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theresa-of-liechtenstein · 1 year ago

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True or false: A VERY drunk young Douglas once fucked a part of a plane

absolutely loving the energy here, but with a heavy heart I gotta say false. as much as I love Douglas, I really don't think he ever had a head or heart for the intricacies of engineering or avionics. there are many, many things he'd much rather leave to the mechanics, and the squidgy parts of a plane are definitely not within his purview. he'll stand and listen to a mechanic tell him something that's changed from the last person who flew it, sure, but he's more interested in flying the thing than what's inside it.

(that being said, Douglas kind of has to be a member of the mile-high club, otherwise what are we even doing here?)

#it is near impossible for douglas to get turned on by engineering #whereas martin and theresa will be arguing about GE vs rolls royce engines as part of their foreplay #douglas sitting there with his arms crossed: ummm guys you're ruining the mood :/#martin: i was under the impression we were SETTING it #listen anon. let's be real: martin and theresa probably get titillated by particularly good go-arounds #em answers #cabin pressure #is this nsfw??#nsft

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