#disclaimer: somehow i doubt cantatia revoni's mother ever said anything like that. but it was funny
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While I’m timelining here’s my opinions on various altamaian high queens (just notable ones not all of em):
Aethema I: THE OG AETHEMA. did a lot of bad things very efficiently and effectively
Ouriama: Most notable for being the corpse in Altamaian history’s most interesting murder mystery. There’s definitely like a print serial or projection-play equivalent of an HBO period drama about her where she’s set up as an archetypal lovable doomed heroine surrounded by intrigue though
Daemarima: Just wanted everybody to learn her bad conlang. Relatable
Miorane II: Indirectly ended a dynasty to get with a girl, lesbian icon
Deracoura: One day her sister just came in and was like “Hey pipsqueak how would you like to be High Queen of the Motherworld” and purely by rolling with it she’s now remembered as the godmother of the LGA
Felixania: If you want to make some laws, go ahead, this hecker is 16
Aethema II: “I just wish we could all get along like we did in middle school” *is murdered by her own guards at the behest of her most trusted adviser*
#sweet chariot#disclaimer: somehow i doubt cantatia revoni's mother ever said anything like that. but it was funny#history - altamai
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