#dove can and WILL clown on that man they've got no respect for rich people </3 w the exception of the batkids | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

th3houseofleaves · 8 days

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one of the funniest things about kit is that he's generally disrespectful to most adult heroes (as in, they were heroes already when he a kid) and it's mostly in a joking way like he will listen to them and he actually thinks most of them are cool he just copes by being a disagreeable asshole sometimes but this energy does not extend to a handful of heroes. most of them are bc he really does respect them too much to be an ass even if it's not real lmao and then one. one is lowkey bc? dude intimidates the hell out of him. and what makes it worse is kit is dating his SON. bro is so intimidated by batman it isn't even funny. if he ever works with the bats on something and batman is actually there and kit, who rarely ever totally behaves, is on his best behavior and he's calling bruce sir and istg the other bats would give him so much shit.

kit regularly tells dick that his sort of dad is scary as FUCK.

#the house // musing #minotaur // kit warren #ft dick grayson #kit's formative years were spent running around a city fighting crime with only teen angst & one (1) cool best friend to keep him alive #he did and does insane shit on the regular #he will disrespect a villain right to their face #the man has almost DIED and yet #nothing intimidates him more than his former rival current boyfriend's dad lmao #kit: dick babe i love you but your dad is fucking terrifying #dick: dw you're fine he likes you #kit: are you absolutely sure about that are you being for real right now #kit: he looks at me like im about to be the exception to the no killing thing are you absolutely sure richard are you #dick: ?? yeah ?#most of what kit is talking about is in his head ngl it's not as bad as he thinks #this is the complete opposite energy that dove has as well and that's so funny #dove takes no shit EVER he would not let that man know a day of peace if he made jason sad around them one (1) time #dove can and WILL clown on that man they've got no respect for rich people </3 w the exception of the batkids #all of them are okay #jason ends up angry at his dad one time and dove so very gently cups his face and asks if he wants them to go fight his dad bc they will #he just has to say the word #ngl jason probably thinks it's kinda hot that dove would do that for him and that's on his own brand of issues we aren't gonna unpack #nobody is doing the bruce wayne hater energy like dove baek and helena bertinelli fr

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