#do with American politics I'm constantly fighting with my grandma because she's like no the Bible mentions America and I'm like no it dosent
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American Christans stop thinking the book of revolutions is about their own specific country and government challenge
#why are American Christians so fuckin obsessed with thinking that Revelations starts in America that it always has something to#do with American politics I'm constantly fighting with my grandma because she's like no the Bible mentions America and I'm like no it dosent#I mean if anyone wants to be the Antichrist it would probably be Trump if we want to try and pinpoint all of those little details yeah#Kennedy's probably the pale horse but the Bible never fuckin mentions America once#because guess what America wasn't around when it was fuckin written dumbasses#i hate christans but i fuckin H A T E the american bred of christans the most fuck you all#also american christans stop trying to speed run destroying everything destroying the planet and destroying basic government and making life#miserable for everyone so they can speed run their end of the world fantasies challenge#i dream a day Christianity becomes the minority they think they are
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Hi boo, I'm here for an MHA matchup if you don't mind 😗 (No gender preference)
I'm an afab trans man who uses he/him pronouns and I'm 19 (and never fucking learned how to read). I'm bisexual demi romantic and I am professionally diagnosed with schizo-affective, chronic PTSD, depression and bipolar, and as such I take a lot of medications. I'm a Muslim, Leo sun/Aquarius moon/Cancer Venus/Sagittarius Mars/Virgo rising.
My hobbies include drawing and writing, playing Pokemon and Animal Crossing (and other video games), watching horror movies, cooking and cleaning, fantasizing about romantic situations, caring for my grandmother and doing my daily prayers.
My likes include tiny and baby animals, cute journals to write in, astronomy and astrology, plush toys (I own like 30 and I love them all) and mythology.
My dislikes involve being underestimated (specifically by my dad), loud crowds, events or items that trigger my illnesses, Endeavor (he reminds me somewhat of my dad), being left alone anywhere, a lot of my family members (they're all drunkards, drug abusers or both), people who don't look up their facts before trying to disprove me and unnecessary arguments and yelling, and math.
My habits are smoking cigarettes, scratching myself endlessly, bouncing my legs, binge eating, responding to texts out loud and constantly texting my friends as if I'm unaware they're getting tired of me lol.
Around new people I try to appear harmless but professional. When I'm comfortable with people I pull out the crude jokes, all my stuffed animals, every detail about my past and present, and discuss American politics. I like to play wrestle with my friends. When a real fight occurs however, I go all out. I once kicked the asses of three guys twice my size. My dad is a retired Navy Seal who taught me how to defend myself so I have him to thank for that. I tend to be the funny friend who does stupid shit to get a laugh out of people.
I tend to shut down when people get angry with me. There are times I feel hyper sexual and times I feel sex repulsed. I go far out of my way to prove myself to others that I'm not useless or deserve to be in my mom's shadow, but my dad can't overlook that he only compliments her and how hard she works because he's hopeful he'll get sex that night. It's difficult for me to open up to other people because I'm scared I'll get hurt. I never cry but it affects me greatly when my dad "jokes" about me being fat (as if he's any better than me). I'm simply tired of being the butt of his every joke. My brother is Autistic and my parents make excuses for him all the time to an unfair extreme, but never do the same for me.
Haha this kinda turned into a micro vent but oh well. I hope I didn't write too much and please have a great day! I love reading what you write daily.
Hiya 💖💫 I didn't write for him in a long time, so maybe he's a little bit out of character 🥺💖 The longer I was reading this, the more concerned for you I got, if you want to talk about something, you're always welcome to message me! 💫💖 I tried to avoid the topic of your religion and mental disorders, because it's something I don't know much about and I didn't wanted to get something wrong 🥺💖 Enjoy! 💖

My choice for you is... *drum roll* Dabi! And here's why:
• Dabi would accept all your mental disorders, he probably has few himself
• He'll find your drawings cool and he might even steal few to take into his room
• Hes used to Shigaraki playing games, so he doesn't mind that you do, as long as you give him attention when he wants
• He'll watch horror movie with you, so he can tease you if you get scared
• He's messy and he doesn't eat unless somebody gives him food or he's really starving, so it's good that you like cooking and cleaning
• He's not much of a romantic, but he cares for you and he'll try
• He doesn't care about what you believe in, he's atheist himself, but he doesn't say anything against your religion
• He might help you take care of your grandma sometimes, but since he's villain, he doesn't want her to recognize him
• He finds your collection of plush toys adorable and he gets steals you new one sometimes
• He'll also get you new journals, but he'll read what your write into them
• He also has problems with his father, so he fully understands you
• He hates being underestimated as much as you do, so another thing you two have in common
• He doesn't care about loud crowds, but he'll try to dodge them when he's with you
• He loves you even tho he's asshole so he'll do everything he can to not trigger your illnesses
• He's capable of arguing with anybody, but he'll try to not when he's with you
• He also smokes, so you two take smoke breaks together plus he's practically lighter, so you don't have to worry about carrying one with you
• He doesn't have any life, so he's free to text all day
• He finds amusing how appear quiet and collected at first, but you're badass
• You two go to missions together and then he brags about how good you're in a fight to everybody in lov
• Other members of lov also like you, Toga has crush on you and Shigaraki discusses and plays games with you
• Dabi and Toga might make little trip to visit your father, with knives.
• Dabi will asure you about how awesome you're
• You'll get all the love you deserve in lov and from Dabi

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