#driving courses in sector 9

[youkissedareaderinthedark]

Nothing is Easy

Synopsis: Y/n gets into a crash in Mexico, and it keeps her from finishing the 2023 season. It’s a long road of recovery, but it pays off in the end

female driver reader x F1 2023 grid

(reader is 24 in this one, and she drives for aston martin)

“And here she is now! Y/n L/n, we were just talking about you, how are you feeling about Mexico?” Martin Brundle approaches you while you’re walking through the paddock.

“Oh, hi Martin!” You greet the commentator with a smile.

“I’m feeling good, it’s nice out, there’s a lot of fans here, and the team is looking good today” You shrug.

“So, we can expect big things from Aston Martin?”

“Yeah, me and Lance and the team are all confident in the car and we’re hoping for a good finish in the points” You speak for your teammate, Lance Stroll, and the rest of the Aston Martin garage.

“Alright Y/n, thank you for talking with me and good luck on the race” He nods and places a hand on your shoulder before walking off to his next interview-ee.

All of what you said was true; you were just coming off a P6 finish at the Austin Grand Prix, it was a calm, sunny day in Mexico City, the stands were packed with eager fans, and everyone in Aston Martin had confidence in their driver lineup.

You and Lance first became teammates in 2021 when Racing Point became Aston Martin and as a part of their rebranding, they named you, the 2020 F2 World Champion, as a part of their 2021 Driver Lineup.

It took a bit for you to get used to the car, frequenting P10 and P9, but was fairly successful in 2022, getting used to taking P7 and P6. You and Lance worked together quite well, being the same age and having the same goals in Formula 1.

You felt less nerves and more anticipation as you completed your usual race day routine. It was the 20th/23rd race of the year and you’ve completed the same routine for three years, so your body is on auto pilot all morning.

A tap on your shoulder from your race engineer, Ben Michael, brings you out of your daze. “30-minute warning, Y/n. We have the get the cars out and onto the grid” The older man says to you.

You nod and pull off your headphones before replacing them with your helmet and balaclava. When you turn, you’re surprised to see your teammate mirroring you. “Good luck, we’re going to do great, yeah?” Lance sticks out his hand in a fist bump and you raise your arm to meet it.

“Yeah, of course. Good luck” You both move to get into your respective cars and wait for the signal to exit the garage.

“Alright ladies and gentlemen, we’re about thirty seconds away from light’s out now. All twenty cars are out and completing the formation lap, here’s what our top 10 of the starting grid looks like;

“Lance Stroll, P10. Y/n L/n, P9. Oscar Piastri, P8. Lando Norris, P7. George Russell, P6. Sergio Perez, P5. Lewis Hamilton, P4. Charles Leclerc, P3. Carlos Sainz, P2, and starting at pole position is Max Verstappen” David Croft commentates for the viewers.

“71 Laps ahead of us, let’s see what unfolds, it’s light’s out and away we go! Verstappen and the Ferrari’s get away with no problems. Hamilton is off, trying to get away from Perez behind him”

“Russell is scrambling away in attempt to bring a gap between him and the two McLarens. Both Aston Martin’s start flawlessly, DRS isn’t available until Sector 2, but it looks like L/n is already trying to get a bit closer to Piastri in front of her”

“Okay Y/n, once DRS is available, push to catch up to Piastri and try to overtake him. We’re looking to advance early so Lance can get some overtakes done as well” Ben becomes audible through your radio.

“Understood” You reply before refocusing on the orange car in front of you.

“Lap 4, no changes in the lineup so far, but I wouldn’t speak too soon. Y/n L/n is gaining on Oscar Pisatri in front of her. Just leaving Turn 7, she’s going down the inside, wheel to wheel as they go into Turn 8, leaving Turn 9 does she have a lead?

Yes, she does! Y/n L/n has a McLaren beat, and I don’t think she’s going to hesitate in moving onto Lando Norris”

“Lap 12, now. Verstappen is, predictably, still leading, both Ferrari’s persistent behind him. Lewis Hamilton in P4 with his teammate behind him, trying to get away from the Aston Martin’s of L/n and Stroll, both just overtook the two McLarens of Norris and Piastri”

“Lap 20 and tension is starting to rise here. Most of the race today has been between Y/n L/n and whoever is in front of her. Right now, George Russell has his foot against the gas, taking every opportunity to try to extend the gap between him and the Aston Martin”

You’re trailing Russell as you approach Turn 2. Turn 3 is the last corner before the long straight and if you want to get up into P5, you have to catch up with him before the next bend.

“Y/n, you have more pace. You are faster than Russell, push and you’ll beat him” Ben speaks. “Understood, I’m trying” You reply shortly.

“Here we go, DRS is enabled. She’s gaining on him, trying to at least go wheel-to-wheel before the long straight. L/n’s moving aside from behind Russell and going around the outside”

The front of your car is aligned with the middle of his and you move to the right to avoid contact.

“They’re almost wheel-to-wheel! L/n’s front left tire is right behind Russell’s front right tire, George is not backing away from this”

You try to move closer to finish the move and before you can shift to the right again, your front left makes contact with George’s front right tire.

“There’s some contact in the tires and Y/n is spinning! She makes contact with George Russell and spins across the track!”

You see a blur of dark green and a mess of orange pass you, probably cars swerving around your collision.

“George Russell continues fine, moving ahead. Martin, I don’t even think he’s realized what happened” Croft speaks to the man next to him while staring at the track in front of him with worry.

You’ve managed to stop your car, but you’re in the middle of the track, so just as you’re about to turn your head around to look for the perfect opportunity to set yourself right, you feel a world of pain on the left side of you.

“Esteban Ocon did not see Y/n L/n’s car in front of him! He’s hit into the side of her Aston Martin! I think he tried to swerve to avoid her, but he was going too fast!” Crofty shouts.

“Ladies and gentlemen, Esteban Ocon’s Alpine has T-boned Y/n L/n’s Aston Martin and it’s a red flag”

Your eyes are closed both in fear and pain, causing you to miss all the other cars weave around the collision in the middle of the straight. The other 18 cars were guided into the pits by the safety car, so when Esteban climbs out of his car and runs towards yours, he doesn’t have to worry about other cars on track.

Your five senses are scrambled. All you feel is the pain in your hip, the only scent you smell is fuel, and while usually the scent will remind you of your karting days, it now just clouds your brain’s attempts to figure out what the hell happened.

A metallic taste fills your mouth, and you assume you’ve bit your lip so hard in pain, it started bleeding. Your eyes are closed and all you can hear is the combination of a voice in your ears, someone shouting near you, and the buzz of the crowd around you.

You force your eyes to meet the harsh Mexican sun and the distressed frame of Esteban Ocon hovering above you. You realize the voice in your ear is Ben through your radio, and it takes you a worrying amount of time to refocus your attention on the steering wheel your hands still clutch and answer the question your race engineer has been asking non-stop.

“Yeah, I’m okay. For the most part. I think” You radio back to the Aston Martin garage. You realize that that buzzing in your ear is only half because of the crowd, and it takes a moment for the humming to calm down so that the Alpine driver is audible.

“Y/n! Can you hear me? Are you okay?” He shouts and you quickly lift your hand to meet his resting on the side of your car in hopes he will stop yelling. “I’m okay, Esteban” You shift uncomfortably.

“Actually, I think I hurt my hip. I can’t move my left leg at all”

The Frenchman looks slightly relieved. “Do you need help getting out? I can-” You interrupt quickly.

“No! Please don’t do anything, I’ll just wait for the marshals” You weren’t very good friends with Esteban, but you appreciated his care for a fellow driver.

The marshals you spoke of arrived a few minutes later in another safety car and an ambulance. You told Ben that you couldn’t move, and the medics arrived prepared to lift you out of your crash car and onto a gurney. Once the marshals assured Esteban you would be okay, he was escorted into the safety car and back into the paddock.

The radio messages in team garages were confidential, so viewers and drivers only knew your status because of David Croft’s commentary.

“After a few minutes of uncertainty, it’s clear that Y/n L/n is okay and out of her car. According to the Aston Martin race engineer, Ben Micheal, she is off to the medical center and in good hands” Crofty says with clear traces of relief in his voice.

You ride in the elevator clutching tightly onto your race suit. Now that the shock of the crash is gone, the only thing you can feel is pain in the left side of your hip. It’s a searing pain that has spread across your body, but it burns the most above your thigh.

The medics inside the ambulance do the work of pulling your race suit down your body to make your hip visible and you try your best not to wince every time a hand touches the left side of your body, but you do it so much it becomes subconscious.

You get wheeled through the medical center and into a room where two doctors immediately start working around you. You hear one talking about x-rays and having a proper ambulance being called to take you to the closest hospital once they examined your hip.

Your eyes are shut in pain, but you look up when you hear the voice of your PR officer and best friend in the paddock, Addison, asking the doctors for an update on you. “We can’t be 100% sure but from the looks of it, it might be a fractured hip” The female doctor says. Addison sighs and frows before going to your side to replace your clinched race suit with her hand.

“Are you okay?” The British woman asks. “No” You grimace “Am I going to the hospital?”

“Yeah, the ambulance is on its way, should be here in a few minutes”

You’ve never been in an ambulance before, and the underwhelming expirience does nothing to cheer you up. You enter the hospital through the ER entryway, but it doesn’t stop everyone in the waiting room from staring at a woman they find familiar.

You get x-rays done first and then a different doctor comes into your room to update you on the results about an hour later. Apparently, you have a femoral neck fracture in the left side of your hip, meaning you broke the top of your femur bone.

In order to prevent further injuries, you needed surgery as soon as possible. You’re 24, so you’re beyond eligible to deal with your own medical incidents, but that didn’t mean it was easy. Addison helped you figure it all out and within three hours, you were being wheeled into the operating room.

You were put to sleep while surgeons placed three steel screws through the top of your femur and into your pelvis. It took three hours, but it was successful; you were still in a daze once they took you for another round of x-rays.

It freaked you out a bit, seeing and knowing steel was screwed into your body but your hip didn’t hurt nearly as bad as it did before, so you count it as a plus.

While you’re sitting in your hospital bed after your surgery, your doctor and surgeon knock on your door. “Hey Y/n, how’re you feeling?” The surgeon says.

“Eh, I’m okay. The anesthesia has mostly worn off but I’m still kinda tired. My hip doesn’t hurt as bad, though”

“That’s good. So, we’ve printed out all the necessary information for taking care of your fracture in here” The surgeon holds up a packet of papers. “But I’ll give you the gist of it now” He continues.

“You’ll have to stay in the hospital until Tuesday night and because you still need to get home, but because you can’t travel normally with your fracture, you’ll need to leave in a scheduled airliner. That means that you’ll fly on a stretcher installed in the plane with a medical flight attendant looking after you”

“When you get home, you’ll have to book a follow-up appointment to follow bone healing. All the wound care and pain medication information are in here” He pauses to hold up the packet as the man next to him continues

“You’ll be able to walk and sit and lay down just fine, you’re just going to experience some pain when you do. Physical therapy is recommended, and it will take about 3 months of training to regain total range of motion and strength”

“Now, I know you are a Formula 1 driver, but for the sake of your hip, I instruct you don’t drive for six weeks at least”

In all the information he gave you, that was the one sentence that stuck out to you. Six weeks means you won’t be able to race for the rest of the season.

Shit

Addison squeezed your hand and sent you a sympathetic look. You think the two doctors said a few more things but the only thing you noticed was when they left. “I-I can’t drive?” You said in disbelief.

“Y/n, there’s only three races left, you won’t be missing much-” Your PR officer said but you interrupted.

“It’s still three races! I was doing great; I was scoring points for us and now I’m just out?”

“Y/n, maybe this is a good thing” She shrugged and picked up the packet on your night stand.

“It says that after these types of car crashes, your reaction time will be slow, and we don’t want you out there when you’re not ready”

You were about to continue your argument, but instead you just sighed and threw your head back into the pillow, grumbling, “Fine”

Your two days in the hospital were filled with answering messages and daily checkups. A lot of people had contacted you with worry, and you had a few discussions with the engineers at Aston Martin.

Expectedly, they were as frustrated as you once they heard of your condition and set up a time with your PR team to announce it. You talked to your family and friends first, ensuring you were okay and would be heading home soon.

Most drivers on the grid heard that you were going into surgery and texted to make sure you were alright, and once you replied to them, you went on social media to see what everyone was saying.

On Tuesday night, you packed up all your things and changed into the clothes Addison brought you in preparation to leave for the airport. All the excitement from the Grand Prix was gone from Mexico City, so you had no trouble navigating through the airport.

The flight was a bit strange; having to lay down the entire time and have an attendant checking up on you every hour, but you managed.

It was relieving to finally get home after an exhausting week away, and you realized you should get used to being at home. Like the doctor advised, you made a follow up appointment and scheduled physical therapy appointments to fill two months.

The doctors you met at the follow up appointment removed the staples used to close up your wound and a few days later, you were going to your first therapy appointment.

The worst part about being bed ridden was the fact you could not watch the races in person. Along with not driving, you weren’t supposed to travel for 6 weeks.

From your couch you watched Felipe Drugovich race your car in Brazil, Las Vegas, and Abu Dhabi. You watched Max win the 2023 Championship and Lance finish 9th in the driver’s standings.

As soon as you could, you were on a flight to the Aston Martin Headquarters in Silverstone and included in many meetings regarding your injury and how to advance. You spend a few days in England on the simulator and being analyzed by race engineers.

You do the same once you arrive home, and your off-season schedule becomes fairly structured. You wake up, do the most amount physical training you can with your fitness trainer, go to physical therapy, race on your simulator, and go to sleep to do it all again tomorrow.

You travel to the Aston Martin headquarters a few more times but you don’t see anybody outside of your team until the pre-season testing session in February. You’re walking, without any pain, to the Aston Martin garage with Addison by your side when you feel two hands on your shoulder.

“Y/n!” A French voice exclaims. “Hey Esteban!” You turn to find the Alpine driver grinning. Since your crash, Esteban has checked in regularly asking about health updates and it became the beginning of a friendship between you two.

“It is so nice to see you in the paddock again. You are feeling better, yes?” He brings you into a hug as you walk together.

“Yeah, I’m feeling a lot better. I finished physical therapy last month and I was cleared to drive a few weeks ago”

“That’s great, I’m so happy you’re okay. I will see you later, Y/n” Your friend bids you goodbye and turns to walk to his own garage.

“You say hello to Esteban and not me?”

A voice comes from behind you, and you wheel around to see your teammate. “Hi Lance” You bring your teammate into a hug with a smile.

You’ve seen Lance a few times at Aston Martin HQ and it’s common for you two to train on your simulators at home together.

“How’s your hip, metal man?” He teases as you laugh. “It’s steel, actually, and it’s okay. Doesn’t really hurt anymore” You nod.

“Good. Be careful today, I want my actual teammate with me this year” Felipe adjusted well to your car and sudden promotion, but your contract was solid, and the Brazilian remains as your reserve driver.

“Don’t worry, I will be. See you later, Lance” You waved as he said goodbye and you both entered your garage then to your drivers' rooms.

The testing session proved to be successful, as both Aston Martin’s traded taking fastest laps. Both of the new cars had several upgrades done on them over the winter break and you’re glad to see they’ve paid off.

Pre-season testing is fairly low-key, so after finishing your run, there was no media for you to complete and you were free to go back to your hotel to prepare for tomorrow.

Both green cars performed strongly on Friday and Saturday, and you left Sakhir Track confident.

“Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the first race of 2024. After a few months of winter break and three days of pre-season testing, we have all twenty drivers in their new cars, 30 seconds away from lights out.”

“And, for the first time since Mexico 2023, Y/n L/n rejoins the grid after a hip fracture. She’s healed splendidly after her surgery in the beginning of November and with the Aston Martin’s looking fast, she’s expected to do well here in Bahrain” Martin Brundle introduces today’s race.

“Here’s our top 10 on the grid today; Max Verstappen, P1. Charles Leclerc, P2. Sergio Perez, P3. Y/n L/n, P4. Carlos Sainz, P5, Lewis Hamilton, P6. Lance Stroll, P7. George Russel, P8. Lando Norris, P9. Pierre Gasly, P10. It’s going to be an interesting race, the light’s come on, and its light’s out and away we go!”

You’ve waited five months to get back in your car and you’re not about to waste the opportunity. Instead, you win.

“1st race of the year, her first race in five months, her first race win, Y/n L/n goes P1! She went through a Ferrari and two Red Bull’s, and now she goes through the checkered flag first!”

And you win again.

“For the second time, Y/n L/n wins the Grand Prix! She started P5 and worked her way up to P1! What a battle between her and Verstappen! Ladies and gentlemen, we’re only in Saudi Arabia, but it’s safe to safe I would follow those two cars wherever Formula 1 takes them if we get more races like that!”

And again.

“She does it in Miami! As her fourth race win, Y/n L/n beats Max Verstappen to the checkered flag with her teammate behind her in P3!”

And again.

“Martin, I can’t believe it. Y/n L/n wins her fifth Grand Prix in Monaco! It’s only the 8th race of 2024 but we are looking into a very exciting racing season ahead of us”

“So, Y/n” A reporter asks you during a press conference in June. “Max has won six races” She gestures to the Red Bull driver next to you. “And you’ve won five, looking to make it six this weekend in Austria. Is it safe to say that it’s going to be between you two for the 2024 Driver’s Championship?”

“Well, I mean it’s never good to speak too early, but we’ve both been looking promising this year and according to our stats, that’s where we’re headed”

“It’s Max Verstappen’s home race here in the Netherlands, but it’s not going to be easy to win. Y/n L/n has been right on his tail all race, her teammate Lance Stroll behind her in his own fight with the other Red Bull. My, if you asked me if this year’s rivalry would be between Aston Martin and Red Bull, I would not have believed you”

“And it’s the first 1-2 for Aston Martin! Lance Stroll goes P1 with his teammate right behind him! Great day in Singapore for the Canadian, outstanding day for everyone wearing green!”

“We are back in Mexico today, the very race she crashed at last year, but if she’s nervous she doesn’t show it. It’s Y/n L/n for her 9th win in Formula 1 and in the 2023 season! Verstappen in P2, Stroll takes P3, Perez, P4, and Sainz, P5”

“In the November air, Daniel Ricciardo goes P1 in Las Vegas after Max Verstappen and Y/n L/n collided and retired! An amazing day for the Australian, a frustrating one for the Red Bull and Aston Martin drivers”

“After Verstappen took his ninth win in Quatar, he and L/n are now tied with wins and very close in points for the Driver’s Championship. Max starts P1 today in Abu Dhabi, and if Y/n can get in front of him, Formula 1 will have its first female World Champion”

You’ve come way too far to lose like this. It’s been probably the most stressful season you’ve driven in ever, there’s no way you’re going to lose after it all.

“Y/n, relax” Your teammate places his hands on your shoulders.

“You’re going to do great. You’re going P1, trust me. You don’t need it but good luck, we’re all rooting for you” Lance sends you a smile and you’re struck with gratitude for your teammate.

“Thanks Lance, you’re going to do great too”You hug your friend before pulling your balaclava and helmet on.

“It’s an anxious day in Abu Dhabi, this race could go either way, it’s lights out and away we go!”

You remember Daniel comparing the 2021 Abu Dhabi race to a flip of a coin, and you think history has repeated itself. All 58 laps, you and Max take turns overtaking each other.

This time, it’s not just Sergio playing a team’s game; Lance helps in whatever way he can, whether it’s taking your spot when you’re in the pitlane or defending against Max so you can pass him.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after the most exciting season yet, Y/n L/n overtakes Max Verstappen and becomes the world champion! It took a long road of recovery, but the reward is sweet! L/n takes the checkered flag first and the arena is booming with noise! The coin has landed on her side today, and she accepts it happily”

The Aston Martin Garage is just as happy as you are, bringing you into hugs and jumping up and down, grins never leaving their faces. Lance joins you on the podium in P3 and you two soak each other in champagne. You shake Max’s hand politely but continue to beam as you wrap your home country’s flag around your shoulders and wave at the crowd.

With steel screwed into your hip, you stand on the podium with your trophy held above your head, looking down at everyone who has waited for this moment as long as you have.

[novantinuum]

Fandom: Steven Universe Rating: Teen Audiences (CW: Description of attempted suicide) Words: 5.4K~ Summary: There’s more to this story, Lars can feel it brimming in his very bones. He can feel it squirming around in the tangled coils of his guts, a primal, virulent rot that threatens to consume him from the inside out. Something is off with Steven, something is distinctly wrong. And oh, does he hate being right. - When an unexpected visitor tumbles through the magic portal in his hair long after hours, breathless and bright pink, Lars must amass the courage to weather one of the most difficult conversations of his life.

Hey folks- this is a really heavy one, but it's a story I've been sitting on in my WIPs for a good four years and am very happy to finally set loose. A lot of personal experience has been poured into this particular fic, and I hope you enjoy.

Please take care and mind the content warning given above. If you're curious on what else this story entails, you can click through to see the AO3 tags as well. Love y'all!

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Advocate

The Sun Incinerator’s bridge is unusually quiet tonight, with almost everyone spending the evening in their quarters. As such, the only sounds greeting Lars’ ears right now are the dull buzz of their FTL-drive and the gentle chimes of one of the ship’s secondary consoles in the back. (Padparadscha’s making some adjustments to the mainframe parameters, hoping to secure them more malleable control over each system’s energy output.) It makes for a rather meditative scene… focusing on these lulling, almost formulaic bits of white noise as he peers through the glass and watches entire stars and solar systems zip by as nothing but razor thin tendrils of light, the very fabric of space warping and folding around their ship in a myriad of hypnotizing colors. Content to simply be in this peaceful silence, he stretches back in his captain’s chair, allowing a wide smile to rejuvenate his countenance. There’s genuinely nothing more relaxing in all the universe than this.

Though, as he begins to muse upon today’s chaotic ventures of choice, it occurs to him that he hasn’t logged anything down for a good few cycles. And that really, really needs to change, he thinks. Keeping thorough audio records of their whereabouts and activities could prove useful if they get into any more legal scrapes with disgruntled Gems. Plus, it’s great for personal posterity— for when he and the fam want to kick back with some mixers and reminisce about old times.

He activates the mic embedded in the armrest of his seat with a single tap, and clears his throat.

“Logging… stardate one-three zero-five twenty eighteen,“ he begins, rhythmically tapping his fingers against the cool metal. “Or, uh… however that’s supposed to work,” he tags on with a bemused mumble, his nose wrinkling in personal annoyance as he realizes he might have completely jumbled the date format again. At this point, half of his logs are month first, then date, and the other half are date then month. Ugh, what a mess. Perhaps one day he’ll standardize the captain’s logging procedure, but that future is definitely not now. 

And knowing him, it’s probably not gonna be tomorrow, either.

He’s unable to help his exhausted yawn as he kicks back and unwinds, throwing his legs over the side of the armrest as he pushes ahead with his recounting of the last few hours.

“Today’s travels once again had us come face-to-face with our favorite frenemy Emerald, who claimed that her latest star cruiser had the booster technology to easily outperform all other Era 3 ships and challenged us to a race across the Stellaris Astroid Field in sector 9. We won, of course,” he says with a smug lilt to his voice. “The Rutiles’ savvy piloting saw to that, as well as Fluorite’s last-minute engine modifications. I think we hit like… a record cruising speed?” He presses his lips into a thin line and turns his head towards his friend working at the rear of the main deck. “Hey Pady? D’ya happen to remember what our top velocity came to during the final stretch of that race?”

She pauses in her self-appointed duty and hums in careful thought, sorting back through her eidetic knowledge of the recent past like it’s nothing but child’s play. “I believe… 181 klicks per second, nearing the speed of light.”

“And that was like… a record, yeah?” he asks, a sudden hair-raising twinge of… well, something settling deep at the pit of his chest. He ignores it for now. Such phantom pangs aren’t uncommon these days. He’s not exactly sure what causes it yet, and chalks it up to more ‘pink zombie’ weirdness.

“For our craft, yes,” she nods. “For all Gemkind, no. I was curious, as well. As far as I’ve read from Homeworld’s databases, the current non-FTL cruising record is 186.1 klicks per second.” 

Lars can’t help the scoffing chuckle that bubbles within his throat. “Ugh. Good grief, that’s basically light speed as it is. Like, leave some room for competition for the rest of us, yeah?”

Padparadscha gives a faint snicker of agreement as she turns her focus back to the ship’s mainframe interface. Right, right… she’s got work to get done. Which really reminds him, he needs to get back to his point too, or else this log’s gonna be stuffed with nothing but meaningless chit-chatter and asides. He sighs, leaning his cheek against the seat’s edge again.

“But in any case,” he continues into the mic, “our latest victory over Emerald seems to ha—”

With zero warning whatsoever that hollow pang at his core intensifies, its thrall pulsing louder and louder until it’s a thunderous cascade of static rippling through his very veins. He hisses in alarm, jamming his hands over his ears out of pure bodily instinct. This doesn’t help, of course— as this cacophonous feeling (not a sound, not some external input he can mute or modulate, but a feeling—) seems to be emanating from within, from a place all but intangible to the physical realm, from— 

He spies that oh-so-familiar glow emanating from the fringe of his hair just a split second before his surprise visitor tumbles through and throws off his center of balance, unceremoniously toppling both of them to the floor in a ridiculous tangle of limbs. 

Lars’ exhales become laborious as he extracts himself from under the teen and clambers back up to his knees, heart pounding with more fervent intensity than it has since he up and died a few years back.

And right on cue, about fifteen seconds too late:

“Captain Lars, Steven is about to cross through the portal in your head!”

“Yeah, I noticed, thanks,” he snaps in the shock of it all, feeling guilty for this snide remark the second it passes through his lips. (Because Padparadscha can’t help her compulsive ‘predictions.’ He knows this. Everyone knows this. He’ll have to find time to pull her aside and apologize.)

But not now.

Not yet.

Because the alarm bells rung by Pady’s next comment are enough to slap him right out of his brooding contemplation and back to the troubling here-and-now.

“I also predict that Steven won’t be in a very sound state of mind when he arrives,” she says, a noticeable tension building in her tone.

His eyes blow wide as he shifts his full attention to his friend, clad in a pair of sweatpants and a thin sleep shirt.

Steven is… oh, geeze. It seems Steven can’t even manage coherent speech right now. His cheeks are blotchy and raw with recent tears. He’s doubled over on the floor with one hand clutching at his center as he heaves for breath, glowing bright ass pink and looking halfway to hyperventilating. One thing’s for sure: it’s really, really hard to watch. His own chest growing insufferably tight in sympathy, Lars leaps to action, unwilling to let the poor guy wallow in the thickets of whatever the hell this breakdown is about any longer than he has to.

“H-hey…” he begins, edging towards him with the same slow deliberateness he always has to use with the rescue dog his parents recently adopted. And like, yeah— a part of him feels really rude for comparing his own friend to a skittish, fretful animal— but it’s a comparison that seems all the more apt the longer he drinks in the realities of this situation.

Because just like ol’ Maru, Steven is jumpy, horrifically on-edge, and ready to bolt at a moment’s notice. 

Lars frowns, considering what few options he has.

Realizing his friend’s not likely to calm down very well so out in the open like this, he turns towards his fellow Off-Color. 

“Pady, I’m taking him to my quarters. Can you let the others know, and uh… tell them not to disturb us for a while?”

“Yes, right away,” she chimes, hopping off her seat.

“Thank you,” he breathes, expression softening. “I mean it. And sorry about— well, I’ll talk with you later, all right?”

Her mouth falling into a perfectly neutral line (even if she’s incapable of reading the future, he’s sure she’s intensely aware of what he wishes to speak to her about from mere context clues alone), the Gem serves him a solid nod of acceptance and spins on her heels, striding down the hall with a level of confidence he envies. The bridge’s door slides shut after her, leaving him and his glowing, pink hued guest entirely alone.

Alone, and incredibly, incredibly vulnerable, like a live wire flailing about atop a damaged Earth power line.

(The last thing anyone on this ship needs is him having one of his infamous explosive episodes here and compromising the bridge’s airlock system. Which is why his quarters— below deck and fully enclosed— is a far more ideal locale for them right now.)

“O-okay, Steven,” he says, holding out his arm in aid as the teen struggles to clamber back to his feet. “Let’s go somewhere private to cool down, yeah?”

~~

A few minutes later, Lars has Steven situated on the one plush sofa he keeps in his quarters. Since he no longer possess any biological need for sleep and thus doesn’t keep a bed, his room on the ship is pretty sparse— just a desk for journaling or gaming and some shelves with a number of sentimental knick-knacks he brought with him from Earth— but he did find it important to keep a couch. Even if he doesn’t need to sleep, curling up for a quick hour of shut-eye still feels quite rejuvenating sometimes. Plus, it’s handy to have whenever he hosts visitors. Like now. 

Lars sits himself down right next to the distressed teen. He’s still flushed bright pink, but has regained a fair bit of emotional stability compared to how he was right after tumbling out of the magic space portal in his hair. It might take a while until the glow fades away entirely, but it’s progress, at least. 

He sighs, rapping his fingertips against his jeans as he gives his friend some time in silence to cool down. The last thing the guy needs right now is for him to wave half a dozen questions in his face. He’ll talk when he’s ready. Or, hell, maybe not at all. That’s okay, too. Maybe he just wanted a place to have a quick little freak-out away from his family or girlfriend. Who’s he to judge? Sometimes a man’s just gotta be alone for a while. 

Of course, he muses, if Steven really wanted to be alone, then he wouldn’t have crossed through Lion’s mane over to him, now would he? So this visit can’t only be due to a desire for solitude. Steven sought out him— specifically him— for a reason.

That churning, hollow pang at his core radiates even stronger, pulsing at the same interval as the dull tick of the clock he has hanging up on his wall, the one he keeps set to Earth EST as an everlasting reminder of his humble human roots and all the people who care about him back home.

Finally— some ten or so minutes later— the seventeen-year-old stops glowing, that unnatural, otherworldly pallor fading into obscurity. The kid (sorry, but Steven will always be a ‘kid’ to him at this point, don’t matter his age) deflates in exhaustion, cupping his face in his hands.

Now a little more confident that his expressions of concern won’t rile him up to destructive levels of stress, Lars makes a gentle inquiry as to what brought him here. 

“‘Course, you don’t have to say anything if you don’t want to,” he tacks on quickly when he sees Steven’s expression widen with an almost grief-stricken apprehension, “but since I’m here an’ all, I figured…”

His guest sucks in a deep, shaky bout of air.

“N-no, I wanna talk,” he says, voice painfully hoarse. “I came here to talk, but I— it’s just so, so much, I-I’m—”

Lars’ eyes soften. “Dude, it’s okay. Take your time.”

And take his time he does. Another minute or so passes whilst Steven continues to reel himself in on the emotional side of things, breathing slow and heavy as he levels a dead-eyed stare at the blank section of wall flanking the doorway and his desk.

“Connie and I had a fight,” he begins eventually, his tone streaked with embarrassment. “Over the phone.”

Lars’ brow shoots up. Huh. All right. This is absolutely not the opener he expected.

“Really? You two fight? About what?”

“It doesn’t even matter anymore. It was nothing,” Steven mutters, clenching and unclenching his fists against the soft fabric of his pajama pants in a markedly uneven rhythm. “Just me being an idiot, as per usual. I’m sure we’ll make up over it tomorrow. But the problem is that we hung up mad. And when I’m mad about something, it just… makes me mad at myself. A-and then it’s like—” anxious, clawing hands migrate to his head, gripping at his hair— “w-when I’m mad at myself I just spiral? And it’s so, so scary how fast that can happen.”

Ever so slight, his lip presses into a tense frown as he listens. He doesn’t interject, not yet. Steven’s not finished with his disclosure— there’s more to this story, he can feel it brimming in his very bones. He can feel it squirming around in the tangled coils of his guts, a primal, virulent rot that threatens to consume him from the inside out. Something is off with him, something is distinctly wrong.

And oh, does he hate being right.

“I just… couldn’t stop thinking about it,” Steven admits.

The aching hollowness etched into the contours of his friend’s face intensifies, if that’s even possible.

Lars swallows.

“It?”

“—about killing myself,” he rasps, “and finally being done with all this.”

…

So, he’s not gonna lie.

While— much like himself— Steven’s never been the sort of person to prefer wearing his most turbulent emotions on his sleeve, he’s long suspected something like this was going on with him.

He suspected (because he’s been right there in those trenches himself), but he never said anything. 

He never mentioned these worries to any of his guardians.

And he never asked.

‘Cause like, how could he, right?? What a horrible, triggering inquiry that would be. ‘Hey Steven, hah, so random question— you don’t happen to casually fantasize about your own death or anything sometimes, do you?’ Fucking hell, what an asshole he’d make. What a disgusting, disgusting breech of boundaries. He always hated it when his parents violated his trust by butting into his own personal business unprompted, so how could he ever turn right around and do that to Steven? To one of his most cherished friends in the whole galaxy? To the guy who— despite years and years of putting up with all his toxic bullshit and daring to see the good in him anyways— literally brought him back to life?

Thus, with him never volunteering any information himself, all that was left for Lars to do was watch. 

To watch, and to listen where he can.

But still.

He’s not gonna lie.

Even if he always kinda suspected, even if so many of their interactions this past year only acted as fuel for all his constant, silent worries, hearing the kid actually say those words hurts like a bitch.

…

“Steven…” he utters with widened eyes, extending his hand.

To no avail, though.

“And that’s stupid, right??” the teen blurts out with a broad sweep of his arms, either ignoring or plain not noticing his offer of comfort as he rants onwards, his demeanor growing more and more unstable with each and every syllable. “That’s just… stupid! Normal people don’t think like that! Normal people don’t make mistakes and instantly leap to the worst possible punishment and spin that little thought around, and around, and around in your head until you’ve considered a thousand different scenarios that all end the same way.”

He pauses for breath, his chest heaving in and out— probably amidst the exertion of being so damn honest for once. Lars doesn’t even make a sound within this brief span of quiet. A part of him is a little terrified at what else might spill out of his friend’s mouth now that the cork of his anxieties has thoroughly been popped off, but he’s even more terrified at the thought of derailing him, of unintentionally stopping these truths from ever being spoken.

“And it’d be so easy, too,” Steven says, his once manic tone dropping a little lower, into something that’s worryingly more akin to numb acceptance. “I already know exactly how I’d do it! All I’d have to do is smash my gem so I don’t heal, and slit my wrists, and let myself just—” his voice cracks— “drift away, b-but—”

Lars’ brow hardens with a sudden rush of understanding as the trajectory of the teen’s sentence trails on off. “But something’s… holding you back?”

He nods, swallowing so hard that he can see the resultant lump move along the center line of his throat.

“The problem is,” he says, voice raw and vulnerable, “I’ve already seen how my family would respond to that. To… to me trying to kill myself. When I turned into that monster, I— I don’t actually remember much about it, but what I do remember is that the last thought I had before I changed was eerily similar to what I’m feeling now.”

Momentary lull. He’s rotating a thought in his head with the same intensity of a set of steam engine gears grinding against each other, that much is obvious.

“I think… for me,” he continues with marked hesitation, “corruption was a form of suicide. Which means—” he grinds his fingers into the soft fabric of his pajama bottoms as if seeking out an anchor, any anchor at all— “I already know what that would do to them. And I hate that I do, b-because… ‘cause I’m just so tired. Of all of this. I just want everything to stop. I want to stop.” 

Lars can’t help but wince as he listens to the developing theme of this admission, to how each and every new word his friend weaves into existence falls into such dissonant harmony with the gloomy, directionless version of himself he’s worked so hard to let rest in the past. Hell, he might as well be looking straight into some weird, warped mirror of his own teenage years. His lungs seize tight upon this revelation. Instinctively, he extends his hand towards the guy’s shoulder, sobered by the understanding that he’s possibly the sole person in this entire quadrant who’s capable of conveying even an ounce of sympathy or comfort for what he’s battling through right now.

“Hey, man. It’s okay. It’s over, now, you’re here with me. Those are just thoughts, y’know?”

Steven shakes his head, the motion swift and drenched with the dread of all his unaddressed self-loathing.

“But they’re not, though…”

“Wait, what are you even—?”

“Because… this time I almost carried through with it.”

His expression crumples upon the advent of this spoken revelation.

Fuck, he thinks, wishing with every last brittle nerve in his body that this conversation didn’t just swerve in the exact godawful direction he always feared it might. What the actual fuck.

He is so not equipped for this. 

With literally nothing else in his arsenal but the drive to bite his lip and listen, Lars motions for him to continue.

Sniffling, the teen backs his story up to provide what little context he feels comfortable with sharing. 

“After Connie and I’s fight… well, my dreams were really, really bad. So I woke up. Alone. And I started spiraling real bad again, an’… and then before I could even process what was happening, I—”

Sweet stars, is the poor guy trembling as he struggles to push this admission out. With a brief waver of hesitation (‘cause in normal circumstances, he’s not huge on all this touchy-feely stuff), he reaches over, angling to rest one of his hands over Steven’s.

“I had the knife in my hand,” he says. “And a pestle from the kitchen, to smash my gem. B-but I just… I just couldn’t do it! I’m just a coward, Lars! A stupid fucking coward who can’t even—”

He doesn’t utter a single syllable. 

He doesn’t even think. (How could he, in such fraught circumstances?) 

Limbs trembling in an outright terrifying cascade of adrenaline he hasn’t experienced since the day he finally found something worth existing for, Lars surges forward to wrap him into what’s gotta be the tightest, most sincere hug he’s given in his whole twenty-one years of life.

And thankfully, such an impulsive interjection is all it takes.

The walls his friend’s erected around himself this past season topples like wayward dominos. They smash against the ground, crumbling into vulnerable, vulnerable fragments. 

Steven sobs into his shoulder with a raw, shattered fervency that stretches leagues beyond any outpour of emotion he’s ever witnessed from another living person. It’s messy. It’s visceral. And in the precise context of this intensely specific turn of events, it’s a damn cathartic relief… because when it comes to training your brain out of a deep-rooted death wish, feeling anything— literally anything at all— is step number fucking one.

“I wanted to die so badly,” the teen warbles, his ugly mixture of snot and tears staining his shirt all the while. “B-but… I’m just such a worthless, pathetic failure that I can’t even do that right!”

He can’t help but cringe at this admission, but resolves to remain silent, not wanting a gentle pushback to such brutal self-loathing to spook Steven away from showing any shred of vulnerability whatsoever. He’s been there plenty of times himself. After all, when a person who’s caught in such a void of hopelessness and despair makes a last ditch appeal for help, they’re usually not looking to be told ‘everything will get better in time, you’ll see’ or ‘don’t be so hard on yourself, you’re not a worthless failure at all,’ or whatever other empty attempt at reassurance someone who doesn’t have such intimate experience with depression and suicidal ideation as he does might come up with. In many cases, such people are simply vying for their bleakest, most private feelings to actually be heard for once in their lives. 

The moment’s sanctity unhindered, the boy continues to cry against his shoulder for a good long stretch of time. Lars barely even breathes as he sits perched at the very edge of that couch, consigned to nothing but a statue as he holds him within what’s gotta be a record for the galaxy’s most awkward and stiff embrace ever shared.

A miniature eternity passes within this space before those sobs finally begin to lighten up.

“‘M sorry,” Steven mumbles through a face full of snot, pulling away from his offered comfort as a flicker of shame wrests control of his features. 

Lars shakes his head in a vehement refusal of the habitual guilt spiral he’s sure the guy’s a split second from slipping right into. “Dude, don’t be. Stars, I— I’m just glad you came over to me, okay?”

Then, swallowing… and doing his upmost best to consider the most respectful way to broach such a sensitive topic, he continues:

“I… I don’t mean to pry, but… are you… taking anything for this?”

Steven’s glassy expression scrunches into a configuration that screams nothing but blank confusion. “What?”

“Like… medication, or—?”

A bright understanding dawns within his gaze like the glow from a passing star system, before immediately collapsing inwards into a bitter, shadowed singularity. 

“No… no,” he protests, gesticulating all the while, “I keep telling everyone— my therapist, my dad, the Gems— I don’t wanna take any medicine! I’m not sick, I’m not, I don’t need drugs in my brain, I just— I just need to stop acting like this, just need to do better, to be better, I-I need—”

“Steven, no offense, but it’s called mental illness for a reason,” Lars says in the most deadpan tone he can muster, crossing his arms as he leans back upon the plush of the couch cushion. “Your brain is ill. That’s literally what this is. If you had the flu, you’d be taking flu medicine to help yourself get over it, right?”

“I’ve never had the flu,” he says in miserable contradiction.

“Yeah, well— come on, man, just work with me here,” he half-snaps, throwing a hand up for emphasis. “You agree that someone who is ill deserves medicine to feel better, right?”

The teen merely shrugs, his features growing cold and sullen. And good golly does he super want to smack all this noncommittal, self-sabotaging bullshit out of his stupid fucking system right this instant— because it reminds him so damn much of himself, and he hates that it does— but… aughhh. He’s gotta be more mature than that, doesn’t he?

As the older of the pair, he’s gotta be the role model here. 

“Then, don’t you think you might benefit from the same thing?” he presses.

Steven responds in the negative, swiveling his head from side to side. “I don’t know how it’d interact with… well—” 

He flashes a sharp gesture towards himself. More specifically, towards his very center, where his gem sits. Lars has no need to live inside his thoughts to pick up on the tricky little issue he’s hinting at here… he’s worried about how human medications would interact with the complexities of part-Gem physiology. And to be fair, it’s a reasonable concern to have.

But then again…

“That’s how it is with humans, too,” he shrugs. “It takes some people a lot of trial and error to find a drug and dosage that works for them. For once, you wouldn’t be any more an unusual case than anyone else. Do what you want, but—” deep inhale— “if it were me, I’d really consider talking with a psychiatrist about this.”

The teen issues a dull huff through his nose. It’s the sort of response that makes it clear he reluctantly agrees with Lars’ logic, but should he actually follow his advice— and stars, he hopes he does— won’t be doing so with a willing heart. That’s fine, though. Sometimes, being the most supportive friend one can be means that the other party won’t always like what you have to say. He knows this from intense personal experience… from being the person on the other side of this kind of conflict. Sadie was never afraid of serving him the tough love and cutting perspective he needed when he opened up to her about his own experience with suicidal ideation, and he’s forever grateful for that. Thus, the least he can do now is try to be that kind of advocate for Steven, too.

Which brings him to the next vital topic rattling within his brain.

“Oh, and one other thing,” Lars says, folding his hands in his lap and looking him directly in the eye. “This is important, so please be honest with me. Have you told anyone else you’ve been struggling with these kinds of thoughts?”

“Not really,” he mumbles, his own gaze slipping aside amidst the turbulent throes of his clear shame. “I just… I wanted to deal with this myself. I don’t want them to be disappointed. They all think I’m doing so well these days, but then—”

“Steven.”

There’s no acknowledgement of his call, at first. He’s just too damn tangled within his own thoughts— expression glazed over and restless fingertips drumming in an endless thrall against his thigh.

“Steven, come on. Look at me,” he implores, interrupting his manic fidgeting with the reassuring solidity of a hand over his. “Please. Promise me, when you go back through my head, you’ll call someone else— anyone else— and tell them. Tell them, and then have them contact me. I want to hear you promise.”

“Lars…”

“Promise me,” he repeats with an even stronger fervency, his normally sluggish heartbeat surging halfway to its old full-strength status quo. “Listen, I don’t want to invade your privacy any more than you want me to, but if you don’t do this by the end of tomorrow… if that very clock—” he jabs a finger towards the so-mentioned object hanging upon his wall— “hits midnight and I don’t hear anything from your family… then I’m calling your father and telling him myself.”

Steven’s expression twists with a sharp jolt of dismay, his mouth falling ajar. Lars cuts off any pending protests with a swift flash of his hand and continues undeterred.

“I’m not joking. I’m like, a billion light years in space, man. You need someone closer to home in your corner, too.”

Unable to ignore the hard hitting truth of this statement, his friend finally acquiesces to his request, his shoulders slumping inwards.   

“Fine,” he mumbles, folding his arms to his chest. “I promise I’ll tell Dad.”

“Thank you,” he breathes in sheer spine tingling relief. And by golly, does he uber mean it. 

Because holy shit, have the past fifteen or so minutes of conversation been an absolute stress-soaked ordeal. He doesn’t know if he’s ever felt so emotionally exhausted in his whole ass existence.

“In the morning, though,” Steven adds. “I—” the kid heaves a long, exhausted sigh— “I really don’t think either of us are prepared for that kind of conversation this late.”

“Absolutely fair enough.”

His friend sniffles a little, gaze averting once more. “Can I— can I stay here, for tonight? I really, really don’t want to be alone right now.”

“Of course,” he nods. In his mind, Steven’s request was never a matter up for debate. “Always. I’ll… I’ll go get some blankets.”

Hooking his thumbs into the pockets of his jeans, Lars pushes himself off the couch and slowly shuffles his way to the door. (The storage closet he keeps all his extra personal elements in is a short distance down the hall, past Rhody and Padparadscha’s shared room.) He keeps his expression as blank as he can muster… at least until he’s moved well out of both visual and auditory range. And then… once he’s absolutely positive that Steven can’t overhear… all that built-up worry and emotional strain simply overflows.

He’s not outright crying— not in the way that others might— but damn if he’s not real close to it.

Lars’ whole body shudders with a burst of delayed grief as he braces himself upon the closet door. He clamps a hand over his mouth, stifling the impact of the shaky exhale that spills from his lips otherwise unhindered. Just… fuck. What the fuck. All of this feels like a horrible nightmare. When the hell did things get so bad for him? Who let things get this bad? Is he at fault—? Like, geeze— he always knew something felt awry with the kid (and that’s half the issue, isn’t it? He’s not just a sweet little kid with simple lil’ problems anymore, and in many ways he never was), but should he have said something? Confronted him about it? Told his guardians about his concerns, privacy be damned? 

He grits his teeth as he muddles over all the infinite complexities of this problem.

Ugh.

What if, what if, what if.

It’s all useless conjecture.

The bottom line is, Steven doesn’t deserve any of this. Not then, not now, not ever. He shouldn’t have to be dealing with any of these horrid, horrid thoughts. Stars, if anything had happened to him— if he actually did follow through with his plan, then—

Lars drops his head against the door panel, doing everything within his power to will the thought to evaporate from his mind.

No.

No…

He doesn’t even want to consider that possibility. Steven’s like a brother to him at this point. It’s not gonna happen. Not now, not ever. Not on his watch.

He’s not sure how yet, but he’ll make damn sure of it.

…

Once he’s cooled himself down, Lars returns to his quarters with a couple of blankets in hand.

Upon passing through the doorframe, he’s met with a somewhat reassuring sight: Steven already sound asleep on his ratty old couch, curled up against the armrest and snoring softly. Heh. He sure doesn’t blame him for tuckering out so soon. Poor guy must’ve been exhausted after such a rigorous emotional outpouring. Moving with calm intent so as not to disturb him, he quickly lays the blankets across his slumbering form before retreating to the far wall to keep watch for the night. He stretches back against the metallic panel, inhaling as deep as he can muster to erase the quavering tension staining his countenance.

Standing vigil over a soul in need… just in case.

[trashgremlendoesart]

So my dad is somewhat of a computer wiz and I asked him about some of the tech stuff in the magnus protocol

my dads says..

"I was involved in a rollout of about 1,000 NT4 workstations over four campuses back in the day (mid to late 90s)

Our machines started at Pentium 120 with 32Meg of RAM and 1.2G hard drive in a mini tower case. Apart from the drive bays in the case front for 3 1/2 floppy disk drives and CD ROM drives they don't look all that different to a small gaming pc today.

The mice still have balls though, the keyboard have big 5 pin DIN plugs but otherwise are just as dishwasher safe as modern ones.

If connected to a network you are very likely to find its Novel Netware 4.1. The networking will look like a thin black cable strung from machine to machine with a little silver T shaped connector on the back of each one, apart from the first and the last they have 'terminators'.

You probably won't be connected to the internet yet, there is probably no TCP/IP on your LAN at all, only Novel IPX. The ZenWorks NT4 workstation management tools from Novel are sublime, it take Microsoft quite a while to copy them.

If you are in our publishing class we will be teaching you Photoshop, Illustrator and Quark Express. If you are in our business course we will be teaching you Office 97 with that bloody paperclip. We will also be teaching you Groupwise, Microsoft haven't copied that off Novel yet so there isn't any Exchange.

If you have email its probably Pegasus, maybe early Eudora. Its unlikely you can email out of the organisation you are in. Internet connected mail is still to come, mind you so is any interoperability between mail systems. You expect attachments to work?

We still taught some things on Windows 3.1 so our machines all boot from the Lan initially to fetch the boot menu. You can choose Windows 3.1, NT4, in some classrooms Win98, or you can re-image you machine if its broken. Thats all done in assembler in the boot sector on the network boot disk image, theres no PXE yet.

Internet arrives one day in the form of a product called "Instant internet", it will share its single built in 36Kb dial up modem with a whole classroom of only IPX connected NT4 workstations if you install the Winsock32.dll file that it comes with.

You are probably looking for Mosaic or early Netscape if you want a web browser, Altavista is likely your search engine.

Better things are coming though soon we have a whole 128K ISDN service to share with about 10 classrooms, we have TCP/IP on the LAN now. Your classroom is still going to have to book when it wants internet access though, as that's still woefully inadequate.

I think the Macs are System 8 or 9 they have not made the jump to the unix kernel of OS X yet, they keep my colleague busy, she seems to be reinstalling the System folders on them on a daily basis.

One day you find I have changed the default home page for all the machines to Google Beta.

My job is done, the world as we know it has been ushered in."

Dad worked In TAFE (only Australians will get that lol) for a few years as well as other tertiary education providers.

This is probably not going to be very relevant for anyone but I figured having some sort of info available could be helpful for other people's writing, fanfic or whatever.

Feel free to send asks for any clarification or further info

[seat-safety-switch]

Back in high school, we’d go by the abandoned mini-putt out on the city limits and look up at the stars. They didn’t have security, or at least that security didn’t care enough to ever come out of their little Chevy Celebrity and chase us off the premises. There was just enough light from the highway that it was eerie, but presented no elevated risk of tripping hazards. We used to talk about how cool it will be soon when we get to go to space, to other worlds.

Now, it is a long, long time later. Some of the kids I used to go to that miniature-scaled golf course with have moved away. In fact, virtually all of them have. I stuck it out, mostly because I wasn’t convinced my car at the time was reliable enough to leave the city in search of better employment. And that loyalty to the city has allowed me to reap the benefits: worse road conditions, harder-to-find parking, and the occasional call from The Mayor Himself to deal with another one of his little crises. Oh yes, I went to high school with him too.

If you’re not involved in municipal politics – maybe you work for a higher office of government, or you’re in what we tauntingly refer to as “the private sector” while reading all your private texts to your spouse out loud and guffawing – then you might find it surprising how many scandals your average politician gets up to in one day. To explain it a little better, allow me to use the board game Monopoly as a metaphor. In this game, you buy up hotels and properties, and then you take money from the other players, when they roll the dice poorly enough to land on those properties. Politics is like that, except you already own all the hotels and properties, and rich people come and give you money to avoid being responsible for their crimes.

Sometimes, journalists get their noses a bit out of joint. Maybe their bosses aren’t happy that the Mayor ignored them at the country club. Perhaps one of the editorial writers is tired of being pilloried as a brainless right-wing hack and has decided to forward one of their covered-up stories to one of their colleagues who isn’t drunk at work at 9 A.M. No matter what incident precipitates it, eventually a scandal hits the media, and then it’s time for damage control.

Most political crimes can be covered up with some deft turn of phrase, a bit of email shredding, and then just not answering the phone for 24 hours, by which point it is hoped that some other politician will have fucked up, and everyone will forget about the things you did. For everything else, there’s a goon like myself, whose utter unemployability is actually an asset in such an underhanded scheme.

My job is to pretend to be an undercover source who is going to talk shit about The Mayor Himself, on the record. Then, I pick up those journalists in my car, and drive very recklessly while trying to give the interview. Eventually, they get too freaked out by my driving and general state of disrepair of my automobiles, and ask meekly to be let out on the side of the road, so they can walk home. It’s basically like threatening their lives, except not. Sort of a shame, really. If any of them could tough it out, we could be best friends, and then I bet they could get a job at City Hall like me.

[bizzopp2024]

How are startups disrupting traditional industries?

Startups are often at the forefront of disrupting traditional industries by introducing innovative technologies, business models, and approaches. Here are several ways in which startups are causing disruption:

1. Technology Integration

   - Startups leverage emerging technologies such as artificial intelligence, blockchain, and the Internet of Things to create more efficient and streamlined processes in industries like finance, healthcare, and manufacturing.

2. E-Commerce and Direct-to-Consumer Models

   - E-commerce startups have revolutionized retail by providing direct-to-consumer sales channels, cutting out intermediaries and reducing costs. Companies like Amazon and Alibaba have transformed the way people shop.

3. Sharing Economy

   - Startups in the sharing economy, like Uber and Airbnb, have disrupted transportation and hospitality industries by connecting service providers directly with consumers through online platforms.

4. Fintech Innovation

   - Fintech startups have transformed the financial services sector by introducing digital payments, robo-advisors, crowdfunding platforms, and blockchain-based solutions, challenging traditional banking models.

5. HealthTech Advancements

   - Health technology startups are disrupting healthcare by introducing telemedicine, personalized medicine, wearable devices, and digital health platforms, making healthcare more accessible and efficient.

6. Renewable Energy and CleanTech

   - Startups in the clean energy sector are disrupting traditional energy industries by developing innovative solutions for renewable energy, energy storage, and sustainable practices.

7. EdTech Revolution

   - Education technology startups are changing the way people learn by offering online courses, interactive platforms, and personalized learning experiences, challenging traditional educational institutions.

8. AgTech and FoodTech

   - Agricultural technology startups are improving efficiency and sustainability in farming, while food technology startups are introducing alternative proteins, lab-grown meat, and sustainable food production methods.

9. InsurTech Transformation

   - InsurTech startups are leveraging technology to streamline and personalize insurance processes, making insurance more accessible, affordable, and customer-centric.

10. Space Exploration and Aerospace Innovation

    - Startups in the space industry are disrupting aerospace by developing cost-effective satellite technologies, commercial space travel, and new approaches to space exploration.

11. Smart Manufacturing

    - Startups in the manufacturing sector are implementing Industry 4.0 technologies, such as automation, IoT, and data analytics, to create more agile and efficient production processes.

12. Telecommunications Disruption

    - Telecom startups are challenging traditional telecommunications companies by providing innovative solutions for connectivity, communication, and data transfer.

These examples showcase how startups are challenging the status quo across various industries, prompting established companies to adapt, innovate, or risk becoming obsolete. The agility, creativity, and willingness to take risks inherent in many startups enable them to drive significant changes in traditional business landscapes.

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Pioneering the Next Era: Envisioning the Evolution of AWS Cloud Services

In the fast-paced realm of technology, the future trajectory of Amazon Web Services (AWS) unveils a landscape rich with transformative innovations and strategic shifts. Let's delve into the anticipated trends that are set to redefine the course of AWS Cloud in the years to come.

1. Surging Momentum in Cloud Adoption:

The upward surge in the adoption of cloud services remains a pivotal force shaping the future of AWS. Businesses of all sizes are increasingly recognizing the inherent advantages of scalability, cost-effectiveness, and operational agility embedded in cloud platforms. AWS, positioned at the forefront, is poised to be a catalyst and beneficiary of this ongoing digital transformation.

2. Unyielding Commitment to Innovation:

Synonymous with innovation, AWS is expected to maintain its reputation for introducing groundbreaking services and features. The future promises an expansion of the AWS service portfolio, not merely to meet current demands but to anticipate and address emerging technological needs in a dynamic digital landscape.

3. Spotlight on Edge Computing Excellence:

The spotlight on edge computing is intensifying within the AWS ecosystem. Characterized by data processing in close proximity to its source, edge computing reduces latency and facilitates real-time processing. AWS is slated to channel investments into edge computing solutions, ensuring robust support for applications requiring instantaneous data insights.

4. AI and ML Frontiers:

The forthcoming era of AWS Cloud is set to witness considerable strides in artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML). Building upon its legacy, AWS is expected to unveil advanced tools, offering businesses a richer array of services for machine learning, deep learning, and the development of sophisticated AI-driven applications.

5. Hybrid Harmony and Multi-Cloud Synergy:

Flexibility and resilience drive the ascent of hybrid and multi-cloud architectures. AWS is anticipated to refine its offerings, facilitating seamless integration between on-premises data centers and the cloud. Moreover, interoperability with other cloud providers will be a strategic focus, empowering businesses to architect resilient and adaptable cloud strategies.

6. Elevated Security Protocols:

As cyber threats evolve, AWS will heighten its commitment to fortifying security measures. The future holds promises of advanced encryption methodologies, heightened identity and access management capabilities, and an expanded array of compliance certifications. These measures will be pivotal in safeguarding the confidentiality and integrity of data hosted on the AWS platform.

7. Green Cloud Initiatives for a Sustainable Tomorrow:

Sustainability takes center stage in AWS's vision for the future. Committed to eco-friendly practices, AWS is likely to unveil initiatives aimed at minimizing the environmental footprint of cloud computing. This includes a heightened emphasis on renewable energy sources and the incorporation of green technologies.

8. Tailored Solutions for Diverse Industries:

Acknowledging the unique needs of various industries, AWS is expected to craft specialized solutions tailored to specific sectors. This strategic approach involves the development of frameworks and compliance measures to cater to the distinctive challenges and regulatory landscapes of industries such as healthcare, finance, and government.

9. Quantum Computing Integration:

In its nascent stages, quantum computing holds transformative potential. AWS may explore the integration of quantum computing services into its platform as the technology matures. This could usher in a new era of computation, solving complex problems that are currently beyond the reach of classical computers.

10. Global Reach Amplified:

To ensure unparalleled service availability, reduced latency, and adherence to data sovereignty regulations, AWS is poised to continue its global infrastructure expansion. This strategic move involves the establishment of additional data centers and regions, solidifying AWS's role as a global leader in cloud services.

In summary, the roadmap for AWS Cloud signifies a dynamic and transformative journey characterized by innovation, adaptability, and sustainability. Businesses embarking on their cloud endeavors should stay attuned to AWS announcements, industry trends, and technological advancements. AWS's commitment to anticipating and fulfilling the evolving needs of its users positions it as a trailblazer shaping the digital future. The expedition into the future of AWS Cloud unfolds a narrative of boundless opportunities and transformative possibilities.

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From Clicks to Conversions: Understanding the Dynamics of Digital Marketing in India

In the dynamic landscape of India's digital revolution, Digital Marketing has emerged as a powerhouse, transforming the way businesses connect with consumers. Additionally, choosing the right strategies and techniques is crucial, and obtaining the right skills is equally important. This is where enrolling in the best digital marketing institute can make a significant difference.

This blog explores the significant and ever-expanding scope of Digital Marketing in the Indian context, fueled by the rapid digitization of businesses and the evolving behavior of the country's vast population.

1. The Internet Surge:

India has experienced a remarkable surge in internet users, creating a prime environment for businesses to harness the potential of digital platforms. With over a billion mobile phone users and widespread internet connectivity, Digital Marketing provides a direct channel for businesses to engage with their audience.

2. E-Commerce Transformation:

The rise of e-commerce platforms has reshaped the retail landscape, presenting immense opportunities for Digital Marketing. Businesses leverage digital channels for online advertising, content marketing, and social media to enhance brand visibility and drive sales in the booming e-commerce sector.

3. Social Media's Dominance:

Social media platforms have become integral to people's lives, offering a powerful avenue for brands to connect with their target audience. From Facebook to Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn, digital marketing strategies on these platforms help build brand loyalty, foster customer engagement, and amplify the reach of businesses.

4. The Digital Advertising Boom:

Traditional advertising methods are giving way to digital advertising due to its effectiveness and measurability. Google Ads, Facebook Ads, and other digital advertising platforms empower businesses to target specific demographics and track the performance of their campaigns in real-time.

5. The SEO Advantage:

The visibility of a business on search engines is paramount for success. SEO techniques play a crucial role in helping businesses rank higher in search engine results, driving organic traffic and ensuring a prominent online presence.

6. Mobile Marketing Opportunities:

With a significant portion of internet users accessing content through mobile devices, mobile marketing has gained prominence. Strategies such as mobile-friendly websites, app-based marketing, and SMS campaigns play a vital role in reaching the mobile-savvy Indian audience.

7. Data-Driven Decision-Making:

Digital marketing enables businesses to collect and analyze vast amounts of data regarding consumer behavior and preferences. Data analytics tools empower marketers to make informed decisions, optimize campaigns, and personalize content to enhance the user experience.

8. Skill Development and Training Programs:

Recognizing the growing demand for digital marketing skills, various educational institutions and online platforms offer training programs. Digital marketing certifications and courses empower individuals to acquire the knowledge and skills required for successful careers in the field.

9. Government Initiatives:

Government initiatives such as "Digital India" are pivotal in promoting digital literacy and the use of digital platforms across the country. These initiatives contribute to the widespread adoption of digital technologies, creating a conducive environment for the continued growth of digital marketing.

10. Freelancing and Entrepreneurship Opportunities:

The digital nature of marketing allows individuals to explore freelancing opportunities or start their own digital marketing agencies. Freelancers and entrepreneurs can offer services like social media management, content creation, and SEO optimization to businesses of all sizes, contributing to the entrepreneurial spirit in the digital realm.

In conclusion, the scope of Digital Marketing in India is not merely extensive; it is a thriving ecosystem offering diverse opportunities for businesses and individuals alike. The continued evolution of technology and consumer behavior ensures that digital marketing will remain a critical and dynamic component of the overall marketing landscape in India, shaping the future of how businesses connect and engage with their audiences. For those looking to master the art of digital marketing, enrolling in a reputable Digital Marketing course in Chennai can provide the essential skills and knowledge needed for navigating this dynamic landscape effectively.

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The Digital Marketing Landscape: Understanding Key Strategies for Success

In the fast-paced world of online business, digital marketing has become an indispensable tool for reaching and engaging consumers. With countless strategies available, understanding the various types of digital marketing is crucial for crafting effective campaigns. This article delves into the primary forms of digital marketing and their unique advantages for businesses. For individuals who want to work in the sector, a respectable Top Digital Marketing Course in Chennai can give them the skills and information they need to succeed in this fast-paced atmosphere.

1. Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Boosting Online Visibility

Search Engine Optimization, commonly known as SEO, is vital for enhancing your website's visibility in search engine results. By optimizing content and site structure, businesses can improve their rankings on search engines, leading to increased organic traffic. Effective SEO practices focus on keyword optimization and content quality, ensuring that potential customers can easily discover your brand online.

2. Content Marketing: Creating Value Through Engaging Content

Content marketing revolves around producing and sharing valuable content tailored to your target audience. This can include articles, videos, podcasts, and infographics. The aim is to engage and inform potential customers, building trust and credibility in the process. Quality content not only attracts traffic but also positions your brand as an authority in your industry.

3. Social Media Marketing: Connecting with Your Audience

Social media marketing utilizes platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter to promote products and services while engaging with consumers. By sharing compelling content and fostering conversations, brands can cultivate loyal communities and enhance brand awareness. Social media also offers robust advertising options, allowing businesses to reach specific audiences effectively.

4. Email Marketing: Nurturing Customer Relationships

Email marketing remains a powerful method for maintaining customer relationships and nurturing leads. By sending personalized emails—such as newsletters, promotional offers, or targeted campaigns—businesses can keep their audience informed and engaged. This direct form of communication helps drive conversions and encourages repeat business. It can be very beneficial in this situation to register in the Digital Marketing Online Certification.

5. Pay-Per-Click Advertising (PPC): Instant Visibility

Pay-Per-Click advertising is a model where businesses pay for each click on their ads. Platforms like Google Ads enable quick access to potential customers, providing instant visibility and traffic. With precise targeting options, PPC can help drive relevant traffic to your site, boosting conversion rates.

6. Affiliate Marketing: Expanding Your Reach

Affiliate marketing involves partnering with individuals or organizations that promote your products for a commission on sales. This performance-based approach allows businesses to reach new audiences while only paying for results. It's a cost-effective way to drive sales without upfront advertising costs.

7. Influencer Marketing: Leveraging Trust and Authenticity

Influencer marketing harnesses the reach of social media personalities to promote products and services. By collaborating with influencers who resonate with your target audience, brands can gain authenticity and build trust. This strategy taps into established relationships, making it easier to reach new customers.

8. Video Marketing: Engaging Audiences Visually

Video marketing is a dynamic approach that uses video content to engage and inform audiences. Whether through tutorials, testimonials, or entertaining clips, video can convey messages more effectively than static content. Platforms like YouTube and social media are ideal for sharing videos, allowing brands to connect with viewers visually.

9. Mobile Marketing: Reaching Consumers on the Go

With the proliferation of smartphones, mobile marketing has become essential for engaging consumers. This strategy includes mobile ads, SMS marketing, and responsive web design to ensure an optimal user experience on mobile devices. By catering to mobile users, businesses can effectively reach audiences wherever they are.

Conclusion: Building a Diverse Digital Marketing Strategy

Each type of digital marketing offers unique benefits and can be utilized to create a comprehensive marketing strategy. Understanding your audience and integrating these approaches will enable you to maximize your online presence and engagement.

Incorporating a blend of SEO, content marketing, social media, and other strategies allows businesses to effectively reach and resonate with their target markets. As the digital landscape evolves, staying informed about these diverse marketing types is essential for continued success in an increasingly competitive environment.

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Top 10 Courses in Australia for 2024: What’s Trending in Higher Education?

Are you considering studying in Australia? With its world-class education system and vibrant culture, it’s no surprise that Australia remains a top choice for international students. As we look ahead to 2024, certain top courses in Australia are standing out. Here’s a guide to the top 10 trending courses that might just shape your future.

1. Data Science and Analytics In the age of big data, Data Science is a hot field. Australian universities are offering cutting-edge programs in this area. These courses focus on analyzing data to drive decision-making in various industries.

2. Artificial Intelligence (AI) and Machine Learning AI is transforming many sectors. Courses in AI and Machine Learning are in high demand. They cover everything from algorithms to practical applications, preparing students for careers in tech innovation.

3. Cybersecurity With growing cyber threats, cybersecurity is crucial. Australian institutions provide specialized programs to train experts in protecting data and systems. This field offers exciting career opportunities worldwide.

4. Environmental Science As climate change becomes more urgent, Environmental Science is gaining prominence. These courses focus on sustainability and conservation, equipping students to tackle environmental challenges.

5. Health and Medicine Health and Medicine remain evergreen fields. Australia’s top universities offer advanced courses in medical research, public health, and clinical practice, preparing students for impactful careers in healthcare.

6. Engineering Engineering continues to be a robust choice. Australian universities are known for their strong engineering programs, including specialties like civil, mechanical, and aerospace engineering.

7. Business and Management Business degrees are perennially popular. Australian courses in Business and Management blend theory with practical skills, making graduates highly employable in a competitive global market.

8. Creative Arts and Design For those with a creative flair, Creative Arts and Design programs are thriving. These courses cover visual arts, fashion, and digital media, nurturing the next generation of artists and designers.

9. International Relations As global interconnectedness grows, International Relations is becoming increasingly relevant. Australian universities offer comprehensive programs that prepare students for careers in diplomacy, policy, and global organizations.

10. Tourism and Hospitality Australia’s tourism industry is booming, and so are its educational programs. Courses in Tourism and Hospitality focus on management, marketing, and sustainable practices, ideal for those passionate about travel and service.

Why Study in Australia? Australia is known for its high-quality education and diverse culture. Studying here offers not just a degree, but a rich experience. With the help of an overseas education consultancy or a study abroad consultant, you can find the perfect course and navigate the application process smoothly.

Need Help? Choosing the right course can be overwhelming. An overseas education consultancy can provide personalized advice and help you find a program that matches your interests and career goals. They offer insights into universities, application requirements, and more.

Australia is an exciting destination for higher education in 2024. With so many top courses to choose from, you’re sure to find one that aligns with your aspirations. Good luck on your educational journey!

Also read:

How a Study Abroad Consultant Can Simplify Your Application Process for Australian Universities

Common Reasons for Australian Student Visa Rejection and How to Avoid Them

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Symbiosis Institute of Business Management: A Comprehensive Look at SIBM Pune, SIBM Bengaluru, and Understanding SIBM Pune Fees

Choosing the right business school is a pivotal decision that can significantly impact your career trajectory. The Symbiosis Institute of Business Management Pune offers two prominent campuses—SIBM Pune and SIBM Bengaluru—both renowned for their high standards of education and robust industry connections. In this comprehensive guide, we compare these two leading institutions and provide an in-depth look at SIBM Pune fees to help you make an informed choice.

SIBM Pune: A Tradition of Excellence

SIBM Pune is one of the most prestigious business schools in India, known for its rich legacy, rigorous academic programs, and strong placement record. Established in 1978, it has earned a reputation for producing high-caliber professionals who excel in various industries.

Key Features of SIBM Pune:

Academic Rigor: SIBM Pune offers a diverse range of programs, including MBA, Executive MBA, and various specialized courses. The curriculum is designed to provide a strong foundation in business management while allowing students to specialize in areas like Marketing, Finance, Operations, and Human Resources.

Infrastructure: The campus boasts state-of-the-art facilities, including modern classrooms, well-equipped labs, a comprehensive library, and a dedicated placement cell. The environment is conducive to both academic and personal growth.

Industry Connections: SIBM Pune has a robust network of industry connections, providing students with ample opportunities for internships, live projects, and placements. The annual placement drives see participation from leading companies across various sectors.

Student Life: The campus life at SIBM Pune is vibrant, with numerous student clubs, events, and activities that enhance the overall learning experience. The institution emphasizes holistic development, offering opportunities for leadership, teamwork, and personal growth.

SIBM Bengaluru: Innovation and Growth

SIBM Bengaluru is the younger of the two campuses, established in 2008. Despite its relatively recent inception, it has quickly established itself as a leading business school with a focus on innovation and industry relevance.

Key Features of SIBM Bengaluru:

Innovative Curriculum: SIBM Bengaluru’s programs are designed to be contemporary and industry-oriented. The curriculum integrates modern business practices with traditional management principles, ensuring students are well-prepared for the evolving business landscape.

Modern Facilities: The Bengaluru campus features cutting-edge infrastructure, including smart classrooms, a well-stocked library, and advanced research facilities. The campus environment is designed to foster creativity and academic excellence.

Strong Industry Linkages: SIBM Bengaluru has established strong connections with the corporate world, facilitating a range of industry interactions, internships, and placement opportunities. The institution’s emphasis on practical learning prepares students for real-world challenges.

Dynamic Campus Life: Students at SIBM Bengaluru benefit from a dynamic campus life, with numerous clubs, events, and initiatives that support both academic and personal growth. The institution encourages students to engage in extracurricular activities that complement their academic pursuits.

Understanding SIBM Pune Fees

When considering an MBA at SIBM Pune, understanding the fee structure is crucial for financial planning. Here’s a detailed look at the SIBM Pune fees:

Tuition Fees: The annual tuition fee for the MBA program at SIBM Pune is approximately INR 9-10 lakhs. This fee covers all core and elective courses, as well as access to campus facilities.

Hostel Fees: Accommodation fees for on-campus hostels range from INR 1.5-2 lakhs per year, depending on the type of room and amenities provided. There are options for both single and shared accommodations.

Other Expenses: Additional costs may include a one-time admission fee, library charges, and examination fees. These are typically in the range of INR 20,000-30,000.

Scholarships and Financial Aid: SIBM Pune offers various scholarships and financial aid options based on merit and need. Prospective students are encouraged to explore these opportunities to ease the financial burden.

Conclusion

Choosing between SIBM Pune and SIBM Bengaluru depends on your individual preferences and career goals. Both campuses offer excellent educational opportunities, state-of-the-art facilities, and strong industry connections. Understanding the SIBM Pune fees will help you plan your finances effectively and make a well-informed decision about pursuing your MBA.

Whether you are drawn to the legacy and academic rigor of SIBM Pune or the innovative approach and dynamic environment of SIBM Bengaluru, both institutions provide a solid foundation for a successful career in business management.

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10 Ways to Improve Your Website’s SEO Ranking in 2024

In 2024, SEO remains a crucial element for businesses aiming to rank higher on search engine results. With evolving algorithms, it's essential to keep your SEO strategies updated. Here are ten effective ways to improve your website’s SEO :

Focus on User Experience (UX): A well-structured, easy-to-navigate website ensures visitors stay longer. Google values websites with low bounce rates and high engagement.

2. Mobile Optimization: Nowadays, mobile-first indexing is the norm. Make sure your website is responsive to accommodate the increasing proportion of mobile visitors.

3. Speed Optimization: Page speed directly impacts both user experience and SEO ranking. Optimize images, enable browser caching, and consider a Content Delivery Network (CDN) to improve load times.

4. High-Quality Content: Regularly publishing high-quality, relevant content is vital. Google rewards websites that offer value, keeping visitors informed and engaged.

5. Use Keywords Strategically: Include long-tail keywords in headings, meta descriptions, and text in a natural way. This makes your material easier for search engines to understand and provide a proper ranking.

6. Update Old Content: Refresh older posts with updated information and keywords to ensure they remain relevant to current searches and continue driving traffic.

7. Internal Linking: To direct people to related material on your website, use internal links. This improves user experience and aids in search engines comprehending y our website's architecture.

8. Optimize for Voice Search: With voice searches growing, optimize your content to answer common voice queries by incorporating natural language and question-based keywords.

9. Build Quality Backlinks: Google receives backlinks from reputable websites as proof of the value and reliability of your material. Aim to obtain high-quality backlinks from respectable websites within your sector.

10. Leverage AI Tools: AI-powered tools for SEO can assist in optimizing your content, analyzing keywords, and tracking performance. Stay ahead of the competition by integrating AI into your strategy.

Conclusion:

In 2024, raising your SEO ranking calls for a trifecta of technical optimization, high-quality content, and purposeful AI tool utilization. You may improve your website's exposure, increase organic traffic, and outperform rivals by concentrating on these ten tactics. Putting these suggestions into practice will not only raise your ranking but also provide your users with a better experience.

Ready to expand your knowledge in digital marketing? Check out KAM Innovation's extensive course on digital marketing. Discover how to expand your business by becoming an expert in SEO, Google AdWords, and other areas!

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Elevate Your Career: Why an Executive Masters Program in Business Administration is Essential for Aspiring Leaders

Online EMBA course is designed for an executive who has already been working somewhere. As they are working they have good knowledge about the management and its functions. Executive MBA courses are specifically designed to provide working professionals with the knowledge, skills, and tools needed to tackle real-world business challenges and drive organizational success.

In the competitive world of business, aspiring leaders must continuously seek ways to enhance their skills and broaden their impact. An Executive Master’s Program in Business Administration (EMBA) is a powerful tool for professionals aiming to rise to the top. Here are ten compelling reasons why an EMBA is essential for those who aspire to lead:

1] Master Advanced Leadership Skills: An EMBA program is tailored for experienced professionals looking to refine their leadership capabilities. Through intensive coursework and leadership training, you’ll develop advanced skills in managing teams, driving change, and inspiring innovation. This program equips you with the tools needed to lead with confidence and effectiveness.

2] Develop Strategic Thinking: In a rapidly evolving business environment, strategic thinking is crucial. An EMBA curriculum focuses on advanced strategy development, helping you learn how to craft and execute effective business strategies. You’ll gain insights into market analysis, competitive positioning, and strategic planning that can drive organizational success.

3] Expand Your Professional Network: Networking is a key benefit of pursuing an EMBA. You’ll connect with a diverse group of peers, faculty, and alumni who bring a wealth of experience from various industries and sectors. These connections can lead to valuable collaborations, mentorship opportunities, and potential career advancements.

4] Gain Global Business Insights: As businesses become more global, understanding international markets and cultural differences is essential. Many EMBA programs offer global immersion experiences, providing you with firsthand exposure to international business practices and global market trends. This global perspective is invaluable for leaders operating in an interconnected world.

5] Enhance Your Decision-Making Skills: Effective decision-making is a cornerstone of successful leadership. EMBA programs emphasize data analysis, problem-solving, and critical thinking. You’ll learn how to analyze complex business scenarios, evaluate risks, and make informed decisions that drive your organization forward.

6] Drive Innovation and Change: Leaders must foster innovation and manage change effectively. An EMBA program equips you with the latest tools and techniques for driving innovation within your organization. You’ll learn how to create a culture of continuous improvement and adapt to technological advancements, ensuring your organization remains competitive and forward-thinking.

7] Boost Your Career Prospects: An EMBA is a prestigious credential that can significantly enhance your career prospects. Graduates often see accelerated career advancement, including promotions to senior leadership roles. The skills and knowledge gained from an EMBA can make you a more attractive candidate for executive positions and higher-paying roles.

8] Improve Financial Acumen: Financial management is a critical skill for leaders. EMBA programs offer in-depth training in financial analysis, budgeting, and strategic financial planning. You’ll gain a solid understanding of how to manage financial resources effectively, make informed investment decisions, and drive profitability.

9] Achieve Work-Life Balance: Unlike traditional full-time MBA programs, EMBA programs are designed to accommodate the busy schedules of working professionals. With classes held on weekends or evenings, you can balance your studies with your current job and personal life. This flexibility allows you to apply your learning in real-time while continuing to excel in your career.

10] Position Yourself as a Thought Leader: An EMBA program provides you with advanced knowledge and industry insights that position you as a thought leader in your field. By staying updated with the latest trends and best practices, you’ll be able to contribute valuable perspectives to your organization and industry, further establishing yourself as an influential leader.

Key Benefits of an EMBA Program

Enhanced Decision-Making: EMBA graduates are better equipped to make data-driven decisions and analyze complex business problems.

Increased Market Value: Completing an EMBA can make you a more attractive candidate to potential employers and increase your earning potential.

Improved Leadership Skills: EMBA programs develop essential leadership qualities such as vision, influence, and the ability to inspire others.

Expanded Network: Connecting with a diverse group of peers can create valuable business relationships and open up new opportunities.

Lifelong Learning: EMBA programs foster a culture of continuous learning and professional growth.

Online Executive MBA Duration & Eligibility

Duration:

Typically 12 to 24 months.

Flexible scheduling with part-time and accelerated options.

Eligibility:

Work Experience: 5 to 10 years, including managerial or leadership roles.

Educational Background: Bachelor’s degree required.

Current Employment: Must be employed full-time.

Letters of Recommendation: Required from professional references.

GMAT/GRE Scores: May be required, but often waived for experienced candidates.

Application Essays: Personal statements outlining career goals.

Conclusion

An Executive Master’s Program in Business Administration is a strategic investment in your future as a leader. With its focus on advanced leadership skills, strategic thinking, global insights, and career advancement, an EMBA can be the key to unlocking your full potential and achieving your professional goals. If you’re ready to take your career to new heights and lead with distinction, an EMBA could be your next step toward transformative success.

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The Complete Guide for Real Estate investment Dubai

Dubai has long been recognized as a global hub for luxury living, business, and tourism. Its dynamic real estate market attracts investors from around the world, offering a blend of high returns, tax-free benefits, and a diverse range of property options. If you're considering Real Estate investment Dubai, this guide will walk you through everything you need to know—from choosing the right property to understanding the market dynamics.

Why Invest in Real Estate in Dubai?

Before diving into the specifics, it’s essential to understand why Dubai stands out as a top destination for real estate investment:

High Return on Investment (ROI): When it comes to top areas, Dubai's real estate market provides some of the highest rental returns globally. Investors can expect returns ranging from 5% to 9%, depending on the property type and location.

Tax-Free Environment: Dubai’s tax-free status means no property taxes, capital gains taxes, or income taxes, allowing investors to maximize their profits.

Strategic Location: Dubai's position as a global hub between the East and West makes it a magnet for businesses, expatriates, and tourists, all of which drive demand for real estate.

World-Class Infrastructure: The city boasts state-of-the-art infrastructure, including modern transportation, healthcare, education, and entertainment facilities, making it an attractive place to live and invest.

Strong Economic Growth: Dubai's diversified economy continues to grow, supported by sectors such as tourism, trade, finance, and technology, which in turn boosts the real estate market.

The Best Locations in Dubai for Making Investments in Real Estate

Dubai has several different districts, each with a distinct charm of its own. Here are some of the top areas to consider when planning to buy real estate in Dubai:

1. Downtown Dubai

Downtown Dubai is the city's most iconic area, home to landmarks like the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Mall, and Dubai Fountain. It is a prime location for luxury living and offers some of the highest returns on Dubai property for sale.

Property Types: High-rise luxury apartments, penthouses, and serviced residences.

Investment Potential: High rental demand from expatriates and tourists, strong capital appreciation, and proximity to key business and leisure hubs.

2. Palm Jumeirah

Palm Jumeirah is a man-made island known for its opulent villas, luxury apartments, and beachfront properties. It is one of the most sought-after locations for those looking to invest in Dubai properties for sale.

Property Types: Penthouses with exclusive access to the beach, luxurious flats, and villas on the beach.

Investment Potential: Strong demand from high-net-worth individuals, high rental yields, and exclusive lifestyle offerings.

3. Dubai Marina

Dubai Marina is a vibrant waterfront community known for its modern high-rises, luxury yachts, and lively atmosphere. It’s a popular choice for expatriates and professionals, offering a cosmopolitan lifestyle.

Property Types: Luxury apartments with marina views, penthouses, and serviced apartments.

Investment Potential: Consistent rental income, high occupancy rates, and a central location.

4. Emirates Hills

Often dubbed the "Beverly Hills of Dubai," Emirates Hills is a gated enclave with ultra-luxurious mansions around by championship golf courses and beautiful vegetation.

Property Types: Large villas, mansions, and custom-built homes.

Investment Potential: High demand for luxury rentals, strong capital appreciation, and an elite, private community.

5. Jumeirah Village Circle (JVC)

For investors looking for more affordable options, Jumeirah Village Circle (JVC) offers excellent value with a mix of apartments, villas, and townhouses at competitive prices.

Property Types: Apartments, townhouses, and villas.

Investment Potential: High rental yields, growing demand from families and professionals, and ongoing development.

Crucial Considerations for Real Estate Investing in Dubai

1. Define Your Investment Goals

Before you begin your search, it's crucial to define your investment goals. Which kind of property are you searching for—a personal home, financial appreciation, or rental income? Having a clear understanding of your goals can help you select the ideal home type and location.

2. Research the Market

Stay informed about current market trends, pricing, and upcoming developments. This knowledge will help you make informed decisions and identify the best opportunities for Real Estate investment in Dubai.

3. Choose the Right Property

Luxury flats and expansive villas are just a few of the properties available in Dubai. Consider the property type that best suits your investment goals. For example, luxury apartments in Dubai are popular for short-term rentals, while villas may offer better long-term capital appreciation.

4. Work with a Reputable Real Estate Agency

Navigating Dubai’s real estate market can be complex, especially for first-time investors. Partnering with a trusted real estate agency in Dubai like Tesla Properties ensures you have access to the best listings and professional advice throughout the buying process.

5. Understand the Legal Requirements

Dubai's real estate market is well-regulated, but it's important to understand the legal aspects of buying property. Ensure that all paperwork is in order, and consider working with a legal advisor to navigate any potential challenges.

6. Consider Long-Term Value

Even while Dubai's real estate market provides substantial profits in the near term, it's crucial to think about your investment's long-term worth. Look for properties in areas with ongoing development and strong demand, as these are likely to appreciate over time.

Financing Your Real Estate Investment in Dubai

Dubai offers various financing options for both residents and non-residents. Mortgages are available from a range of banks and financial institutions, with competitive interest rates. It's important to explore all financing options and choose one that aligns with your investment strategy.

1. Mortgage Options

Fixed-Rate Mortgages: Offers stability with a fixed interest rate over the loan term.

Variable-Rate Mortgages: Interest rates may fluctuate based on market conditions, potentially offering lower rates but with higher risk.

2. Down Payment Requirements

Non-residents are often obliged to contribute a 20% to 25% down payment of the purchase price. When preparing your investment, these expenses must be taken into account.

3. Additional Costs

Be aware of additional costs such as registration fees, maintenance fees, and transfer fees. These can add up, so it's important to budget accordingly.

Conclusion

Dubai’s real estate market offers a wealth of opportunities for investors looking to achieve high returns, tax-free profits, and a luxurious lifestyle. Whether you're interested in buying property in Dubai for personal use, as a rental, or for long-term capital appreciation, understanding the market and making informed decisions is key to success. By partnering with a reputable real estate agency in Dubai like Tesla Properties, you can navigate the market confidently and secure the best Dubai properties for sale that align with your investment goals. Start your journey to Real Estate investment Dubaitoday and take advantage of one of the most dynamic and lucrative property markets in the world.

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Épandeur de sable et de gravier, Prévisions de la Taille du Marché Mondial, Classement et Part de Marché des 16 Premières Entreprises

Selon le nouveau rapport d'étude de marché “Rapport sur le marché mondial de Épandeur de sable et de gravier 2024-2030”, publié par QYResearch, la taille du marché mondial de Épandeur de sable et de gravier devrait atteindre 275 millions de dollars d'ici 2030, à un TCAC de 4.6% au cours de la période de prévision.

Figure 1. Taille du marché mondial de Épandeur de sable et de gravier (en millions de dollars américains), 2019-2030

Selon QYResearch, les principaux fabricants mondiaux de Épandeur de sable et de gravier comprennent Etnyre, KUXMANN, Schafer Technic, Salford, Zwack, Rolland, Dagang Holding, XCMG, Guangxi Yuchai Special Purpose Automobile, Shaanxi Wanli Road Maintenance Equipment, etc. En 2023, les dix premiers acteurs mondiaux détenaient une part d'environ 77.0% en termes de chiffre d'affaires.

Figure 2. Classement et part de marché des 16 premiers acteurs mondiaux de Épandeur de sable et de gravier (Le classement est basé sur le chiffre d'affaires de 2023, continuellement mis à jour)

The Sand & Gravel Spreader market is influenced by several key drivers that contribute to its growth and demand. Here are some of the primary drivers for this market:

1. Construction Industry Growth: The construction sector's expansion, including infrastructure development, road construction, residential and commercial building projects, drives the demand for sand and gravel spreaders used for distributing these materials efficiently.

2. Road Maintenance and Repair: Sand and gravel spreaders are essential for road maintenance activities, including filling potholes, leveling surfaces, and improving traction, which are crucial for ensuring road safety and extending the lifespan of roads and highways.

3. Infrastructure Development: Large-scale infrastructure projects, such as airport runways, railways, and municipal projects, require the precise spreading of sand and gravel for various applications, boosting the demand for spreader equipment.

4. Efficiency and Productivity: Sand and gravel spreaders help streamline construction operations by evenly distributing materials, reducing labor costs, and improving efficiency, which is a significant driver for their adoption in the construction industry.

5. Technological Advancements: Innovations in spreader design, such as enhanced control systems, automation, and GPS-guided spreading capabilities, increase the accuracy and efficiency of material distribution, making spreaders more attractive for construction companies.

6. Environmental Regulations: Compliance with environmental regulations, such as dust control measures and erosion prevention, necessitates the use of sand and gravel spreaders to manage material application in a controlled and eco-friendly manner.

7. Maintenance of Landscapes and Green Spaces: Landscaping projects, including parks, gardens, and golf courses, require precise spreading of materials like sand and gravel for ground leveling, drainage improvement, and aesthetic enhancements, driving the demand for spreader equipment.

8. Winter Road Maintenance: Sand and gravel spreaders are essential for winter road maintenance activities, such as de-icing and providing traction on icy roads, making them vital equipment for municipalities and transportation departments in cold climates.

9. Mining and Extraction Operations: Sand and gravel spreaders are used in mining and quarrying operations for efficient material handling, transportation, and stockpile management, contributing to the demand for specialized spreading equipment.

These drivers collectively propel the Sand & Gravel Spreader market by catering to the diverse needs of the construction, infrastructure, landscaping, and transportation industries for effective material spreading solutions.

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