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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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my friend's dad was like "yeah you're not stupid you just had bad teachers" when hearing i went from my 2.0 GPA to my 4.0 in college and bitch i blinked up at him like the world'st most clueless fish tbh i almost cried i don't think anyone older than 30 has ever told me anything like that in my life. it's always been lectures about what i could achieve if just applied myself. i was sent home with leftovers and an entire book series. i love people n people are so loving so freely i truly believe we were put on this earth to experience love and spread it around
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funkii-fox · 27 days ago
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Fem! Keicho x Okuyasu NSFW - Feel Like Makin’ Love
Author’s note: This came to me in a dream. I be making up the best fic concepts in my dreams fr
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
Keiko and Okuyasu have to share a bed, much to Keiko’s dismay. She hates sleeping in the same bed as that blockhead. He snores like a helicopter, tosses and turns too much, always invades her side of the bed, “accidentally” gropes her chest, and humps her legs.
As Keiko prepares for bed, she recounts the first time they slept in the same bed together. Keiko was 15 and Okuyasu was 12. Keiko was so pissed off at the mere situation, silently fuming in bed beside her idiot little brother. Thankfully, he was facing away from her so she didn’t need to see his ugly mug as she seethed. She just knew she wouldn’t get a lick of sleep that night, and contemplating the shit day ahead because of said tiredness. As Keiko was lost in her thoughts, Okuyasu turned towards her. She closed her eyes, hoping Okuyasu wasn’t awake and going to say something stupid to her. Little did she know, pretending to be asleep would be what made Okuyasu comfortable enough to grab her right breast, as he thought she was asleep and wouldn’t know. Since she was only wearing a loose shirt, he could perfectly feel how squishy her breasts are. Even at 15 years old, they were huge and soft; it made Okuyasu’s horny preteen mind go crazy. He would’ve gone a bit further and lightly rubbed her nipples if it weren’t for Keiko’s swift action: her eyes immediately snapped open and her first instinct was to punch Okuyasu, fist poised for a strike. “It was an accident!” Okuyasu tried to played it off as he skittered to the other side of the bed like a cockroach, but Keiko immediately knew it was bull shit. You should’ve seen the bruises left after the beating she gave him.
“Fun times,” she thought sarcastically as she finished brushing her teeth. Even though Okuyasu isn’t smart, he still had the self preservation to never do it again. Although, it evolved from consciously groping her, into unconsciously humping her legs while he slept. She remembers it started the last time they slept beside one another. She was 17 and Okuyasu was 15. Keiko laid on her side facing away and as far as possible from Okuyasu. She heard Okuyasu making dumb noises and felt him shuffling around a lot. At first, Keiko thought Okuyasu was trying to be annoying. “If you keep up that nonsense, I’ll have you sleep with Dad instead,” she threatened with a venomous tone, but quickly she realized he was actually asleep, as there was no response. Puzzled, she turned over to see what he was up to. Okuyasu’s small eyebrows were angled up in pleasure, a faint pink dusted on his tanned face, hot breath on her neck, and hips spurring sloppy thrusts into Keiko’s clothed ass. A pathetic little moan leaving his mouth with every jerk of his hips.
At that moment, her view of Okuyasu had changed. She no longer thought of him as an immature, snot nosed kid that perved on his sister. Now, she could see that Okuyasu had turned into a man with manly needs. As much as she thought it was gross, she couldn’t deny it made her want to fuck him so good he can’t think. Well, not that he thinks anyway. She couldn’t help but squeeze her legs for any type of feeling on her pussy while feeling his hard, clothed dick desperately rubbing on her ass. She could tell he was getting close because every thrust got sloppier as his moans got louder, until eventually he stilled with a long moan. After that, she just couldn’t help but go to the bathroom and rub herself furiously at the thought of fucking her own brother. The visual of his face in pure bliss and his pathetic noises kept replaying in her mind. She wishes she could go back in time and fuck him, just to hear and see him orgasm again. Just to feel his dick twitch in her and bust a load into her womb. Her own orgasm was explosive. She could barely keep quiet as the tidal wave hit her; The euphoric feeling soared across her body. Never before did she cum like that.
Back to the present, Keiko would be lying if she said she didn’t want it to happen again. She sighs and stands there for a bit with longing for a man in her life. She’s been so busy her life taking care of herself, her brother, and the house, she’s never had a boyfriend. No one to make the stresses of her life fly away, even for a little bit. It would only be fair if he repaid her by being an obedient little doggy for her. The thought puts a fire in her, so she stalls no longer and confidently struts to the bedroom.
When she gets there, she sees Okuyasu was sitting on his side of the mattress with a pillow clutched in his arms, just spacing out. It’s always easy to tell when he spaces out; his small pupils comically spread out. She stares at him for a moment, icy blue eyes analyzing every bit of him. She wonders if he’s thinking about her, but then she remembers he’s an airhead; he’s probably not thinking about anything at all. Her eyes dip a little further below his head and onto his sculpted body in that white tank top stained in god knows what. She sees how lovely it hugs his body, and then wonders what he looks like without it. Her eyes dip down further to his clothed cock. It makes a nice imprint in his baggy pajama pants, even if it’s soft right now. She wonders what it would look like when it’s straight up and veiny, leaking with precum.
It was that moment she noticed Okuyasu’s face. He looked like a kicked puppy with big, anticipating eyes, and she hadn’t even done anything but stare at him. She focuses, remembering what she was here for. “Now, Okuyasu, you have at least a little bit of brains in your head, yes? You know if you bother me, you’re going to be sleeping outside like the dog you are, right?” She encroaches to stand above him, staring down to assert her authority. “Yes, big sis,” he says looking away from her with his head down as a sign of respect. Keiko is satisfied, and they both lay down to sleep.
Well, only Okuyasu falls asleep. Once again, Keiko was wide awake, just thinking. This time, she is facing him. She stares at his face, in what you could call admiration. His sharp cheekbones, something they both inherited from their father. Her hand comes up to her own face and touches her own cheekbones; would Okuyasu’s face feel like hers? Okuyasu also has their dad’s long, manly face shape. “Dad was quite the looker too,” she thinks about the times she’s seen old photos of him from when he was young. “No wonder Mom married him, even if he is a bastard,” she thinks. Okuyasu truly takes after their mom, however. His thin, sparse eyebrows, as opposed to her thick, bushy brows. Straight black silky hair, stark contrast to her wavy blonde locks. Adorable, flat Asian nose, so cute, she wishes she could kiss it. It looks nothing like her very pronounced, European nose. Juicy lips, so much that you must wonder what they felt like against your own or on your body. Even in personality, Okuyasu is kind just like their mother, a stark contrast to the grump that she married. She is so similar to their father, and he’s so similar to their mother; a part of her wonders if she and Okuyasu were meant to be, just as their parents were. Completely opposite, but a perfect match.
After a while, Keiko could see Okuyasu start squirming a bit with quiet grunts from his throat. She gulps, getting a bit excited at the idea of her brother humping her in her sleep. Almost immediately, heat pools in her stomach and her plush thighs squeeze together. And it starts; His hips unconsciously grind into her clothed pussy. “I’m really is just letting this happen, not just that, but I enjoy it,” she thinks. His hard dick grinds against his sister’s pussy, and she does something that surprises even herself; the primal side of her brain makes her open her legs and angle her hips to give better access to her pussy. Her face becomes pink; her brother’s dick so close to her own private parts, so close they can almost kiss. Slickness gathers in her panties as she slowly and sensually reciprocates his grinding, just wishing these clothes weren’t there. She lets out a satisfied sigh as she closes her eyes, letting herself enjoy the moment. Her left hand moves up her baggy pajama shirt and squeezes her nipples. Okuyasu groans quietly, and Keiko’s pussy squeezes on nothing at the angelic sound.
She needs his dick in her.
Eagerly yet quietly, she removes her shorts and panties, her pink slit and golden bush now out for the world to see. She shivers as her sensitive bits are now exposed to the cold air. “Okuyasu is a heavy sleeper anyway. He won’t wake up,” she assures herself as she spreads her folds, two strings of pussy juice connect each lip. Angling her hips for Okuyasu to grind on, she brings her top above her big, soft breasts, and they spill out with a bounce. With a breathy moan, her golden eyelashes flutter shut. The fabric of his shorts is so smooth on her wet folds, but she wishes that she could rip them off and slip her brother’s dick in her. Grinding faster and harder while thinking about the scenario, Keiko doesn’t even realize that Okuyasu woke up.
“Uh…”
Keiko’s eyes snap open, bright red instantly covering her face. She got caught rubbing all over him, his shorts covered in her slime. She makes eye contact, and sees Okuyasu’s eyes wide open. His puny pupils dart from her face, to her breasts, to her pussy on his clothed dick, and back to her face, completely shocked. A rush of anger fills Keiko. Technically, she was in the wrong, but she couldn’t just admit that.
“What are you surprised about?!” Keiko snaps, and Okuyasu instinctively straightens his posture. She gets on top of him and basically tears off his shorts and boxers in one swift motion. “Idiot horny dog,” she says as she slides her soft, slick pussy on his dick. Okuyasu can’t even say anything, too stunned to even make a single thought. “You’ve been having dreams about fucking your big sister, huh?” She aggressively grinds her hips down on her brother’s dick, the feeling and the aggression makes Okuyasu shudder. “Don’t act like I don’t know, dumbass.” She marvels at the sight of her pathetic little brother beneath her, face red as a beet. Reaching behind her to fondle his hairy balls, she smirks at the sharp inhale he takes as he feels her hands on him. “So full and heavy,” she thinks as she fondles him, “You need this, huh? Poor thing.” She teases him with faux sympathy.
Okuyasu tries to speak, but the poor thing can’t even let a stutter out before his sister smashes her lips on his. His lips are just as delicious as she thought. So soft and wet, there is no protest as her tongue slips into his mouth. Her hands move to caress his face, as Okuyasu’s hands shyly go to her muscular waist. “Yes, give in, horny dog,” she thinks with a satisfied hum.
Pulling away from the kiss with a string of spit connecting them, Keiko hatches a plan. She gets up off from Okuyasu’s cock and lands on his face, yet still no protest from him. “Like that? Are you hungry, dumb mutt?” She says with an accentuated grind of her hips. Okuyasu lets out a low moan, the rumble making her pussy clench on nothing. His big lips get to work at slurping her pussy, and she lets out a low moan. “Finally making yourself useful, hm?” She teases, clit rubbing on his pretty nose. She angles her hips to have her clit on his mouth, as god, it almost sends her into uncontrollable climax. She’s stronger than that though, but decides she has no more patience left.
She needs his dick in her.
Releasing Okuyasu from her pussy, she admires all the juice and mess left behind all over the lower half of his face. He’s in pure bliss, evident by the look on his face: half lidded eyes and a dorky smile. It makes her smile back a cruel, sadistic smile.
She pumps his cock a few times and lines it up with her pussy. Wasting no time, she slides down her brother’s shaft. Both moaning, both giving in to the taboo pleasure. “This is what I’ve been needing,” Okuyasu thinks. He’s been dreaming of her silky, warm pussy ever since he reached sexual maturity. Even before then, he’d always admired his sister and how strong she is. Even if she’s too mean sometimes, her naturally dominant personality drew Okuyasu in. Keiko’s stretched hole squeezes him a little bit as he moans softly. She eagerly bounces up and down, pussy making nasty squelching noises with every down thrust. The feeling of her full blood brother’s dick right against her vulnerable cervix makes electricity shoot up her body. Okuyasu bites his lip to hold back loud moans, but Keiko slaps him, his dick jumping at the surprise. “Don’t hold back!” she commands, and Okuyasu fervently nods his head and lets out the hottest moans Keiko has ever heard. She grabs him by the chin and forces intense eye contact. “Yeah, horny mutt. Is your sister’s pussy that good? You’re that desperate to fuck a warm pussy, huh?” She degrades him, and he melts. His hips start to buck into hers, and she knows he’s about to blow. “Already? How cute.”
She fucks him even more furiously, trying to milk him dry. Okuyasu’s head goes back, tongue out. His cute eyes roll all the way back and his hips spur against hers. Keiko feels his seed fill her. It’s so warm: fresh, potent sperm right out of his body. Still thrusting, her hand goes down to her clit and rubs furiously. “This is what I’ve been needing,” she thinks as she takes in all the pleasure, on the brink of her own climax. It’s too much; the taboo-ness of it all, his warm sperm in her wanting to make an inbred baby, his face, his moans, the stretching of her pussy, and the fervent rubbing of her clit push her over the edge. Her hips shake and she can’t help but let out a few loud moans with rolling eyes.
Both are spent. Heavy breathing fills the room, both are red in the face. Keiko lazily raises her hips and his dick flops out, already getting soft. She puts her shorts back on and lays down, ready to knock out after the dick of her life. Okuyasu faces her with loving eyes. He goes to kiss her, but she stops him. “Go wipe that mess off your face,” she playfully scolds. It seems he completely forgot it was there, and he giggles with a bright smile after he wipes it with his arm. It brings a sweet smile to her face; oh, how Okuyasu’s heart flutters. They kiss, and then fall asleep. Finally, Keiko can sleep beside her brother peacefully.
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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I SAW A CROW IT CROWED AT ME AND I CROWED AT THEM AND THEY CROWED BACK GOOGLE HWO DO I BEFREIND A CROW
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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EVERYONE SHUT UP
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look i turned my dog into a nun
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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the intimacy of having someone hold something while you look up at them and lick it is divine. doesn’t matter if it’s their fingers, a toy, a cock. idc it all feels holy to me.
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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i did it i fucking got the scholarship i wanted i am SO tired i can finally stop being in wait mode for this email bye i need to like cry and eat or something b4 i can reply
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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OH SHIT I FORGOT TO BRING UP KEVIN G
i hung out with this young looking gator for a while last week and few days later kevin g brought his buddy. his buddy is huge. his buddy is probably double my height. they totally circled the creek for several hours trying to figure out if they could eat me and i was totally living it up i need y’all to realize i was the last one to leave they gave up stalking ME
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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i will live laugh love my way outta this one guys
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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yes i did wear this to work thank u very much
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got to play on a water slide too. pet a sphinx cat. met a dog taller than me. life is kind life is good ✨🍀
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panb1mbo · 2 years ago
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i want to buy an abandoned church and turn it into my house so baaaaaaad
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panb1mbo · 2 years ago
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honestly i hate academia. some educator asked scholarship applicants to discuss systemic issues and the impacts of the effects on black and brown people in their questionnaire without specifying what kind of sources they expected (super generic “i’m so woke i do no harm uwu” virtue signaling ass vibes)
so ofc i used content warnings and personal anecdotes to discuss my experiences with cops. it’s some random ass scholarship with a google doc as an application form I’m not citing jack shit unless explicitly asked. then this bitch had the audacity to tell me via email i should “watch who you share information with” because “your trauma can be used against you” and then proceeded to rant to her little twitter followers about how i trauma dumped on her and triggered her and it was SO unprofessional despite the huge ass clear ass content warning right at the beginning of my answer. baby you’re older than me, it’s not my fault you can’t acknowledge or confront your triggers enough to set boundaries to protect your energy and yet you’re out here working in a field where boundaries are a necessary form of harm reduction. but go off. hope you got your internet affirmation. fucking freak.
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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what's the etiquette on asking to pet the plugs dog?
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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i forgot humans need food n water to stay alive today and well, now i've become everyone's problem
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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unpopular opinion but i think i should be allowed to throw caution to the wind and violently break check the next bitch ass pig that rides my ass for not wanting to break the law and speed out of their way???
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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''you can't do that and skate'' oh???? u wanna watch then????
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panb1mbo · 1 year ago
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i have a headache and a dead vibrator so add heartache to the list
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