#don't ever get Muse and Levi started on a topic like this...it wont end EVER

[zevlors-tail]

Muse and Levi: *watching S4 of SAO in Levi's room with Simeon and Solomon*

Muse: LISTEN. All I'm saying is that Asuna is a real one for not smacking that bitch Alice in the face. Because if that were MY man, you can bet she'd be in the fucking ground.

Levi: LOL, what do you have against Alice!?

Muse: FIRST OF ALL-

Simeon: Oh dear...

Levi: Here we go-

Muse: Hey, no- You asked! First of all-

Solomon: I can't hear the TV.

Levi: *pauses the show* Alice did absolutely nothing wrong and she's a huge part of the plot! The fact that she's a living AI with consciousness and a soul is testament to that!

Muse: SHE'S TOTALLY OP AND SHE CONTRIBUTES NOTHING IN TERMS OF HER CHARACTER THOUGH!

Solomon: I suppose her character is a little flat...

Levi: No way! Simeon, you can totally see it, right!? That Alice is a developed character who's relevant to the plot and plays an important role in everything!?

Simeon: Um, I-

Muse: Plus, she's the whole reason Eugeo died! It should have been HER they killed off, NOT Eugeo. He was literally the best character in the series!

Levi: What!? No way, Klein was way better than Eugeo!

Muse: WRONG. Eugeo was best boi and I'm team Asuna all the way. Fuck Alice, and I hope Asuna tells her to shove it!

Levi: Well I'm team Alice!

Solomon: Are we done here?

Simeon: I told Luke I would help him work on a recipe tonight. It's getting a little late...

Levi and Muse at the same time: NO!

Levi: *unpauses show*

Muse: *curling up on Solomon's lap* I miss Eugeo...