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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)
#bill murray#zombieland: double tap#zombieland#zombieland 2#filmedit#horroredit#zombieedit#classichorrorblog#cinematv#dailyflicks#junkfooddaily#horrorgifs#userqueen#usergiles#userlex#useranimusvox#nero-neptune#*#this is the funniest trivia i have ever read thank you reddit user tealitall
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You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.
Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.
Kill the censor in your head.
#the redwall glorifying site can sure be squeamish about books with no more problematic premises#if you’re asking what’s wrong with redwall it’s the good/evil species essentialism and the one book that doubles down on it#but like you still read it if you want to write animals having cozy adventures so you’re not ignorant of half your own genre
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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
#that master of the blade better have a fuckin dumptruck dude#double cheeked up on ye olde battlefield#pun's text posts
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Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
#museum archives#actually irl i get double time in college but it's less embarrassing for the joke to be just time and a half instead#saw#saw 2004#saw franchise
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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop
#gta 6#grand theft auto#video games#I totally get like#a $10 price increase every decade or so to keep up with inflation#I don't like it but I get it#but effectively doubling the current price is insane#we can't let that be normalized
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So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?
“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”
And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.
#not whump#more real life ramblings let’s gooooo#EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off#I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling#and you fuckers ran with it#good for you but also why
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It’s time for a new champion to rise…
#new life series#hermitcraft#life series#my art#mcyt#last life#double life#limited life#third life#secret life#grian fanart#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#pearlecentmoon fanart#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#itlwart#gtws fanart#goodtimewithscar fanart#goodtimeswithscar#grain#trafficblr
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MOTHER SPORE
Part III
With this chapter we close the first volume of Double Hearted ! There's still more of the story to come so thanks for all the patience and support. Once again shout out to maru not only for being an amazing friend but also being the best co-worker to do this project with.
See you soon!
PREV // MASTERPOST // NEXT
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on.#double shot
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Arts not mine it belongs to the wonderful kitsuneisi(doody) please go follow them there art is so pretty
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when the main character gains access to creative mode
#legend of zelda#zelda#link#echoes of wisdom#tears of the kingdom#totk#crossover#mochiboniart#prepare for trouble and make it double
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Circle of protection against capitalism
#rpg#roleplaying games#D&D#fantasy#spell idea#the best part is when you post it it doubles as “summon discourse”
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