#doesn't matter who they are. oh duke wants to help plan Bruce's wedding? cool. Jason too? okay! Tim wants to pitch in? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year ago

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None of the Batfam members would ever agree to a wedding where they invite the whole family.

It's eloping or nothing for them.

There's no way they're dealing with the shitshow that comes from having the world's bossiest, most annoying people trying to run point over one another chipping in.

#if more than a random assortment of 2-3 Bats are involved in the wedding planning process it will literally blow up #doesn't matter who they are. oh duke wants to help plan Bruce's wedding? cool. Jason too? okay! Tim wants to pitch in?#sorry bud. they've hit the Bat-limit. no more Bats allowed #batfamily headcanons #batfamily #also like. none of them have particularly good track records with weddings and also they wouldn't be able to pick people #to be in their wedding party because that kind of shit is how you get Battle For The Cowl level infighting #if there's a wedding the fam only finds out when the rest of the world does or never. preferably never

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