#doctor bitchards

[ambi-kiko]

tma music tma music tma music

please reblog with your own! i need it (:

also im more than willing to elaborate on any of em, just ask! (i have much to yell about)

for bitchard, we have:

kiss me, son of god (they might be giants)

i'm gonna win (rob cantor)

blood & money (the orion experience, orion, linda XO)

ruler of everything (tally hall)

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA (will wood)

community gardens (the scary jokes, louie zong)

the main character (will wood)

your body, my temple (will wood)

laplace's angel (hurt people? hurt people!) (will wood)

saint bernard (lincoln)

welcome to the internet (bo burnham)

all eyes on me (or3o)

my ordinary life (the living tombstone)

cabinet man (lemon demon)

peter x elias (for my frenchies out there <33)

marine marchande (les cowboys fringants)

ok dont judge me too much i had to have smth for them ((: plus its not that unrelated

next! martin

a better son/daughter (rilo kiley)

12 feet deep (the front bottoms)

things to do (alex g)

be nice to me (the front bottoms)

step on me (the cardigans)

heart for brains (roar)

mama (my chemical romance)

summer child (conan gray)

hello my old heart (the oh hellos)

i cant handle change (roar)

against the kitchen floor (will wood)

least favorite only child (leanna firestone)

sharpener (cavetown)

empty bed (cavetown)

life's a beach (bears in trees)

jmart ((:

no children (the mountain goats)

the moon will sing (the crane wives)

euthanasia (will wood)

as the world caves in (matt maltese)

the truth (the front bottoms)

balade à toronto (jean leloup)

doctor (jack stauber)

apocalypse (cigarettes after sex)

talk to you (ricky Montgomery)

cabo (ricky montgomery)

meteor shower (cavetown)

juliet (cavetown)

feel better (penelope scott)

would you be so kind (dodie)

two birds (regina spektor)

line without a hook (ricky Montgomery)

and jon, ofc <3 i rly dont have enough for him ):

body terror song (AJJ)

downhill (Lincoln)

montreal (penelope scott)

ramblings of a lunatic (bears in trees)

its called: freefall (rainbow kitten surprise)

chin music for the unsuspecting hero (foster the people)

love, me normally (will wood)

dinner is not over (jack stauber's micropop)

also melanie! dont have that many but she deserves the mention (:

saturn suv (fredo disco)

brave as a noun (AJJ)

tongues & teeth (the crane wives)

wreaking ball (mother mother)

we fell in love in october (girl in red)

and just random songs with tma vibes (other characters, ships, dread powers, etc)

underground (cody fry)

hand me my shovel, i'm going in! (will wood)

terry's taxidermy (teddy hyde)

cotard's solution (will wood and the tapeworms)

amnesia was her name (lemon demon)

memento mori: the most important thing in life is death (will wood)

skeleton appreciation day in vestal, n.y. (will wood)

icicles (the scary jokes)

puppet boy (devo)

oh ana (mother mother)

i dont smoke (mitski)

choke (I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME)

thermodynamic lawyer esq, G.F.D (will wood and the tapeworms)

sorry haha i fell asleep (egg)

despair (leo)

stuff is way (they might be giants)

baby teeth (baby bugs)

king park (la dispute)

i/me/myself (will wood)

dr. sunshine is dead (will wood and the tapeworms)

amygdala's rag doll (ghost and pals)

little pistol (mother mother)

burning pile (mother mother)

this is home (cavetown)

body (mother mother)

turn the lights off (tally hall)

like real people do (hozier)

im going insane

[gothighunicorntolerance]

Containment Breach. But For Real This Time.

@chaos-family-scp-au @chaos-family-writing @orange-side-please-appear @unlawful-lawyers-chaos @hihello-what-is-chaos-doing are you ready? :)

SCP-0475 hung upside down by their knees from a pull-up bar that SCP-0472- well, only the researchers called xem that; 0475 called xem Orange-had requested (0475 had actually asked Orange to request it, but details ruined a good story!). It, like everything else on xyr room, was made of hard tungsten metal and bolted down. 0475 snacked on some heavily buttered popcorn as they watched Orange. 

Orange lay spread eagled on the floor beneath 0475, making vaguely annoying humming noises. 

Xe sat up without warning. “Everyone calls you by your number. 0475. But what’s your name?” Xe asked. 

This caught 0475 by surprise. 

“I… I don’t know.” 0475 replied. 

“Don’t you know, like, everything though!?” 

“Only things that have been proven.”

“Okay, well, if you don’t have a name, I’ll give you one!”

This caught 0475 by surprise- and not the kind of surprise that Orange usually invoked- no, Orange’s usual surprise consisted of fire, screaming, and sometimes a sentient roomba. 

“Okay. Um, what kind of name?”

Orange’s reply was drowned out by the blaring of sirens. 

“Um, this breach wasn’t my fault!” Orange shouted over the sirens. 

“Oh, this time! Stay here, you’ll be safer.” 0475 told xem before teleporting out of Orange’s cell into the hallway, where the alarms blared even louder and the walls were bathed in red light. 

“Where’s Graves!” 0475 muttered to themself. 

Their question was abruptly answered when the doctor ran into them- quite literally.

“0475! What are you doing here!? Get out! This isn’t safe!” Dr. Graves shouted over the alarms.

“Well then you need to get out, too! What happened!?”

Their question was once again answered as another creature came barreling down the hallway. 

“You motherfucker!” 0475 shouted at the teddy bear ambling closer to the doctor. 

“Stop antagonizing it and run!” Dr. Graves shouted, pulling 0475 along with vem, 0475 giving a long string of swear words as the bear came closer. 

“Fuck this! I hate running!” 0475 shouted and grabbed Dr. Graves before closing their eyes and teleporting. 

With no particular destination in mind- only away! The darkness that surrounded them when teleporting seemed thicker- or maybe it was also the fact that they had never teleported with another person. Was 0475 even a person? They looked like one, but were they really? The void seemed the consistency of maple syrup, or maybe molasses, when it usually seemed like water. 

They trudged through the darkness until they pushed through a light. A second later, 0475 and Dr. Graves tumbled out of the darkness into a grassy field. 

“What. Was. That.” Dr. Graves gasped, sitting on aer knees. 

“Teleporting. What else would it be?” 0475 replied. 

“Oh… I really, really hated that.”

“Oops,” 0475 gave a sheepish grin. “But you should be proud of me! That was the first time I’ve teleported with someone else!”

“Really? Can you describe how it was different?” Dr. Graves sat up. 

“It was… heavy. Normally I just step from one place to another, but this was like… I dunno. You know those videos of someone pushing a car uphill? Yeah, like that. Except you’re the car. And the hill is the teleporting void. If that makes sense, I guess.”

Dr. Graves nodded. “This is valuable information. Thank you.”

0475 gave a small grin. “Now, uh, I think we should just stay here until the asshole of a murder-y teddy bear is caught.”

“Agreed. Wait- how do you know about SCP-1048?”

“Remember in the interview I said that I know everything that’s been proven as a fact? Yeah, the fact that SCP-1048 is a keter. The 1048-A, B and C, the ears… I know it all. I wish I didn’t know some of that. I wish I didn’t have access to everything that I do.”

“Would you change, if you could? Be… normal?”

0475 fell silent for a minute. 

“In the end? No, I don’t think I would. There are definitely some things I would like to forget about… but I like doing this. Being able to teleport. Being essentially bulletproof. And punching fascists is kind of what I do now. I wouldn’t give up my powers, but I do wish there were some things I didn’t know. What you don’t know can’t hurt you, right?” 0475 gave a fake laugh. 

“No. No, knowledge is a tool. A vast, useful tool. And I’m glad you have that knowledge. Who knows what would have happened if you hadn’t teleported me away? I might have been made into SCP-1048-D, and then 0472 would burn the place down. And- wait- you said you were bulletproof!?” Dr. Graves put aer hand on 0475’s shoulder and frowned. 

“I guess you’re right. But that doesn’t change the fact that I know things I wish I didn’t. And yeah. I found out when some asshole tried to shoot me,” they laughed. 

“I’m sorry. I would offer you amnesiacs, but I don’t know if they would help.”

“They wouldn’t. I think that’s how I got into this whole mess in the first place.”

“Can you elaborate?”

“I could. But I don’t want to. It might get back to Bitchard.”

“Bitchard?” Dr. Graves bit back a laugh. 

“Yup. He’s a bitch. Beta gave him that name.”

“You’ve talked to hum?”

“Yeah, hum’s pretty nice. Hu likes it when I do most of the talking, though.”

Dr. Graves nodded again. 0475 noticed ve did that a lot- nodded in the way that someone with a lot of gears turning in their head nodded. Like how a therapist or a professor nodded when thinking about a particularly difficult question. 

SCP-0475 and Dr. Graves sat in the field until the sun set. “Do you think they have murder bear under control yet?” Graves asked.

0475 closed their eyes and thought for a minute. “Yes.” Their voice suddenly turned almost robotic, as if they were programmed to read off the page. “Attention all staff members. SCP-1048 has been recaptured and is now in transport to site A-24 under high security. SCP-1048-D has been terminated, with only three D-Class KIB (killed in breach). No other SCPs have escaped. It is safe to exit your offices or wherever you have hidden. Thank you for your cooperation.”

“I’ve never seen you do that before. How did you access the foundation’s emails?”

“It’s a verifiable fact that SCP-1048 is in transport, and I just… saw the email. I don’t know how to explain it. I’m sorry.”

“That’s what my job is. Research. If you’ll let me research, I want to help.”

0475 shook their head. “I’ve seen what happens to Orange and Green after experiments. I know what Beta is like after research. No thanks.”

“Okay. I won’t force you. I know Bitchard would say otherwise, but gathering data by any means is unethical and is not what the foundation should be doing. Now come on, I should be getting back,” Dr. Graves stood up and offered a hand to 0475, who accepted.

As soon as 0475 gripped Dr. Graves’ hand, the two teleported out of the field and entered the void. It wasn’t nearly as thick as it had been, though it was still difficult, carrying Graves. 

They tumbled out of the darkness, landing on top of Dr. Grave’s desk. 

“Wow. The second round was not any better.” Ve rubbed aer head.

0475 shrugged. “Sorry about that. Again. I’ll be back, so don’t be surprised if I’m watching Jeopardy! again on your computer. Bye!”

Dr. Graves was going to reply- say something, even a returned goodbye- but 0475 teleported before Graves could even think of something. 

Ve sat down at their desk (on the chair, not the top) and put aer head in aer hands. 

Somewhere on the other side of the world, SCP-0475 remembered what Orange had said: “Okay, well, if you don’t have a name, I’ll give you one!”

0475 probably had a name, a long time ago, but they couldn’t remember it anymore. It would be nice to have a name, rather than a number, they mused. 

Perhaps they would let Orange give name suggestions the next time 0475 visited. 

But for now, 0475 was content to have a number and punch homophobes.

[chaos-family-scp-au]

Hey Sal!

Anyone you want killed? Other than:

Bitchard (who has immunity),

Lia Allez (too scary),

Doctor Bright/Graves (Gods made flesh in how awesome they are)

I’m willing to off anyone but them. I’m feeling murder today, and I don’t want to kill anyone who’ll be missed.

Mr.Melchor has immunity? Either way, no, please don't kill anyone

[letterfromajax]

Okay doctor bitchard not everyone can afford an electric nail grinder 🙄

[maurices]

I have not watched Star Trek: Beyond since it was in the cinema and I was 16 and I’m too afraid to in case it spoils the good memories I have of it.

The only things I remember really hating was the refusal to let Spock/Uhura die, and Spock’s wig istg was so fucking bad. Other than that I have nothing but fond memories I really loved it huh. And the shitty (in my opinion) uniforms. I think they were slightly better in this film though compared to the others idk.

My ranking of AOS is:

ST:B - good characterisation and gay sulu, and Chris Pine having an actual bruise because he was messing around with Idris Elba and got punched in the face and I love this movie and the self awareness of Jimothy’s shirts and Spock and it was just an enjoyable film for me at the time, OH YEAH BEASTIE BOYS. I was fucking obsessed with that “Is that classical music I’m hearing? I believe so Doctor” or something like that. apparently that made me die.

ST(2009) - i liked baby jim, jim fighting because he’s a dumb bitch, jim at the academy, spock before the vulcan high council(?), i remember little else? just sass master 3000 mr spock. and explosions and death.

ST:ID - bad film with bitchard cucumber in it, random spirk moments, recreation of the kahn radiation scene, bodies in torpedos(?), a strong feeling of being confused as to why i decided to watch it and yes spock running across san francisco(?), i just remember i hated it but kyary pamyu pamyu did a song for it

[chaos-family-scp-au]

Is it Bright the Good Doctor?

It’s the Bitchard

All hopes fall at the sight

All dreams crumble as

We fall into the Night

My name isn't bitchard and poetry is useless