#don’t tell hobi
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Miles teaching Hobie how to do more detailed graffiti and Hobie swinging around both his and Miles’s dimension finding more spots to do it in and them both going around leaving tags places and at the end of the day they’re both laughing together and actually having a chance to not be two heroes with the weight of the world on their shoulders but just teenagers who get to have fun and deserve this lighthearted moment and I might not be entirely sober
#the parker has spoken#across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman: across the spiderverse#atsv#miles morales#Hobie brown#you can’t tell me they wouldn’t bond over that#can be platonic or not#spiderpunk#atsv miles#ATSV miles morales#ATSV Hobie#atsv Hobie brown#punkflower#platonic or not they deserve this#y’all just don’t wanna see two black teenagers in love#Parker's marvel brainrot
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Somebody come and look at this
Hey Buddy are you outta your fucking mind? Crack? Is it crack that you’re smoking???? First one on the list and you already fumbling the mic??
bitch I-
#ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!#I’M SO SICK OF YOU MFERS#wHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED AT THIS#‘the anarchist black man would say slurs for fun’#laughed at this until i had tears in my eyes#blocking the name cause i don’t wanna bully but#hobie brown#spider-punk#spiderpunk#atsv#spiderman across the spiderverse
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ripping my hair out screaming throwing up being spiderman as a metaphor for being queer the essay is writing itself okay okay okay. so the metaphor is more interpretation in the first one but not this time baby!!!!! they fully went into it okay okay listen. being spiderman means being queer. gwen doesn’t come out to her father because she fears rejection the same way that miles does. they both fear their parents asking why they “lied” to them about who they are which queer people sometimes get when they come out, that they have been hiding and lying to their loved ones. when gwen does come out she does not get a good response and therefore she runs away to be with more spider people (i e more queer people). miles has been feeling alone and once gwen is back he no longer feels like he’s alone and when he sees the life she gets to live with all these other queer people, he wants in. HOWEVER. his experiences of being queer are not the norm, they’re not what everyone else experiences, and he doesn’t want the experiences to be the same. he doesn’t want to be in pain and he doesn’t want others to be either. as a result, he’s shunned by the people who should be a part of his community and should be the ones to accept him no matter what. it could be argued that this is a metaphor for assimilationist queer and radical queers. the people who believe you have to fit in/suffer to be accepted and the people who are loud and angry and won’t stand for that. when gwen comes back it turns out that her father was going to accept her after he reflected and realized that she was more important than any preconceptions he had about her based on who she was (also do not get me started on the trans colors in the scene where she’s talking to her dad. something something trans (color) coding on a scene where a person demands respect and demands that the other person know that they are not a danger and simply doing their best to be good in a massive movie that many people are going to watch in the midst of horrifying anti trans violence i Will cry). as a result of realizing that they don’t need to conform and be what anyone tells them to be both inside their community and out, they create their own community where they can make the change that they need to. i think that’s most of what i have to say. i need to watch this movie several more times.
#this may be completely incoherent#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#and also don’t get me started on how the scenes of the kids telling their parents that they’re spiderman#TOTALLY read as coming out scenes. like 100%#anyways gwen stacy trans#hobie brown trans#miles morales trans#spiderman trans#i could keep going
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woot woot Princess Hobie :D or maybe he’s a witch or smth idek at this point but he’s the prettiest in all the land
Bonus under the cut:
Without shading
+ outfit inspo:
gown (both of them combined)
necklace: (as you can see it was barely used as a reference 😭😭)
finger covers?? knuckle dusters?? idek
anyway noooo Tumblr ate the quality goddamnit
as always, constructive criticism and feedback are welcome and appreciated! <3
#⋆·˚ 🎨 ༘ * — 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀#my art#FUCK i forgot his border#i don’t know how to hobie 😔#pls bear with me as i embark on this journey of#(anguished screaming)#across the spiderverse#atsv#hobie brown#atsv hobie#hobie brown fanart#hobie fanart#spider punk#spider punk fanart#spiderpunk#spiderpunk fanart#atsv fanart#tell me why drawing him in a dress is so fun tho#like#masquerade ball hobie coming soon#(aka nini fails fashion school!!1!1!1!)#those stripes on the gown were supposed to look like the grease paint spider-man rings yk#eyeliner??? idk#😞😞😞#pls u don’t know how much i tried to draw a SHARP cat eye#it looked so odd with everything else#i don’t know if i hate the way his hair turned out or not#ANYWAY
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this took me two hours to make
#spider man#lego spiderman#gwen stacy#spider woman#jessica drew#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#chibi spiderman#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman into the spiderverse#smatsv#meme#the troll slaiyers#don’t ask why I didn’t add pavitr#it’s cause I felt like he didn’t match the meme but also he was a good guy#you can tell I hate Miguel LMAFOOOO#sunflova art#my art#I always be shit posting tbfh#miles morales
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Man across the spiderverse is really going for be gay, fight crime (and the establishment).
#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#I don’t know if the writers meant for all of the characters to be gay but they totally all are#The spider crew really be wanting to take down the establishment#And I respect that#hobie brown#Peter b Parker#miles morales#gwen stacy#pavitr prabhakar#Can you tell what piece of media will be living in my head rent free for the next??#Boy that sure is a mystery that will never be solved
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Hobie will argue with Miles till he’s blue in the face about how he’s not desperate in any sense of the word for Ganke’s attention and how he’d never do shit like that for anyone, but Miles pulls up the photo of Hobie studying how Twitch Chat works and building a working modern computer in his boathouse just to catch a stream of Ganke playing a shitty game so Hobie just tears the phone in half with his teeth
#miles: girl why are you downloading discord you don’t even have phones like that in the 70’s !!!#and hobie tells him to kill himself#can we get hobie being a sad little nobody trying to get the attention of ganke985 the most popular streamer? (also a sad little nobody)#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#ganke lee#m&m posts
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im back after ditching the internet to avoid atsv spoilers after finally seeing the movie and guys 😭why was that an out of body experience for me, like I feel changed as a person, enlightened you could say, it could’ve been as a result of the spectacular animation and score and storyline and devastating cliffhanger, or it might’ve just been Hobie brown
#I genuinely couldn’t tell you#I loved the movie and objectively it was amazing#but how much of that love is because my eyes and ears were blessed with spiderpunk??#I don’t know I really dont#and pavitr??? my favorite character??#he also made the only joke that my immigrant father laughed at the entire movie#“chai tea?!? Chai means tea! You’re just saying tea tea!!”#also prowler miles was genuinely more scary than any other villain to me can someone explain why that is#I could write essays about this movie you guys#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#spider gwen#miguel o'hara#prowler miles#original post#larn's things
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I would never play pretend with some of y’all on the play ground cuz you’re spoil sports! Who take the game too seriously. It’s like playing cops and robbers with a kid who really thinks their a cop. Anyone aging up a character doesn’t mean They think certain criminal activity is morally okay all of a sudden. Especially when one said character has no canon age! But that’s just my two cents!
I guess I’m the only one who thought the message of the movie was fuck cannon! Let people have a chance to write their own version of a story. And that anarchy rules!
But I hope I’m proven wrong and y’all let me pretend Hobie gets to have a lot of gay seggs
#tw fandom discourse#can we pls not fight anymore#hobie brown x reader#hobie x pavitr#miles x hobie#hobie fanart#hobie brown#hobie x reader#into the spider verse#across the spiderverse#gwen stacy#spider gwen#miles morales#spiderman#tags Similar to another post on this topic#but Robin Hood style robbery that might be morally okay criminal activity to me y’all 🤫#don’t tell the feds
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Everyone acting like Hobie and Miles are gonna fight over a girl when there’s so many dumbass teenager stuff they could do together, like for instance, playing this game called, “Try not to get fucking murdered by your angry Spider-Force leader (Miguel) who you just woke up by blasting the loudest goddamn heavy metal song in existence” or eating pizza at like 2am and staring at anyone who looks at them the wrong way
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#spiderman atsv#atsv#it honestly baffles me how people think one of vlds showrunners being on this will ruin it#like he has so many people to keep him in check i don’t think atsv is gonna be a vld 2.0#also I kinda do see the ‘love triangle’ thing more as miles just being jealous because he hasn’t seen gwen in forever#and now that hobie is in the picture miles is scared that he’s missed out on so much#people are being so quick to judge when we got no context on how hobie and gwen are#also assuming that gwen probably had some time to bond with the other spiderpeople she’s probably close to a few of them#like her mentor-student relationship with jessica drew#also you CANNOT tell me that these dumbasses wouldn’t wake miguel up in some stupid ass way#and then he proceeds to pick them up by the collars of the suits and throw them out of the room
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i gotta read the comics bc there is no way spider punk is making your mom jokes 😭
he’s so funny what?? mayb i’m being a dumb teenager ( IM NINETEEN ) but that actually made me laugh
#ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙#like what#that’s so fitting for him#“is there anything you don’t find cringe#“yeah your mom#CANT TELL ME THATS NOT FUNNY#astv hobie#hobie brown#spider punk
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Not me forgetting my own fanfic format
#im trying to post something and I completely forgot how I organise shit in my own post HAHAHAHA#can you tell I’ve had a tiring weekend?#stay tuned my dudes I’m gonna post something in a bit#fuck the format#Hobie said: I don’t believe in consistency
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you fool you absolute fool
you’ve mentioned Hobie Brown and fallen into my trap card. prepare to enjoy twenty paragraphs of unskippable dialogue and analysis
#someone questioned why hobie didn’t tell miles himself#DON’T GET ME STARTED#actually do#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk#atsv
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gotta say I really do enjoy the beginning of Across the Spider-Verse and Gwen’s monologue while she’s pounding on the drums (beware spoilers ahead obviously!)
on the first viewing(yes I saw it in theaters twice) its mostly just a recap of the first movie to get everyone who hasnt watched it over 15 times and knows the plot and a lot of the lines by heart. But as I enjoyed it for the second time in theaters and now when im listening to the soundtrack, Gwen’s monologue is her coping with the aftermath of ITSV. She’s gone through a lot of shit, her mother died, she accidentally caused her best and only friend’s death, shes having tension with her dad due to her double life, and she finally got the courage to make her first friend in a long while, and now she can’t interact with that friend at all. She just got a taste of being able to depend on other people to have her back and BOOM! now shes back to total isolation. and she doesn’t know how to cope. No spider-person ever really does. all of them are bouncing from one responsibility to another than none of them ever have any time to truly process the shit they go through on a daily basis.
That is why Gwen keeps repeating that “He’s[Miles] not the only one.” as she bashes her drums. She’s using him as a vessel to process her feelings. She knows she isn’t the only one, but its a little hard to believe when there is not physical proof of it. So Gwen monologues about how Miles and her are similar.
And while she is dealing with her sudden isolation, she joins a band.
“I didn’t join a band so I could talk about my feelings, I joined so I could hit my feelings with sticks.” (apologies if I misquoted)
She wanted to have friends again. But she can’t connect with any of her peers because they don’t get it. None of them can hope to understand her position as a spider-person who has people around her dropping dead left and right.
And Gwen also doesn’t really give them a chance to be her friend.
because she wasn’t really searching for new friends, its presumably been a month or two since she went through the collider, she’s desperate for connection with her peers. The problem is that none of the kids her age are her peers. Miles is her peer. Hobie and Pavitr end up being her peers and her friends. the bajillion Peters her age are her peers.
Her joining the spider society is both bad and good for her because of this. She’s finally got peers that she can connect with, despite the lack of Miles’ presence, but she also has really shitty role models now. said shitty role models are doing exactly the opposite thing that you’re meant to do with parenting teenagers. They are clipping her wings rather than Miles and his dad “You gotta let him spread his wings man.” Jess and Miguel (and sorta Peter?) won’t let her visit Miles based on rules that are theoretical AT BEST, and she’s effectively trapped in the spider society due to her dependence on the watch so that she can avoid her dad. (side note: WHY DID NOBODY HELP HER PROCESS AND FIX HER DAD SITUATION???) does anybody else think this is a classic setup for an abusive situation? Though she does have Hobie and Pavitr, she is still being isolated from Miles because he’s a “bad influence.”(read: anomaly) I will ask you all again, does anybody else think this is a classic setup for an abusive/culty situation??
I’m sorry but the idea of canon events feel like grade-A bullshit meant to corral the spider people into a single template. They are straight up scaremongering that forces the spider people to endure trauma that they wouldn’t have to go through if they all just flipped Miguel off and helped each other! (can you tell I despise Miguel, i’m aroace i’m immune to the hotness) Miguel 👏 is 👏 making 👏 a 👏 fucking 👏 cult! 👏
All in all, the isolation that Gwen faces after ITSV made her very susceptible to the kinda culty thing that the spider society led by Miguel has got going on rn. All spider people deal with heavy isolation and loneliness, so the thought that maybe all that sacrifice and isolation did actually need to or was meant to happen, is comforting to them. they went through all that pain because they had to, rather than all the deaths could’ve been avoided. The other spider people have never been in Miles’ shoes, in terms of having the ability to actually change so-called fate. So they don’t get it. But now, with Gwen’s father quitting the police force, Gwen is once again Miles’ peer. They both know that they can avoid their dad’s deaths. And you bet they’re going to try.
#gwen stacy#across the spider verse spoilers#across the spiderverse#spider gwen#can you tell i really like this movie#long post#I have so much more to say but all of it cant fit in one post lol i have to sleep#also i don’t have strong feelings on MilesXGwen sorry#I really like their friendship tho#theyre buddies okay#this is so long and it isnt super articulate but i hope it can be understood at some level#main points: miguel has kinda made a cult - spider people are very sad and lonely - Gwen and Miles’ relationship is really complicated -#(cont.) I fucking hate miguel hes a grown ass man and shouldn’t be picking on 15-year-olds who can’t even drive -#(cont.) I want to give Gwen and Miles hugs - Hobie is the fucking best - Pavitr will never outgrow his hubris -#(cont.) Spider-man is the best thing ever cretaed and you can fight me on that in a Denny’s parking lot#spider-verse posting
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Wait- how old is Hobie, I’m out here thinking he’s like 19-20 yrs old😭
#cumbermovels#HOW OLD IS HOBIE???#nahhh imma have to delete some of my reblogs fr???#someone gotta tell me pls#they saying it’s up to interpretation but I don’t get it#what do they mean by that??? 😭😭
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hobi :((((
#I’m devastated I hate saying goodbye to them pls 😭😭😭#but also I feel like I’m the only one who’s not surprised???#like ppl were saying bts comeback in 2025 but how would that have been possible unless they all enlist around the same time yknow?#like you can tell they’re getting out each members new music really close together like we had jin hobi’s joon’s now jimins is coming#and I’m fairly certain the rest aren’t too far behind#which makes sense if they all want to be released in 2025 and make that 2025 comeback a reality#so i was expecting them to do it this way but I’m still sad I don’t want them to goooo ;-; god this is gonna be depressing 😭#but obviously I support them and their decisions and I definitely understand their choices and how they’re going about it :( 💕#mine
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