#don't mess with the crazy axe lady

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"I hope Flynn and Ezekiel are having an easier time."

The Librarians S02E02 And the Broken Staff.

[pancakestoryteller]

What if I was PC in Stardew valley, entry #4

I just fed a rock statue. I legitimately have no words for this right now.

It all started when I was messing around with my new axe that Clint just made for me. He said it was powerful enough to chop up the really big logs around the valley and he was not kidding. There was this huge log in cindersnap that I've been trying to move for ages. Once I did, I found a little path into another small grove. It's so beautiful in here. Lots of foraging items, murderous jelly molds, and statues in the back corner of it. I ended up in front of the statue and was hungry, so I pulled out one of the fruits I just harvested. I got the seeds from that crazy cart lady. Crazy, because her prices were nuts. Anyways, the statue started to freaking glow and that fruit just drifted into its mouth.

I don't have the energy to freak out anymore. I just don't. This valley is nuts. The people here are nuts. I am clearly nuts. I'm going home and passing out... After I eat this purple star that the statue gave me. Because that's a normal thing to do when a statue gives you a glowing fruit in return for feeding it. Shouldn't be concerned at all with what this fruit could do to me.

[darkness-to-redemption]

Lavi just nodded, then walked away. Hugging herself with her arms as she went. Now very much wishing that they could have done more. Tried harder. Then River wouldn'thave left and this whole mess wouldn't have happened.

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"Let's go." Rith looked at the captain. "We'll report back once we get a handle on things."

The next time they popped back in, it was in a now empty field. But one that had recently been the site of a fight. A large one.

"Spread out." Rith told the group. "Look for any clues, but keep each other in sight. We don't need another one going missing."

The young turtles spread out into a widening circle.

Rith took that moment to look out over the battle field. "Must have been one hell of a fight." He noted to Armonius. "Place is wrecked."

"Mmm." Came the quiet agreement from the Elemental next to him. "Looks like the most damage is on the north side." Armonius pointed at a low set of hills not far away.

"Probably where the actual ambush took place." Rith bit his lower lip in thought. "Vicky told us that field medics usually set up shop as far away from the fighting as possible. So, my guess would be River would have been more on the southern side of the field. Let's go see if the crazy bird lady is right."

"Better not let her hear you call her that." Armonius warned. "Might not end well for you."

Rith shot him a quick grin as they walked.

Sure enough, Cascadia called to them. She had been searching that area with Hydromus and Lilly. The pair walked up to them as the curly redhead bent over and picked something up.

It was one of River's hand axes, broken. Rith immediately squished the sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. And had to do it again when Lilly picked up something else.

"River's pack." Lilly's eyes suddenly flashed as her temper wanted to flare.

Rith and the others could immediately see what had angered her. There was blood on it. Danica and Dominic quickly joined them. She took a sample while he fired up his backpack. Danica ran the sample through it, and her face paled when the result came back.

"It's River's blood."

Rith clenched his jaw, but kept his composure. Tempest just stood quietly behind them, but he didn't need to say anything. His expression said it all. Rith put a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

"What do you think happened." Temp asked.

"Too early to tell." Rith replied. "And you'll drive yourself crazy trying to piece it together. Just keep calm, we'll find her."

"But in what condition." Lilly muttered to Mizu, who grunted.

@infuriatedleprechaun

Opposites Attract

“Careful, you idiot.” Leonardo snarled at his youngest brother. “They’ll hear you, scatter and I’ll have to chase them all around the city.”

[bostonboyevans]

[text]: exactly, everything else will fade to black as you two stand up there together! it'll be like no one else in the world even exists in that moment. oh, I am for sure a rambling mess! ask Seb! you should see the cards I write him every month, sometimes more! or the mushy texts I send him in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. all very rambly Margot, haha.

[text]: I cannot wait to see those two together again! are you kidding? you don't have to thank me! we're honored you guys have asked him to be part of your special day. plus, any chance to see our babies together is a yes for me. they're so sweet with one another. I should have put in a good word to get you cast in this one since it's filming and set in Boston! you can keep hitting on my husband because I'll keep on hitting on your wife ;) haha Piper is taking after her mum when she was young! I keep saying she's my karma for being a bratty teen to my mum. I just can't believe Bradie is in school either! she's growing up so fast! I can never decide who she looks more like: you or Jade. I swear, she's 50/50, split right down the middle. I'm so glad to hear she's enjoying school! I.m holding on tight to both of them! I'm wondering how Axe is going to be two in just under two weeks!

[Text:] In that case I think I need to take some tips for you two! That sounds so cute, I need to come up with something like that for Jade just to mush over her a little more haha. Seeing you two happy is just the best I can't get enough of it (even if I am a little jealous you got him to marry you first...)

[Text:] Jade and I are hoping they'll get the hint eventually with a few nudges here and there, I'd love every second of having Axel as my son in law. Yeah thanks for thinking of me after it's underway! Nah honestly I've had a lot on with ASP anyway so you're forgiven. Oh I have permission now? Honestly I think my wife would prefer you hitting on her anyway! Ahh how they get revenge on us huh? I'm glad to hear she's doing well though, at least she's letting you know whos boss around here. Oh god she's definitely got Jade's swagger but I've persuaded her to be more interested in football than dance so I got my own back. That's so crazy to me, it seems like yesterday he was just a little nugget and now he's making all the ladies swoon!