#did u notice that the pizza ppl are skz's hoe line

[taeyeonsb]

uhm cute pizza boy changbin? and embarrassed felix idk

I'm a hoe for writing things no one requested of me but wbk

@silverwisp-the-insane @chenle @j-onehunnit this is for u my loves

I decided 2 make it changlix because it's the only ship ever and i dont write xreaders lol sorry

how is this so long lmao the scene lasts like 5 minutes im done w myself

here's a masterlist if u want haha yeet

in felix's defense

it's all 100% completely jisung's fault

like many things are

felix was joking!!! and it's all jisung's fault for not seeing it >:(

“im ordering pizza”

"omg tell them 2 send their cutest pizza boy"

"ok lol"

",,,"

"ur cute pizza boy will be here in fifteen minutes"

:o

H A N J I S U N G

"BOY" - felix, panicking instantly

"u have 2 answer the door, sung, I'm not doing it"

"come on lix what's the worst that could happen? just answer it, and best case scenario u got urself a bf!"

felix is going to say no

but then jisung hits him with that ddu-du ddu-du du look

the LookTM

"NO DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU KNOW CUTE PEOPLE MAKE ME NERVOUS" - felix, panicking instantly yet again

jisung is pouting and his eyes are all big and felix can see all the stars in them and

"ok, I'll answer the door"

"haha weak btich"

“let me at least see what u wrote? so i dont get too embarrassed”

jisung hands over his phone and felix looks at the submitted request

“jisung U DUMMY U SAID SEND UR CUTEST PIZZA”

“sorry lol im illiterate” - jisung, unbothered, chomping on a stick of celery

“at least now our pizza will look great!!!”

felix is stressed out and doesnt deserve this

but!! this isnt gonna work out lol it was a stupid joke and the pizza place probably doesnt have any cute boys and if they do all the cute boys are all being sent to pretty girls’ houses like in wattpad fanfics and it’s not even gonna happen of course why is felix stressed theres nothing to be stressed about

“are u ok lix u look very stressed out”

“im Not stressed out”

so felix goes back to losing trying his best at mariokart

fortunately for felix (alliteration!! bow before me)

the doorbell rings right as jisung is about to win

so felix gets to pause it and enjoy seeing the pain manifest itself in jisung’s puppy eyes

“haha thats what u get u snake”

“I DID THIS FOR YOU”

nevertheless

felix is nervous about opening the door

what if he really is cute oh no

felix is Unable to function around cute people

but!!!! he forges on :,) what a lad

and lo and behold

he really is cute oh no

A B O R T

there is a Small Handsome Boy outside jisung’s door and felix forgets how 2 function

yikeyikeyike

he has a cute nose!!! and cute eyes!!! and a cute mouth!!!! and hes wearing little round spectacles and his hair looks soft and oh no

then cute pizza boy coughs awkwardly, and theres a cute blush across his cute cheeks and felix would like to Die

felix, mentally: *banging two frying pans together on the roof of jisung’s apartment building* WOW IT SURE WOULD BE A SHAME FOR ME TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW

there’s a note taped to cute boy’s chest written on a blank reciept that says ‘he’s the cutest pizza we have’

again, felix would like to Die

his face is so warm asbfdjs

“uhhh here’s ur pizza !!” the boy says, and his voice is so nice and he looks so flustered

felix can feel himself falling

“ahh! thank you!!! im so sorry about if you feel awkward about the request, my friend wrote that, and im just really sorry!!! haha but dont worry u are definitely the cutest pizza i’ve ever seen!!!”

did he ,,,, really just say that

like did he really

really? by blackpink yas

cute pizza boy giggles (giggles!!!! what a soft and wonderful human!!!!) and “it’s ok!! don’t worry about it, my coworker chan loves it when this happens, and you’re really cute too!!”

changbin, internally: did i really just say that did i really

(this boy is highkey the only cute boy in the world and changbin just said he was cute???? CANCELLED FOREVER)

changbin can feel himself turning into a tomato

then a voice yelling “LIX?” comes from inside the apartment and both changbin and cute boy jump

“lix?” changbin asks before he can stop himself

“it’s my nickname ,,,, short for felix” cute boy (now named felix) says, rubbing the back of his neck shyly

felix is so cute changbin is going to combust

“ah ... m’names changbin?” changbin offers through a mouthful of actual sand because apparently he is incapable of speech

“changbin?” felix has a lil accent when he says changbin’s name

changbin internally: I WANT TO PROTECT YOU FOREVER YOURE THE CUTEST

changbin externally: “yep!”

“well i guess i should probably go :( my managers gonna need me back soon :(”

“i should too haha my friends probably playing mariokart while im not there so he can mess up our win ratio”

neither of them move for a couple more moments though lmao

then changbin remembers he actually has to give felix the pizza ,,,,,, so he sticks the lil note that was on his shirt on top of the box and hands it over

“well, hopefully i’ll see you soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“yeah, ,,,, i hope so too”

and then felix smiles and changbin dies before felix closes the door

inside the apartment:

jisung: hello felix, anything new up with you

he was listening to the entire disaster of a conversation and literally has trouble forming words because he’s smiling so big

felix just HHHHHHHHHHHs right into jisung’s arms, knocking them both down on the couch and hmphs into his chest

“did u get his number”

D:

D: D: D: D:

“ur dumb lol”

what a lovely supportive friend

“well at least u have pizza rigth!! eat ur troubles away my young padawan”

“u are one day older than me boy”

,,,

back at the pizza shop:

chan, being the literal human equivalent of ;)))))))) seeing how blushy changbin is when he waltzes back through the door of the shop: heyyyyy baby changbean

changbin is too lovestruck to even hit him skdjfks felix’s impact

hyunjin is instantly invested

“did u get his number”

D:

D: D: D: D:

“ur the dumbest”

“fear not!!!” chan says triumphantly “he has ur number!”

“what”

“i put ur number on the note lol”

“bang chan what if it was some creepy old dude who now had my P H O N E  N U M B E R do you ever Think before you Act”

“no?? lmao what kinda question”

“but ur forgetting the IMPORTANT THING here changbin!!” hyunjin says excitedly

“which is that chan hyung hands out my personal information with little regard to my well-being, safety, and future?”

“no lol, ur cute boy has ur number!!!”

changbin, internally: omgomg my romance has begun!!!!! when is netflix going to hmu

changbin, externally: “i hate you guys”

then changbin’s phone lights up with a random number

he checks it immediately, not even minding that chan hyunjin and minho are all hovering over his shoulders

“oh minho when did u get here”

“i smelled drama”

unknown number: hi!!! it’s felix!!!! i didnt realize you left your number here haha but i’m happy you did <3

and changbin knows hes going to be mocked endlessly by his coworkers but he doesnt even care

and jisung will literally never let felix live down a single thing he said to changbin, but felix doesn’t care either

what matters is that they have each other now <3