#dik dik is a funny name

[never-surrender]

( To Astarion from memory! Astarion ) There was a little elven boy no more than twelve in his trance. His eyes cast in a white fog so his older self wouldn't know the color of them. The younger Astarion pouted and kicked at a pebble on the ground. "You forgot us..." It hadn't been directed at his older self, but rather a friend. Some ambiguous shape of a children friend they had forgotten the details of. But the way the boy looked, his gaze may as well be piercing into his older self's face. "Just leave me." He pouted. "If you can't be bothered to remember. Leave me."

@apalestar is a dik

In his own trance, the memory forms slowly rather than all at once, leaving him walking through a dense fog like area until he came to a clearing where his younger self was. Instinct demanded he go towards the child, nearly there before that piercing fogged over gaze stopped him in his tracks. The upset there made Astarion's deadened heart twist in his chest for whatever reason, the words that were spoken creating a pit in his stomach and a panic that soon filled the void.

"No...! No I haven't-" but he has. He has forgotten his past self... but he just didn't understand. The horrors he faced, the unrivaled pain he had experienced ... he didn't have a choice in the matter! It had just ... happened.

"Oh what would you know about it? Huh? You don't know the pain I've endured, the agony I experienced. But you'll see... you'll see soon enough-" and then he had a realization. Maybe ... maybe he could prevent this version of him from going through with it.

"Listen to me, and listen to me well, child. One night after work you're going to be walking through Baldur's Gate and you're going to be attacked, and a man is going to be there to offer and save you... do not take it under any circumstances, you cannot-" he was still talking, when his voice suddenly gave out. His lips moved but no noise was made as he began to wake from his trance. Attempting to call out the rest of the information he felt the boy needed, Astarion struggled and struggled against the inevitable...

And when he woke, it was with a shout.

[worldwatcher69]

When I saw this, I literally said out loud. OMD, what a cute little dik dik . Now I can't stop laughing.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I love dik-dik not just because of the funny name but they’re so small and cute and adults don’t get big. Look at various pictures I got from google images

Love seeing these guys at the zoo. Wish I could pet them but I know that’s not good for wildlife and will refrain.

[animals-i-think-are-cool]

jan 2 - dik-dik

these four species of antelope (in the genus madoqua. madoqua magica?) look like someone used a warp tool on their little faces. the black spots near their eyes are scent glands! but i can’t be the only one who thought they had four eyes though right. also, they have very cute ears! they look like leaves.

their name likely comes from the sound they make when threatened, which is another use for their funny looking nose. it also keeps them cool and hydrated, evolving them past the need for much water. i think adaptations in dry places are so cool…

can’t tell if they mate for life or not. but the males sometimes end up fighting which looks really weird. they run a few feet towards each other and headbutt the air in front of them. maybe they’re not even fighting each other.

rating: 10/10. what is up with these guys (affectionate)

(requested by @creppersfunpalooza)

[seriouslysam8]

Forget the elf, give Sirius an Alpaca. Just picture it, Sirius rolls in with the 🦙during the order meeting. Snape throws a fuss, Dik-Dik (guess who named the Alpaca?) spits in his face. Every time the Snape opens his mouth Dik-Dik spits in his direction. Sirius gets an entertaining friend and Snape shuts the fuck up, we kill two birds with one stone! Course Dik-Dik has 🕶️ (Hinny customized for him) and Weasley sweatshirt from Molly. Think of the entertainment, Sam!

😂😂😂😂

This would be such a crazy and funny and crank-filled one-shot.

Dik-Dik… in another life. In another life.

[rjalker]

Beyond her he could see Dik and Tom.

This is funny but the "logic" for these dolphin names is ridiculous

[philsmeatylegss]

if you could be any type of land mammal what land mammal would you be

This has been in my inbox for like a week because I needed time to think about this and I had to be in the right headset. I’m not including typical pets (dogs especially) because it would be too man. But I think I have my pick:

Bradypus crinitus

They were discovered very recently in 2022. They’re from a forest in Brazil and we’re known as just the maned sloths, but the coconut heads of this guy showed that there’s two versions

Fennec Fox

I recently have been a big fan of foxes. Probably my favorite fox is the Fennec Fox. It’s the smallest fox species

Bush Baby

Ngl, the name makes me laugh, it’s pocket sized, and hehe funny eyes. That’s really it

Capybara

No explanation needed

Dik-Dik

Funky lil guy who has a funny name

Jerboas

FUCKING WHAT ELSE CAN YOU ASK FOR???? LOOK AT THIS MAN!

Lemmings

LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK!!!

Pangolin

Once again, self explanatory

[readingwiththestars]

˗ˏˋ ꒰ hating the player ꒱ ˎˊ˗

⤷ 4 stars ⟢

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ⵌthoughts ᝰ.ᐟ this imo was a much better book than the first. dik what about it made it better maybe, the authors writing style improved or something but i found this one to be so cute and giggly.

it was an enemies to lovers, second chance trope WITHOUT a 3rd act break up. i think i was singing to the heavens when i realised that wasn't happening i mean ofc a different thing happened but no thrid act break up counts as a win!!!

guys i swear i remember stuff about this book i just cant write it down rn cause (1 im ridiculously untalented at remembering what i wanted to right in a review (2 very excited to start reading the next book in this series because they're the whole reason i picked these books up in the first place.

⋮ ꒰ characters ꒱ ⋮

°˖➴ violet i love her. like simple as that. she's so me core with holding grudges cause MAN i can hold one 😭 it was so much fun to read about her preparing the dress for (i forgot her name guys this isnt good) *that celebrity* and how she describes why she makes what she makes. it was so cute. and the inner turmoil going ...i kinda like him but NO i dont shut up idiot. was funny to read about. her love for historical movies literally just about made me wanna go watch persuasion i kid you not lmao.

°˖➴ gavin this man. *chefs kiss* i love him. give me him. he was such a sweetie i could actually just die happy on the spot if he smiled at me. like when he stayed with violet while she was sick and looked after her was when i folded - aka the beginning of the book. nsdjsd it was super intersting to read about his relationship with his family, and him just blatantly drooling over violet is the best thing ive read for a while.

જ⁀➴ quotes ⟢

"i'll read to you later" - gavin

i think thats all that needs to be put here.

౨ extra ৎ i cannot wait until daisy and felix's book and and i'm starting to like jane moreee (also idk why its not letting me underline the titley parts but oh well)

[gameguides]

Being a DIK Walkthrough

Welcome to our Being a Dik Walkthrough guide. This guide, Episodes 1 to 8 Being DIK and Endings will show you tips, choices and secrets to reach the highest levels in all in-game relationships and unlock all available scenes in the game. You can also browse our Being a DIK cheat console commands guide here, and our Being a DIK vault code combinations guide here. Updated on: 01.8.2023

Being a Dik Walkthrough

Being a DIK Walkthrough Guide 0

1-8. Chapters and Endings, tips, choices and secrets! Episode 1 Walkthrough - Get mad / Shrug ot off - Think a bad thought / Ignore it - Nasty joke (Relationship Points Josy +1) / Corny joke - Draw dicks (+2) (Relationship Points Josy +1) / Draw a funny face (Relationship Points Josy +1) / Don’t draw (-2, but +2 money later) - I really like it (Relationship Points Josy +1) - Check out her ass / Check out her boobs / Leave - Get annoyed / Humor him - Accept money / Ask for more money / Reject Money - Push him for more / Accept less (if you painted a face) - Yes, sorry / I can stay if you want - Ok / It’s a date (Relationship Points Josy +1) (if you draw something) - Trigger him / What do you mean - Retort / Ignore him 1st free roam - Talk to dad - 1st render: Click on magazine (table) - Click on the phone > chat app > Josy > always 2nd choice - Go to bath room - 2nd render: Magazine (plant) - Click on shower - Click on the Guitar (MC Room) - 3rd render: Magazine (table) - Phone > Brawler game > pick opponent > renders as reward - Get dressed Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - I like it (Relationship Points Josy +1) / It’s better than wearing nothing (Relationship Points Josy +1) (requires dtype below 1) / Let’s go - Flirt with her (Relationship Points Josy +1 (requires dtype below 1), Relationship Points Josy -1 otherwise)/ Don’t push your luck - Check her out (not if 0 dtype) / Don’t push oyur luck - I feel excited / I’m nervous - Thank her / Just leave - Be confident / Be friendly - Be rude / Be friendly - Sure - Check her panties (Relationship Points Maya -1) / Chek her out (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Don’t push your luck - Really / Tell a joke (Relationship Points Maya +1) - Cool / Compliment her (Relationship Points Maya +1) - Hug her (Relationship Points Maya +1) (requires dtype below 1) / Bye - Introduce yourself / Say Nothing - Intervene (Relationship Points Jocks -1) (Relationship Points Sage +1) / Keep quiet (if you Intervened) - Shove him / Call security - Joke about her name / Pretty name - Maybe he did / That’s bullshit - Tell a joke (Relationship Points Sage +1 if you are a dick) / Don’t push it - Why do you date him (Relationship Points Sage +1 if you are a dick, if not Relationship Points Sage -1) / Don’t inquire - That’s superficial (Relationship Points Sage -1) / I haven’t made any friends yet - Check her out / Don’t push your luck - Banter/ Defend her - Just my type / I’m more into milfs like Cathy (dream scenes > titjobs with Jade 1st option, ôr femdom with Cathy 2nd) - Get mad (Relationship Points Derek -1) / Ignore him - Check her out (Relationship Points Maya -1) / Say hi English class - Being a Dik Walkthrough - 3 letter words: Git, His, Hit, Its, Lit, also Sit - 4 letter words: Gilt, Gist, Gits, Hilt, Hits, List, Shit, Sigh, Silt, Slit, also This - 5 letter words: Sight, Light, Gilts, also Hilts - 6 letter words: Slight, also Lights +1 DIK point if you use the cheat 1st move, -1 if not Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Ask about boyfriend / Leave it alone - Mock him (Relationship Points Jocks -1) / Calm him down - Mock him (Relationship Points Jocks -1) / Calm him down - Compliment her (Relationship Points Jill +1 if dtype below 0r Relationship Points Jill -1) / Introduce yourself Buy “Take notes for the nerds”, you will earn money every lesson you follow - Tell a joke (Relationship Points Isabella -1 if dtype more than 1) / Ask about library card - Say hey (Think a bad thought / Ignore him) / Ignore him 2nd free roam – Dream Ending - call Josy - Why are you calling and I miss you (Relationship Points Josy +1) / Just checking in or I was about to call you I miss you (Relationship Points Josy +1) / Just checking in - What about your boyfriend? / What about me? - Phone > Brawler game > pick opponent > renders as reward - corridor - guy at the vending machine Buy him a soda / Leave - bathroom > stall - Special render: magazine (floor) - Click on the gloryhole - Talk to Derek High Five (Relationship Points Derek +1) / Low Five - Joke around (Relationship Points Derek +1) / Ignore him (don’t buy > dev console) - Go back to your room and study Math - 5th render: table (lamp) - End of the day - Fine / Don’t you - Sage, was it? / I’m blanking on your name - Yes (Relationship Points Sage +1 if dtype > 0) / No - Let me check (Relationship Points Sage +1) (requires dtype > 1) / If you say so - What’s in it for me? / No way Math Minigame - Being a Dik Walkthrough Answers: c, b, d, a, d, c, but with cheats +1 DIK point Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Indoors / Outdoors - Cuddling with a blanket / Bubble bath / Neither - At a party / At home - Pay for her meal (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Dont pay for her meal - Beat him up / Storm out (1st choice -1 cell fom the CHICK side, 2nd -1 cell from the DIK side) (if you beat up Troy >dev console and type: $ sports_victory = True jump sports_fight1_done - I don’t hate them (Relationship Points Dicks -1) / I hate them (Relationship Points Dicks +1) - Play along (Relationship Points Dicks +1) / Deny 3rd free roam - Being a Dik Walkthrough - Special Render: center of the table - click right - examine door on the right - examine door on the center - pick up money (top shelf) - Special render: left of the cardbox - enter the bathroom - special render: near the WC - click on the panties - Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Stay quiet / Act like a girl - Agree / Try to leave - Get involved (requires 2 dtype) / Leave - Joke around (Relationship Points Dicks +1 if DIK point > 0) / Get angry - Tease her (Relationship Points Isabella -1) / Don’t tease her (Relationship Points Isabella +1) - Stop calling me boy / Don’t call her out - Laugh (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Get annoyed 4th free roam - click on the table - study gender studies, click up - special render: top-right book - click on the right - Left side of the closet (money) - click left twice - examine the drawer - Special render: middle - talk to Maya - Joke (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Really - Go to bed - End the day Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Sure / Together (DIK or a CHICK point depending no your dtype - Sneak a peek (requires dtype is > 1) / Wait until she’s done - Closer look at ass / Closer look at tits - Compliment her (Relationship Points Maya +1 if dtype < 0) / Dont compliment her - Ask her to turn around and check her out / Undress while she looks (Relationship Points Maya +1 if dtype < 0) 2nd Dream Scene - Hostile approach / Calm approach - Hostile approach / Calm approach - Look closer / Don’t risk it - No harsh feelings / Don’t accept apology - Yes / No / None of your business - Accept her offer / Reject her offer (1st choice -1 cell fom the CHICK side, 2nd -1 cell from the DIK side) - Say hey / Retort - Joke / Say hey (Relationship Points Jill +1 if dtype < 0) - Whisper again / Sit down closer to her and Thanks (Relationship Points Jill -1) / It wasn’t a move 5th free roam - Special renders: play browler on the phone - chat with Derek - chat with Josy and pick: ‘You look very pretty in that, Josy’ (Relationship Points Josy +1) - Talk to Maya Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Sneak a peek (requires dtype > 0) / Ask her what she’s doing - Look closer / Don’t look closer - Smell her hair (Relationship Points Maya -1 if dtype > 0) / Don’t risk - it Push her leg down (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Linger longer - Too late for that (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Ok. I’ll try - I liked it (Relationship Points Maya +1 if dtype < 0) / It wasn’t for me - Thanks for the movie / Was that an offer? - Easy credits and vag*nas (Relationship Points Maya -1) (Relationship Points Derek +1) (requires 2 dtype) / Learn more about women (Relationship Points Maya +1)/ Nothing special Gender studies Minigame Answers: Danielle, 2 years old brown, Franz, You never told me, $12, Glasses, Linda 240lbs, 2 months, Your boyfriend Jaime, and also 13 6th free roam - click right - clickright side (closet) - click down to unlock a special render - chat with Derek or Sage - chat with Josy >1st, 2nd and 1st answers - Phone > Brawler game > pick opponent > renders as reward - study English (table) - if you accepted Quinn’s offer, call her / free from charge choice funny reaction. - Go to bed, End the day Episode 2 Walkthrough Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Yes (Relationship Points Dicks +1) / No? - Defend Maya / Say nothing < if you played camila (accepted Quinn’s) > Tell her the truth / Say nothing - Make her stop (lose) / Let her continue and Ask her to stop / Tease her - Positive response / Negative response - I like Maya / Nice and Nothing / Nothing.. yet 7th free roam - Being a Dik Walkthrough - investigate - Talk to 2 guys at the couch and other at the door - Click right > fridge - Special render: magazine (left of the fridge) - Click right and talk to Derek Yes (Relationship Points Derek +1) / No Friendly greeting / Flirty greeting Walk off / Be a smart ass < requires picked ‘Be a smart ass’ > Agree / Disagree Defend Maya (Relationship Points Derek +1) / Agree with the HOTs - stairs - Investigate and talk to all the girls - Investigate and enter the janitor room, - special render: book at the top behind the chait - Talk to the 2 guys Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - To make out with you / To help you (Relationship Points Maya +1) - Yes / No - Stop it (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Let Quinn continue - Joke (Relationship Points Jocks -1) (Relationship Points Dicks +1) / Keep quiet - Me neither OR Joke (Relationship Points Derek -1) / - Joke Relationship Points Maya -1 if dtype > 0, Relationship Points Maya +1 otherwise) / Ask why - Tell her what you know / Don’t tell her about Quinn - Yes / No, father (Relationship Points Dicks +1) - Agree / Focus 8th free roam - Click right twice, investigate, left to watch 2 scenes, down - nvestigate near the rope - Climb up - Go first / Let Derek go first - Investigate on the right, take a look at Jill - Watch her / Don’t watch her - Special render: magazine (bed > right drawer) - Investigate on the chair, click on the right, pick up the money - Special render: under the logs (fireplace) - Other Special render: Book (bed > left drawer) - Special render: Click on the bookshelf, 2nd row from the bottom, far right - Investigate near the vase, money under it - Click on Derek - Yes - Money: Drawer under the 3 books - Click right, then the moose to end the free roam English Class Minigame - 3 letter words: Her, Pee, Per, Rep, See, also She - 4 letter words: Here, Hers, Peer, Reps, Seep, also Seer - 5 letter words: Peers, Sheep, Sheer, also Spree - 6 letter words: Herpes, also Sphere +1 DIK point if you use the cheat, -1 otherwise, Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings Love you, too / Bye 9th free roam - phone > chat with dad - I’ll send the money back to you / I already bought it (money +1) / Thanks dad (money +1) - If you agreed to Quinn’s proposal call her and buy special item (3 money) - Special render: brawler minigame on the phone - 1st right, 2nd left side of the drawer = money - study english (table) - Click on the guitar (Relationship Points Maya +1) - Talk to Maya Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Stay with Maya (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Go to the party - I intend to (Relationship Points Dicks +1) / No Mouse Minigame the cursor always stays within the borders of the path, 3 times = special render - Do it (Relationship Points Dicks +1) / Pass - “Go home to Maya (Relationship Points Derek +1) / Stay and party - < if you picked ‘Stay and party’ and you won all stages of the minigame > Find Sage / Find Sarah (you only get this option if you bought the special item from Quinn) < if you picked ‘Find Sage’ > Kiss her / Leave < if you picked ‘Kiss her’ > Yes (Relationship Points Sage +1 if dtype > 0) / No < if you picked ‘Find Sarah’ > sex scene* < if you picked ‘Go home to Maya’ > Tell her about the HOTs / Don’t tell her about the HOTs (this choice sets a variable not used in this version) Kiss her / Don’t kiss her (better scenes = kiss) Why shouldn’t we kiss / Don’t you want to kiss (you will only get the se*x scene if -3 < dtype < 2 and you picked Kiss her at the branching)” Tell the truth / Dodge the question (Relationship Points Maya -1) Kiss her cheek (Relationship Points Maya +1) / Don’t kiss her - Buy chocolate / Buy flowers / Don’t buy her anything - Talk to him / Walk away (1st choice -1 cell fom the CHICK side, 2nd -1 cell from the DIK side) - Hug / Kiss on cheek (Relationship Points Josy +1) (if you bought Josy a flower and you asked her about flowers during the 3rd phone chat in v0.1, you get Relationship Points Josy +2, if you didn’t ask her or you bought her chocolate you get Relationship Points Josy +1) - Compliment food / Compliment effort (Relationship Points Josy +1) - Ask about mom - Ask about dad - Yes / No Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Accept / Not like this < if you picked ‘Accept’ > Compliment her (Relationship Points Josy +1 if dtype < 1) / Don’t push your luck (3rd dream scene) Yeah, it does / Not really Joke / Ask why Check her cleavage / Dont check her cleavage Calm approach / Hostile approach (skip the minigame= , open the dev console and type $ ep2_dawe_fight_won = True jump ep2_after_dawe_fight_label) Stay and fight / Run away (1st choice -1 cell fom the CHICK side, 2nd -1 cell from the DIK side) Alphas / Cute outfit Check her out (you only get this option if dtype > 0) / Don’t risk it - Mock Dawe (Relationship Points Sage +1) / Don’t mock Dawe - Stop / Kiss her back - Talk her out of it / Sympathize - Yes (if you want to keep on helping Sage) / No - Be mad with Chad / Ask more about Sage (Relationship Points Sage +1 if dtype > 0) - Yes (Relationship Points Sage +1)(guitar class scene with Sage) / No - Look closer / Don’t risk it - Hi Bella (Relationship Points Isabella -1) / Hi Isabella - Compliment them (Relationship Points Jill +1) / Don’t push it - Look closer / Don’t risk it - Yes / No - Say hey / Ignore him - Joke / Let Jill answer - Me neither (Relationship Points Isabella +1) / Who do you like? - Compliment her (Relationship Points Isabella +1) / Thank her 10th free roam - Chat with dad, Josy and Maya, and Play brawler > special render - Vault app on the phone,4-4-1-3 to unlock 5 special renders - Table and investigate - money: Click right, right of the kettle - Investigate till you reach the bookshelf, center-bottom the red book > special render - Center door Peek (Relationship Points Isabella -1) / Don’t peek - Door on the right Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Look closer / Don’t look closer - I remember / It’s foggy - Ask for a ride (Relationship Points Isabella -1 if dtype > 0) / Walk - Learn about women’s issues (Relationship Points Isabella +1) / Easy credits - Thank her / Kiss her (better) and Yes / No Math Minigame Answers: c, a, a, a, c, c, d, d, d, b, d +1 DIK point with cheats “Sympathize / It’s his choice < if you chose to tutor Sage > Correct her / Wait until she’s done Correct her / Wait until she’s done < if you picked ‘Correct her’ > Flirt (Relationship Points Sage +1) / Stay focused Kiss her / Don’t take it further (picking ‘Kiss her’ you won’t get to see the tit*job scene unless you kissed Sage at the party)” Gender Studies Minigame Answers: Chocolate, 5, 3, Diet orange, Fries, Whiskers, Lemons, 0, 5 years, Blue shirt with white dots - Positive response / Negative response - Flirt / Don’t flirt - Ask her about the song / Apologize and leave Episode 3 Walkthrough - Agree / Disagree - Yes / No - I do / Not me - I’ll try / No way Brawler Minigame Cheat if you need: - $ sports_hp = 4 - $ sports_mov = 4 - cheat $ sports_dex = 4 - $ sports_pow = 4 - or directly: $ ep3_chad_fight_won = True jump ep3_after_chad_fight_pov_label Continue the Being a DIK Walkthrough & Endings - Joke / Just tell her - Yes / No - That’s nice / That’s creepy (chick or neutral) and Turn your head / Don’t move (better scene picking the former) Remove your hand / Move your hand a bit - Compliment her outfit (Relationship Points Jill +1 if dtype < 0) / Good morning Tease him (Relationship Points Preps -1) / Great him Agree / Disagree Yes / No (Relationship Points Jill -1) Peek / Don’t risk it Discuss / leave < if you picked ‘Discuss’ > Go easy on her / Be harsh (Relationship Points Jill -1) - Peek / Don’t risk it - Offer to help her / Don’t offer your help 11th free roam - Being a Dik Walkthrough - open phone - Chat with Derek (2nd and 2nd), Josy, Sage (2nd ), (requires teaching her guitar) - rooster app: - pic with ‘Rusty’, picking the one at the top gives (Relationship Points Derek +1), the other (Relationship Points Dicks +1) (+1) - pic with ‘Maya’ , picking the one at the top gives (+1), the other (Relationship Points Maya +1) (-1) - with ‘Jill’ , picking the one at the top gives (Relationship Points Jill +1) (-1) , the other (Relationship Points Preps -1) (+1) (picking Read the full article

[aceruinedit]

zorramorhadic

zorramorhadic!!

A gender the relates to lovecore, foxes, and fairies!! 

(love can be platonic!!)

behind the name:

zorr- zorra, fox in spanish

amor- amor, love in spanish

had- hada, fairy in spainish 

soor-amore-dik (haha dik, so funny 😐/lh)

ps the care for others was meant to be worded as not wanting to bring negativity not really 'empathy uwu 🥺🥺'

possible pronouns: 

(they/them/their/themself

fox/fox/fox's/foxself

fair/fairy/fairy's/fairyself

lo/love/love's/loveself

🦊/🦊/🦊's/🦊self

❤️/❤️/❤️'s/❤️self

this is all serious/srs

[innytoes]

jatp + daemon au?

Okay so Luke's daemon Charlie is a wolf. He settles pretty early, and he was still waiting for a growth spurt, so the effect is rather comical. Deep down, he was insecure about it, because while a wolf is totally a badass daemon for the frontman of a rock band, shouldn't he have been more musical? Maybe a bird of some kind?

Reggie takes one look at his daemon after she's settled and nods firmly. "Makes sense," he says. "When wolves sing, it's all about connection." Reggie watches a lot of nature documentaries. He and his daemon Ellie love trying out all the new animals they learn about.

(Ellie is short for Eleanor, because Short Names That Are Secretly Old People Names Solidarity.)

Ellie spends a lot of time as a husky after Luke just settled, and it's kind of funny to see the difference between dog-and-wolf. Ellie and Charlie play fight a lot and when they curl up together it's hard to tell where one begins and the other ends.

(Sunset Curve's daemons were always very touchy with each other, but then, so were the boys themselves. It wasn't weird to see a post-rehearsal cuddle pile on both the sofa and the floor in front of it.)

Ellie eventually settles as a border collie, and Reggie is so happy. She’s the perfect size for cuddling with and it just feels right. (They wear matching red bandanas when they’re doing country-music together.)

Listen I took the daemon quiz twice for Alex because I was stumped and both times it landed on antelope. Alex has a fucking dik-dik and if you make him feel bad about it Charlie will threaten to eat you.

Aria the dik-dik loves to just chill right in front of the base drum, she likes the vibrations. 

Yes the visual of Tol Alex,Tiny Daemon + Smol Luke, Giant Daemon is very funny and when they’re all together sometimes people first assume Charlie belongs to Alex and then they meet him and are like: nope that wolf is 100% not yours. 

Julie’s daemon is a songbird named Bramble and after her mom died it didn’t speak at all for like a year. Not even to Julie. Bramble had only just started talking to Julie and Flynn again when she got kicked out of the music program.

Bramble is the one who finds the CD and suggests they put it on.

Willie has something super cool like an iguana. Just imagine the visual of Willie and Alex flirting when they meet but with a giant lizard perched on Willie’s shoulder, wearing shades. His name is Throckmorton because I am NEVER LETTING THAT JOKE GO.

Caleb has a black panther because sleek and fancy and showy and powerful and the horrifying mental image of it with its jaws around other ghosts’ daemon.

(Don’t think about ‘he owns my soul’ don’t think about Caleb threatening Willie with not being allowed to skate the streets of Hollywood don’t think about if you piss him off he locks your daemon up in a small room at the HGC and if he’s really mad you still have to perform, all the while aching from being so far away from your soul.)

Imagine after the Orpheum when Julie is begging the guys to save themselves and right before the hug, Bramble and Charlie figure out they can touch each other.

send me an au (and/or pairing) and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[gwaaaaar]

I'm back again on my BS and I just wanted to share with you, Ahem, let us begin. Picture this, playing any crewd pop culture song around Wu chang, you could be kiting and blast CPR by cup cakKe from your headphones and now Fan has the song stuck in his head which means it suck in Xies head too.

Fan: I saved dik by giving it cpr-

Xie:...what in fucks name-

Xie is now mad at you,Fan won't stop signing it and now it's stuck in their head!

But on the bright side,you now have someone to sing with during matches 👍

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS EAT EM U PL EAT EM UP EAT EM UP

funny story, a friend of mine was playing as norton and said his moans sounded like cupcakke or however their name is spelled. Norton did this to wu chang <3

[mepheesto]

top 5 CUTEST animals!!!!!

Ok this was adorable and prepare for an extensive list with pics

Going 5 to 1 to build up to the cutest ever imho:

5. Kinglets

It's a tiny ball pretending to be a bird what's not to love

4. Dik-diks

They have a funny name, look like what children would draw to make an antelope, and sometimes their lil nose seems almost heart shaped

3. Quokkas

Nature gifted quokkas with the closest resemblance to a smile ever and they always look like they're having a ball I want to hold one for motivational reasons

2. Red panda

Mlems often, clean, rare, lovely personality, 10/10

1. Viscacha

Perfect beautiful lovely and looks like it needs a nap which makes it even the more relatable - a friend of mine introduced me to viscachas a year ago cause they reminded them of an oc or mine and I've been in love ever since. The perfect balance between existential dread and being a poor little ball or floof.

[ladyfl4me]

Hi please yell about boyd and stern in TCOS and TMWCIFTC :D!

Anon, THANK YOU for enabling me, you have my fucking life in your hands

I’ll preface all of this by saying that everything in this post is related to my long-form Amnesty works, The Moth who Came In from the Cold and The Children of Sylvain. If you haven’t read those, then you’ll be pretty damn confused, so I guess now is as good of a time to plug them - and the series - as any. A heads up: I started it back in 2018, and everything in TCOS is just… very VERY loosely associated with Amnesty canon at this point. Same root premise, same characters, but back in 2018 even I couldn’t predict where arcs 4 and 5 ended up going. TMWCIFTC was written as the logical progression, in my head, of an alternate arc 4, and everything that happened in TCOS is based off of that progression. It’s got almost no connection to the actual canon at this point. I’ll be recapping some of the more important plot points for context, though.

Here’s hoping the read-more works. This was 7 pages long in the google doc I prepared this in, so I apologize in advance to everyone on my dash if this got fucked up. Spoilers for TMWCIFTC ahead, as well as general vague spoilers for Amnesty.

So everything’s coming up roses. Fantastic. Let’s start with the biggest thing: how the characters of Agent Stern and Boyd Mosche have changed from canon to this AU.

Boyd’s Changes:

We’ll start with Boyd, because this motherfucker is UNRECOGNIZABLE from canon. On god, that is all Griffin’s fault. Pretty much all of Boyd’s character was concentrated in arc 4 of Amnesty, and honestly? He was a fantastic character there. Loved him as a counterpart to Ned. He gave off an air of “the ends justify the means” in almost everything he did - especially how he was willing to do anything, including blackmail Ned to hell and back, to get back to England - which I’ve grafted into my version of him. The angst-loving part of my brain seized on the tragic possibilities of his relationship with Ned and was bumping “No Children” by the Mountain Goats every time they interacted. Great stuff, interesting complexity, was genuinely surprised when he kicked it.

All that happened after I introduced him as a character in TMWCIFTC. My version of him retains the smooth-talking Britishness of him, with the aforementioned “ends justify the means” logic for everything; I’d probably sort him as a chaotic neutral, with basically all of his points in wisdom, charisma and strength with very few in intelligence. I tried to work with that for the start. We knew nothing about Boyd at the time I was writing TMWCIFTC, so my brain wanted to fill in that blank for jokes and giggles and haha funny’s and was like, “Yo what if Boyd was a Sylph this entire time? Wouldn’t that be fucking hilarious?” 

And that’s what I did. What happened to make this version of Boyd was a bit of a random “perfect storm” of influences and choices, which really only got sharpened because of my one-shot The Devil Went Down To Georgia. That one’s the main source of all Boyd lore, even though I barely reference it these days because he’s gone so far off the rails it’s a miracle I can keep him straight. 

I’ve talked about The Devil Went Down To Georgia a lot in relation to Boyd on here. TL;DR, I decided to make him two things: a violinist and a Sylph/cryptid, specifically the Jersey Devil. Yes, he is still British. I chalk it up lore-wise to a few things: the original Jersey Devil is more of a distant relative, Boyd crossed over from Sylvain and ended up in Britain sometime after that, and just willingly chose to keep up the British persona Bastard. I don’t think about it too much. He’s been a criminal from the very beginning; he’d been in prison on Sylvain, went through some shit there that made him steal a crystal and book it, and he continued to do crime on Earth to survive.

The violin thing is mostly me desperately wanting a character to have that background, because I played for seven goddamn years and want to put that knowledge and catharsis somewhere. Boyd probably either picked up a Sylvan instrument that was similar, or learned it in the early 20th century when he came to Earth, and just held onto it. He held onto the skills and got good - good enough that he could have gone professional, and tried in 2007, but that didn’t go super well, as anyone who’s read TMWCIFTC can attest. 

In terms of the type of cryptid he is, I’ve made the Jersey Devils a subspecies on Sylvain that takes cervids (deer, moose, etc.) or bovines (goats, antelopes, cows, etc.), as well as canines/felines of any shape and size, puts them into a gashapon machine with pterodactyl-style wings, awful teeth, and a snake’s tail, and calls it a day. You can get a tiny Jersey Devil that’s a combo of a tiny cat and a dik-dik; you can get a jacked nine-foot-tall terrifying amalgam of a lion and a moose, with a fucked-up mouth of multiple rows of teeth and huge claws.

That last one is Boyd. Don’t call me a monsterfucker for this, I have no defense.

So where does that leave him in relation to the Lodge? Back in 2018, before I started developing the lore that factors into TCOS about Sylph communities outside the Lodge (namely the Manhattan Sylphs that Leo worked with when he was a Chosen One), I figured that it’d be funny if every single cryptid kinda just… knew each other, or hung out near the Lodge. As you know if you’ve read TMWCIFTC, he got into some trouble in 1967, which Barclay, Indrid and Mama “bailed him out of.”

Once they found out he was a fellow Sylvan, though, it became less about “report this guy to the authorities” and more about “we have to make sure we keep an eye on this guy so he doesn’t get himself, or other Sylphs, in trouble” thing. He basically became Mama’s mostly-socialized half-feral cat, slinking through the halls of Amnesty Lodge, eating random food, falling asleep wherever, sitting in rooms where people are doing interesting things and just watching them. And everyone... kind of likes him. Sure, he doesn’t have a sleep schedule, and they have to get soundproof panels installed in his room at the Lodge because he’ll stress-practice violin at 3 in the morning, and he keeps shoplifting stuff from local stores to give to people like a cat bringing back dead mice. But he’s a good man. And he’s getting better every day.

Then he got got by the Ashminder in ‘98. He bolted, completely forgot everything about the Lodge but had the address of a former Lodge resident on his body after his memory was wiped, found a still-alive but memory-wiped fellow Lodge dweller, and fled to that address. Boyd lived there for years, trying to clean up his act and try to anchor himself a bit. Then in 2007, something on his path went wrong, and the stress break he went through after that made him run from that place. That’s when he met Ned, and they had a few years together before Boyd ended up in jail.

Then, once they killed the Ashminder and the memories it had eaten came back, Voidfish-style, Boyd remembered everything: the people who’d taken care of him, the friends he’d made, the love he’d found, the time and effort he’d put into getting better, the rewards he’d reaped because of it. He remembered fighting monsters and defending them. He got hit with it all at once, and missed them. His parole date was coming up; he could bide his time until he was released, and run down there.

But then, at the start of TCOS, Something Happens that makes all Sylvan disguises and spells shit the fucking bed; his disguise spell, which has been hiding a nine foot-tall jacked demon out of hell, flickers, and the invisibility spell that had been put on his disguise item to hide it failed. Boyd knew he was fucked if the jail folks found out he was a Sylph, so he decided to fucking Kool-aid Man out of there, becoming a wanted man in the entire state of West Virginia and getting a bit roughed up in the process.

But hey. Whatever it takes to get home, right? 

Stern’s Changes:

Stern’s changed too, though, and here’s how. It was relatively simple to tweak him, because so much of him was a blank slate to begin with. First: that name. Garfield Kent Stern is his full name: Garfield for the cat/Deals Warlock, Kent after Kent Mansley, the irritating dipshit FBI agent antagonist from the classic animated movie The Iron Giant. Poor bastard. He started as a walking meme who I was going to kill off; I came up with that name long before we got his real name in canon, and didn’t want to retcon it out. 

I’m a sucker for secret connections and familial ties, too, and back in 2018 the headcanon gashapon gave me “what if Stern was a cousin of Duck’s, but there was family drama that made their parts of the family split when they were kids, so now 30 years later they don’t remember each other?” 

And that’s exactly what I did. Gary is Duck’s first cousin on Duck’s mom’s side; their mothers are sisters. Gary’s uncle Arnie was a Secret Service agent who tangled with an Indrid trying to stop the Kennedy Assassination once, and he keeps telling that story at Christmas, much to everyone’s chagrin. Gary remembered those stories, and even received Indrid’s old disguise glasses - knocked off his face during his uncle Arnie’s chase - and carried them with him for a long time.

He didn’t start off as a baby cop, though; he was more interested in hitting the books, finding out the logic and doing the research to figure things out. I have him become a history major, getting a PhD with a few bits and bobs here and there that I haven’t worked out yet. Whatever the case, he spent a LONG time in academia, from undergrad starting in 1996 to graduation in about 2005. 

Things weren’t as peachy as he thought they’d be, though. Gary wrote and published his thesis, like a good little PhD candidate, but someone was watching him. In his thesis, he’d been trying to cobble together various cryptid-related legends across the word and making connections between them, among other things. He’d managed to link up and explain something that Unexplained Phenomena had been trying to figure out themselves. They immediately intercepted his thesis, kept it from being disseminated anywhere else, erased all copies of it after graduation, and reached out to Gary independently to bring him on.

Make no mistake: he went willingly. Despite the whole thesis coverup, Agent Gary Stern wasn’t coerced into being a government stooge, and he wasn’t blackmailed - he was given an offer to work with the cryptid cops, and he enthusiastically took it. Government benefits were decent, he’d heard; post-grad options were looking slim, especially going into the recession. In his mind, there was a bit of allure to it all, too. A secret government organization looking into suspicious and possibly supernatural things all over the nation? Fantastic. More opportunities to do research. He was in. Gary accepted their offer and started basic FBI training in 2007 - the same year Boyd had that mental break and went AWOL, returning to his life of crime and meeting Ned.

Biggest mistake he’d ever made. But then again, if he didn’t take them up on that, he wouldn’t be here, would he?

So he joins UP, goes up the ranks. They had him researching and charting the Bigfoot case for a while, and he was the only one who was willing to work on it at all because… well, Bigfoot sightings weren’t as sophisticated as some of the other projects that were out there for UP. (See: Area 51. We don’t talk about Area 51. Nobody talks about Area 51. Definitely nothing shady and unethical going on in there, no experiments on anyone or anything, no sir.) 

Gary’s diligent, though, and doesn’t like to back down from a challenge. That’s all hunting Bigfoot was: a challenge. No personal stake, no empathy. It was a job to get done, even though an entire person’s life was at stake.

And he got so caught up in this challenge that, when he went to Kepler, he EASILY got attacked by the Ashminder and destroyed within an inch of his life. He got the very memory of his job and intent in Kepler torn out of his head; once the Ashminder died, and those memories came back, they didn’t feel like his anymore, or like they’d been part of his life plan to begin with. Overcome with confusion and guilt, he decided to clean up his act and try to work against the FBI, with Mama’s blessing. 

His goal? Quit the FBI, get them off the Lodge’s back, and then see what happens next. Maybe he’d go back to academia, or teach, or something - just get as far away from the FBI as possible, as far away as he can be from hurting people. But he’s got to bide his time, because if he bolts now, they’re going to get suspicious and put the Lodge in even more danger. And that’s where he is now.

So why have they changed?

Simple answer? I don’t want to rewrite them to fit with canon. I just don’t. I don’t want to make Boyd human; I don’t want to change Gary’s name to Joseph and make him a Bigfoot groupie. I don’t want to rewrite hundreds of thousands of words of work to fit last-minute decisions made in the end times of Amnesty’s canon. My fic has diverged so much from canon that the canon versions of the characters don’t belong here anymore. Besides, Stern was such a background character in arcs 3 and 4 that he barely mattered, making his reappearance in arc 5 a bit of a clumsy follow-through, and Boyd was a one-act wonder. A little expansion couldn’t hurt. Making Gary something other than a direct antagonist made the narrative load a little easier, too, at least on my end. I hate giving a cop screen time, but it’s easier to justify his existence by rewriting his backstory and making him slog through the hell of a redemption arc. He’s had that coming. 

This leads us to TCOS, though, where the arcs of our player characters turn a bit more towards the plot, as opposed to the emotional fulfillment they got in TMWCIFTC. Characters like Gary, Mama, Boyd, and Alexandra take center stage for emotional and backstory development, while the original player characters take a temporary backseat. Alexandra’s a key linchpin of the story as a whole, both emotionally and narratively; Mama gets lore expansions and has personal things to settle; and Gary and Boyd are… here. So:

How do these two work with each other in TCOS?

It’s great. It’s fantastic. These two are my favorite to write in TCOS because their conflict is just so fucking FUN. On the one hand, you have an almost-ex-FBI agent who’s been taken in by the Lodge, is related to a Pine Guard member, is trying to keep his coworkers off the Lodge’s back as sneakily as possible without drawing suspicion, and is desperate not to screw up this second chance he doesn’t think he deserves. On the other hand, you have an ex-con who got a second chance from the Lodge, sees them as his last best option to be safe as long as nobody reports them, and wants to keep them safe out of a sense of familial obligation he’s reluctant to admit to, even to himself.

That’s two people with questionable morals, with a semi-familial attachment to a place that gave them second chances, each seeing the actions of the other as a threat to their - and everyone else’s - safety. Claws come out almost immediately.

At the start, Boyd and Gary go together like apple juice and toothpaste. Boyd sees a narc who’s threatening the one safe place he has left; Gary sees an impulsive, selfish threat, a domino that - if it falls - threatens, you guessed it, the one safe place he (and other people, sure) has left. Boyd breaking out of jail means the entire state of West Virginia, and probably the whole East Coast, is on high alert looking for him, and if that attention comes anywhere near the Lodge? They’re fucked.

Neither of them believe that the other is capable of change or anything but selfish, malicious harm. Boyd has more of an argument than Gary because Gary is still actively reporting things to the FBI, but in Gary’s defense, the moment that he stops reporting anything to them, they’re going to suspect things and might end up sending more people to the Lodge. The Pine Guard can’t afford that, so Gary has to play by the rules until he’s in a position where he can quit. I’ll pull a specific argument they have from TCOS that I feel really exemplifies this:

"I don't want you to get caught."

Boyd scoffed. "Something tells me you're not worried about me."

"I'm not."

"Well, thanks."

"I'm worried," Gary went on, "about someone seeing you, and connecting you to the Lodge. You just used the hot springs as your personal landing strip, in broad daylight. We're on the upper half of the mountain. And I don't know how big your Sylvan form is, but -"

Boyd grinned. It looked more like a snarl. "Oh, plenty big enough," he said.

Gary ignored that. "Big enough for someone to see you from down the mountain?" he challenged. Boyd's lip curled, and he looked away. "Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm just thinking ahead. What if someone came beating down our door looking for you? What if it was a cryptid hunter? What if it was the cops?”

"Yes, yes, fine, alright," Boyd snapped. He threw his hands up. His eyes were hard and cold. "It'd put us in danger. I get it. But you're still here. I think the damage is already done."

A knot of cold rage formed in Gary's stomach. "I'm trying to keep this place safe, Mr. Mosche," he spat. "I've got a responsibility to keep."

Boyd scoffed. "Oh, you have a responsibility? To Amnesty Lodge? That's fucking rich."

"You've got one, too! It’s about time you started keeping it!"

They’re both very, very set in their ways and their ideologies, and they take a long time to get to middle ground. 

One of my friends described it as middle child syndrome in overdrive. Gary thinks Boyd’s the Lodge golden child, come to replace him in the Lodge inner circle. Boyd thinks Gary’s the Lodge’s new redemption-arc fixer-upper, come to replace him. And both of them feel thrown off by that, because they both thought that the Lodge was accepting them completely into the inner circle. It’s unfamiliar, it’s confusing, and when the Lodge as a whole regards them both with suspicion/unease (Gary) and polite detachment due to the passage of time (Boyd), it makes them both feel on the outside.

And when you’re in the same shitty canoe, you’ve gotta row it or sink. So that’s exactly what they do. 

Ultimately, they get faced down with bigger and worse foes that snap them out of their spat, because their common interest is “keeping the Lodge safe” and uniting will help them get there. When they do start to have each other’s backs, though, that’s when they reluctantly start to get to know each other. Gary feels like something’s off about Boyd and eventually suspects - thanks to some comments from Haynes and some digging of his own - that Boyd had something to do with the fire that burned down Aubrey’s house, but it remains to be seen what he’ll do with that information. (The Gary of November 2018 would have turned Boyd in to the FBI. The Gary of almost six months later, though… a different story. It’ll be interesting.)

The kicker is, they’re both really similar, at the heart of it. Both of them were the Lodge’s fix-em-up pet projects, brought into the fold in an emergency and protected/cared for as long as they swore to clean up their act. They see each other and feel a bit out-of-place, though - something contributed to by the way the Lodge treats them.

Gary’s still held at a distance by many, despite being Duck’s cousin and a mostly-valuable member of the team, because the stench of the FBI is still on him - how he dresses, how he walks and talks, how he acts. And Boyd has just swanned back to the Lodge after 20 years gone, with all his memories of the Lodge from back in ‘98 driven back into his mind - and part of him is expecting the Lodge to be the exact same way it was when he left. But it’s not. You can’t go home again. The Lodge has moved on without him, which he never expected, and coming back to them is… awkward.

It’s simple. They don’t know what to do with a version of Boyd who’s missed the past 20 years of their lives; Boyd doesn’t know what to do with people who have changed from the folks he knew 20 years ago. He’s lost, floating, and alienated, like going to a high school reunion after not having spoken to a living soul since graduation. It sucks for him. And the only wholly unfamiliar face there, other than the main Pine Guard - who he’s mostly fine with, except for Ned - is Gary, and he can’t help but be irritated with him. That changes, though.

What I essentially want to do is set these versions of the characters up as foils. Similar characters, similar pasts, similar situations that got them to this point. All that’s different is how far in their respective arcs they are. So I’m going to have them be friends. Give each other a chance in the face of a bigger threat, open up a little more, have conversations, talk about things with each other because they’re the only ones around to listen. The Lodge gave them second chances when they needed them most. Maybe they can do that for each other.

This is also to say, I would be a massive fucking liar if I say I haven’t considered having that unfold into a rivals-to-lovers arc. Yeah, I said it. I’ve considered it, at length and in serious detail, since I started drafting the arcs for TCOS. In fact, that’s what I’m probably going to do. I’ve gotten too hooked by the possibility to give it up. I outlined hypothetical futures for the whole cast after the final battle in Sylvain and, given the things I want to happen in that battle and the messy post-war fallout, it makes sense that these two would gravitate towards each other.

It makes a lot more sense in context, believe me. They’ve got a long row to hoe before they trust each other enough to become friends, or even push the envelope towards a romantic relationship - they’d have months and even YEARS to wait to pull that off. Whatever I end up doing with them, they are easily my favorite part of TCOS to unravel, mostly because I  - and, honestly, everyone else - probably never saw it coming.

Thanks for the ask, anon. This made my week. So sorry for the long response, but I have so many thoughts on what I’m doing with these idiots, and putting them down on paper was really fun. Any other questions or comments about this? Fire away, I’d be more than willing to answer! 

[wishwaycrew]

Real 15 question memer we got here

1. Are you named after anyone?

Kid: Funny thing about that- you see I’ve gone through my long troubling period of name changes- I’d certainly mostly been kid, given my ah... circus upbringing-  but there was a time when I’d codenamed myself dik-- which while smart, doesn’t entirely work out professionally if you understand what I mean- and then I tried to name myself Milo properly, but that didn’t work out according to the oracle as it clashed with another name- so I settled on Max. It works...! Though the others still like to call me kid anyway, ahaha....

Cedric: I’m contractually obligated not to disclose who my name was taken from. I’m not here to inflict cringe damage on anyone.

Sage: It’s a moniker of my old title. I was known as chibi for the longest time, though.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Simon: ...I don’t cry as much as people think I do. I’m almost ashamed to admit the last time I cried I think was in high school., despite everything that happened to my family. Too scared to until recently, I guess.

Marco: Um... I cried big time last summer vacation??

Simon: Yeah, I remember hearing about that. Happy one though, right? Good cry.

Marco: Yeah... thanks Simon.

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3. Do you have kids?

Khal: They’re barely a year old and they’re already arguing who’s child is better.

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4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Samuel: I do! But, um... strangers take things I say too seriously, so I can’t use it as much as big bro Sergie.

Lucy: I prefer to have a few sharp edges, though I have nothing on Phil or Arthur. Cosmo can pull a fast one on you too, honestly.

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5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Lucy: Body first, then the face. Remembering the silhouette of people you meet can be very important down the road-!

Phil: Whether they comment on my face or not.

Sergio: The face is pretty important honestly.

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6. What’s your eye colour?

Red- Cedric/Phoebe/Sadie/Khal/Red

Brown/Black- Sergio/Marco/Samuel/Anton/Lottie/Marianne

Blue- Lawslou/Issac

White- Kid/Alamgir/Sage/Margarete

Green- Alarune

Garret: Mine and Simon’s eyes are actually kinda’ two colors? We got green eyes, but it goes blue near the iris. Forgot the name for that...

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7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Samuel: Happy ending....

Sadie: I wanted to like scary movies. But they’re so dumb half the time... I like the ones that are kind of funny, too. Like that one with the clown-

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8. Any special talents?

Simon: Um... I can use magic without a catalyst or any channeling object?

Sergio: I’m quite the experienced piano player, if I do say so myself~

Simon: You sure clam up about that around Uncle Garrett

Sergio: Ey now....

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9. Where were you born?

Alamgir: I hatched on an asteroid, fufufu~

Khal: Yeah um. Farm. That said asteroid fell on later.

Marco: Wish I knew, sometimes...

Alamgir: !!!!!!!

Marco: !! NO!!!!!!!

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10. What are your hobbies?

Sergio: Did I drop the piano fact too soon?

Samuel: I- I like playing them too...! I also like growing flowers and leafy plants...

Sergio: You like succulents too?

Samuel: Yeah..! I also like cooking with dad--

Marco: Cooking’s cool, yeah. I like making my own food how I want it..

Sergio: I still need to pick up on that. Drop me some of the recipes you two use next time, ok?

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11. Do you have any pets?

Sergio: I kinda’ want a fox, but uh, that’s not a good idea here. ...You know Garrett’s got a big dog now though, so it’d be like that movie, you kn-

Garrett: No

Samuel: I want a cat...... or a bird...

Marco: I have a hamster now.

Kid: I used to have a hamster!!! She was called Hama.

Marco: Huh...

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12. What sports do you/have you played?

Samuel: Swimming was really good for therapy! I really want to get back into it...

Sergio: Yeah, swimming was amazing therapy. I actually destroyed some people competitively.

Simon: Heh...

Garrett: Is horse-racing a sport? I won a few locally.

Khal: I was pretty good at running at the old school festivals.

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13. How tall are you?

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14. Dream job?

Alamgir: All of my dreams’ve already come true~~ fufufu~~~

Khal: Shucks, Gir......

Marianne: While I like President enough, I am favoring Queen in my future...

Samuel: Um. I want to... write about nature..

Sergio: Little more noble than me just wanting to write up some songs for everyone. ... Don’t want to tell Garrett or anything, but I am somewhat interested in that magic nonsense. Guy just gets so excited...

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15. Favourite subject in school?

Alamgir: We were on such a nice topic...

Marco: Science

Sadie: Writing. But the teachers suck...

Samuel: Science... and writing. But- yeah...

(Wow that is a flat question to end on)

[whatdoiknow]

to be fair you can't change that url name because every time I see you in my dash my face lit up because in my head I always pronounce it as "what dick know" and it's funny. So you have to keep it. whatdoiknow??? sounds fake anyway... I don't know her...

You and hundreds of porn bots Susie. Dik, dick, dok. Imma change it immediately when that person sets it free. A brand new and much much more mature Marj is on her way. I will only post flower pictures and terrible meme's.