#do jotham/hircine count. the divorce was a divorce of jotham's head from his body

[kissingagrumpygiant]

Well then, because I'm curious and nosy, "how was the divorce?" To any of your ocs with exes 😘

THANK you you get me.

Vlwls's (khizim/shiver/cintera) divorce was lovely. Left half a country side destroyed by evil blood sucking vampires and on fire, homoerotic fights leading to. Things. Questions of morality and attraction. Blood rituals as proposals. They weren't even married to begin with they're just crazy

Elmoak (anton/elmell) divorce was soooooo. They were young dumb and full of u know, and elmell freaked out in orc fashion about duty and honor and decided to run away to fulfil said duty, leave Anton behind, but not before crushing that man's confidence with her meanest of mean girl speeches so he'll hopefully move on from her (he didnt) (they still had a son together she kept from him for 30 years) (Anton is a victim)

Grimnir's divorce from his ex-wife came in the form of accidently(?) killing their kid in the name of hircine then being swooped away into the hunting grounds. Oops. Oopsie. Oh uh! 🏹

Ravis (ravennec/mavis) were a short lived thing (heh) before Rav took a contract assigned about killing mavis bc he believed well if she has a hit on her anyway it might as well come from me, a person she likes. And he stabbed her. Because he's normal and also didn't think she's essentially unkillable now #oopsie

No one knows about them but me but Hedda/Amichai are the only actually married-then-sorta-divorced couple I do have . U know when u gotta start hunting ur dead-demon-wife for sport bc you believe she should be dead in the ground and some demon is wearing her skin but in fact she was just straight up a demon the entire time and u refuse to believe that . And she won't even sign the divorce papers 🙄