#don't they?

[koba-chii]

I'm bored pt. 2

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[iwanttobepersephone]

Love how literally on graduation day life decided to go "lol ok here's the scariest day you'll ever experience in your school years"

There was a chp training nearby, we heard the gun shots, I thought they were fireworks, and then we were sent into a lock down. Not a drill, full lock down. We're still hiding in a classroom, but we know we're ok now. But WOW THANK YOU CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL, THAT WAS SOOOK APPRECIATED

[spilledstars1234]

anyone else think that kavetham and shiguang are just alternate versions of each other or is it just me?

[tbhimnoteasyonmyself]

Pheejin nation we rise again (?)

[asheanon]

The secretly spooky specters, Sal and Sey indeed.~

[mochiladerod]

Cant believe the only one I havent consume is "The most dangerous game"

“Squid Game is just a rip-off of Hunger Games/Battle Royale/the first death game story I personally ever watched!!!”

“No it isn’t! And anyway, Hunger Games/Battle Royale/the first death game story you personally ever watched is actually a rip-off of the first death game story I personally ever watched!!!”

“No it isn’t…!!!”

Enough. Death games are a goddamn subgenre. Some are better than others, yes, but no one owns the concept any more than the writers of Groundhog Day own time loops. I am so bored of seeing this argument every time a new death game story gets popular

[ohcorny]

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

[hawkeabelas]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[einaudis]

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

[grandpayaoi]

this is a joke about anime porn. get real

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[kianamaiart]

the homecoming episode

[leejungjaes]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method