#don't make fun of my first caboose i'm still working out how to draw him please 💔

[mysticalcats]

caboose (and others)

[donut-entendre]

for the character ask thing: church

w. which one. I am going to assume α-Church

Why I like them:

I can't give an interesting answer for why I like him he's just. Church is The character ever do you NEED reasons to like him. Are you fucking kidding me. He is hilariously unobservant about himself and a total fucking nerd if you need literally any statements. It's so funny that people actually think he hates the reds and blues. Like riddle me this fool would YOU sacrifice yourself for some guys you weren't even AROUND at the time if you didn't care about them? Huh? He is constantly fighting off the empathy demons with a stick to maintain his uncaring guise but it doesn't fucking work because he keeps pulling shit like 'make potentially competent medic get to new idiot at all costs' and 'worries very hard about sick teammate' and we can't FORGET about 'would hold their hands if they were dying in a visceral and gross way despite voicing he didn't want to go near the sick one just moments ago and was worried that said visceral death might happen in the first place' Are you fucking kidding me. Why do I like Church. He's so fucking ridiculous and tragic. Love that dude he is so Adjective

Why I don’t: Not applicable. If I had to pick anything it would be how he treats his friends but I'd still have to acknowledge the nuance in that psychologically he COULDN'T accept that he cared about people because of the PFL bullshit.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): I cannot choose. You cannot make me because I am incapable of this.

Favorite season/movie: See above.

Favorite line: 'any of his pissed off screaming lines' for 500. Also when O'Malley went into his head and he was just that post that's like 'if a demon possessed me I'd just be like whatever man your turn I'm out'

Favorite outfit: Halo 3 armor FTW buuuuut also he dresses like a slutty goth cowboy. Prove me wrong. You can't. I'm the only person here who knows how people dress in the south I'm the authority on this matter /j

OTP: Church x Happiness is the real ship. Uhhhh if I had to pick a ship to become canon though It'd be chucker or chuckboose

Brotp: ... Chex tbh. Literally imagine them being ex's AND friends. I know canon is already kinda like that but Imagine. Church and Grif are also bros they make fun of shitty sci-fi movies that Simmons would scream at together

Head Canon: The blues draw silly faces on all his helmet visors and he will find every excuse to not get rid of them. Also I am a fat αlpha Church truther. And Church was shorter than Tucker by an inch or two at first but is exactly ONE inch taller than him as Robot #2. EXACTLY one. and he's all smug about it too

Unpopular opinion: I can't BELIEVE this is unpopular but he's not actually angry most of the time, just irritated. There's a difference. Church is ANGRY when Caboose dies in the time loops, he's IRRITATED when he's in a stupid argument.

A wish: PSA's with Church? PSA's with Church pretty please? I don't care if he's dead in the main show the PSA verse is implied to be like. They're actors of themselves. PSA's with Church I want to see him. Give him soup and fresh bread

An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen: ... But do NOT bring him back, worse if it's just to kill him again. I'm a slut for Church lives au's but he shouldn't come back in canon either. They got to say bye, let it stay bye.

5 words to best describe them: In denial, Irritable, needs therapy, softhearted, selfless

My nickname for them: Horrible little cuddlebug. Dickhead McDumbass. LL Church. Shouty McLoud. Baby blue bitch. I'm fucking with you only 2 of those are nicknames I use lol