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garlic-stix · 6 months ago

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i have a new scientistic theory:

god and satan collaborated when creating all the creatures and the higher to heaven the more of a say god had in creating them and the closed to hell the more satan had

which explains y the fish r so fucking ugly

there 2d fish for gods sake

hmmmmmm

new theory:

there r no angles all angels r actually birds

AND ALL DEMONS R FISH

#no like seriously what the hell god?#who let street light be a predator #THERE R GIANT SPIDERS DOWN THERE #did i mention THE STAR'FISH' like actually what is that thing #who let it live #yy #it has like 5 brains and yet is still borderline an inanimate object #and dont tell me they eat babies too like the rest of those foul creatures #i honestly believe krakens r real because like Y NOT?? a giant octopus is BY FAR not the strangest thing down there #the sea'hores' looks like its been hit by a car and the only reason im not inclined to believe every single one of then was #IS BECAUSE THERE IN THE FCKING OCIAN #I AM NEVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE OCTIAN I WANT TO BE AS FAR AWAY FROM THOSE LEVIATHAN ASS MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN THERE

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