#devils' advocates au

[black--sun]

Ichigo steps into the long patch of street light, eyes jerking to the side when a creature skitters under a dumpster, spooked by the shadow he cast. It’s too quick for Ichigo to tell what it is, but the glance shows him a pair of scuffed, dirty shoes sticking out from the far side of the alley he can’t see, and Ichigo pushes his hands deeper into his pockets, turning his gaze away before he can determine if they were on the feet of someone living or dead. 

His stride lengthens as he turns onto the side street that runs directly to Renji’s apartment. 

He’s not late— there is no late for a person that sets their own hours— but he has another stop to make, and the other guys would leave the complex and make the straight shot that led down to the waterfront together. Safety in numbers. It didn’t worry Ichigo, but he wanted to be around in case they needed it. Usually, all they had to worry about were the street level thugs roaming the alleys, selling to cars that slowed just long enough to exchange money for product. Ichigo wouldn’t have thought twice about them. Their profession wasn’t a far cry from his. They all did what they needed to eat. But the guys on their own shit or the men collecting pay and offering their own brand of protection— those were the assholes to stay away from. Ichigo was getting good at knowing those guys by face or name, which was saying a whole fucking lot.

He turns down another street, and a few of the women start calling enticements before he pushes back his hood and they see orange hair. Then, it’s more good natured offers or talk about how tall he’s getting, and he ignores those. He scans through the women until he finds Nozomi and crouches down. She’s leaning on the sill of a boarded up brick window, sleeve over her mouth as she coughs. Her eyes are dark, lined and sunk, and she’s too fragile looking, all paper skin over porcelain bone. Like she’d break if she took one good hit, which is a real possibility on this strip. She shouldn't be out.

Ichigo frowns but ferrets a bottle of pills from his pocket, pushing them into her fingers. 

“There’s probably not enough. It’s just what we had left, but have her take them anyway. Twice a day. Crush them up if she can’t swallow it.” She takes them, looking down like she’s having trouble figuring out what they are. She looks feverish herself, and he wonders what good they’ll do her kid if she goes first. But there’s nothing he can do about that. 

He stands and turns before her arm catches his, and he glances back. He doesn’t need or want gratitude and the look he gets makes his insides prickle and squirm. She’s only the friend of a friend. And she’ll probably be dead soon. He swallows and pulls his arm free. “S’fine.” There’s nothing else to say. He doesn’t want those eyes sticking in his brain, so he doesn’t look again. He makes his way from the small throng of women and girls, getting more affectionate pinches and touches than he wants, but doesn’t let it bother him. It’s nice to be wanted somewhere. 

He steps into the path of a slowing car, hearing brakes screech, but he’s already out of the way, darting behind a car headed the opposite way, reaching the other side of the road before he hears the series of curses and sales pitches that follow.

[anthrophobixx]

Has tumblr ever heard of randyverse before

first drawing top right randioactive design by my friend @/boiled_bagel, cunt randy concept by @/soot_zach, the 3D design in the third pic is by my bud @/Canned_Clown (ALL 3 OF THESE PPL R ON TWITTER BTW !!) n priest randy + the cunt randy design r both by me ^___^

[amarynthian-chronicles]

Courtroom Selfie with the Besties

The boys are sore losers, Your Honour. AO3 Tip the Scales

[mikiusol]

When a guardian angel and devil's advocate go on earth for a mission but they can't fly and no one believes they're on a mission so they get arrested for crimes only one of them (might've) committed. And Jack is not happy.

[dtchloedecker]

Lucifer Morningstar was known by basically everyone down to the rocks in LA. You either knew him because of his looks and prestige, or his crime ring. One of the two.As if being the devil wasn't enough trouble, he decided to relish in watching (and indirectly participating) in human vices.

He owns a warehouse a few miles short of LA. It was full of illegal guns, drugs, and everything else you could imagine on the black market. He accepted a deal from a "gang", that was inquiring on his inventory. Little did he know he was going to have to deal with the cops. Again.

He was watching from behind his insignificant dealer, when he saw. Damn. He was soon approached.

"Don't screw this up, Palmetto Bitch," Paulucci sneered at Chloe as she was getting wired. "Why don't you fuck off and eat an entire hotdog stand," Chloe fumed. She was so done with getting bullied by everyone in the department INCLUDING Dan. Lt. Monroe had asked her SPECIFICALLY to do this and she knew she could pull it off, so Paulucci was going to have to shut up and deal with it. She'd worn a simple black tank top that showed a little cleavage, skinny jeans, knee-high stiletto boots, and a leather jacket that said "BX9" on the back. No one would mistake her for a cop.

Chloe took a deep breath and opened the warehouse door. Normally, she'd be careful walking inside, checking her perimeter and all that, but she wasn't a cop. Not right now. So, instead she walked in liked she went there all the time. She called out to see if anyone was there and another voice answered her. A little to the right, three men were standing in what looked like a triangle. Bingo! She recognized Lucifer Morningstar himself standing in between the two other guys. She recognized him from the pictures. They didn't do him justice. She wasn't expecting him here at all, but she immediately decided that she was going to be the one to arrest him.

"I'm Leslie Shay from BX9," she introduced herself. "Am I in the right place?" One of the two guys standing in front of Morningstar answered her instead of him, but she went along with it until the guy said what they needed to hear and then SWAT came busting in from all sides. Chloe gave Morningstar a smug smile before whipping out her badge. "LAPD! You're all under arrest."

@staygooddevil

[lunelised]

Loaded thoughts,

empty barrel.

Gambling life,

winning death,

loosing sight,

Gaining luck.

Empty thoughts,

loaded gun,

I am Devil´s assistant,

what you want from me

is something I steal from you.

Close your eyes,

and try to loose me.

I am standing on a razor edge

of my empathy.

A polo shirt

a bitter scent of cheap cigarettes.

Amber shining glass.

I am self-made man,

I swallow blue pills

as I swim in red rivers.

I am an imitation of someone

who fell asleep

and forgot to wake up.

I catch the gust into my fist,

As Devil is holding his grip

around my shadow.

He knows who to follow.

I know where to lead.

The spirits are running in my veins,

A race they cannot win

against my intentions,

The headlights are melting my crisis,

My eyes wide closed,

We drive faster

than a law can spot our menace.

All my two-faced friends live

beyond the rear window.

C2H5OH is the secret passcode,

to set my memories on fire,

To burn down my feelings,

To poison my blood.

An excuse to split the lie,

to slit my reflection.

A simple code

to lock everything unforgiving.

Empty compliments get smudged

between my lips.

The devil steals my pretty smile,

it makes him ugly.

My right hand steers the wheel,

The left one pulls the trigger.

Silver bullets reflecting in Devil´s eyes,

Radio camouflaging the sound of a gunshot,

I open my eyes to taste my victory,

Devil´s shadow is splashed

onto the velvet carseat.

Im done,

Voila.

I came for you,

I have taken your place.

Crooked smile,

life is beautiful!

As I realise the obvious:

I am YOU.

Do you know who is worse

than a psychopath?

An empath who commits crimes

on purpose.

The shadow is the core factor

of a personality.

All the other aspects are variables.

People think they are kind

Until they are given a chance

To act upon evil.

You cannot erase darkness,

or you will die from insomnia.

Drink the fire

burn the water.

Have fun with me,

or simply run away.

The choice is yours.

[akiraidraws]

Devil's Advocate

[mamaestapa]

hi loves!!

burreaux-drys is now mamaestapa 😉

my masterlist links won’t be working, so i’m currently working on getting those fixed asap! i have a lot and i mean a lot of links to put back there. so it may take me a couple days to get everything back up!🤍

welcome to the new era, my loves. i’m so glad you’re here✨🤍

[sunflowericescribbles]

All the radioapple AUs ideas

I wanna write if I could get over my burnt out self

Bambi: Alastor loosing his mother as a fawn and wanting to get revenge on the hunter (and later all the other humans who kill his kind). Lucifer being the majestic leader, easily spotted by his albino appearance, but surprisingly hard to find because he hides away very well & doesn´t care much about the hunters. (Also he looks way taller from far away, but once you stand next to him he is so small all of a sudden.) Anyway, as he grows up Al is on a mission to scare all the hunters away permanently (read: kill) until one day of course there appears a large amount of hunters to "hunt down the rabid animals that endanger the hunting territory" or something like that. Well, Lucifer warned him often enough to not engage with humans, because in his long long life he knows this was gonna happen eventually. Now he can come along and try to do some damage control (by getting everyone to safety and buying them time by playing the bait). In the end the woods catch fire, they have to flee through the smoke and burning trees, they barely make it out alive, but they fought together, the threat is gone. (Sidenote: maybe add some magic: Alastor slowly turning into a wendigo after killing & eating more & more humans, kinda like a curse; Lucifer being the "god of the forest", supposedly the last immortal one - no I´m not going to dive into "the last unicorn" theme with this!)

Blue Eye Samurai: title will be "Red Eye Samurai", because Alastor has most of his demon appearance with red eyes of course. What´s special about him? He´s only a half demon, so he can get away as a human most of the time so long no one sees his red eyes behind the tinted glasses, the deer ears that are constantly hidden under his wide hat and the claws under his gloves. He wears a katana (in red of course) & he has no problem using it to cut off parts of the human bodies (& eat it). Yes, he´s out for revenge (again), and of course he will have some assassins sent his way & he has to fight his way through some tough shit. Maybe give him Niffty as travel companion, who he rescued (unintentionally) from her abusive husband at the noodle shop she was working at. Lucifer meanwhile is unhappy because he wanted to get married to Lilith, but his family has "better" plans for him. Lilith gets exiled (for whatever reason), he wants to follow her & bring her back, but looses her track soon after he sneaked away. And of course he gets robbed on the way, but he won´t give up so easily. Can´t be so bad picking up a job at a brothel, can it? Well, the red haired lad surely is not a easy costumer, but Lucifer knows how to tempt humans.. and demons.

Devil´s advocate: that´s a bit of a complicated one, because if you know the relationship between devil & advocate, then shipping gets a bit.. difficult. So, let´s throw that out of the window. I just think it would be an interesting setting for a radioapple story with a bit of twisting around. Al as an advocate being ruthless & very successful gets the chance to work at the infamous Magne firm and into arguments with the big boss about morality (& other more or less serious stuff). Funnily enough "the big boss" is quite tired of working with shitty people who left all their morals behind, he wants Al to be successful without loosing that, but it seems (almost) like a lost cause. Why is he even trying to make Alastor a better man? Isn´t everyone he interacts with bound to be corrupted? Al´s mom is very concerned (and frightened) when she meets Mr. Magne for the first time (because she´s a good soul & can immediatly tell he´s the devil). In the end, it turns out Alastor had only caught Lucifer´s interest because of Charlie, who lives with him (& his mother). She´s his daughter and he wants to have her back with him. Too bad she doesn´t wanna go back home until she´s finished her business, so he has to wait & until then he´s not allowed to lay a finger on her friend Alastor. Well, at least he has her near him, he can interact with her again & at least Al and his mom care for her. (If only Alastor would stop calling him short & a bad father, he would be less inclined to throw him over the edge of the roof)

Dirty Dancing: make it dance instructor Alastor x doctor Lucifer (with a side dish of Chaggie, because they´d make a hot dancing couple, too)

Sister Act basically Al can sing, he´s got a nun outfit & it would be fun xD

SpyxFamily Spy Alastor, Assassin Lucifer, Child Niffty, perfect little family :3

Titanic (1997): I would sprinkle a bit of onesided radiostatic in it, with Al and Vox being partners at first and boarding the ship together. They both want to start a new career overseas and maybe even team up. By some coincidence Alastor finds himself in the first class as replacement for another singer/entertainer for one evening and gets to meet Lucifer, who he has to fish out of the water, because that dumbass somehow managed to go over board. Lucifer is on board with his little daughter Charlie. After the death of his wife and having no money left, his family decided now would be the perfect time to offer him a chance to come back into their circle. Since his daughter is still too young to marry someone (and because Lucifer would never marry her off to someone she doesn´t love), he agreed to (finally) marry someone of his family´s choosing. Obviously he´s not happy with the choice. He meets Alastor for the first time when Charlie almost falls over board because her plushie slipped out of her hold.

[cuddleyhoney]

update + Kevin Lomax x Reader fix

mini update about me + fanfic

hi guys I've been a little depressed recently but I also have been in training to become a nail tech!! sorry for being so inactive I've had soo much homework but also I've been secretly reading some of your guys's fic 👁️👁️ ok that is all bye :3

oh I almost forgot I'm currently fixated of the devils advocate and had a date night with this guy where we watched it one night lol anyway bye -

Scents of Love

The soft hum of your favorite jazz record filled the apartment as you unwound from another demanding day at work. You'd lit a few candles and were curled up on the couch, enjoying a moment of tranquility. The city outside was a cacophony of noise and lights, but inside, your home was an oasis of calm.

Just as you were starting to lose yourself in the soothing music, the front door opened, and Kevin Lomax stepped in. He was a sight for sore eyes, looking as polished and confident as ever, his briefcase in one hand and a bouquet of roses in the other.

"Kevin!" you exclaimed, a smile spreading across your face. "What’s this?"

He walked over, handing you the roses with a grin. "Just a little something to brighten your evening," he said, his eyes twinkling with a hint of mischief.

You took the flowers, their rich scent immediately enveloping you. "They're beautiful. Thank you."

Kevin set his briefcase down and reached into his coat pocket, pulling out a small, elegantly wrapped package. "And there's more."

Curiosity piqued, you accepted the package and carefully unwrapped it, revealing a collection of exquisitely designed perfume bottles. Each one was a work of art, and you could already imagine the luxurious scents they contained.

"Kevin, these are incredible," you said, looking up at him with wide eyes. 

He shrugged, a playful smile on his lips. "I wanted to. I thought you might enjoy trying some new fragrances."

You carefully opened one of the bottles and dabbed a bit of the perfume onto your wrist. The scent was enchanting, a blend of jasmine and sandalwood that immediately transported you to a world of elegance and sophistication.

"It's perfect," you murmured, closing your eyes to fully savor the aroma.

Kevin watched you with a satisfied expression. "I'm glad you like it. I know how much you love finding new scents."

You leaned in and kissed him on the cheek, feeling a surge of affection. "You always know just how to make me feel special."

He wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you close. "That's because you are special. And I love surprising you."

As you stood there, enveloped in the sweet scent of flowers and the luxurious perfume, you felt a profound sense of happiness. Kevin's thoughtfulness never ceased to amaze you, and his ability to brighten even the toughest days was a constant source of joy.

"How about we make tonight even more special?" Kevin suggested, his voice low and inviting. "We can order from that little French bistro you love and have a quiet dinner here."

Your smile widened, the idea of a cozy evening with Kevin filling you with warmth. "I'd love that."

As you settled into the evening, the scent of roses and perfume mingling in the air, you felt a deep sense of contentment. Kevin's surprises had turned an ordinary night into something magical, reminding you once again of the love and care he brought into your life every day.

You were a simple and shy girl who didn't ask for much but somehow you landed a guy who gave you so much?

[gruloky]

I will say I’m not a donatella psychic truther normally BUT if she were to be psychic I really really like pyrokinesis specialist donatella

[ghostofwriting]

Okay, so I may be stupid, but have you revealed what happened between Rafe and Y/N yet. Like ik he broke her heart, but like have you gone more into detail about that that I have just missed

Hi! Not stupid at all! No I haven’t revealed it. I don’t know if I’ll reveal it via social media au because as on lookers, we don’t get to see what happens behind the scenes.

I keep saying this but if I write the actual fic you’ll find out what happened between the two.

Remember though that we only have hints of what happened from y/n. She might not be as reliable as we think.

[anthrophobixx]

lil thing for my Devil's Advocate au I made a while ago ^_^ Gonna be focusing MUCH more on this au once summer break starts, might even start a comic !! Sounds pretty fun :0

[amarynthian-chronicles]

Keepers of Balance

When the good guys are scarier than the bad guys

[winnsly92]

Chapter 13 of Devils Advocate is done and posted on Ao3! A warm night for JUST friends (Ellie remix)

A nice wholesome adventure between my versions of agent 3 and 8 as they have a nice date night at the boardwalk! But something goes wrong…terribly wrong…

[sergeifyodorov]

Genuinely crazy that something as simple as Auston being born a week earlier would have such a ripple effect, that is truly the appeal of the alternate universe. Is there any debate about taking Auston vs Connor first in this universe?

I think there's always going to be a Mark Spector type that entertains it, especially considering that Auston used to (maybe still does, one or two) hold the USNTDP records -- he was a good step over Eichel (THIRTY POINTS!??) and better than Kane in 06 by half that.

McDavid got 100 points in 38 games, though. So I don't think any debaters are serious.