#don't bother them or you'll face the consequences hehe

[keykittygirl]

Cuddles...

I finally draw the raspberry duo!

Don't ask me the context cuz I won't give you all any 🤭

Only people on discord knew about it hehe (//v^)

So bye-

[forthegoob]

THE LAST ONE. React to season 17 episode 10.

(feel free to use my shitty screenshots, we are here to share after all.)

So, before I begin to watch it. I already know who is Peter, thanks to Reddit. He is the bother of Deputy Director Douglas Bailey.

We also know Penelope will be on the field. And Voit somewhere out of jail (or it's Rossi hallucinating again.)

PRESS PLAY. I'M SO EXCITED.

It's Waco, again.

Luke is so hot, he just make all explode (kidding but what about a "Let Luke away from bomb challenge" for the next season.)

Oh a grid fall on him and protect him. Waw, lucky Dave...

Haha. Emily is abduct, I KNEW IT. So, we know the team find her alive and they are all alive because they just throw photos of the episode weeks ago like candy.

TURN ON THE LIGHT PLEASE.

Son of a.

But, why Prentiss ? Because they can't get Rossi ? I mean, Rossi wrote the paper, not Prentiss. But they knew Prentiss is the actual unit chief.

"If I had a nickel for everytime Prentiss is abducted and interrogated, I'd have 4 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened four times."

Hehe

Voit was transfer, so he was judge I guess ? But MAN, his cell is more nice than the student room. It's unfair. HE HAVE CURTAINS. I don't have any in my house (most because I'm too lazy to hang them and I have shutter.)

"Pete B is Peter Bailey" *feign to be shock*

Emily have a sister ?!

"Zhuzh" new word in my vocabulary.

Oh so they think Emily killed Bailey.

Just show him the footage of Voit and the director ! You'll deal with the consequences later, as always.

Why they are all so FREAKING HOT. UGH.

When Luke is on the screen the rest just become "blablabla"...

"Can we turn down the testosterone" Hahahaha. Rebecca we love you.

... No though on Voit return in FBI building. Just. AGAIN. We have a lot of Déjà-vu in this episode.

Doug you are way too excited for a sentence with "child abduction" in it.

Now we know the elevator doors are manual. I can't stay serious about elevator scenes anymore.

No. How Voit looks at Luke when he says "deep fake". JJ, honey, just punch him already.

That breaks my heart. The look of JJ. She is hiding herself with her sweater. Please don't hurt her.

But you can accidentally kill him Tyler. BE USEFUL FOR ONCE.

"Tyty". Stop making me laugh Voit. I'm supposed to hate you damnit.

PENELOPE YOU GIVE ME THE CHILLS GIRL.

I burst out laughing when Voit turn around, facing Luke and just say "Hi :)" and Luke is "ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ"

Chocolate_thunder.

JJ GIIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLL. OMFG. I'M SCREAMING. HE USE HIS WIFE FOOTAGE FUUUUUCKING BASTARD. THAT THE SCENE WE NEEDED.

(Except for the part we already now they are successful because they spoiled us. Yes, I still freaking mad about it.)

You tell me they can't hear the *bip bip bip* even if it's so LOUD.

OH FINALLY, the footage.

Of course there is a bullet in the chamber. He knows that. Don't make us believe he didn't know. They are trained.

AVENGER ASSEMBLE.

We have a scene with Tyler and Penelope...NO. We don't want you. Just go away dude.

When Penelope says "speaking of secrets" I thought she will tells the team her and Luke date for months now. UGH.

None of that... We don't even know. He'll be very much alive, with two more cadavers. Who even send them ?

[im-a-literature-trash-baby]

Hello! Hope you are having a great day/night!

I was wondering if you could write about Childe with a harbinger reader who's pantalone's sister?

Just that the reader is never present, they are constantly traveling but one day Pantalone suggests to call her to solve [insert random bad problem]

Then she arrives during a reunion and since, childe just can't take his eyes of her, they talk, etc.

U could add some angsty little backstory for the reader if u want, but if its too long or specific, i don't mind only headcanons :)

Hi, sorry if I kept you waiting! Hope you'll enjoy it! I made the reader a little sassy hehe

Childe x f!Reader who's Pantalone's sister

Childe was in a gloomy mood despite how beautiful Liyue Harbour was when the early rays of sunshine touched the water, the ships, and the boats. The chilly morning breeze hit his face as he was walking from the harbor to Liuli Pavilion where he had a meeting scheduled with one of the other Harbingers, Pantalone. The man sent him a letter not so long ago where he stated that Childe's questionable expenses bothered him. He also mentioned how he will have to take care of some bandits as a form of punishment.

Childe let out a sight while he was thinking about the mentioned letter. 'There must be something else behind all of this, even if the Harbingers like to look down upon me, they wouldn't think that dealing with some bandits would be a fitting punishment for me.'

With hopes of getting news about some strong and powerful enemy that he'll have to defeat as his true punishment he opened the door of the restaurant and went inside.

To his surprise, he didn't find Pantalone alone. A girl was sitting next to him with similar features as the regrator who he’s never seen before.

'Oh, Childe. Just in time.'

The ginger nodded and sat in front of Pantalone and the mysterious guest.

'I came here as you told me in that letter of yours. But you did not say a thing about us having company.' He looked at you but your gaze was already on him, examining every move of his with a sly smile on your face. 'Who would she be?'

'Let's start from the beginning, shall we?' Pantalone said. 'I was told that your expenses were significantly enormous while being in Liyue. May I ask why?'

'I spent them on missions.'

'But such a big amount?'

'Liyue is an expensive city.'

'Liar.' You pointed out, still having the same smile on your face.

Childe didn't say a thing as an answer. He knew that his expenses were huge but also knew that explaining why they were like this would just put him in an embarrassing situation.

'No need to point out the obvious, (y/n). Childe, if you're not willing to tell us where the money goes, to some extent, that's fine by me. You would need to spend way more money than this for my wallet to feel it, but!' He lifted his index finger and continued in a child scolding manner. 'You still caused an inconvenience so it only comes natural that there will be consequences...And that's where my dear sister comes in the picture as well.'

'Your sister?' Childe looked at you again but quickly got his gaze back to Pantalone because he met your intense stare once again.

'Yes.' The black-haired man nodded and put a hand on your shoulder. '(y/n) is my sister and the one who will keep an eye on you during your duties as well. You see, an informant told us back in Sheznaya that a few members from the lower ranks of the Fatui have been doing some suspicious business with the bandits in Liyue. We assume that they might be planning to leak information out if they are not doing so already. Your duty is to get to the bottom of this matter.'

'But since it's your punishment as well, me and my brother decided to make it a little harder for you. You are not allowed to kill any of the people involved in the matter nor to give them any fatal wounds. Your only job is to get information about their little alliance and to prove that we have traitors in the Fatui.'

'Sounds great, I'll accept it!'

'Splendid! Then I shall take my leave then. (y/n), I'll leave him to you.'

As Pantalone went out of the restaurant, and you two escorted him out, Childe could feel the excitement flow through his body. It's certainly a new field where he can try out his capabilities and who knows, maybe if he excells in this he might get new opportunities within the Fatui as well.

'You seem to be excited.' He jumped away in his surprise when he realized how close you were standing to him. 'Did I scare you?' You asked playfully.

'How-how come that Pantalone never told us about you?'

'Probably because it wasn't needed. I like to travel around Teyvat, getting to know people and seeing things that I'd never see in the cold land of Shezhnaya. I'm only here now because brother needed someone who he deeply trusts in.’

‘I see...’

He examined your figure, your clothes, and most importantly your weapon. From the way you looked as a whole, he could tell that you were strong, just like your bother...But beautiful as well.

‘Let’s fight!’

‘I’ve already been told about your way of treating people who might be even slighter stronger than you. Sorry, but I have to decline.’

He didn’t listen to you. He pulled out his sword with his elemental power only for it to be stopped midway from attacking you by holding your weapon to his throat. He couldn’t believe his eyes. He only blinked once and there you were, already holding the upper hand.

‘You are pretty good.’ He said with a grin on his face.

‘I am. Now, put down your weapon. I’m sure that your friend won’t be happy if you cause trouble in Liyue City.’ He obeyed your words but kept his eye contact with you. ‘I’m surprised that you’re able to look me in the eye, I mean while we were in the restaurant you couldn’t even look at me more than a second.’ These words were enough to make him look away from you immediately.

He couldn’t deny it. The moment he laid eyes upon you he noticed your unmatching beauty and he couldn’t deny the fact that your silky voice and combat knowledge only added to your attractiveness either.

He gulped and shook his head. The only thing on his mind should be his mission, nothing else.

You decided to break the silence between you.

‘Let’s get going. I’ll show you the way.’

‘Okay’

You were walking around in the Huaguang Stone Forest, looking for clues. This place has a beautiful scenery and yet Childe couldn’t take his eyes off of you even for a moment. You were going in front of him, showing the way as you promised. Childe burned every little movement of yours into his brain. The way your hips swung while you were taking your steps elegantly, the way the breeze got into your hair, everything. The things that you could be doing instead of being here...

‘I think your job isn’t undressing me with your eyes. Please remember, you can fail your task by not getting information as well.’

‘And what would my punishment be then, comrade? I assume something harsher than this one, but what?’

‘That’s my brother's job to figure out.’

‘Ah yes, your brother... You know it’s kind of ironic. The regrator rarely leaves his home and yet there you are, his sister, an adventurer of some sort.’

‘Just because we are siblings doesn’t mean that we have to be the same. You and Teucer seem to be different as well.’

‘You know him?’

‘Yes. One time I was visiting my brother and there he was, running around, looking for you.’ You could see in his eyes that he began to worry. ‘But don’t worry. Pulcinella got him home safely.’

‘Thank Archons...’

‘You seem to become way more humane when it comes to your brother. You must love him very much.’

‘Isn’t it the job of an older brother to love and protect his sibling unconditionally?’

‘I wish.’

Childe opened his mouth to speak but eventually decided to stay silent. What was he excepting anyways? Pantalone never seemed to be a kindhearted person, why would he be the way he’s with Tuecer?

‘I’m sorry if I touched a sensitive topic.’ 

‘You don’t need to worry. My brother’s heart is indeed made out of stone and money but I know that he does care about me in his own ways. The only thing there’s for me is to protect myself when he’s not with me which is basically all the time.’ You try to laugh it of.

‘I’ll be there to protect you.’ He said without hesitation. ‘Growing up without anyone to lean on or to protect you can be troublesome and hard but...I think at least as an adult we should be able to experience the feeling of love and secureness.’

‘Thank you for your kind words, Childe.’ You hugged him and placed a kiss on his left cheek. ‘After we are over with this stupid thing let’s get to know each other more, shall we?’

He nodded while he did everything to hide his blushing face from you.

Bonus because I just love the concept of overprotecting big brother Pantalone:

‘So you are dating my sister?’

‘Yes.’ Childe tried his very best to stop his legs from shaking.

‘We love eachother so much~!’

‘I’m glad (y/n).’ 

Childe felt how different Pantalone’s aura was when he was talking to the two of you. Once it said “I’m so glad that you found yourself a special someone” and the other times said, “Break her heart, I’ll break your bones.”