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iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid · 11 months

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anyway i've been giggling and scrolling twitter for like twenty minutes because someone went looking through travis kelce's old tweets to see if there was anything suspect or predictably mysoginistic/racist/etc and it turns out he's just been a dumb golden retreiver jock for his entire life

#hashtag shmackin #i do love this dude and find him very charming until exactly 8:15pm EST this coming monday #at which point i WILL want him destroyed by any means necessary for about three hours #drive this mf into the GROUND idc idc #and then he can get back to being our center's lovable silly brother #me #anyway the easter one actually had me in tears

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trev0rc0re · 1 year

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Ghost can't drive worth SHIT

Yeah Ik he's an adult and in the literal fucking military but idc,, no matter how seriously he takes his job and protecting the world from terror, he's literally causing it on the streets.

I mean, the LITERAL streets.

did u see the way this mf backed up the car after the "alone" mission in mwII?? FUCKING HIT THE GAS way harder than he needed to in order to kill that one shadow behind him. also the way he was going sideways like?

The man isn't scared of driving at all and he keeps his composure behind the wheel, but barely has any control when he drives (obviously tries to not put anybody in danger outside of his vehicle on purpose). Sometimes he'll be drifting out of his lane onto the shoulders of the highway or will go over speed bumps way too fast, sending anyone seated in the backseat FLYING. One time, he lost a tire. a TIRE.

and don't even get me STARTED on car chases. nobody let him drive, he'll just spin out the damn thing and you'll lose sight of your target real quick. Get him on sniper, helo watch, ground attacks, or literally anything else and he's good.

#simon ghost riley #Simon riley #cod #cod mwii #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare ii #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #task force 141

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chamomile-g-tea · 2 years

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[inflicts my ocs with my mental illness] Jules/button has OCD !! good luck little bastard

#but fr he struggles with like. fears of amber harming him or other catastrophic things #he knows she’d never and ofc it starts with reassurance #which is cute af idc she does show him exactly how gentle she can be and KISS HIM #it helps at first but when the fears come back she learns they both just have to like. ride that wave #and she won’t reassure him constantly but she will sit with him until he’s calmer #ofc!! no then again the first one isn’t reassurance it’s more like safe exposure #aha amber i’m afraid of being kissed by a giant i need exposure therapy #he has rituals too !! i think his lucky number is probably four #when borrowing stuff it drives him nuts if he gets three of one thing and has to grab one more no matter the risk #they do a little taptap- taptap type thing on each other’s hand/shoulder/face/back whatever as a lil check in/affectionate acknowledgment #etc etc #mf counts things. constantly #she’ll be picking berries and finish and he’ll look at her basket n add one more and she’ll be like???#mf you were counting that entire time #take a nap gotdamn #g/t #giant/tiny #cgtocs button #he gets stress headaches from obsessions a lot. disappear into her hand #she kinda lays on top of him/smooch him into pillow/lay her hand on him to Ground him

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dykeyuu · 4 years

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just saw someone criticizing house md for being aphobic on the grounds of one time house cured a patient of their asexuality... how do we tell them that inhibited sex drive can be and frequently is a symptom of neurological or endocrine disease and not just “asexuality” for no reason? some of these mfs would rather watch someone die of brain cancer than admit that sometimes asexuality is a symptom and sometimes a person wants that symptom cured. if you’re asexual and it’s not due to an underlying condition and you’re fine with that, cool. idc. but if y’all start (let’s be real it started long ago) denying actual SCIENCE to defend yalls identities???? god i can’t stand some of y’all

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