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sxibunny · 1 month ago
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Long time no see <3
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djburns19 · 4 years ago
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YALL. Lmaoo tell me why I got pulled over, and then pulled out the car 😭😭😂😂
It’s like 1:15am and I’m knowing this car that was following me was running up behind me way to close just fwm n shit lmaoo this nigga pulled me over three minutes from the crib. Walked up to my window and told me he pulled me over because my taillight wasn’t properly lit from 50 ft away. Wild. But then he goes, “Be Honest, I can smell the weed. How much do you have in the car? So I was like none sir. And he said really? I said fr. I had a rider with me earlier who had some, but he took it with him. It had nothing to do with me. He said aight, do me a favor. Turn the ignition off. Up until this point I ain’t even realize I had my foot on the brake and that I was still in drive 💀 but mannnn I’m thinking everything cool, when I turn the itch off. Then this Nigga gon ask for my key. And as he asks for it another cop ( a white one this time) start flashing a light in my windows. I was just like damn, I’m really finna go to jail tonight over three grams. Tragic lmao. So I’m high as shit getting out the car, can’t really remember where I put the weed myself truthfully lmao so I figure this Nigga finna pat me down. Noooo, homie turns me around and puts the cuffs on me talking about I’m being detained and walks me to the curb to be patted down. So one of em searches my car while the other one and I conversate about my past experiences with police and he was actually very sympathetic to the situation. We even talked politics, and he shared some of his personal stories with me about some of his past police work. All while I was in handcuffs. Then right as we were finishing that conversation, the first officer came back out of the car with my Dutch master wrapper and my heart dropped cause I thought he had found the weed lmao but he didn’t. Or at least it wasn’t in there. So they ask for my help opening my trunk, and don’t find anything so they finish checking that and then the first officer tells the second one to take the cuffs off. And they tell me my stuff is all on the seat and I was good to go. And that they appreciated the respect. It went both ways and was appreciated both ways. They were good guys tho.
Side note tho: when I got back in the car. I realized the first officer may have found my weed. I saw it in it’s hiding spot, but I know I had folded the bag over another time when I put it there earlier. He either looked at the plastic and didn’t see the weed inside, or saw it and decided it wasn’t enough worth filling paperwork out over lol AAAAND yah. 13/10 worth it cause this weed got me high as shit 😂😂😂
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