#does he have to call blitz 'darling I'm scared. come pick me up from earth'?
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I wonder what would happen if those cultists from Apology Tour tried to summon/sacrifice to Stolas now that he's lost his powers and title.
#does it not work?#does he get pulled to earth but can't do anything for them and has no way to get back to hell?#does he have to call blitz 'darling I'm scared. come pick me up from earth'?#did he have to explain to the cultists they're sacrificing up the wrong tree?#imagine you're a cultist worshipping your demon god and he shows up looking like a pathetic wet cat#completely powerless#says he can't do anything for you and he never wanted sacrifices anyway#just cake and absinthe#and then he calls his four foot negative three boyfriend to come pick him up#i'd lose my fucking mind. personally.#helluva boss#stolas goetia
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