#don't take your boss with you under the shower 😂

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

I think you should go wash up.

[melanieph321]

Can you write something about Ruben based on “Beautiful liar” by Beyoncé&Shakira? I don’t think he is that kind of guy but I don’t know why I though about him while listening it😂

Yeah, so this request is too good to be a one shot. I'm making it into a three part series!⭐️⭐️⭐️

Ruben Dias x Reader - Beautiful Liar Part 1/3

Enjoy!

"You snore when you sleep, did you know that?"

"I don't." You muttered.

Rubens hands moved under the bed covers, caressing and grouping your naked body.

"You're gonna be late for work."

He grinned. "Let me work on you first."

It had been your first time spending the night. Sex with Ruben was just as you expected, eager and a bit needy. His egerness and need for your body showed long into the early morning. Who knows, you two might have been fucking each other all night.

"Ruben, go!" You groaned. But he rolled on top of you in a pathetic attempt to get a quicky in before work.

"Five more minutes."

He traced sloppy kisses down your body, his head disappearing beneath the duvet.

"Fuck."

His hands spread your legs like butter whilst his tounge swirled your clit like a popsicle.

"You can leave whenever, no stress."

Following a hot shower together, you found yourself in Ruben's kitchen. He was getting dressed for work, whilst you sat nibbling on a cluster of sweet grapes.

"What, no making me breakfast?"

He turned to you, his shirt yet buttoned and a sloppy black tie hanging around his neck.

"Seems like your eating me up right now." He smiled. Your eyes were sinfully scoping out his sculptured body.

"Ha ha, very funny."

"Besides..." He said, working the buttons on his shirt. "I've already had my breakfast this morning. It was delicious."

You held your chuckle, thighs pressing together underneath the table. The sensation of him was still there, Ruben and his slippery tounge.

"Have a nice day at work." You said. He came over to the kitchen Island where you sat, tilting your head back by slightly pulling your hair.

"God you're so sexy." He said and kissed you lips.

"Thanks, you two."

He chuckled "Don't forget to lock the door when you leave. The key is in the little pot by the door.

"Okay, I will."

Your day was much slower than Rubens. Working from home was usually a bore, but Rubens apartment had a nicer view than yours.

You asked yourself if this was supposed to be a one night stand? Ruben had been very relentless about his attraction to you ever since you stepped into his office two months ago. It had gone all down hill from there. Telling him that you didn't date colleagues, let alone your boss' assistant only seemed to make him what you more. Forbidden love. Which hopless romantic hadn't fallen into that trap before? You were glad however, that Ruben had respected you needs to take things slow. He neither saw you as a tease or a office cunt for making him wait two months to get with you.

"Shoot!"

It was around lunchtime. You were headed towards your favorite café in Manchester, when you realized that you had forgotten your purse at Ruben's. You had no intention on going back there once you left. It would be better for Ruben not to hear from you in a while. This way rumors around the office would seize to spread. Nevertheless you needed your purse and Ruben had already told you where the spare key was. Your reaction though, stepping into his apartment and finding another woman in there, a pregnant one at that.

"Hello?" She smiled. "Can I help you?"

She was surprisingly calm for a woman being met by a stranger looking for a purse.

"Um...I just forgot my purse." You said, unsure how to introduce yourself to the woman. Was she Rubens sister, in that case had Ruben told her about you?

"Oh, this one?" She held up the bag in front if her, looking admirable at it. After all, it was your finest Louis Vuitton. Ruben got it for you on your birthday.

"Yes. Thank you." You stepped forwards to grab the bag, forcing yourself not to stare at the womas bloated belly.

"Are you Rubens assistant?" She asked, with a hand to her stomach. The ring on her finger was beautiful. You were a bit of a jewelry enthusiasts so seeing a fine diamond like that always caught your attention.

"No, I'm his....his...we work together. I'm his colleague." You didn't know who this woman was, she could be working for HR for all you know. You and Ruben had agreed to keep things on the low, at least until you switched office next month.

"How nice to finally meet one of Ruben's coworkers. I barely know what he does for a living. " The woman laughed, her laughter seemed to lift the whole apartment. She was beautiful, you thought. Plump lips and thick brown hair.

"Well, I couldn't tell you." You chuckled. "Other than being my boss assistant I barely know anything myself."

It was true, you weren't even sure when and if Ruben had lunch breaks.

"You're funny." The woman said, stretching out a hand for you to greet.

"Y/N."

"Y/N, how beautiful. I'm Charlotte Dias, Rubens wife."

A moment of silence, as time seemed to collapse around you.

"C...come again?"

"I'm Charlotte Dias, Ruben's wife?"

His pregnant wife.

The woman looked at you with furrowed brows. "Haven't Ruben told you about me?

"Um...no, no he hasn't." You felt lightheaded and a sudden need to vomit.

"Is everything okay hun?" Charlotte stepped forward, her hands looking ready to catch you if you fell.

Your steps were wobbly, however you had to get out of there.

"I'm sorry I..." You moved to the door, fumbling with its handle.

"Wait, do you need me to..."

The door slammed shut behind you before Ruben's wife could finnish her sentence. Coming down the elevator, you stepped onto a busy street, feeling like you've gone crazy. Ruben had been lying to you. Lying to you about everything. You felt a need to hold in your tears but the pain that came with it was unbearable to withstand and so you weeped. Right there on the busy street you sat down on the sidewalk and weeped. How could he do this to you? That fucking liar.

[m-jelly]

Hey first off I love your work it’s soooooo good bruh

But I had this image in my head were Erwin smith is head of a huge company or organization with a little mafia or like gangster work on the side lol

But the reader is like his sweet little clumsy bubbly assistant and is kind of like the only one who understands him basically but he still sleeps around with a bunch of girls until one incident we’re he shows up to her doorstep injured and beaten and she nurses him back to health for like a week and he basically falls in love with her hard and he confesses to her and apologizes about the girls it’s all fluff and some smutt👀

I think this sounds so random😭 it popped in my head sorry if it may seem a little hard to understand English isn’t my first language😂

Hello anon, thank you so much for your kind words. This one sounds fun to make! Your English is incredible. Small change I'm making, I'm not gonna put in Erwin sleeping around as I think it is very him. We assume he does because he's around a lot of women, but he doesn't. Hope that's okay!

My Assistant

Pairing: Erwin x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, CEO and gangster Erwin, fluff, romance, falling in love, confessions, possessive Erwin, mentions of blood, pet names, suggestive themes, some smut, on top of the clothes stuff, grinding, fem orgasm.

Concept: Erwin, your boss, turns up at your apartment in the middle of the night covered in cuts and bruises. You welcome him in, clean him up and take care of him as he heals up. While spending time with you, Erwin's feelings for you that he'd pushed deep down inside of him bubble up. He confesses his love for you and reassures you.

Note for readers: I have removed the part where he sleeps around. I have mentioned this in the above note, but I wanted to mention it again.

Tagging Erwin simp @ladycheesington

You almost fell out of bed at someone banging on your door. You yanked on your dressing gown and danced around your excited cat a bit before rushing to the door. You unlocked it and peered around the door to see your boss standing there holding his right arm with blood, cuts and bruises on his body.

Your eyes widened. "Mr Smith?"

Erwin smirked at you as he took you in. You looked so cute to him in your night things and messy bed hair. "Hey, Doll. Mind letting me in? I need a bit of help."

You blushed at the pet name he always gave you that you just adored. "Let me unlatch." You closed the door, took the latch off and then opened it for him. "Be mindful of Steve."

Erwin always felt a little annoyed when you mentioned Steve. Erwin felt this twinge of irritation in the past and now. He was a bit jealous that Steve was the light of your life. He had told people you loved Steve a lot. He knew he probably had to wear Steve's clothes too.

He smiled when he saw a black cat running over to him meowing happily. "Oh, hello little guy."

You shouted from your bedroom. "I'm just changing and I'll be with you!"

He sat down on a dining chair and grunted. "Okay." He chuckled as your cat rubbed himself against him. "So cute."

You hurried back in a long shirt and shorts. "Sorry, okay let's have a look at you." You cupped Erwin's face and blushed under his intense gaze. "I think right now he looks worse than it is. You need a shower. I'll have a look for some clothes."

Erwin followed you into your bedroom. He looked around and eyed a few of your things. "Thanks for the help. Sorry I just turned up and disturbed you and Steve."

You hummed a laugh. "It's okay, Mr Smith."

"Erwin, please."

You smiled shyly. "Of course, Erwin."

His heart fluttered in delight. "I better wash up."

"I'll get your clothes and my medkit."

He paused a moment. "Thank you for not asking me questions."

"Erwin, you work a lot and there are things you do at work that I don't understand. I'm just your assistant and if you tell me to do something or help you, I'll do it." You saw him raise a brow. "Within reason. Don't push your luck."

He chuckled. "Naturally." He slipped into the bathroom and wondered how Steve would feel about him being there. He washed up and checked himself out in the mirror. "Hm, not as bad as I thought."

"Steve! Don't nibble on the carpet."

Erwin frowned at your voice. "Carpet?"

"My goodness, Mr, how many times."

He wrapped a towel around him and walked out. He wanted to show off his muscle to you and Steve. He wanted you to throw away Steve and pick him. Erwin had deep feelings for you and he kept them hidden because of Steve, but now he was in your home and hearing his name he couldn't fight much longer.

You turned to face Erwin and blushed hard when you saw the towel riding low on his hips. "Erwin."

He moved closer to you. "Steve causing issues?"

You gulped hard. "He's harmless." You cleared your throat. "Clothes. I got you some."

"I'll wear Steve's things."

You turned and stared at Erwin. "Huh?"

"I'll wear his stuff."

You frowned. "Uh...are you sure?"

"Yes."

You laughed a little before walking to a box on a shelf. "Okay, if you say so." You walked back over and showed Erwin a little bowtie and a cute cape. "Not sure which one will fit you."

Erwin stared at them. "What in the world are those?"

"Steve's clothes. He wears the bow on fancy occasions and a cape on Halloween." You giggled and looked down at your black cat. "You look like a cute gentleman, don't you Steve?"

Erwin stared at your cat. "Steve is your cat?"

"Yes."

Erwin felt incredibly stupid. He was an intelligent man who ran a massive company and led a gang and yet, he thought Steve your cat was your boyfriend who'd stolen your heart. He was jealous all this time over a cat. "Steve."

You hummed a laugh. "That's him."

He had pushed his feelings down because he wanted you to be happy, but his jealousy had gotten strong recently. "Steve."

You picked up your cat and put his bowtie on. "Isn't he snazzy?"

Erwin ruffled his wet hair. "He's very handsome."

You giggled and put him down. "I'll get those clothes for you. I have like guy's clothes I've bought for comfort and it should fit you, but it might be tight across your muscles."

"I'm okay with that."

You smiled and grabbed the clothes. "Here. You know, you after a shower it doesn't look too bad."

"Wait until tomorrow."

You made Erwin a nice coffee just how he liked it and made some soup as well. You brought it over and waited for Erwin to return to you. Your heart raced when he returned to you in your tight clothes. "Oh, I'm sorry it's too tight."

Erwin sat at your dining table. "It's not. They're comfy."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah." He wasn't lying. He liked your clothes being snug and it smelt of you. "Thank you."

You put his food and drink in front of him. "Enjoy while I patch you up."

"Appreciate it."

You cleaned up his hands one after another, before tending to his face. Once he was cleaned up there you had to do a lot of work to his right arm. You sighed and felt frustrated with him that he got himself so badly hurt. You wanted to tell him off and ask him to be more careful, but you had no place to say that.

Erwin gazed at you as you sighed. "Something wrong?"

You shook your head. "It's all okay."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

He took your hands and massaged them. "Talk to me."

You gripped his hands and pouted. "I'm just annoyed and worried. What the hell did you do to get yourself into this mess? I'm worried sick."

He smiled softly. "You're worried about me? So, you care about me."

You whined. "I do."

He kissed your hands. "How sweet."

You pulled your hands away. "You should call your girlfriend about this." You stood up and cleaned the table. "What number are you on now?"

He followed you into your kitchen. "I don't have a girlfriend right now. I've only had two and I left both because one wanted my money and the other got herself into danger on purpose so I'd save her."

You turned to him. "You're just a CEO."

"I organise a gang."

You opened and closed your mouth in thought before humming. "Right...wait, so you got hurt due to gangs?"

"Yes. I got into a fight, but I won. I needed help and all I could think about was you."

You smiled. "Really?"

He caressed your cheek. "Really."

You leaned into his touch before pulling away. "I can't fall for this like all the other women."

"What other women?"

"You sleep around, I know that. I don't want to judge your life, but I don't want to be added to the count."

Erwin walked up behind you. "There is no list. There is no number. I don't sleep around." He sighed. "I find the concept rather pointless and disgusting."

You turned around and backed up quickly when you saw how close to you Erwin was. You bumped into the counter as your heart raced. "Erwin, I...I'm sorry I accused you of...it's just...people talk..."

He placed his hands on the counter on either side of your body. "Jealous people spread rumours. I've had a lot of things said about me due to me rejecting people and proposals and just being a CEO."

"That's pretty shit."

"It is. It gets in the way of a lot of things." He sighed. "Like I heard Steve was your boyfriends and not a cat."

You nibbled your lip. "Ah."

He pulled back from you. "Do you mind if I stay over? I'll use your sofa."

"Oh, sure things but Steve might sleep on you."

"I'm okay with that. I think I can get along with him now I know he's not a boyfriend."

You blushed when you saw Erwin scoop up Steve and happily pet him. You got Erwin some blankets and a pillow before wishing him goodnight and heading to your bed.

Erwin sat back as you changed the bandages on his arm. He was rather happy that the past few days you'd been acting like a married couple. He did a lot around your apartment and the way you doted on him made his heart skip a beat. He enjoyed cooking together, cleaning and watching movies snuggled up on the sofa. One night you even fell asleep on him.

He looked down at your work and smiled. "Thank you."

You tied it in placed and massaged his arm. "It's healing, but it is slow."

"Mm, well that's my fault."

You frowned a little. "How?"

"I'm willing it to heal slowly so I can stay longer with you."

You giggled at his flirting words. "You're a big flirt. You've been getting worse and worse."

He pulled you closer. "I can't help myself. You're so smart, cute, funny, sexy and adorable. I just want to eat you up."

"Erwin."

He smirked. "Doll." He nuzzled the crook of your neck making you giggle so sweetly. "Mm, so warm and you smell like lemons."

"Thank you."

He pulled back and sighed. "I will get the dinner tonight, okay?"

You nodded. "If you're sure."

He kissed your neck. "Be right back."

You watched him approach your door. "Okay, see you in a bit."

He paused by the door and smirked. "You're gonna miss me?"

You looked away. "N-No."

"I'll miss you."

You whined. "Okay, I will."

Erwin left your apartment and felt like he was now your lover living with you. He had clothes there now and a few of his things. He felt like he'd moved in. He didn't want to leave you, in fact, he wanted you to live with him in his penthouse. He wanted to take care of you and shower you with love and affection. Erwin was going to confess his love during dinner tonight.

He bought a few things for a nice Italian meal, along with flowers and chocolates. He even bought you a cute necklace. He gathered his things and made his way back to you. He felt his heart fluttering at the thought of you. He wanted to kiss you and hold you all night long. He wanted to make love to you from sunset to sunrise. He wanted to hear you moan his name. He wanted you as his.

Erwin was feeling possessive of you. He wanted you all to himself. He didn't want any other men to have you. He loved you so much that it controlled all his actions. He lived and breathed you. He knew he was a bit crazy, but he didn't care because you were so incredible.

He slipped into your place and smiled at Steve meowing at him. "Hey buddy, I'm home. Where's your mummy?" He looked up when he heard you running over. "Hello, Doll."

Your eyes lit up at seeing Erwin. "Welcome home! Are you okay? You didn't get hurt or anything?"

"I'm perfectly fine."

You sighed. "Oh good. Was it a nice trip?" You took one of the bags and moved it to the kitchen.

Erwin followed you. "Was okay. Would have been better with you."

"Flirt."

"That's the intention."

You gazed at Erwin. "Sorry?"

He moved closer. "I said, that was my intention. I am flirting with you and I have been for a while." He snaked his hand over your waist and pulled you closer. "I hope there is no man in your life because if there is I will make him disappear. I want to be the only man in your life. I will take care of you and love you every single day. I will give you anything you want and desire. I love you." He leaned closer and said your name. "I am deeply and madly in love with you."

You flushed red. "Erwin...do...do you mean that all?"

He yanked your body against his and growled. "I do. You have no idea how crazy I am about you. I want you as mine. I adore you so much." He tapped his forehead against yours. "Please say you love me too."

You gripped his shirt. "I do. I really do. I love you, Erwin. I've loved you for a while, but I held back because I thought you wouldn't. I believed the rumours. I want to be with you too."

He panted a little as his excitement took over. "Can I kiss you?"

"Please do."

Erwin crashed his lips against yours with intense passion. He slipped his tongue into your mouth and moaned with you as your tongues moved together. He lifted you up and sat you on your counter as you clung to Erwin. He hummed in happiness as you wrapped your legs around him and pulled him closer to you. He felt you move your hips against him, so he moved his.

You shoved your fingers in his soft blonde hair and tugged roughly causing Erwin to growl. You pulled from Erwin's lips and moaned in delight as he nibbled and licked your neck. You moaned as he bit and sucked hard on your skin. You squeaked when he spanked his hand onto your bum and gripped roughly.

You panted as he kept moving against you. "Erwin, you feel so good." You moaned as he rubbed so perfectly against you. You mewled as you felt your coil tighten as he kept moving against you. "Erwin, mm."

He bit your neck and angled your hips to make sure he grinded his hips against you just right. "I love you. I love you so much. You're mine, doll, all mine."

You shivered in delight. "Yes, I'm all yours."

He smiled when your moans got higher in pitch. "That's it, sweetheart, enjoy yourself."

You felt the snap and moaned out. "Erwin!" You threw your head back and accidentally smacked your head against the cupboard and causing a loud thud. "Ow!"

Erwin stopped moving and cupped the back of your head. "Crap, are you okay?"

You winced a little and fought tears. "Mm, I'm okay."

He hugged you tightly. "Poor doll."

You giggled. "I'm okay. You were just so good."

Erwin chuckled. "Guess so." He kissed the top of your head. "I'll kiss it better." He lifted you off the counter and held you close as he massaged the back of your head. "Poor thing."

You pouted a bit and leaned up. "Kiss?"

He smirked and kissed you. "I have something for you."

You hummed. "What is it?"

He pulled out the flowers, chocolates and the case with the necklace. "All for you."

You gasped. "No one has ever given me flowers, chocolates and a gift before." You hugged the flowers. "Thank you."

He opened the box to show you the necklace. "It is sad that no one has ever spoiled you before. You deserve it all."

You whined a bit. "So pretty....are you sure I can have it?"

"Yes." He put the box down and then put the necklace on you. "Stunning."

You kissed him and blushed. "Thank you."

"I am making a three-course Italian meal for you too as a date."

You looked over the food as he got it out. "Amazing."

He tied on your cute apron and winked at you. "I do hope you enjoy."

"Um, Erwin?"

He hummed. "Everything okay, my cute doll?"

You started trimming the flowers and arranging them. "Um, speaking of a three-course meal. I'm hoping what we did on the counter was an appetizer."

Erwin walked up behind you and pressed his big bulge against your bum making you shiver and moan. "Don't you worry, my darling dear. I intend to make love to you from sunset to sunrise."

You pressed yourself back against Erwin. "I can't wait."

He wrapped his arms around you and nipped your neck and spoke with a husky voice. "I need to feed you, but I want you so badly."

You mewled. "Me too."

He slid a hand up and massaged your left breast in his massive hand. "You're a delectable meal that should be savoured for days."

You whimpered. "Erwin."

He hugged you tightly. "I should behave for now. We have a wonderful dinner to eat."

You relaxed against him. "I can't wait."

[msfbgraves]

(They may be a little embarassed about their Daddy always being so hot for their Mama and not afraid to show it, even outside of heats. He could be a little more discreet, but he is a Mob boss, are you gonna tell him?) 

Finally! Proof that Terry Silver is the world’s most embarrassing parent. And spouse. Seriously Terry, NO puppy wants to know how horny 24/7 you are for their Mama. That’s for the bedroom, or whatever other little moments during the day you can sneak in away from prying eyes. I suppose Terry thinks nothing of his behavior, lmao. Like, the man is so Extra—this is him being restrained! Really!!

Anyway, I am under the impression that if Daniel had let him, Terry would have gladly gotten him pregnant with 10 more puppies. 

But a question: (not afraid to show it, even outside of heats.) Are Alphas typically only openly affectionate or ‘cuddly’ with their omegas during Heat time? Are they much more reserved and restrained otherwise, and Terry just the lovey-dovy weirdo? Because when they’re not fighting, I’m actually picturing  Terry and Daniel to both be pretty affectionate and loving on each other since they’re both such tactile people—maybe much to the mortification of their puppies. 

Someone like, let’s say Kreese I can see being deeply reserved in his affection towards Betsy, and keeping that sort of thing very private due to his introverted nature, even if she had been an omega. Even the Don I see as more restrained, but perhaps that’s because his wife is a beta? Maybe Daniel being an omega brings out even more of Alpha Terry’s psycho side 😂 

I suppose it’s nice to know you’re always desired—maybe too much so 🤣 

Too much for whom? Nonnie, imagine the alternative - what if your parents were never affectionate with one another? I've mentioned it in passing, but after his sister died, Terry's Mammy did not want any more children; a wish his Daddy respected but how do you think they prevented that? Birth control? Who has that kind of money? They mostly avoided intimacy. Good times in the Silver house. No! They are married and mated and there is nothing to be ashamed of. The puppies only start finding it mortifying when it reminds them of the sex they're not quite ready to have yet, but growing into. So, there's a lot of horny Silver teenagers blushing and taking quite long showers. Let them! Falling in love? Let them! Having agonised confessions? Let them! Daddy will love and hug Mama whenever they both want and when his pups understand why he comes home in the middle of the day sometimes and sends them all out, or why Mama sometimes goes to visit him at the Stallion? Not his problem. Don't disturb Mama and Daddy without say so when they're in their bedroom, it's that simple. He lets his kids have their space when the door is closed. "Robby, downstairs in ten minutes."

And yes, Terry shows the same frenzy most Alphas show only during heats at other times too. The Don is much more reserved by nature, as is John Kreese; that's who they are whoever their mate is.

But no. Terry loves his mate, in every sense of the word, as long as Danny is OK with it. Anyone who has a problem with that can fight him.

[howl-fantasies]

Hi idk if you're still taking request but imagine victor and reader getting caught in the middle of doing it by cobblepot but victor doesn't stop. 💕💕

A/N - I laughed so hard imagining that one. Typically something he would do to fluster Oswald 😂

I hope you'll like it! Enjoy.

Warning : Explicit, clearly rated M. So kids under 18, please don't read. 👀 English mistakes, i'm working on it, it’s also the first time I write some smut in english soooooo hope it’ll not disappoint.

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NO LIMITS

Three simple words : Iceberg lounge now. 

She received it ten minutes ago and immediately jumped inside of her car, smashing the accelerator - not like she cared about speed limits after all and rushed to Oswald’s club. 

The woman finally stopped the engine in front of the building, climbed down and rushed to the top floor, her guns ready. 

She exited the elevator slowly, listening intensely to be able to catch some fight noises or a threat or the ‘clic’ of a loading gun, but she didn’t hear a thing. Nothing, except the low ambiance music of the lounge. 

That was strange, where were Oswald and Butch? There was no life in here. Though, she knew better than stupidly call out loud his name, so she dialed his phone and heard Funky Town resonating not too far from the bar. “Right here sweetness”, called Zsasz and she sighed, withdrawing her guns and making her way to him. 

The hitman was sit on a stool, a glass of water in front of him and straightened a bit when he saw her. “Thought something happened”, She said in a bored tone and took a seat next to him after she grabbed a bottle of whiskey behind the bar to pour it in another glass. “I was bored”, answered Victor in the same tone watching her from head to toes. 

“Did I interrupt your shower? Your hair is still wet”, the assassin mocked a bit, taking a strand of it between two fingers and playing with it like a stupid kid. “It will be wet with your blood in a minute if you don’t give me one good reason to not stab you to death for making me rush in here for nothing.” She threatened. 

“Don’t be that way”, He chuckled as he leaned a bit, his boyish grin still in place, “Should I pat you down for weapons then? For my own security”. Y/N raised a brow and clicked her tongue in disproval, shoving him away by smashing her sole against his shoulder harshly. 

“You’ll have to touch me to do that dearest”, She purred mockingly, only to see his grin double in size as he grabbed her ankle to put a kiss on her skin. “Okie dokie”, He simply said as his grip became more firm and he pull her brutally out of her stool, making her crash against his chest and forcing her to straddle him. 

“There you are”, he sang airily while putting his hands on her butt. “Oh!” He exclaimed in false surprise “What is it?” 

He skillfully pull out of a hidden pocket a small blade, waving it under her nose, and shaking his head in a ‘no’, “can’t let you stay here with that sweetness, it’s dangerous you know”, he taunted. 

She watched him put the weapon on the bar with a blank face. He was indeed bored enough to grope her like a pervert in the middle of the day and in the middle of their boss’ club. 

His gloved hands traveled to her bare thighs, the cool feeling of the fabric making her shiver, and grabbed two guns from their holsters to put them with the blade on the counter. 

He then snaked his left forearm around her waist and pressed her even more against him, letting his right hand moves up, brushing her left breast, clavicle, shoulder and neck until it stopped on the back of it, grabbed it and pulled her head to his. 

Their lips brushed but a strong hand crashed hard against his chest, maintaining some distance between them and making his brows raised playfully, he always loved the challenge. 

Y/N put her hands on his shoulders, tightening her grip painfully and let her mouth skim his cheek until it was near his ear. “My turn now”, she breathed seductively, making him hummed appreciatively. His arm let her go, and he put each hands on her hips, stroking her flesh above her dress as she started to work. 

“Of course I can’t let you enjoy yourself too much with those two”, She taunted as she took his guns and put them away too. “Annnnd this one too” She grinned, while sliding a hand in his back, pulling the fabric of his shirt out of his pants, brushing his flesh in purpose and grabbing another hidden gun which joined the two previous ones. 

“Now the blades, my love”, She purred before putting a kiss on his neck and nibbling at the sensible skin. “Not fair sweetness”, He cooed as he grabbed a handful of her hair to pull her head back and give him access to her mouth which he devoured despite her weak protest. 

It quickly changed into grunts and moans as he firmly grab the back of her thighs to lift her on the bar, then resumed his kissing as she opened her legs to trap him between them, pulling him against her core and pressing him with the help of her calf. 

He offered her a toothy grin, and a “Someone is in a hurry”, he whispered from in between her mounds that he kissed and kneaded, earning a quick ‘shut up’ and a hand on the back of his head, guiding him to her mouth again. She then moved against his already hard lower part, earning a deep appreciative grunt. 

“Who’s in a hurry now?” She whispered mockingly before french kissing him again as one of her hand slide down slowly between the two of them, stopping on his belt and skillfully unbuckling it. She quickly grabbed his member and stroked it lovingly making him groan.

Still enjoying her caress and hungrily kissing her, he grabbed the aim of her dress and pulled it up to give him a better access to her still covered core. He let her lips go a second, just to be able to remove his right hand’s glove with his teeth, tossing it next to the guns.

He kissed her again and stroke the fabric of her panties and humming appreciatively when he felt her wetness. “Not only the hair, uh”, he ginned as he easily slides two fingers in her, making her gasp and tightening her grip on his shaft. 

“Stop teasing. I want you inside of me, and I want it now!”, she demanded him before she bites his bottom lip hard enough to make it bleed. 

“Ok boss”, He purred mockingly as he stopped working inside of her and pulled his finders out, only to be replaced by his member which entered her in one swift movement making the woman gasp loudly again and grip at his shoulder. “Ah... I’m home, love”, He dared to say with a smug grin a few centimeter from her face. 

She clicked her tongue and frowned, “Good. Now start to wo-! Ah!” He quickly moved back, only to smash his hips agains her in a hard thrust. “Sorry what?” He taunted again. 

“Basta-!” He did it again, securing one on her hips in one hand, as his other grabbed the edge of the bar. “Can’t hear you sweetness”, he grunted and sang at the same time in his irritating smug tone. 

That was enough, she decided, smashing her right hand against the counter to push her upper half up to be at same eight and crashed her lips against his while also moving her lower half up and down his hard member. 

She felt him smirk against her mouth as he snaked the arm he used to hold her hip completely around her lower back, allowing him to push even further. “Oh fuck!” She moaned loudly as she gripped his jacket tightly. 

“Here! Right fucking here!” She breathed in absolute lust. “Don’t you fucking dare to stop!” He loved it, when she was all bossy like this and thrusted in her even harder. 

It was intoxicating. Addictive. Her mewls and whimpers were even better than any music. He could die here and he wouldn’t even fucking care as long as he was buried balls deep in her. 

He felt her velvety walls starting to tighten around him, milking him in the most delightful way. She was close, as much as he was. Just a few more thrusts and -

“VICTOR WHERE THE HELL ARE Y-... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” The two moved in sync, grabbing a gun on the counter and aiming at the intruder. Oswald was livid, frozen in place saucer-eyed and his mouth open in absolute shock and horror. 

“OH MY GOD!” Yelled the little man again, too disturb to even think about turning or closing his eyes. Hurried steps resonated behind him, “Boss what’s the-... OH MY FUCKING! SON OF A...!” Screamed Butch too at the view of the two assassins playing puzzle pieces on the top of the bar. The large man had the sense to turn around though. 

Zsasz and Y/N lowered their gun at the same time and she chuckled, not even ashamed. She then sent Victor a warning glance when she felt his member becoming harder inside of her. 

He loved the adrenaline and the one he was feeling now was so thrilling. “DON’T STAY HERE LIKE TWO IDIOT AND MOVE OR SOMETHING YOU BLOODY RABBITS!” Yelled Oswald again, smashing his cane on the hard floor. 

“Oh? Ok”, simply answered Victor before resuming his hard thrusts inside of her and making her gasp in surprise. “Oh fuck! Poor choice...of...fuck right here! words...Oswald”, She grunted. Poor Penguin was now red from head to toes, taking a few steps back in horror. 

“NOT LIKE THAT VICTOR! BACK OFF THE HARLOT!” He yelled. “Boss, I beg you, please let’s get out of here. Torture I can stand it, but that’s too much for me!”, Begged Butch, still giving them his back and trying his best to ignore the lustful and indecent noises made by the two. 

Oswald finally imitated him and turn around. “Let’s go to my office.” He blurted in a mechanical voice before jolting like the thunder just stroke him. “YOU BETTER CLEAN THE BAR AFTER YOU FINISHED COPULATING YOU INDECENT EXHIBITIONISTS!” He yelled again and limped his way out of his own bar. He was just shutting the door of his office when he heard Y/N screaming “Oh! Vic! I’m cumming!” 

“Those fucking degenerates!” Screamed Cobblepot again, burying his head between his hands, while Butch was on the phone with Tabitha. “They will pay for this!” Continued the little man, throwing one hell of a tantrum in his office but too coward to get out until the idiotic duet respectfully knocked at his door, clearly messing with him. 

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Barbs 

GIRL! Tabi told me. You are fucking ICONIC! 

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A/N - I hope you liked it. 😬 Thanks again for your request! Have a beautiful day dear.