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mindmxtters · 7 months ago

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on a related note I desperately need a pre-meteor au where the team somehow are already friends and get their paws on some prescription-grade gummies and it goes just about as poorly as you can imagine

#ooc.#drug mention tw #ace: doing his best to embody that one deflated girl from that anti-drug psa #duck: (pacing) the GOVERNMENT is LYING TO US #rev: gets too body high and has to take a nap (he is me and I am him)#slam: gets rev some lemonade to help him sober up. somehow comes back w/ a whole vending machine bc he couldn't decide which one to buy.#tech: becomes possessed by the need to invent something in the middle of this basement RIGHT NOW.#the end result is a rat king of scavenged wires that will either prove ftl teleportation IS possible or set off all the fire sprinklers #lexi: I don't feel shit. :\#duck proceeds to take 3 more gummies bc he's convinced they aren't working #and then he rides out the rest of his trip firmly believing that he's going to float away into the vast emptiness of space #unless he's weighed down #everybody combines forces to pile every pillow and blanket they can find atop him and it makes him ugly cry thinking abt it later

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