#doesn't stop me from taking minecraft fall damage

[tosahobi-if]

How do you feel about im siwan for yul 👀 very sweet face but hooo boy the shark eyes at times are terrifying

omg i loooove im siwan he's one of my fav actors (*´▽`*) i don't see why not! i don't have any concrete faceclaims so you're free to imagine whomever you want. i doodle the ros from time to time but i have strong same-face syndrome so their physical appearances are unclear even to me ksfjsj there's no canon here!

(i personally have a lot of difficulty with faceclaims because so many actors have "iphone face syndrome" and i can't actually visualize them in the setting but maybe that's just me HAHAHA)

[whor-pheus]

BIG WILD LIFE FINALE SPOILERS!!!!

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ive been thinking ab joel's final death sm since i watched his episode and im gonna get tism about it

Disclaimer that i DID realise some of this from another post but i cannot for the life of me remember who it was from aaa

SO! Lets look at all the other winners' deaths first. and lets take the context of minecraft out of this, esp for when we get to joel's Grian - Jumped off a cliff. Simple and effective, but also quick considering he was low health and had no armour. In a real life version, he probably would have broken his neck and died instantly Scott - Struck by lightning. I know technically it was the Watchers, but 'divine intervention' isn't exactly an IRL cause of death, nor are 'kill commands' from a non-story pov, so we'll stick with the lightning. ANYWAY, yes, lightning. In terms of death, it stops the heart. So, pretty fast, but definitely painful Pearl - Exploded. Once again, technically that's not her actual C.O.D but once again, soulmates do not exist (in the same capacity as DL, at the very least) in real life, so we're going with this. Because of how close Pearl was to Scott when he set off the TNT, she likely would've died from internal organ damage, possibly even having her heart muscle walls rupture, plus any additional damage from the schrapnel that no doubt wouldve hit her (although she definitely would've already been dead by that point). Alternatively, you could say she died of 'Heartbreak' (because her soulbound died), which I'd probably compare to a heart attack. While you can't say for certain how long the explosion death wouldve taken because of the variables, a heart attack has an upper limit, so to speak, of about 3-4 hours. Unless we're talking about Sudden Cardiac Death which is, as you might expect, instantaneous suspension of heart activity. It's pretty interesting that both of Pearl's death possibilities link back to her heart in some way in DL, but I digress Martyn - Same as Scott's lmao Scar - He's actually the only one, to my knowledge, who did not die. Which, again, is very interesting when you tie it back to his Earth (? i think? i forget lmao) association. hes not allowed to die

NOW we look at joel. Teleportation is, naturally, not a thing we can do irl (at least currently lmfaoo), so there's not an easy way to compare it like with the others. BUT that doesnt mean we can't do our damn best first, teleportation is what kept Joel alive for so long during part of the session. The fact that he uses the very thing that saved his life for so long to end it is just beautifully symbollic. not to mention the way he was laughing and making fun of his literal hunters as there were at least 5 or 6 people trying to kill him at any given point despite the fact that the entire episode he was nervous and worried about dying last minute is so painfully joel. but lets look at the actual contents of his death for a minute. Joel dies from fall damage after repeatedly throwing enderpearls into the air. He does not remove his armour for this and is at almost full health. He is, effectively, torturing himself. In minecraft, you can throw an enderpearl directly up into the air about 30 blocks. since he was throwing them forwards, as well, we'll say its only going up 25. that would still be 25 square metres, and almost 270,00 feet. but, obviously, we're taking liberties here because it's minecraft, so lets just say its 25 feet. Still, that is an insane number. That is half the length of a basketball court, the width of about four cars (on average) and four fridges (again, on average) stacked on top of eachother. And he does this (by my count) seven times in a row before dying. Everyone else died instantly in game, and more-or-less instantly from a real life standpoint, as well If that doesn't put in perspective how violent Joel's death was, i dunno what could

big fan of the angst potential here chat

[katielovably]

I don't know if this is a good way to do this but I want a wlw/w/nb/nb/nb (my pronouns are she/they) and also demisexual

. I would be loyal (which is how I taken advantage of by an childhood "friend) and would treat you like my forever

. I had text conversations but never been on an actual date before (so I would have no idea what I would do on a date)

. animal lover .... depends on the animal I don't like beatles exspesally (candian) spruce beetles I hate them so much and birds (I'm not afraid of it sitting but flying.... NOPE!

. Addicted to minecraft (not a pro but I know the basics and how to build at the basic level)

.I love Greek mythology. Ever since I was young I loved ancient Greece (and I guess Rome, not as much)

. I'm not that good at reading (doesn't stop me from buying books... but reading them is harder) so I use some tools to help

. I write stories (ironic concerning the above)... probably not good ones because I treat my characters like people and live basically threw them and fall in love with them. I'm also not great at world building but they're good to me... until I get bored or run out of ideas. I want to publish my stories to the world but not there yet

. I'm quiet, awkward and shy at first but will warm up to you... and show my true self (a not very good at swearing (but does) chatterbox who will spill everything to you, ask you questions and ether become annoying af and I feel guilty and insecure about spilling all my tea)

I don't like death. I cry. If there's something dead, I try to avoid it. I don't like death.

I'm not beautiful so if you want a model sadly she's not here

I will try to start conversations with questions but I'm not good at holding a topic, it might feel like your on Jimmy fallon. Sorry but I'm just don't talk to very many people

I say sorry alot (i'm a really good Canadian 😊)

I do cute voices and want to be voice actors (not doing a good job at figuring out how to do it though)

Sadly not good at shopping ..... grocery shopping I am... I'll probably forget things but who doesn't. when it comes to other things, I'm all over and buy pointless little things or clothes. Don't even mention about online, I will look it up what I would like or see something I would like but don't... mainly because I grew up with the mental of "do I really need it?" And hesitat. Before leaving it (I have so many tabs of "I will buy this.")

I have a slight studder or my brain knows what but mouth no know how speak or won't at all (you have no idea how many conversations I have with people that only stay in my head)

text me don't phone call please exspesally when it comes to important information or remembering things, so I can put it in my calendar and remember... brain dumb

I want to do YouTube as a job, I have a channel (that's 4 or 5 years old) but at the moment have no clue what to with it

I am odd and random. Not in an "i'm quirky look at me. Booper-doop. Ha-ha." But just the way i do things, get up, enter a room then go back (usually when I'm on my phone. But it might be because I may have brain damage from past events (I fe down stairs as a child and was in a roll over in high-school) and some if not multiple unknown disabilities

I have no confidence. I have am very unsure when it comes to decision but when I'm curtain on things that I already thought about, I will fallow threw (that's how I bought my car)

Will probably take secret pictures of you if I think you look cute or look pretty doing something (I did it to my partner I had last summer... pretty sure they thought I was creepy because they would cover their face (I no longer do this but you never know)

meows.... I grew up around cats and meow when I'm alone or when I'm hurting

I talk to myself because I'm use to being and working alone .... it's how I keep myself thinking.... or something like that

I am quiet when I focus (doesn't mean I'm mad or not listening)

(This might not matter) but do address me after you talking to me after talking to someone (this happened today at work, and you have no idea it is awkward (I am listening just not racting becauseI thought the boss was still talking to my manager)... I swear I'm a background character of everyone's life)

I am a resonable listener... but also forgotter and don't have a good memory so recalling things (exspesally from along time ago, no good) but bring up a topic I'm into and your the greatest person in the world and that is the best conversation we'll have

I have a bad habit of starting things then leaving them until I come back to it or starting something new and leaving the thing unfinished (I have a sink of dishes waiting for me and how many unfinished stories on my poor old laptop)

Going off the last point, I will say I will do something in the future example is I want a new laptop / PC (for gaming for videos for YouTube) but I don't and won't (I get it from my dad)

My family is all men so I don't care about your burps or farts

No guy! I'm not looking for a boyfriend! I have enough men in my life! I mean I likely would be good with all genders but the men around me are.... well, let's say I'm from a farming community so if you know how farm men are the you know why I'm nervous around them

I'm sadly a hard person to like and people usually hate me or not talking to me over time. I'm like the weird kid in my community people will put up with me but I don't have friends and even some of my family rather not talk I mean I am a very hard person to talk to I just need someone to get to know me and almost want it and I know I would need to be the same. I will... hopefully if my brain remembers. Sorry if I just wasted someone's time.