#drag queen sportacus

[pelissa-art]

Sportacus can’t handle Robbie’s disguise. (And it’s not even a disguise! Audience: WOAH!)

[ao3feed-zukka]

Life and School between Heaven and Hell (a.k.a. High School of the Damned: The Reboot)

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by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

Some families and relationships are damned from the beginning. Who will survive the wars of the gangs, the drugs, the magic, the love? Who will survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school?

Words: 5317, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Just Shoot Me! (TV), Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Berenstain Bears Series - Stan & Jan & Mike Berenstain, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Strawberry Shortcake - All Media Types, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Gotham (TV), Arthur (Cartoon), Peanuts, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Codename: Kids Next Door, Backstrom (TV), iCarly, 30 Rock, Dexter's Laboratory, Sitting Ducks (Cartoon), Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Jacob Two-Two - All Media Types, Psych (TV 2006), LazyTown

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Theodore Seville, Maya Gallo, Sister Bear (Berenstain Bears), Brother Bear (Berenstain Bears), Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake), SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Oswald Cobblepot, Buster Baxter, Sokka (Avatar), Kuki Sanban | Numbuh 3, Zack Martin, Cody Martin, Buford Pugh (Jacob Two-Two), Jacob Rosenberg (Jacob Two-Two), Robbie Rotten, Dave Seville, Custard (Strawberry Shortcake), Eugene Krabs, Fish Mooney, Butch Gilzean, Sally Brown, Katara (Avatar), Blue Backstrom, Dee Dee (Dexter's Lab), Lauren Lassiter, Glanni Glæpur

Relationships: Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Maya Gallo/Dennis Finch, Sister Bear/Too-Tall Grizzly (Berenstain Bears), Brother Bear/Too-Tall Grizzly (Berenstain Bears), Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Peppermint Fizz/Strawberry Shortcake, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot/Jim Gordon, Oswald Cobblepot/Victor Zsasz, Oswald Cobblepot/Charles Van Dahl, Buster Baxter/Arthur Timothy Read, Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Cody Martin/Zack Martin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Jacob Rosenberg/Buford Pugh (Jacob Two-Two), Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Robbie Rotten/Sportacus

Additional Tags: Crossover Pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Sibling Incest, Step-Sibling Incest, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Magic, Fae & Fairies, Alternate Universe - High School, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Other Additional Fandoms to Be Added, Other additional characters to be added

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[ao3feedphan]

Life and School between Heaven and Hell (a.k.a. High School of the Damned: The Reboot)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Fo28Nk

by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

Some families and relationships are damned from the beginning. Who will survive the wars of the gangs, the drugs, the magic, the love? Who will survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school?

Words: 5317, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Just Shoot Me! (TV), Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Berenstain Bears Series - Stan & Jan & Mike Berenstain, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Strawberry Shortcake - All Media Types, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Gotham (TV), Arthur (Cartoon), Peanuts, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Codename: Kids Next Door, Backstrom (TV), iCarly, 30 Rock, Dexter's Laboratory, Sitting Ducks (Cartoon), Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Jacob Two-Two - All Media Types, Psych (TV 2006), LazyTown

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Theodore Seville, Maya Gallo, Sister Bear (Berenstain Bears), Brother Bear (Berenstain Bears), Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake), SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Oswald Cobblepot, Buster Baxter, Sokka (Avatar), Kuki Sanban | Numbuh 3, Zack Martin, Cody Martin, Buford Pugh (Jacob Two-Two), Jacob Rosenberg (Jacob Two-Two), Robbie Rotten, Dave Seville, Custard (Strawberry Shortcake), Eugene Krabs, Fish Mooney, Butch Gilzean, Sally Brown, Katara (Avatar), Blue Backstrom, Dee Dee (Dexter's Lab), Lauren Lassiter, Glanni Glæpur

Relationships: Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Maya Gallo/Dennis Finch, Sister Bear/Too-Tall Grizzly (Berenstain Bears), Brother Bear/Too-Tall Grizzly (Berenstain Bears), Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Peppermint Fizz/Strawberry Shortcake, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot/Jim Gordon, Oswald Cobblepot/Victor Zsasz, Oswald Cobblepot/Charles Van Dahl, Buster Baxter/Arthur Timothy Read, Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Cody Martin/Zack Martin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Jacob Rosenberg/Buford Pugh (Jacob Two-Two), Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Robbie Rotten/Sportacus

Additional Tags: Crossover Pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Sibling Incest, Step-Sibling Incest, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Magic, Fae & Fairies, Alternate Universe - High School, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Other Additional Fandoms to Be Added, Other additional characters to be added

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[sportarobbie-shorties]

CXXXIX - Lead Role

Sportarobbie Fanfiction - The 139th Shortie

Warnings: None at all :)

Summary: The kids decide to put the Lazy Town theatre to use and plan to pull off a musical themselves!

Robbie sighs at the Sportacus running in circles, while Robbie himself eats an ice cream and enjoys the sun. The kids walk past, talking to each other passionately, almost bursting out of excitement.

Sportacus grins at the excited kids. “Hey, guys! What’s going on?” The kids all stop at Sportacus’s question, looking over to each other. They then nod with smiles, and Ziggy steps forward.

“We’re going to make a musical!” he exclaims. The other kids nod behind him. “Wait, hold on, hold on... You’re going to make a musical? The five of you?” Robbie questions disbelievingly, but the kids only smile and nod.

Sportacus smiles brightly: “That’s amazing, guys! What is it going to be about?” “Well, we were thinking that we would do our own adaptation of Alice in Wonderland - Alex in Wonderland. Pinky and I are the main writers, and Ziggy’s going to play Alex”, Trixie explains with a proud grin.

“But why does Ziggy get to play the lead role?” Stingy whines, “Shouldn’t I get the main part?” Everyone shakes their heads, and Stephanie tries to explain: “I mean, come on, Stingy. Look at Ziggy! Blond hair, blue eyes, small and innocent... He was born to play Alex!”

Stingy still pouts, and Stephanie grins at him. “And you know, Stingy, I think you can do way better than play just Alex. If you were to play him, you wouldn’t have time to play any other roles - you’d only have one single role.”

“Well, it is nice to have more roles...” “And, I was thinking that there’s a role that would really fit you... I think you’d prefer it over the peasant Alex.” Stephanie drags out her speech, choosing the perfect words to convince Stingy.

Stingy can’t stay patient any longer: “What is it? Tell me, tell me!” “The Queen of Hearts!” Stingy gasps: “The Queen? The Queen? Queen means royal! Royalty is perfect! I’ll get to be royal! Yes! I’ll be the Queen of Hearts!”

“And we’re going to have marionettes!” Pixel states with a grin. “Marionettes?” “Yeah! For some of the scenes, we’re gonna have marionettes which I’ll control.” Pixel demonstrates with his hands how he’s going to make the puppets dance, and the others laugh. “It’ll be awesome!”

“You know, we’re going to do it ourselves mostly, but we are going to need some help...” Stephanie looks over to Sportacus: “With building...” She looks over to Robbie: “Costumes...” Stephanie pauses but then continues, still looking at Robbie: “Makeup, composing, making the marionettes...” Robbie rolls his eyes with a sigh: “Of course you need me for the most of them.”

“We’re just so excited! It’s gonna be amazing!” “Have you asked the mayor if you can use the theatre?” Sportacus asks, smiling along with the kids with the same enthusiasm. “Yup, Uncle Milford said it’s fine!” “Well, that’s great! Tell us when you begin rehearsals or when you need us.”

[vladamsandler]

It's stupid af but I'm just wondering if Maggi had to tuck his penis like drag queens do, so it's wasn't that visible in his Sportacus costume

lmao I’ve considered that but I heard they just used compression underwear

[mccoppinscrapyard]

My 15-year-old sister's impressions of Lazytown characters

Stephanie: creepy, fake

Sportacus: stalker, blueberry

Robbie: prune daddy

Stingy: mustard on drugs

Ziggy: corn superhero

Trixie: toilet plunger, diabetes

Pixel: chocolate and ketchup French fry head

Milford: Mr. Moseby as a school principal

Bessie: Twinkle Toes girl as a grandma

1st gen Ithro: Papa Smurf on drugs

2nd gen Ithro: cockroach

Glanni: drag queen pimp

Rottenella: Sugar Plum Fairy knockoff

The Kitten: cat

[shoelace-and-friends]

Because I’m STILL not over  Eurovision...this is what I think Robbie, Sport, Ithro, and Glanni were like during Eurovision this year

*Sportacus likes whatever he can dance and exercise to, which usually means he prefers faster songs or songs with a beat. He liked the songs from Moldova, Norway, Greece, Israel, Cyprus, Macedonia, Latvia, etc. Also, he could NOT stay still while watching the contest, and it drove Robbie up the wall. His favorite is actually Austria though, because it’s so positive sounding and has a nice message. The kids catch him singing it (or trying to) sometimes.

*Robbie on the other hand, doesn’t like the songs that have so much noise or a lot going on. He actually favored Portugal, since that song was so calm and relaxing compared to the rest, ...and Robbie is a guy who constantly wants to RELAX. Being a big softie, the song also made him feel quite emotional on the first listen and he actually cried. He also liked Belgium, Australia, the UK, Poland,  and Finland. Generally, he’s more into ballads than he is into dance music.

*Ithro actually doesn’t really pay attention to or care about Eurovision as much as the other three, but he usually gets dragged into watching it with them anyway. To him, most of the songs all sound pretty much the same to him, so he usually prefers whatever stands out the most compared to your usual ballad or dance music, which to him, were songs like, Romania, Portugal, Croatia, Austria, Belarus, Ukraine, etc. But honestly, he only half-paid attention and didn’t even vote. 

*Glanni is the most into Eurovision out of all of them and is a total freak for it. He’s the one that keeps screaming at the TV when they watch and he gets the most heated over the results. His tastes are a little similar to Sportacus’s. He likes things with a beat, the kind of music that you would hear at a nightclub. The more modern and synthetic the song, the better. He probably gave his 12 points in the final to someone like Azerbaijan. He also really liked Sweden, Norway, Israel, Macedonia, and Latvia. He was also hugely into Montenegro, like the flamobyant trash he is. 

All of them liked Iceland this year for obvious reasons. They were all disappointed about not qualifying this year- ESPECIALLY Glanni. He got really invested in Svala and Svala was pretty much his queen, but Europe let him down. 

Robbie and Ithro were pretty satisfied with Portugal’s win this year, but Glanni had a hissy fit.  

Robbie and Glanni ended up getting into an arguement afterward about whether or not he deserved it and who should’ve won. Ithro got frustrated because he thought both were overreacting, while Sportacus was like 

“I thínk éveryöne díd græt ånd I åm sö pröud öf éveryöne!”

[ryeregular]

I just spent some time looking at drag queen dresses and thinking about the characters from lazytown robbie and sportacus and the play glanni and ithro

All four in drag queen dresses the two blue are one’s I believe sport would wear, cause he likes to move xD the orange and gold one’s for ithro and the purple one is for robbie and red for glanni. Omg what is going on with me.

[swagnusscheving]

rottenella for the blog ask meme

send me a character and i’ll tell you

their blog url: phantomella

the kind of posts they reblog: aesthetics, classic horror, makeup, and drag queens

the first person they followed: Robbie, to harass him on his text posts whining about Sportacus.

what kind of theme they’d have: Black and grey accented with purple, and everything’s intricately organized with an about, a tag list, before you follow, list of fic recs and a list of recommended blogs

what kind of text posts they make at 2am: “Robert how long are you going to deny your crush. You know the one. You can lie to yourself but you can’t lie to me. I know All. I see all. #phantomtext #purplepanther”

[pleasedontcometotheconcert-blog]

DRAG QUEEN ROBBIE AND SPORTACUS ANYBODY

BOIIIII

[phanfeed-ao3]

Life and School between Heaven and Hell (a.k.a. High School of the Damned: The Reboot)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Fo28Nk

by Hillbilly_Leprechaun

Some families and relationships are damned from the beginning. Who will survive the wars of the gangs, the drugs, the magic, the love? Who will survive the oftentimes terrifying, damned perils of high school?

Words: 5317, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Just Shoot Me! (TV), Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Berenstain Bears Series - Stan & Jan & Mike Berenstain, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Strawberry Shortcake - All Media Types, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Gotham (TV), Arthur (Cartoon), Peanuts, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Codename: Kids Next Door, Backstrom (TV), iCarly, 30 Rock, Dexter's Laboratory, Sitting Ducks (Cartoon), Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Jacob Two-Two - All Media Types, Psych (TV 2006), LazyTown

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Theodore Seville, Maya Gallo, Sister Bear (Berenstain Bears), Brother Bear (Berenstain Bears), Phil Lester, Dan Howell, Strawberry Shortcake (Strawberry Shortcake), SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Oswald Cobblepot, Buster Baxter, Sokka (Avatar), Kuki Sanban | Numbuh 3, Zack Martin, Cody Martin, Buford Pugh (Jacob Two-Two), Jacob Rosenberg (Jacob Two-Two), Robbie Rotten, Dave Seville, Custard (Strawberry Shortcake), Eugene Krabs, Fish Mooney, Butch Gilzean, Sally Brown, Katara (Avatar), Blue Backstrom, Dee Dee (Dexter's Lab), Lauren Lassiter, Glanni Glæpur

Relationships: Jeanette Miller/Simon Seville, Maya Gallo/Dennis Finch, Sister Bear/Too-Tall Grizzly (Berenstain Bears), Brother Bear/Too-Tall Grizzly (Berenstain Bears), Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Peppermint Fizz/Strawberry Shortcake, Spongebob Squarepants/Squidward Tentacles, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Oswald Cobblepot/Jim Gordon, Oswald Cobblepot/Victor Zsasz, Oswald Cobblepot/Charles Van Dahl, Buster Baxter/Arthur Timothy Read, Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Cody Martin/Zack Martin, Wallabee Beetles/Kuki Sanban, Jacob Rosenberg/Buford Pugh (Jacob Two-Two), Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer, Robbie Rotten/Sportacus

Additional Tags: Crossover Pairings, animals turned human, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Sibling Incest, Step-Sibling Incest, Gang Violence, Drag Queens, Magic, Fae & Fairies, Alternate Universe - High School, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Other Additional Fandoms to Be Added, Other additional characters to be added

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Fo28Nk

[sportarobbie-shorties]

CXL - Spicy Melodies

Sportarobbie Fanfiction - The 140th Shortie

Warnings: None :)

Summary: The musical the kids are working on is starting to get on nicely. It’s time to compose the songs, and so Stephanie and Pixel have decided to get Robbie to help them out a little bit.

Robbie sighs as Stephanie drags him to Pixel’s house where Pixel is waiting for them, setting up his piano. Stephanie is also bringing her light pink ukulele with her to help them compose the songs for their musical - Alex in Wonderland.

“Hey, Stephanie! Hi, Robbie! Great that you made it.” Robbie groans: “I didn’t really have a choice, did I?” Stephanie shakes her head with a smile, and Robbie chuckles at her.

“So, how’s the script?” Pixel asks, while still plugging the electric piano in and setting everything up. “Oh, it’s almost done. Trixie’s now just fixing it up, doing final touches and correcting mistakes we’ve missed. Though, the scene with the Cheshire Cat is still a question mark. I decided to trust her with it since she’s going to play the Cat anyway.”

“So you’ve done the casting already?” Robbie asks, genuinely getting interested. Stephanie smiles: “Yup! Obviously, Ziggy’s Alex, Stingy’s the Queen of Hearts, and Trixie’s the Cheshire Cat. Then Stingy’s also going to be Tweedle-Dee and the Caterpillar, and Trixie’s Tweedle-Dum and the March Hare. I’ll be the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter.”

Robbie furrows his brows: “So Pixel doesn’t play anything?” Pixel shrugs: “Well, depends on how you think of it. I’ll be handling all of the marionettes, but nah, I won’t be on stage at any point.” “Well, do you have the marionettes ready?” “No, but we’ve been making them. Sportacus helped us.” “So that’s where he went...”

Stephanie gets out her notebook to remember all the things she and Trixie agreed on. Pixel gets out a pen and paper to write down everything they come up, and Robbie watches from the side as Stephanie starts explaining.

“So, our priorities are songs for the beginning, for the tea party, for the Queen, for the crying scene, and for the ending. We might also have a song for the Caterpillar and the Tweedles. And if we come up with some other things, we can add that in.”

They begin with the song for the beginning of the musical. Apparently, Stephanie has already thought of the song and made up melodies in her head. Stephanie and Pixel huddle together to think about the lyrics, and Robbie stares at them.

“So why am I here again?” Stephanie throws her gaze to Robbie. “Because we’re not composers.” “Well, neither am I!” Stephanie rolls her eyes with a smile: “But being several decades older than us, I assume you have much more experience than us, so you can help.” “Okay, first of all, kid, I’m not that old...”

Pixel and Stephanie sing and play to each other the ideas they have, changing them up, adding and changing lyrics, and high-fiving each other whenever they come up with the perfect melodies. There’s one thing they can’t decide on, though.

“Hey, Robbie.” “Yeah?” Pixel clears his throat: “We’re not sure which one sounds better, so could you tell us your opinion?” “Sure, go ahead.”

Stephanie plays the chords on her ukulele, while Pixel backs up her singing with the piano: “Hey now, my child, what is the matter? Hey now, my child, what seems to be wrong? You might not believe it, but it’ll get better. And you don’t have to do it on your own.”

Stephanie sings it twice, with the melody slightly different, and Robbie listens carefully. He nods, tilting his head from side to side.

“I have a feeling the first one is a good base, but I think you can do better than that as well. Make it more interesting. Give it a little spice.” Pixel and Stephanie both furrow their brows. “How do we do that?” Robbie sighs, trying to think of how to explain it.

“Well... try doing something surprising. Something that no one was expecting, not even you. Suddenly the singing goes really low or really high or starts going back and forth or something. Break patterns. Surprising things stay in people’s memories a lot better, and that includes melodies that had a surprising twist.”

Pixel and Stephanie nod, getting straight back to work on the song. They occasionally turn to Robbie, asking him to simply list everything that rhymes with a specific word, then waiting for a fitting word to come up. They then just turn back around shouting “Thanks, Robbie!” and getting back to work again.

It starts getting late, and at the end of the day, the have one song completed, and about half of the songs have some sort of a base to work on. Robbie sighs as he looks at the time.

“You know kids, Sportaflap probably wants you to be going to bed already. And he probably wants me home by now too. He always complains that he can’t sleep before he knows I’m safe...” Stephanie grins: “Aww, that’s so sweet!” “Yeah, yeah, now go home before your uncle gets worried.”