does it say.#edgeworth: um. 'im sorry women'#phoenix: oh buddy. youre gonna have to try a lot fucking harder than that.#phoenix enrolling edgeworth in women's studies classes and edgeworth is like Yeah I deserve this one I admit it.#anyways i hate diego godot whatever the fuck his name is. im glad he got poisoned actually. i think he should get poisoned more often.#tat lb
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