#don't read I'm ranting I need to vant somewhere or I'll explode

[hikarinokusari]

It’s 2020 and I’m growing sicker and sicker of DRG pseudo ”jokes”. Be a dragoon, do you job extroardinary, die ONCE ad you’ll get those omg unwanted crap. Lol tanking the floor, that’s your job lololol. Lol drg died again. Lol not wasting MP on you again. ( that’s the first time you died but ok,  you’re a dragoon, you know how that works. ) Okay.  You want job jokes that are actual and unfortunately not funny either ? - Heals, dying on an esuna-ble DOOM. Permanently. Or heals having full MP and shouting in the chat to their coheal : why didn’t you heal me. That’s alway a good one. ( CT raids nowadays are fun on my data server. I swear. ) - Tanks putting the cleave toward the team like lolol ( but you know, those never have the time to play but queue anyway so lolol don’t have time to think lolol )  - BLM being able to tp to a mate and tp back that don’t. Constantly. - BLM being able to dodge the aoe AND stay in their lines, because the buff applies even if you’re not in the middle of the circle and just touching the edges of it.  - RDM, being played by stoooopid because it deals damages being in a safe spot. But they somehow manage to stay in the aoes while RDM is mobile af. I don’t get it ? - MNK having a dmg reducing pose, never activating it, while if they did they’d have survived.  - RDM telling you with their full PM that they can’t raise you because the 60s cd of swiftcast is not over.  - Healers not knowing the Invuln of DRK when they survive a mortal attack is deadly if they ain’t full healed.  - GNB that never activates their defensive cd, packs the more they can, activating bolide, seeing perfectly the heals has no mana, already used lucid dream, and their cd on the previous hellish packs.  - Machinists, Bards and Dancer, litteraly any ranged pulling the mobs and running the further from the tank they can, and thus dying. That’s a constant one. - High-level melee, in EX trials, running far from the dragoon eye dmg buff, prefering to stay in a aoe and die than dealing more damages. - Healer, DPS, not knowing they have a 6sec invuln before any skills is cast on them or by them. Dying because they could not wait 1sec before hitting the boss. ( Always fun to see them dying asap and see the 2400 PM wasted on them. ) Shall I continue the list :D ?  But Yeah. Keep blaming the DRG who have to remember which attack from which boss works with the “ step on the floor is your last position for the game “ and which mechs don’t work with this logic ( animation bs works, not the last place you landed on ) with their jumps. Blame a melee job who has to be constantly aware of everything ( close combat you know, that’s the real difficulty while ranged is ... you can not bother of half the mechs of the boss everytime and stay safe without moving your feet ever).  It’s easier to blame the drg to die once in a lifetime because of one mistake while all the team is doing nonsense and the drg was litteraly carrying the dps while the others were dead.   And the said-dragoon was healing himself with second breath and his cd for having life.  Yeah. Funny DRG jokes, loving to hear them as a DRG main when I die once. Once. In 10 hours of playing without a break.  I die once, I get stupid jokes. So I just answer with a smile or not at all.  They die because of their own silliness ? They still get rep point.    Change your job jokes. Especially when they’re litteraly not fun or does not work for the player in this case. Especially when you’re the one dying too much on simple mechs. Or when you could have just cast esuna ( a cryptid ) to save yourself.