#destiny won't give lambert Child Surprises because PLOT TWIST he is a Father Surprise inflicted upon unsuspecting outcasts | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

proheromidoriyashouto · 2 years ago

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lambert reacting to stilted affection from vesemir who recognizes his failures in raising this boy and is trying to do better without talking about it because he doesn't believe an apology would do any good in light of the inevitable extinction of witchers which will likely result in lambert being left the last Wolf witcher alive when he hates being one more than anyone else and the Choice was a fucking lie to begin with:

older lambert with his own adopted family of black sun girls and freaks who are each prophesized to end the world through no fault of their own:

#the witcher #lambert #destiny won't give lambert Child Surprises because PLOT TWIST he is a Father Surprise inflicted upon unsuspecting outcasts #he doesnt call for the law of surprise he stumbles across lil traumatized weirdos and scruffs their lil asses all the way home #hey since eskel and geralt aren't coming back to kaer morhen after vesemir's death its free real estate #he needs somewhere to raise his lil detriments to society(affectionate)#and without vesemir to be up in arms about tradition he can do whatever he wants with the place including hiring people to fix up the place #dwarven masons and elven painters and human lumberjacks #come to the new kaer morhen it has a brand new witcher grade obstacle course and a water slide

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