#doesn't trust tech as far as he can throw it tbh !

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john is very much the epitome of old man understanding of technology. he owns a blackberry pearl ( which is haunted by entity called vestibulan ) & a macbook from 2009 he refuses to go near. his reputation is very much more word of mouth, a ghost story & old pub tales in itself. business cards pinned on corkboards in shady businesses being the solid evidence of his entrepreneurialship skills. it's more likely to find him by raven than on a craigslist ad ( which is there, if you search hard enough . . . )

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For once not crossover chaos hfkdjsf

But I remember awhile back an anon or someone else, can't remember, talked about the Charlies ages and I do wanna talk about that alongside other stuff too! So consider this like a small pool of trivia for Radio Guard!

-Radio Guard Charlie is just a few months younger than her canon self. So she isn't super young, she is on par with her canon self

-Alastor and Vaggie spar sometimes

-Alastor despises Lilith. He has never met her in the AU, but in this case that is a blessing since Alastor would throw hands with her. Since who in their right mind just up and LEAVES their family, especially when your child is so young, and in turn leaves said family a wreck?

-Lucifer is going to therapy

-Alastor has actually been to the other circles/rings of Hell. And so far, he hates most of them tbh. The only ring he is neutral on is the Wrath ring because it provides fresh produce you cant get in the Pride Ring and its nice hunting grounds for game too. Wrath ring vacations with the Morningstar family are his fav for this reason alone.

-Speaking of Rings, yes Alastor has been to the Lust ring. He hated it with a burning passion. Besides for the obvious sex repulsion, he also got overwhelmed quickly. The neon lights, the loud senseless music, the smell of sex and alcohol, the suffocating feeling of so many people. He was legit about to actually blow a fuse and probably damage a good chunk of Lust, if Asmodeus didn't intervene and take Alastor somewhere quieter before having to go back and discuss stuff with Lucifer (Charlie was with Fizzarolli during this, since the jester could be trusted with the young princess of Hell). Because of that, Alastor discovered Lust has more peaceful gardens, which surprised him. He may have also passed out after the overstimulation crash too. After that, anytime they have to go to Lust, Alastor wears shades and a mask to block out the scents and bright lights at least.

-Alastor still has access to his old radio tower. He just doesn't visit due to the memories attached and how those are scars he isn't ready to pick apart/look at again. On the flipside, Vox visits alot for memory sake.

-Alastor can uses modern tech and knows how it works. He just straight up refuses. The most anyone has gotten him to use is a tablet for important documents or organizing files or similar stuff. He still prefers his way, aka the old way of having physical files and written documents.

-Alastor would rather die than admit this, but he does see Husk as a father figure as sorts. He's not perfect nor a good role model, but he does offer advice and support, something Alastor lacked heavily with his own father.

-While Alastor is quite skilled with magic, and he would brag about that. He doesnt solely just use magic. He knows how to use rifles and sometimes prefers to hack away at his victims, meals, targets, or whatever you wanna call them with knives. Mainly a butcher knife.

-⚔️ anon

I LOVE getting radioguard lore/trivia, it brings me so much joy. Vox visiting Alastor's old tower without him made me emotional a lot, and I like how Alastor has the ability to travel rings here