#don't ask what i mean by this /lh(but for clarification the shirtless thing is meant to be funny not h*rny)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Hobie gives Percy british tea at one point because he couldn't give her alcohol since Percy's a straightedge(and choose the white people kind to fuck with her)and she chugged it on instinct like she usually does with stuff she drinks and her poor latina tastebuds started hacking at the flavor.A few days before that,Percy got Hobie a bunch of her favorite energy drinks and they had a competition who could drink the most and a few hours later Hobie woke up in a dumpster while shirtless