#drowsy kk: 'I... I think my dick's fallen off again'

[bougiebutchbitch]

Wait wait wait

I can't imagine Kakashi's packer slipping hardly ever...it would take sonething extremely strenuous to cause that to happen. Why?

CHAKRA.

COULD HE NOT KEEP IT ATTACHED USING CHAKRA?!?? LIFE IS ONE BIG CHAKRA CONTROL EXERCISE BC HE HAS TO KEEP HIS DICK IN PLACE USING IT

slkfghlskdfhklgjsdkfgklsdfgjLAKJFHGKLSJHDFJLKGSKLFGSDFG I AM UPDATING MY HEADCANONS IMMEDIATELY

YOU ARE THE MOST ACCURATE PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE

THIS IS WHY HIS CHAKRA CONTROL IS SO ON POINT SKLFJGJSKHGSDFG

FUCK HOLDING A LEAF TO YOUR FOREHEAD, THIS DUDE GLUES HIS DICK TO HIS GROIN WITH THE POWER OF NINJA MAGIC EVERY MORNING AND KEEPS IT THERE THROUGH THE MOST EXTREME BATTLES IMAGINABLE

other considerations: he's grown way too used to doing this, so he doesn't really bother with special support underwear or a li’l harness. As a result, whenever he faints... his dick falls off