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palfriendpatine66 · 2 years ago

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Suspending the fact that there definitely wouldn't have been a paper trail for this very under the table gambling transaction, this is assuming that Qui-Gon would ever submit anything even resembling an accurate expense report.

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

#despite Obi Wan's best efforts every expense report is filled with items increasingly vague items #“supported local business owner” = drank heavily in cantina #“donation to engender good will” = paid bribes for information #“participated in local cultural event” = casino visit #dont center on your anxieties padawan none of it is a lie #its accurate from a certain point of view #never forget: discretion is essential to a mission's success #what the council doesn't know won't hurt them #apparently i have a lot of thoughts about this #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #star wars #star wars head cannon #qui gon head cannon

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