#dislocated my ankle going down stairs bc i couldn't get to the elevator and had to get someone to carry my walker
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fruitbatvampiresociety · 9 months ago
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To the jerk who pulled the fire alarm in the zoo: I hope you lose your sneezes with increasing regularity and that you always forget to take your socks off before stepping in the shower
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