#ed thinks he's probably an alpha or perhaps even a sigma. solitary apex predator world's most powerful vampire and all that--it fits him!

[danieyells]

Ed: Did you know human males are divided into three or more subdivisions of their gender?

PC: . . .are you sure about that?

Ed: It's true! I've seen many YouTube videos about it! There are the powerful, dominant Alphas, the more neutral and common Betas, and the weaker, more passive Omegas.

PC: oh no. . . .

Ed: I've also seen videos about Sigma Males--I think the description fits me quite well.

PC: Ed, that's not--

Ed: And listen to this! Alpha males can actually impregnate Omega males during their heat cycle!

PC: --wait, they what--

Ed: Yes, I read about it on several websites! I had no idea humans had heat and rut cycles! I learn more and more about humans every day. Such mystifying creatures.