#eddie would be a fellow bald lover I know it - i'm so dead on this hill you can see my grave and smell the rot
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Eddie would adore a bald head.
(don't come @ me for this alright, just-hear a baldy lover out for a sec!)
Him just kissing your head everywhere because he can and no hair gets caught in his mouth, and there is one spot that kind of ticklish, so you giggle when his lips lightly brush against it.
Easy earlobe nibbling access.
Hats fit you perfectly and our boy, who lives in a monument to caps, is coming home with a new hat every time he finds a cool one he thinks fits your style.
You have to tell him to stop, or you'd be buried in hats. Even then, he just comes home with a pout of his face and holds up the new hat he bought. "But I love you....and it's cool....please?"
He's also buying you hats he'd want to wear, but his big floof of hair won't fit in it without extreme hat hair and...he can't risk that.
He likes to rest his head on top of yours because there's an extra closeness when his cheek is nestled against skin. (trust me, I've had bald dates/partners and there's a hard to describe....closeness. They laughed at me, but it's there) and he's just snuggled his face to the top of your head.
The type that wears scarfs? He's in your collection, digging through them. Like a child playing dress up because he's in love with the patterns and colors.
Eddie's out there looking for bandanas to color coordinate with your scarves, to tie about his head or dangle from his pocket. He wants to be that matchy couple. Why? Because you have a cool version of it that he can brag about. "Yeah, we're in that phase where we're matching accessories. Scarves, actually. It's pretty serious." - he brags to the boys.
He can see your earrings without having to hunt for them, and he likes to put them on for you. That smile on his face when you let him. Got gauges? Piercings up your ears? He'd fall all over himself
Eddie can get extra playful, play wrestling in bed - no fear of his knees pinning your hair causing a painful accident for you (there's a story there). He can mostly guilt free pick you up and plop or splash you in a pool or a hot tub at will without the risk of ruining the hairstyle.
No seconds wasted in the head of the moment when you feel like going down on him, you can really feel his trembling fingers as he grips your head to go deeper into your throat OR to halt you as it just feels so good his senses are on fire, and he needs a five-second break.
If you're the type who gets tattoos up there, Eddie's at the shop watching you and contemplating, he's twirling his hair around his finger because "I could do that....it's grow back, and I'd have secret tatties..." is playing in his mind. He's got tatt envy.
The type to wear wigs when you want a change? He's trying not to be fetish about it but....he's probably losing his mind a little at how often you can switch up your style hair or no hair, scarf, hat, whatever...
If you aren't naturally bald, and it grows back, he'd probably want to help you with buzzing it. He has experience in this, even if it was only in middle school.
It's metal, it's edgy, it's unique, it's industrial, it's fashion, it's soft, and it's so fucking beautiful. And it's uncomforted beauty at that.
And then you know he's a menace...yes he is. so you will have to put up with him lovingly doodling with eyeliner or something up there. But it's like....little scenes of you two as stick figures. They're holding hands or smoothing or something.
Or he's written Corroded Coffin's logo on you. "Eddie's Place" or "Mine" or something like that. He won't leave it up there, he's just having fun with you. In return, he lets you write on his big ol' forehead with the same about of love.
#eddie would be a fellow bald lover I know it - i'm so dead on this hill you can see my grave and smell the rot#eddie munson thought#eddie munson headcanon#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you
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