#don't get me started on gay sex how is barok supposed to know how men have sex with each other if all he's hearing about is that it's bad
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broke: Due to his attractiveness, Barok has slept with countless (wo)men.
woke: Despite his attractiveness, Barok is a virgin.
Bespoke: Because of entirely different factors, Barok does not know what sex is.
#this was the result of a silly conversation I had with my bf where we discussed that - since we believe the van zieks parents died early in—#—barok's life - barok didn't really have any women in his life until klint brought lady b along and thus is also confused and awkward with—#—them as soon as the interaction goes beyond etiquette-based back and forth and barok has to improvise#barok knows what sex does! but he is way too sexually repressed (and/or gay and/or ace) to ever really ask himself or show interest in—#—discovering the actual logistics of it. and then klint also isn't around anymore to explain it to him...#don't get me started on gay sex how is barok supposed to know how men have sex with each other if all he's hearing about is that it's bad#this is mostly a joke unless you don't want to treat it as such. i just love making up silly things about him#the great ace attorney#tgaa#barok van zieks#spoilers#tgaa spoilers#dgs spoilers#<- just to be safe
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