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swinging-stars-from-satellites · 3 months ago

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my mom read one or two articles with supposed "statistics" that say sleeping in a bra or even just frequently wearing a bra causes breast cancer and like I cannot believe that she's fearmongering to me about "would you rather wear a bra to bed because 'it's so uncomfortable without it' and have to fight breast cancer, or would you rather get your priorities fixed?"

#gurt made a great point over the summer bc she got the full brunt of my mom's insanity #she said that like. one or two small studies don't necessarily mean definitive fact #but my mom takes any statistics she sees from this stuff as absolutely true #so like... yeah maybe there's some correlation. but I don't think that me covering my massive badonkalonks when I sleep #is going to directly cause cancer #yeah maybe too much high omega 6s CAN cause inflammation and heart problems or whatever. but eating peanut butter isn't going to kill me #my mom has no sense of moderation. she's a statistics person and if there's a statistic that says something well by golly #that's the gospel truth apparently #Lu rambles #I have got to get out of this house. I have to #does anyone in the western US need a roommate? I'm working on getting a car rn

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