#does he think it's clever or something?? like ohh hehe its because time lord have 13 lives which means they have 13 kids too. just a clever

[eightdoctor]

truly i am genuinely surprised lance parkin hasn't published a story wherein the doctor and river have thirteen kids. like he's slacking a little bit there. i mean, it's not like he has the shame and self-awareness to not do it three times since he's already done that exact same plot with both patience and bernice